₦airaland Forum

streetzdreamz:
I think I like dis man,he's definitely earned ma vote.

God bless you sir as you do so. The past six years have been horrific to put it mildly. Grand looting and corruption on an unprecedented scale. 4 more years under 'His Royal Cluelessness' and Naija will be declared a bankrupt state. And to imagine that the clown anticipated an easy victory at the polls? Despite all the abomination of the past 6 years SMH

sleezy106:
you are a failure Buhari

We love him regardless.

But like recognizes like. So you too are a failure.

blackjack21:
#BabaWhileYouWhereGone, GEJ was cursed by the Obas.





19:25:20
Mon, Mar 9, 2015

Kikikikikikikikikiki. Desperate, I.diotic somebody. After liking the assesses of some pastors, he goes ahead to licker the assess of traditionalists. All because of re-election. Kikikikikiki

vigasimple:
1. Your semi illiterate General Bhuari don't know how to use a Twitter account.

2. He can NEVER write a sound English unless your ASSOCIATION OF PACKAGING CONFUSIONIST write it for him. He may not even be able to spell corruption.

But if you ask him anything on Hausa BBC information service,walahi, he can start to speak turenchi, gaskiya ne

No wahala. We love him regardless and we want him still. Change is here.

****Dancing Shoki on poster's head****

Gone are those days when a few assssholes possessed by the devil himself will be feeding fat on the nation without any sense of accountability to the citizenry.

richidinho:
#GuyWhileUareAround

Buhari went to London to address some expired 600 British nationals while abandoning his voters in Naija

He's back now. And he's addressing us. Like it or not, change is here.

whizbee:
Sense isn't intelligence, but the guy is entitled to his own opinions, wise or foolish as it may seem

.meanwhile
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Working on my rap album

So the world should come to an end cos you are working on your rap album abi?

mulattoclaro:
like I said earlier apc supporters are agents of destruction. I'm not surprised you're talking in this manner. You want change but yet you parade the likes of tinubu, Amaechi n Buhari. Are you not a goat? Tinubu singlehandedly looted the whole of lagos state and yet he's clamouring for change. Doesn't that qualify you as a disenfranchised congenital idiot? Is it Amaechi that used his state resources to bid for a vp slot and eventually lost while the people of rivers languish in poverty? As for the electricity you senseless unkempt being it's the duty of your state government to provide you with electricity. That's why each state is given allocation. What's the governor of the state you reside doing with the allocation given to the state? When you make your findings then we can talk. For now stop whining like a child that was refused breast-milk and the Bleep out of my mentions you sokoto gudali cow.

Hehehehehe. So d tin fit pain u like dis? FYI at this point in time, any forking option available is better than Jonathan. Buhari happens to be the available option and Nigerians have accepted him. Go drink Sniper and do the human race a whole lot of good. Hehehehe.

jpphilips:
Did you read your signature? you import power banks and retail in a local shop, not minding how badly the economy was managed to earn the naira a free fall, you dare say SAI JONATHAN?
is it that you are inherently daft or you wish you had a kola nut in place of a brain?

let no pastor decieve you, tithe or not, businesses like yours are on the edge of failure, go and read the forecast.
Borrow some brains before you shout "not my portion".

Jonathan has done you no good but it is your right to be decieving yourself.
I am sure you have lost 40% of the true value of your capital base to the devaluation, it is just a matter of time before your ignorance pays off,
You now understand why people like us don't take people like you seriously.
continue. .....

Bother not Bro.

It's because of brainless and dum.b people like the PDP asssslickers that I avoid nairaland these days. Their heads are air tight. Nothing can go in. No matter how hard one tries. PATHETIC!

mulattoclaro:
It's only in Nigeria people can insult the president and get away with it. A boy is currently being detained and awaiting trial in Turkey for insulting president Erdogan. I wish all these all these Ap-shit supporters and their leaders could be made to undergo the same treatment. But I'm not bother cos we have FFK and Faypse to do that for us. Whether anyone likes it or not. Gej will remain the president of Nigeria till 2019. Meanwhile GEJ till 2019. PEJ is a real woman who would never back down for anyone. She might not be educated and cultured but at least she loves her husband and took it upon herself to campaign for her husband. Apc is an Avenue to hell and the supporters are agents of darkness that want to stop the floe of civilization and take us back to the dark ages. We say No. Meanwhile I have decided.

I never knew Id.iots and brain dead murraforkers like you existed until I was referred to politics section of this land.
If I may ask you saTANists when will enough be Enough? I can understand if professional assslickers like Doyin, Reno and Abating are canvassing for 'His Cluelessness' or people who are related to him by blood. But it beats and pains me to see lowlifes like you campaigning for an extension of our 'national suffer'.

I.diot, I have done 72 straight hours without power not even for a second. Last week, I did FIVE straight days. So I ask you again I.diot when will enough be enough? PDP couldn't provide adequate power in 16 years. Let another party give it a shot. CHANG WE NEED AND CHANG WE SHALL HAVE COME 29TH MAY.

CHM11:
Like I said earlier...too many excuses!!!!!...noooooooooooooooooonseeeeeeense!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Tmseeeeeeeeeeew....

So much for Nigerianization!!!...

Trust me bro, the disgust you feel for them is nothing compared to what i feel for the clowns. Jega made that announcement on the postponement of the elections on 7th Feb. If indeed they planned on having the AC in the week beginning 23rd March like they insinuated in their mail, what stopped them from bringing it forward by a week and having it in the week beginning 16th March If i'm not mistaken, it's been almost a year since they got back to you on your success in the computer based sheet

SMH

Spiro007:
I think we have a new oracle in NLNG2014. Just got the mail below:

Dear XXXXXXX,

Please with regards to the mail below, notifying you that the next phase of Assessments for the ongoing Graduate Trainee recruitment will commence in 1st Quarter 2015, we write to inform you that the start date has been moved to a later date.

This change in start date is due to the postponement of the Presidential and Gubernatorial elections.

New dates will be communicated to you in due course.

We regret any inconvenience this postponement might cause.

Thank you for your interest in Nigeria LNG Limited.

Best Regards,

NLNG Recruitment Team

ROTFLMAO! as in literally.

This sheet is funny in a disgusting and annoying way. I recall their mail to us after the interview telling us that they would provide the feedback in due course. We got the mail on 27th November 2014. It's been roughly 14 weeks since then with no word.

Now they are telling you they will get back to you in due course. The issue is, when NLNG mentions 'due course' (and that is the annoying phrase they always use by virtue of their limited vocabulary), they actually mean eternity.

datkoded:
Chai. U mean am? This ur story familiar die, especially the sleeping naked part(that seduction technique is 99% effective)... 100 L, I was still a virgin. She happened to be a notorious lesbian and my childhood friend. The only difference between our stories is that I gave a the f*cking of her life.. Till today I never told her she's my first, even my guys never believed I nailed her. I just keep it to myself. Just in case of next time, avoid such compromising situations by all means... We are men and we are humans, blood flows in our veins. I bet if it happens again u'll fall, I.e is if u haven't already?? badt guy

You were a virgin but you gave a notorious lesbian the forking of her life. Oh PL-E-A-Z-E!

NEXT!

timilehing:
It happened to me while in school, not that I broke up with my gf but this friend keeps looking for ways to get in line. This very day, she came to visit her friend in my hostel, she decided to stay late with her & later left her room saying it's late already that she can't sleep with her cos her friend's bf is around & she can't go to her place that night. Though I knew what she's up to but I played along. She started by undressing claiming she can't sleep with cloths on (but she can sleep with only bra & panty with a guy on the same bed). She was surprised I didn't even said anything to her big boo.bs or curvy hips, we went to bed but both disguising as sleeping. About an hour later, she starts her trouble, gently & softly still I played along & helped her to the mood she want but when it got to a place that she wants more than caressing, she was urging me to go in like that (full aboard) I use my last lifeline (I don't have con'dom at home & I'm even a virgin lol) I can't start nursing STDs at this stage. She got annoyed calling me different names but I didn't bulge. Though I see free punny in my front but I've decided not to give in. She tried times after times but I stand on my decision every other day. Don't ever give

And you are sure you are not impotent? Cos if you are not, then with this description you gave up there of what went down, you had passed the point of no return. And if you dare get to that point and decide not to go all the way, you will nurse health complications for 2 weeks. Intense migraine, ulcer like stomach ache, dysentry, malaria, typhoid, etc Now tell me which is easier? Commit the crime or experience all these?

Dear All,

How are yall coping with the wait? For me, its been gruelling to put it in very mild terms. Trust me, its not been easy. But it's very likely late Q1 will turn to late Q2 if by now invites for the AC have not been sent out. If they haven't, then this development only underscores my initial fear that NLNG are also being adversely impacted by the crash in oil prices. My guess of how this whole thing works is that NLNG management are observing the global oil price, hoping it will rise and stabilise at a benchmark price which would have been pre determined and at which they feel will be compatible with the recruitment drive. They will only proceed if and when the global oil price hits and stabilises at this benchmark price. What this price is, I don't know and I can't tell. But i wish to state that if they are banking on $100 per barrel, then they are joking and this wait is just starting as $100 per barrel oil price will not be achievable in a long time to come. But for the past three weeks or so, oil has been largely stable @ $60 per barrel. Flunctuating a little above and blow this figure.

But I have a bit of good news (if we may call it that). Diezanni Allison Madueke whom I fondly refer to as the Witch General of the federation and commander in chief of all witches who coincidentally doubles as the OPEC president is planning on calling for an emergency meeting of OPEC in about 4-6 weeks time with the aim of making a resolution on cutting the global oil supply which hopefully will drive the price up. If and when this meeting holds, there are 2 possible outcomes:

Outcome 1: The resolution will be reached and the Arab bloc will cut supply. It will take a few more weeks after this meeting before the global oil market feels the impact and responds to this move. Prices will go up and then NLNG will be more comfortable to proceed with the recruitment drive.

Outcome 2: The Arab bloc (majorly Saudi, Kuwait, Qatar) will refuse to cut supply (because they have always been the ones cutting supply anytime there is crisis), the oil price will remain volatile and if NLNG feels the pressing need to proceed with the exercise regardless, they may cut down on the slots available. I don't believe they are disposed to cancelling the exercise in its entirety.

Give or take, we are looking at mid or late Q2 for AC date.

Again, like i did in the past, i would like to implore yall hopefuls to be prayerful and seek God's intevention in this matter. God should bring this protracted saga to a speedy and favourable conclusion for us.

Peace to yall.


http://www.thisdaylive.com/articles/liquefied-natural-gas-price-crashes-by-50-says-report/198707/

Nlng2014:
Please as the wait for the AC continues please could you shed light on the questions you were asked during your interview? What postiion you applied for, thank you.

I have mentioned time and again that GTs need not bother about the kind of questions experienced guys were asked. But just to satisfy your curiosity, i was asked questions regarding the job as specified in the advert. i cant remember in full unless i dig up the advert from my archive. Then there were a few questions that were not in the advert but which they felt you should know as an experienced guy e.g questions on turbines. But nobody will ask you guys such questions. Just focus on requirements of an AC. I applied for mech. engr position.

@SegunMike, @kblaze111, @airsaylongcon.

You guys are craaaaazzzzy men. LMFAO.

I used to think it was only guns, knives, daggers and other dangerous weapons coulk kill. I never knew silence could as well. NLNG can kill someone with silence. Na wa.

The Church hopping, failed president.

From winners chapel to Redeemed to The Lord's chosen and now to Catholic wetin wetin.

Just dey jump from church to church the way olosho dey jump from deak to deak.

Wetin i know be say, March 28, you go smell your nyansh. DESPERATE, DISGUSTING THING!

@ OP,

Please tell your brother to mix the sand with water. It will turn to the macbook thingy. I talk from experience.

Hello Y'all,

I trust yall had a fabulous weekend.

Well, I hate to say this, but if you guys dont receive your invites between now and latest end of next week, then yall may kiss Q1 bye bye. This is because the last week in March is ruled out for obvious reasons. This leaves us with the weeks beginning 9th March and 16th March. Now, they usually give 2 weeks notice for the interviews. If the AC is scheduled for the week beginning 9th March, then invites should start rolling in this week. And if it's scheduled for the week beginning 16th March, then invites will likely start rolling in next week or this week still. So if by the end of next week, there are still no invites from them, then Q1 2015 is no longer achievable.

PEACE BE UNTO YALL

dechandel:
Lol
Why the face?? I know when it comes to specs,range might be a lil high but damn bmw is so chic
Especially the (f16)

And besides,ranger seems common to me now,more like everyone now rides the car

where your own?

These terrorists no dey finish? Nigerian military kill 300 terrorists today, 1000 terrorists tomorrow, 3000 terrorists next tomorrow. The terrorists no dey die finish ni?

denass16:
Of course you stand to be corrected and u are corrected. NLNG does owe us an explanation. Of course we are dealing with Nigeria and Nigerians so it is the norm to expect companies treating applicants nonchalantly and the applicants feeling blessed for that. That's not saying they will feel the obligation to give any explanation though.

WORD!

The perverted Nigerian situation has twisted some people's idea of what best practise is all about.

Yall answering yes to the OP's question should be tried in the International Court of Justice for crimes against Womanity.

WTF!

ozoigbondu:
Another trash from punch

Come march 28 we will march for GEJ the training has already begun*****#ForwardMarch*****

It's so nice to know that you all and your hero (THE CLUELESS ONE) WILL MARCH TO OTUEKE

itetemi:
OMINIOUS clouds gathering above the country thickened on Saturday night when the Independent National Electoral Commission, bowing to executive and security blackmail, postponed by six weeks the general election earlier scheduled to begin on February 14. To the dismay of Nigerians and the consternation of the international community, the military and the entire security community joined in the conspiratorial schemes of the Presidency and the ruling Peoples Democratic Party to frustrate the electoral process and push Nigeria once more to the brink.

But Nigerians should learn from our inglorious past and take a resolute decision to resist a fresh descent into contrived crises by a decadent cabal.

A collective gasp of disappointment greeted the announcement by a flustered Attahiru Jega, Chairman of INEC, shifting the presidential and National Assembly elections to March 28 and the state governorship and legislative polls to April 11. They had earlier been scheduled for February 14 and 28 respectively.

Jega’s anguish can only be imagined. While he had consistently said that the commission was ready for the polls, the security agencies, led by the National Security Adviser, Sambo Dasuki, and the service chiefs, forced his hand by writing to INEC to declare emphatically that troops and other security personnel would not be provided if the elections went on as planned. According to them, all military assets would be concentrated, for the next six weeks, on tackling the insurgency in the North-East zone. Though couched under security concerns, the military’s action was, in fact, nothing but mischief.

Everyone saw it coming since the conspirators lacked the subtlety to disguise their intentions. It was the ineffective NSA that first gave official voice to whispers of the sinister moves against the elections when, at a forum organised in London by Chatam House, he suggested the shifting of the polls. Then followed forceful calls for postponement from the PDP, rented crowds of protesters and some “briefcase” political parties. President Goodluck Jonathan revealed his soiled hands when Doyin Okupe, his Senior Special Assistant on Public Affairs, declared that it was “impossible” for security chiefs to guarantee security. Acting out the nefarious script, Edwin Clark, Femi Okurounmu, Chukwuemeka Ezeife and Alex Ekwueme, elders, acting in the name of the Southern Nigeria Peoples Assembly, bizarrely urged the arrest of Jega.

Worried, American President, Barack Obama, dispatched his Secretary of State, John Kerry, to Jonathan to lend his weight to calls by the opposition and other Nigerians that the polling dates should stay. Hiding behind a finger, Jonathan only made a woolly statement to the American diplomat that the May 29 swearing-in date “is sacrosanct.” Nigerians, who have endlessly been treated to political chicanery in the past, from the subversion of the constitution in the defunct Western Region in the First Republic to the brazen rigging of the 1983 elections and the manoeuvring that culminated in the June 12, 1993 electoral debacle and the brutal Sani Abacha dictatorship that followed, are bracing for another round of crises. They are not deceived.

Insurgency has been raging in the North-East for five years. Under the watch of Sambo and the current service chiefs, our military have become the laughing stock of Africa. They have been taking beating after beating from Boko Haram terrorists in the three affected states of Borno, Adamawa and Yobe. But Iraq, even at the height of its raging civil war, held several elections. Afghanistan, when Taliban insurgents controlled some of its territory, held elections back-to-back.

Syria, embroiled in a brutish civil war, successfully held a presidential poll in 2014. With the Crimean peninsula forcibly annexed by Russia and rebels controlling Donetsk and other regions, Ukraine still held, first, a presidential and, months later, parliamentary elections. Using the excuse of fighting insurgency in parts of three states to deny the 36 states of the federation and a federal territory elections as scheduled is fraudulent. In those countries cited, extraordinary security and massive deployment of troops were enough to guarantee credible polling.

In any case, Sambo and the Chief of Defence Staff, Alex Badeh, had earlier emphatically assured the nation of adequate security arrangements for the elections. Besides, when he first called for a postponement, Sambo not only re-echoed this assurance, he restricted himself to the need for more time to distribute the 68.83 million permanent voter cards. The security joker he and the service chiefs pulled is widely recognised as a mischievous afterthought. By February 5, said Jega, 45,839,808 PVCs had been collected – about 66.58 per cent of the total – while INEC had extended the collection window to February 13 and many states had declared holidays to enable voters to collect theirs. The Council of State – an advisory body – had also met and recommended sticking to the February 14 date.

Jonathan and the security chiefs are toying with Nigeria’s destiny. We regard the military interference as a deliberate plot hatched with the connivance of the Presidency and the PDP to frustrate the elections. There is a very dangerous convergence between the military and the partisan interests of Jonathan. The actions of the military are provocative and Badeh, the Chief of Army Staff, Kenneth Minimah and others are unwisely enmeshing the security forces in politics. The Army had already allowed itself to be dragged into the certificate affair where it did not mind being used to embarrass one of its own, a former commander-in-chief to boot, Muhammadu Buhari, as it bent to the partisan whims of the ruling party.

One grave implication of the military’s blackmail is that the sole authority invested in INEC by law to conduct elections at a time of its own choosing has been hijacked by the security forces and, by implication, the Presidency, to whom the service chiefs report. All it now takes for the military and the police to annul an election date is to refuse to provide security as they are legally bound to do.

Jonathan’s desperation is leading him to a dangerous zone that neither he nor those egging him on can predict the outcome.

Under him, impunity has become monstrous. We cannot ignore the conspiracy theories flying around if only because the blackmail against INEC has proved unerringly accurate, even to the last detail of the military denying INEC security cover. We strongly advise those plotting to subvert or manipulate the 1999 Constitution in order to rig elections, derail them or arrange tenure elongation as being alleged, to desist forthwith in the interest of this country.

Similar plots and subversion of the popular will by the trio of Ahmadu Bello, Tafawa Balewa and Ladoke Akintola (1965/66) in the old Western Region; Ibrahim Babangida (1993), using the infamous Association for Better Nigeria and the courts; and Sani Abacha (1993-1998), using five pseudo parties dismissed by the late Bola Ige as “five leprous fingers” ultimately failed, but plunged the country into prolonged crises, atrophying development and consuming hundreds of Nigerians in blood-soaked turmoil. Jonathan should, for once, demonstrate an awareness of history, avoid ignominy by pulling back from this dangerous track, and allow the electoral process to go on unhindered.

Can the military fix the Boko Haram insurgency in six weeks? What if they still refuse to provide security after this period? In a country where elections are warfare, police and military assistance is crucial, more so in the North-East where terrorists are reported to have captured 130 villages and towns.

Also worrisome is the implication of having elections close to the constitutional swearing-in date of May 29. The ingenuity of INEC and the parliament in fixing elections early to allow enough time for any hitches and litigation is now threatened. It returns us to the days when an election rigger could be sworn in and, thereafter, deployed state resources to defend the stolen mandate. Allegations of military partisanship in the recent Ekiti and Osun states governorship elections raise fresh fears of the abuse and misuse of the instruments of coercion.

Nigerians should not be deceived; we are in the grip of a ruthless, power-hungry and infinitely corrupt cabal that appears ready to do anything to have its way. The June 12 struggle may be a child’s play compared to the unfolding sinister manoeuvres. Jonathan is so enamoured of power that he fails to see the danger of excessive exposure to politics by a military that usurped power for 28 of the 55 years of Nigerian independence.

But in this modern world, the people are not helpless. The lessons from Tunisia, Egypt, Ukraine and Thailand are that citizens can peacefully assert their sovereignty and insist on having a say in how they are governed. We are paying a very high price for our complacency and impunity has run riot.

All stakeholders should raise their voices against the insidious military encroachment on INEC’s remit with the active connivance of the authorities that cannot weigh the consequences of their desperate ambitions. Civil society groups – those that have not been bought over – should wake up from their slumber, while every Nigerian should demand accountability, free and fair elections and a professional, non-partisan military.











http://www.punchng.com/editorials/poll-shift-averting-the-looming-darkness/

Nice piece but incomplete. The article made no mention of the clandestine and wicked plan of sacking Jega and installing a PDP stooge by the name of Mimiko. A junior brother to the governor of Ondo state who will readily lick the assssss of the clueless one (GEJ) and rig him back to Aso Rock.

I have never despised any President in the world like I despise this GEJ or what the fork is his name again. Just hopping from church to church the way an Olosho hops from deak to deak. He was in Winners Chapel a few weeks ago. Last Friday, he was at RCCG. I'm sure the i.diot plans to attend Cele very soon. Such brazen display of desperation. One could understand if it were a performing president thats perpetrating all these abominations. But hell no. Naija has been in reverse mode for the past 6 yrs. Now you forcefully demand another 4 years Making it a DECADE OF GRAND LOOTING, BACHWARDNESS, CLUELESSNESS, AND CORRUPTION?

God forbid!

freeradical:
Bros are you sure about these figures. The disparity between the pay packages for GTs and experienced hire is just too wide man. Some GTs here are even earning close to that figure already. And if it's for real God knows how long it will take for the GTs to advance to this really juicy 22m p.a package

I'm not exactly sure about how much GTs will be earning. What i quoted was just an estimate. You may add N3 to N4M p.a max.

As for the experienced, I said average pay in my post. Average because some jobs required 8 years experience and others 10 years. I dont expect both categories of staff to earn same pay.

As for those GTs that you said earn close to N9M p.a I can only lol. Cos i'm not sure any company outside the oil and gas sector pays that much. If you decide to respond to this, please specify the companies that pay GTs that much. Let me apply to those companies as a GT if only they will take me. LOL.

What makes you guys think they are waiting for the outcome of the Presidential elections? Why didn't they wait for the Presidential elections before inviting us for the interviews? My advice to yall is DO NOT DROP YOUR GUARD. ELSE YOU MAY BE CAUGHT PANTS DOWN!

Wherever and whenever NLNG is involved, there is no such thing as OVERPREPARATION. A word is enough for the wise.


PEACE BE UNTO YALL.

CHM11:
I think NLNG sells in dollars and pay staffs in Naira so the current devaluation of the naira should help in terms of staff salary and others expenses made in naira. I feel they have this nigerianization policy where local companies supply many requirements for the operations of the company like pipes, gaskets, etc

NLNG has come to stay and I don't see the company geing defunct in the next 20-30 years, I see expansion. Employing graduate trainees is employing the future of he company. So in this regard, I am believing the recruitment will not be cancelled. The worse thing that I believe can happen is a reduction in the number of in-takes.

Let's just hope for the best come March, 2015.

Bro, i havent mentioned anything like the company going defunct o. But I hope to God that all youve said is true regardless of the harsh realities staring us in the face.

In fact, if there is a stronger and more apt phrase than 'hope for the best', that is what I am doing. Imagine waiting for the outcome of an inteview for over 16 weeks. Wetin hard inside make you compile interview result abeg? That folks need to wait for 16 weeks. There must be a REASON bro.

First of, I would like to commend yall for keeping the faith this long and for the espirit des corps yall have established and maintained on this thread for a long while now. This is in sharp contrast to the thread for experienced hires which I have sworn to abandon for the apparent 'you are on your own' syndrome displayed by the threadmates. The level of self centerdness exhibited on that thread is awful and also unbelievable. A few threadmates did not follow the norm tho. @Maxmayor and one or two other guys are examples.

I am not in anyway a harbinger of bad news but i would like to say a thing or two about this recruitment drive by NLNG. Please be warned that you may not find pallatable, what i'm about to say but hey, please feel free to disregard it.

The recruitment drive by NLNG has come under very serious threat following the crash in crude oil prices. We really need to pray for God's intervention in this matter. We have been interviewed since mid October 2014. The panelists told a few of us that they would communicate the outcome to us in 3 weeks. Three weeks turned into six weeks before we got some news from them and mind you the news wasn't about the outcome of the interview. Instead the mail read in summary that they were reviewing the result for management approval after which, they would get back to us in due course. This was on 27th November 2011. It will be ten weeks in a few days since we got the review news and sixteen weeks since we interviewed with them and nothing definitive has materialised.

My take on the issue is that they are carefully assessing the whole situation whether or not it makes any business sense embarking on a recruitment drive of that magnitude at this point in time. There has been about 58% drop in crude prices over the past few months. Assuming a proportionate drop in NLNG's revenue. With over 50% of their revenue gone with the wind, is it now of all times that the NLNG management will then decide to hire about 150 graduate trainees with an approximate salary of about N9M p.a excluding other overheads like training costs etc etc. add this to about 40 experienced hires with an average salary of N22M p.a and we will be looking at about N2 Billion p.a spent on overheads! How can any management justify this vis a vis the recent events in the oil market This is what I feel is responsible for the delay in getting back to those of us interviewed since October last year.

Let us all wait till late QI as they promised in their mail to yall if they will invite you for the AC. If they do, then we will all have cause to celebrate because the NLNG management are defying the odds and are going ahead with the exercise. But if late Q1 elapses without any invitation from them, then we may conclude that this 'conspiracy theory' is valid afterall.

In the meantime, i would urge you all to intensify prayers as I have already been certified a true prayer warrior on this issue (the struggle for greener pastures just got real. Lol). We really need God's intervention in this issue. We need God to make the global oil market more favourable for the recruitment excercise to be concluded and not cancelled. And if it will take a while for the market situation to stabilise, let the NLNG management run the current recruitment exercise to a close rather than cancelling it and starting afresh.

Peace be unto yall.

hyfr:
I wonder if God created them with the kinna brain he gave us We're so wiser than they are

Even Goodluck Jonathan sef believe say na im sharp pass for dis world. So self hype is allowed.

Whynotthetruth:
Our dear President Goodluck Jonathan has in the course of the life this administration, used and dropped so many words of wisdom; to which we can learn a lot from...It is food for thought for all and worthy of our meditation topics in our quite time...

1)MY AMBITION IS NOT WORTH THE BLOOD OF ANY NIGERIAN... GEJ

2)DEMOCRACY CALLS FOR SACRIFICE AND TOLERANCE, AN OPEN EAR AND A STRONG VOICE...GEJ

3)CYNICISM AND SCEPTICISM WILL NOT HELP OUR JOURNEY TO GREATNESS. LET US BELIEVE IN A NEW NIGERIA...GEJ

4)I PREFER TO SEE THE SILVER LINING IN A DARK CLOUD RATHER THE DARK CLOUD IN A SILVER LINING... GEJ

5)WE ARE NOT SWORN ENEMIES... WE'RE NEIGHBORS WHO SOMETIMES OFFEND EACH OTHER BUT CAN ALWAYS SIT DOWN TO TALK OVER OUR DIFFERENCES...GEJ

6)OUR FOUNDING FATHERS...DID NOT DREAM OF A COUNTRY WHERE NEIGHBORS AND FRIENDS WOULD EXCHANGE BULLETS IN PLACE OF HANDSHAKES...GEJ

7)GOD IS A GOD OF DIVERSITY. GOD CREATED A DIVERSE WORLD FOR HIS OWN PURPOSE. WHAT WILL THE WORLD LOOK LIKE IF ALL OF US WERE OF THE SAME HEIGHT, COLOUR, GENDER, NATIONALITY AND ETHNICITY? I THINK IT WILL BE BORING...GEJ

I HAVE COME TO LAUNCH A CAMPAIGN OF IDEAS, NOT ONE OF CALUMNY. I HAVE TO COME TO PREACH LOVE, NOT HATE. I HAVE COME TO BREAK YOU AWAY FROM DIVISIVE TENDENCIES OF THE PAST WHICH HAVE SLOWED OUR DRIVE TO TRUE NATIONHOOD. I HAVE NO ENEMIES TO FIGHT. YOU ARE ALL MY FRIENDS AND WE SHARE A COMMON DESTINY...GEJ

9)IN PRESENTING MYSELF FOR SERVICE, I MAKE NO PRETENCE THAT I HAVE A MAGIC WAND THAT WILL SOLVE ALL OF NIGERIA'S PROBLEMS OR THAT I AM THE MOST INTELLIGENT NIGERIAN... GEJ

10)ANY SOCIETY OR COUNTRY THAT CLOSES THE VITAL VALVES OF ITS DEMOCRATIC SPACE CANNOT DEVELOP AT A REASONABLE PACE...GEJ

There are so many more to add...but let me allow others to contribute before I continue again...
God bless Our President...
God bless us Citizens...
God bless the Federal Republic of Nigeria...

Only 10 quotes?

I thot you had like 10 million quotes.

In six years of being in charge of naija, you can only present 10 'great' quotes by your Jona? What a shame!

Anyways, I hope you will be available on the 29th of May 2015 to help him pack Patience Jonathan's pants to Otokue abi na wetin be dat hin village name again.

jerflakes:
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It's no longer news that GEJ will be reelected.

Nobody wants Buhari in power, not even those campaigning for him.

They just want a share of the money that Amechi and Tinibu are distributing.

On Election Day, GEJ will win a land slide victory.

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Siddon there dey talk like person wey dey high on pusssssy juice.

GEJ? Win the election? With a landslide victory? LMAO

Bull sheet!

Desperado talking crap all for the purpose of winning the election. Jimi is a wrong candidate for the mere fact that he is licking the asssss of an ex-con (Bode george) all for the sake having a shot at becoming the next governor. Imagine an ex-con running things in the state i reside? Tufiakwa.

Second, I DETEST PDP with a passion. So again, Mr agbaje, you don jonze.

Third, from all indications, APC is likely to win the forthcoming Presidential election. Maximum synergy between the Federal Govt. and lagos state can only be achieved if APC is at the helm of affairs in both levels. For instance, i see Lagosians having the fouth mainland bridge in 4 years. This is long overdue and has eluded us for the past 16 years only because a rival party is in charge at the federal level. Hence, lagosians can not afford to have PDP rule Lagos at this time.