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All you guys crucifying the op's friend for not using condom, i got one question for you. Is it all the time and i mean every single forking time that you guys use the condom? At some point or the other, most of us have taken that risk. You just bone and declare omo, notin dey happen.

Now you all are crucifying the OP's friend for not using a condom with a girl he intends to marry? Abegi

myk4koool:
Sorry,if u dnt get d msg.jst leave the thread and dont post rubbish pls,

Lai lai. I no dey go anywhere. I no understand you and i go talk wetin dey my mind. If you like call am rubbish. If you like no call am rubbish, na you sabi.

How the fork do you expect me to understand that crap you posted? Dem tell you say i get degree for shorthand? what will it cost you to post your sheet in clear terms for everyone to understand? Oga, na wa for you o

norrisman:
Admiral Arogundade = Promotion
Lance Corporal Ayodeji = Dismissed
While this may serve as a deterent to people who think they can flout the law and get away with it, I hope due process was followed in his sacking as I highly doubt a court martial can be done in 3 days. I hope GEJ takes a leaf out of the Army's book and duly recall the Maudeke woman who never did her NYSC.

Same thing i told a colleague of mine this morning. Meanwhile, Arogundade's offence is far more grievious than Ayodeji's. Check out their rewards.

^^^^ So what's the difference between hot and sexy

@ OP. It depends on your motive and the girl in question. Generally speaking, when a lady or a guy is described as hot, it mean that the individual is sexually desirable. If its a guy, the average lady wont mind jumping into bed with him. If you watch big brother amplified, LOMWE and ALEX can very much be described as hot. The same applies to a lady.

So its safer generally to tell a lady she's gorgeous. Its quite flattering and not at all offensive. And i dont know of any lady that will take offense at being described as gorgeous. On the other hand, not all ladies are comfortable with being described as hot as it has a sexual undertone.

Anytime i see tatoo on any girl, i always have an instant har.d on. But sadly enuf, i havn'e forked any tatoo wearing chic before. I find tatoos on chics soooooooo sexxxxxy. particularly when its on their bo.oobs, waist,, inner thighs, OOOOOOOH GOD!

[s]Now, i'm already having an erec.tion cos i'm talking about tattooed chics[/s]

butterflyy:
Am currently going out wth this guy n ystday he texted me saying, ''pls baby can u help us, my bgm in office said his girl friend missed her period n he dont know what to do, do u know anything she can take to flush it, u can ask your friends too'' and i was like wtf is he thinking cos its not been three weeks we started going out and we are yet to bleep, I didnt reply him cos i was angry and am planning on leaving him, pls advice me i beg una.

Wetin una dey look wey una never bleep? ehn? wetin una dey look?

kalokalo:
No I'm not bitter . Its just that sisters don't really know what they want till its too late! Anyway to each his own, I'm not in the market since I'm taken. I do have female acquaintances who want to be matchmaked to some of my friends who sadly have no interest in ladies in their late twenties or early thirties. And these are very accomplished and beautiful ladies. You would think suitors will be beating down their doors

Anyway people can do what they want!

Hey Maguy, Please please please, can i be your friend? I am very much interested in ladies in their late twenties and early thirties. Holla @ ur boy men

@ OP.
It means you both are incompatible in a number of ways or you dont really fit the profile of the kind of guy she wants to get down with. It could be that you aint rich enough, you aint interesting enough, you aint goodlooking enough, you aint educated enough, you aint religious enough, or YOU CANT FORK ENOUGH.

If i were you, i wont bother much if a girl tells me any of the above. But for the one in CAPS? maguy, depression fit hammer me.

ismaeel86:
^^ all this one knows is fork and fork, dont u think of anything apart from fork?

Oga, i bow for you o! Dem call person fork addict you say make he dey preach for nairaland ROMANCE section. Oga, for your info, all i think about are PAY, PUS.SY AND POWER IN THAT FORKING ORDER. So deal with it!

Shampy:
Everytime I have to say goodbye to a loved one most especially my husband, I start actin up a day b4, n den I feel really down all through the next day or even week (with swollen eyes n all) is dis normal? Cos it really strains our relationship,

Hell forking no! it aint normal. And i guess you aint normal either. (Just a guess please).

To fork, yes so long as she meets some pre-set criteria. But to date? HELL FORKING NO!

repo girl:
I've been dating my boyfriend for some months now. He's young though almost close to forty. I'm much younger and am used to dating young guys close to my age. Anyway, long story short is that this my boyfriend is ok with just Being Intimate once a week or so. I used to think it was because he is a busy guy and we I can only go to his place during the weekend when I'm free. But I'm afraid that once a week is all he can cope with. He is seriously talking about marriage and I'm concerned about this set-back bc my last bf was very voracious and can do the act seven days a week twice/thrice a day.

You call someone thats almost forty years of age young What will you now call someone in his mid/late twenties?

You said you visit him only on weekends and because you guys fork only once anytime you visit automatically means he's only capable of forking you once in a week if you guys were together for a whole week

An assignment for you. Why dont you both spend a full week together. Record the number of times you guys fork and get back to us. I doubt if it will be only once.

Zahnda:
Cuddlemii For President! Hot chicks know how get money out of a man without being blatant about it. If he was dealing with a hot chick, he wouldn't be here asking questions, he'd be grinning stupidly from a kiss on the cheek and walking around 20k lighter.

You dey south africa. Probably you are a south african (I may be wrong though). We dey naija and you wan dey yarn us about naija chics. Oya dey yarn dey go. We dey hear you.

190:

Your next beer on me

what brand do you drink

Sorry maguy. I dont smoke and i dont care much about alcohol. You would be my hero if you could arrange a kitten for me.

Cuddlemii:
I stay in naija and I sabi these things. Accepted such babes plenty for lag but babes wey dey hot and independent dey too. Just say you dont come across them often.

A babe task a guy on fone if they are on that level as in dating, screwing or whatever and not just any guy.

The Im broke line has been replaced with I need to buy drugs for my mom and bla bla.

You cant say all hot girls are money conscious. To me hotness is the total package: Looks, endowment and independence. Only that the independence sometimes result to long thing and too much grammar.

If i may ask you, how do you expect her to tax him?? Write an application

Face to face approach where tears, body language, eye contact, seduction, teasing and acting can be used.

First things first. You be guy abi you be girl? make i sabi as i go take lecture you on top runzing

Shoooooooooooooo?
So abuja chics cost like dis? When me enter abj around december, put 10k for pocket & i wan go club and hammer chic on top. Na God talk say make i get headache wey i no con go again. In fact those girls for beat me better beat.
Chei! Thank God o.

marabout:
Oga Sambo,

We don't need more bureaucracy. Why can't it be a department within the ministry of science/techology or even education?

More waste. Terrible.

Help me ask mumu sambo and chief mumu JEJ o? Such a wasteful, confused and absolutely clueless leadership.

Eko Ile:
Fresh Air indeed.

in fact, the freshest air imagineable. Oh God, a waste of twelve years wasnt enough. Nigerians said that they needed four (or possibly eight) more years of waste.