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chigoizie7:
Babe reason am na, normal sex time for guys na between, 15-25 minutes, 30minutes @most.


Any guy wey pass that na enhancer him dey use, and u know the side effects.


Let me tell u sometime, ee get one babe that year, I go de sweat the lash dis babe, she go de scream de collect am, but she hardly explodes, one day, she said, she does not want to phuck, say na love he wan make,(to me, I was like, what's the difference? Mtchewww,) na so we start with pre-intimacy, to be honest,during the romantic thrusting, I couldn't have seen a gal as relaxed and calm as she was, she was receiving it (she was in d cloud as her eyes were all shut truout the session,she held me so tight, but dis time, she was not screaming, only humming all those loving bla bla bla, most times our lips got locked for minutes, she never allowed me to thrust in reckless abandom,she controlled the strokes, she was focused) we no reach 10 minutes, dis babe exploded.(Wetin be 10 minutes sef?)


My point is, the guy is good, the gal is just being a nympho, whose priority about sex and satisfaction is so high that she tot that it is "the longer the time of sex, the sweeter the act". With such mind set, she can never reach to that promised land.
























I suggest that u(honeygirl) start focusing on enjoying ur sex, other than on how long he has rammed into ur puissy.

@Honeygirl is a guy

Pesuzok:
I might be wrong.

I thought the ECA is the difference between the price of crude used as benchmark during budget approval and the actual price of crude in the market

This was my understanding of the ECA as well. And she went all mumbo jumbo.

A very inarticulate way of defining the excess crude account.

My understanding of the ECA is this, if the government prepared it's budget on a certain price of oil per barrel e.g 30USD per barrel and oil sells at say 60USD per barrel. The difference of 30USD per barely, multiplied by the number of barrells sold is what goes into the ECA.

ROSSIKE:
Err.. walking dunce quoting Daily mail, almost ANY print media in existence is preferable to the Daily Mail if you wish to learn the news without racist bias. Use your own head to research and don't be a dumb dependent fool, waiting for others to tell you what to read. And do spare us this 'Biafra' stuff... not sure how or where that comes in here.... Ignorant little thing.

.....Sigh

ROSSIKE:
Every person with even an ounce of knowledge of international media knows the Daily Mail is NOT where you go for news about black folk, unless you are a racist. They are anti-immigration, anti black independence, and 95% of their news regarding blacks and Africans is negative. YOU need to go and study right wing media politics in the west, of which the Daily Mail is a standard bearer. You are an ignoramus who knows zilch about these things, and kindly list your ''reasons and facts'' for calling Nelson Mandela a terrorist, you ignorant, stup.id clown?

He asked you to mention an unbiased media outlet, you couldn't. But instead you spent tremendous effort, time and energy in a futile attempt to prove how 'informed' you are. Mtscheeew

Recommend your so called unbiased media outlet or forever hold your peace.

P.S: This doesn't necessarily mean that I agree with the dude before you rush into such stoopid conclusion.

@Seun,
You really need to start screening prospective members of this forum before on lugging their requests for membership. The bill of posters on here are time wasters.

prelinctus:
Forkadict, do you want to be banned for a year?

Please accept my sincere apologies for my initial outburst when you asked if I wanted to be banned. I thought you were a mod. I later got to know you were not a mod when I saw the post by one david sometin sometin confirming his status as the mod.


Cheers bro.

prelinctus:
Forkadict, do you want to be banned for a year?

Since I joined Nairaland in 2011, this has always been my only account. And if for some reason it gets sentenced to some psychopathic ban time, then that will be bye-bye to Nairaland altogether cos I dont think I have the capacity to open and run another account. Neither do I have the capacity to run 2 accounts simultaneously.

So, assuming I had 2 or more accounts running, I would have told you FORK YOU. Why? Cos I dont subscribe to threats. Either in the real or virtual world. But because this is the only account I've got, and I wouldnt like it to be banned, I'll say No- I wouldnt want to be banned for a year.

Prinzofparis:
I thought you are for the experienced openings sir?

Yes i am bro. i just check in sometimes to observe proceedings. Only for me to discover to my surprise that many posts had been deleted between my last visit and now.

kayceekels:
Whether them like am whether them no like am ............................
Whistling away.

Their scare tactics has been working thus far
Do u wanna know the simple trick they use to reaffirm the secrecy.
Funny enough its just word of mouth and usually comes after the interview exercise.
It starts with something like this "if u like u can go talking about what happened here but know this .............
The remaining statement reactivates your greatest fears.

NLNG bad Noni. I hail.

Wasn't this the message Ive been trying to get across all this while? Thank God we now have someone to confirm that interviewees were warned not to disclose what went down due to the more than obvious consequences. The AC to my limited knowledge spans over 6 weeks. No one can assure me thet NLNG's question bank is so rich and infinite that they can afford different question/exercise set for every single day. They must definitely repeat questions.

Perhaps when this is all over, I'll come share a little of my experience of what went down when we (experienced hires) interviewed with them last year.

Still wishing yall the very best.

PEACE.

Wrong - erec.tion

Right - Attention.

According to Seun's English

Wrong - Doggystyle

Right - Doggy style

sexyjob:
Shell is no match for NLNG. At least for GTs, there are a lot of Shell GTs coming in for this NLNG AC. I doubt if any one would ignore the NLNG invite. Unless, the person is in Mobil, Chevron or Total. NLNG has always been among the top three places to work. Shell is also an excellent place to work.

JEEEESUS CHRIST!

A lot of Shell guys are coming in for the NLNG AC??

Men, its this kind of competition in the Naija labour market that drives me crazzzzzzzzzy. In fact, anytime I remember what went down during our interview I still shudder. Matter of fact, I am still traumatised by that experience. Seeing guys from the oil and gas industry with relevant experience and small me with little or no HARDCORE, HANDS ON experience, and from a bloordy manufacturing industry, going against them for the extremely limted slots? Let me not say much sha, the time for my testimony will still come and I will spill everything.

Surely, I agree with you (in your earlier post) that many guys who are deemed to be very good may not make it while guys that are just a little above average or even average guys sef will pull thru.

THIS IS WHERE GOD COMES IN.

scarletdp:
Peeps ain't talking about just ideas bruv... They talking about the real thing.

I know. i didnt want to spell it all out. read the last sentence in my post again.

Cheers and I wish you and all others the best of luck.

#TeamFairPlay

enito:
All the best to everyone doing their AC today.........God grant you good success

Please come on board and give us hints oooo....there's a reason God sent you to be the ground breakers!!!!

Abeg, make e no be like say i dey put mouth for wetin no consign me. And make e no be like say i dey pour sand inside anoda person garri o. But, you guys had all the time in the world before the commencement of the AC to exchange ideas, opinions and what have you. Such luxury should be withdrawn from now till the end of the AC. But hey, there may be some extrememly magnanimous people who could give you such 'hints' what do I know?

#TeamFairPlay.

Instead of her to commit suicide, she decided to kill herself. SMH

Jarus:
JarusHub Mock Assessment is definitely not futile. Testimonies abound from the people we trained for Oando just this week!

Please ignore him. If he thinks in his 'wisdom' such an exercise is useless then, goodluck to him. Like anybody who attends the session has got anything to lose. Mtscheeew.

I wish i had that opportunity many years ago. Perhaps i would have been long engaged in the oil and gas industry rather than wasting years in a goddamn manufacturing industry.

But then Let God's will be done. No complaints.

Djbaka:
15 people here?? I only know of ME.

what if i join via skype?? how mush is that??

Bro, why dont you make maximum use of this opportunity? If its only you that you know, why not take some time off and travel down to lag? I wish i had this kind of opportnity many years ago. But in any case, I wish you all the best.

Uchboggy:
The correct mail has been resent to me,Eko hotel, July 1st

Sorry bros, but erm, you mean you are no longer the man of your words

LMAO. It is well sha.

So finally, the much awaited call up is here.

I would like to wish each and everyone the very best of luck in your final phase of preparations and the interview.

I need not emphasise that you all need to give it your very very best shot. If not for anything, but the slash in available slots influenced by the crash in oil prices. It's just sad that things have to turn out this way but folks, this is reality. The competition ordinarily is very keen. Adding the reduction in slots to the mix makes the competition killing.

Once again, I wish you all the very best.

Peace.

@FGUN14.

I got it and Ive responded.

confidant:
Experienced hire will be called in batches beginning from June/July. All the best guys.

Thanks for the info.
For the purpose of clarity, which set of experienced hire aplicants are going to be contacted beginning from June/July, is it those to be offered outright employment or those put on waiting list?


I need to echo @FGUN14

tochiddy:
Nice one bro, success in advance....

Thanks bro. You too.

Nlng2014:
@forkadict have you been contacted by Nlng for the experienced hire position you applied for? Thanks.

Yes I have. Their response was that my performance was adjudged satisfactory but I have been put on their waiting list pending any opening available within the next 18 months. So for me, the waiting game continues. At least this is much better than being told that my performance was unsatisfactory and as a result they would discontinue the process. All glory to God still.

My investigations revealed that the number of slots was brutally cut down. My guess is and has always been the crash in oil prices. They have been negatively impacted. I even heard Babs Omotowa on Channels tv confirm that oh ha a couple of weeks ago.

menesheh:
Remove subsidy, individuals will start building refineries.

Govt under GEJ don't want govt investment in oil biz again due to corrupt.

We youths should advocate for oil free market not government building refineries that will still breed corruption just like NNPC.

Subsidy has not been removed and Dangote is already building. How about that?

nationwide1:
Not in defence of NOI but those who asked what she did about oil cartel only expressed their paucity of knowledge in the common history of Nigeria. Whose brainchild is subsidy removal on petroleum products?


Do you think the existence of the cartel started during Jonathan’s administration?


The cartel is older than many people posting on NL and comprises very powerful Nigerians. It's more than just criticizing.

The solution is not just subsidy removal. have you asked yourself why on earth a nation who is the 6th or is it 9th biggest producer of crude oil has to import refined oil to meet her local needs? You really need to open your eyes. The refineries are deliberately kept in a comatose state operating at about 17% plant efficiency. No one is talking about building refineries. with the exception of Dangote in very recently. The bottomline is corruption. That is part of the numerous evils PDP has wreaked on nigerians. And that is part of the urgent to do tasks before the new regime.

pandax:
This is the first sample mail, the second batch is coming folks. Good luck to everyone

We are pleased to notify you that the approval of NLNG Management has now been obtained on the interview outcomes.

Consequently, your performance at the interview session has been adjudged unsatisfactory for the position you have been interviewed and as such we are unable to progress your application for employment in Nigeria LNG Limited beyond this stage.

Should you have need for additional feedback on your performance, kindly contact us via mail to xxxxxxxxx mail copying xxxxxxx


We thank you for the sustained interest shown in Nigeria LNG Limited throughout your application process and wish you the best in your future endeavours.


Sincerely,

NLNG Recruitment Team

I hate to be back on this god forsakken thread but I'm being forced to return.

Dude, I'm more than convinced you are an insider and i have a few questions for you and to which a prompt response will be so much appreciated.

What happens if the message in your mail says stuffs like your conduct was adjudged satisfactory but due to the limited number of slots to be filled, you are hereby waitlisted (even tho I've never heard of such word all my life) till when any position with a match for your competence and experience that may be available within the next eighteen (18) months in Nigeria LNG Limited. And a warning that this mail should not be considered as an obligation for employment.

My questions are:
1. Is there any hope for one that receives this kinda mail?
2. Under what circumstances can this transform to a substantive offer by NLNG?
3. I will appreciate if you explore all possibilities in your answer to (2) above with a probability factory of occurence expressed in %.

Thanks in advance bro.

Yall possessed governors may even bring back Satan to your party, it won't make a difference. PDP will be confined to the annals of Nigerian history permanently cos one APC will exceed in just 4 years whatever achievements PDP may think the achieved. And two, there will not be that easy access to cheap money to lavish on and induce voters with.

All in all, I'll say RIP to PDP.