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TravelRe: This Is Iyana-ipaja Bus Stop In 2015 - (pics) by forkadict(m): 12:00pm On Mar 26, 2015
rufdyamond:
God bless u..u re soo informed....seriously its a big worry for me that pple with weak minds and zero information would just come out and display dia level of foolishness...
@op God help u and yur cohorts...
Fooooool calling another fooooooool 'informed' LMAO.
TravelRe: This Is Iyana-ipaja Bus Stop In 2015 - (pics) by forkadict(m): 11:58am On Mar 26, 2015
Firefire:
Fake and WICKED CHANGE! undecided
That is MUCH MUCH BETTER than your fresh fart and perverted transformation your oga THE D.AFT ONE promised naija.
PoliticsRe: Jonathan Projected To Win 26 States - GUARDIAN NEWSPAPER by forkadict(m): 2:22pm On Mar 24, 2015
Jarus:
cheesy grin cheesy grin

Joke of the century.

Imagine giving Kano to Jonathan?

Even if Jonathan is INEC Chair and Patience Kano REC, Jonathan won't get 30% in Kano.

Joke taken too far.

Anyway unlike others by Punch and Vanguard, this was a paid advert by a Jonathan group called MoveNigeria.
And Kwara as well. LMFAO.

If Saraki floats a goat as the presidential candidate in Kwara, that goat will defeat Jonathan in Kwara.

Saraki dishes Kwara state to whomever he so pleases. And in this case, it ain't Jonathan.
PoliticsRe: Jonathan Projected To Win 26 States - GUARDIAN NEWSPAPER by forkadict(m): 2:10pm On Mar 24, 2015
Hero10001:
Nigga, Buhari and jona be like Lion and Death, tis better we choose death jeje cos if lion kgbege you, death self go cry for you.
You see, this is what I have been saying all along. TANoids are generally dafft.

It is better you choose death. You don't think you stand a chance of survival against the lion even if it is 0.01 percent? But with death, you stand zero chance. Zero as in NIL, NADA. So which is better id.iot?
PoliticsRe: Commissioning Of Phase 1, 504MW Alaoji Power Station - Aba, Live On NTA. by forkadict(m): 1:54pm On Mar 24, 2015
Mtscheeew.

Oh ye clueless one. If you like, commission heaven, notin for you on Saturday.

Corrupt and clueless thing.
PoliticsRe: Jonathan Projected To Win 26 States - GUARDIAN NEWSPAPER by forkadict(m): 1:50pm On Mar 24, 2015
timunstopable:
Lol good luck will win in southwest apart from osun laffing in Spanish

goodluck will win in borno even after he abandoned them for years (anyhh nigerian press not on ground in NE they rely on Afp, cnn)

make una dey deceive una self

cant wait fot Saturday to come make we speak7l with our votes and shame this pple
Okay this the height of idi.ocy and stupi.dity which is a very toxic mix.

Listen up, Buhari has NEVER lost in Borno against anybody since he's been contesting. You think he will start nowhuh? LMAO
PoliticsRe: Jonathan Projected To Win 26 States - GUARDIAN NEWSPAPER by forkadict(m): 1:45pm On Mar 24, 2015
williaam:
How fortunate for governments that the people they administer don't think- Adolf Hitler
How i wish Nigerians can wise up and focus on the better good of all of us. Vote wisely whether GEJ or GMB win, Naija go still survive
Bros no just believe say Naija go survive another 4 years under GEJ o.

Na serious bankruptcy be data men. The id.iot that could improve the lot of the common man when oil was selling at over a hundred dollars per barrel. Is he the one to perform magic now with oil hovering around fifty dollars per barrelhuh?? Naaah.
PoliticsRe: Jonathan Projected To Win 26 States - GUARDIAN NEWSPAPER by forkadict(m): 1:39pm On Mar 24, 2015
ROTFLMFAO.

TANoids, and GET e-rats are the DAFTEST set of humans on planet earth. Let me ask yall if yall truly believe that GEJ will win this election. If your answer is yes, then you need an urgent psychiatric evaluation coupled with an IQ test. That aside, you may consider the following:
1. Buhari single handedly, without any party structure pulled 35 percent of the poll in 2011. Now with the merger of his party with ACN to produce APC and with the massive party structure in place, you guys think PDP stands a chance?

2. Take into cognizance majority of Nigerians' disappointment in the confused and shoddy handling of the Boko Haram saga.

3. GEJ had Lagos in 2011. Lagos has now been ceded to Buhari.

4. PVC card reader and other anti rigging measures put in place by INEC will drastically check rigging this time by PDP which was what enhanced PDP's chances in 2011.

And many more points obvious to even the blind, the deaf and the mentally retarded but which are not so obvious to the saTANists on here.

With all said, let us meet at the polls this Saturday.

***Fork Adict caresses his PVC and smiles***
NYSCRe: See How Corps Members Get Water In Gwer West LGA, Benue State. by forkadict(m): 1:12pm On Mar 24, 2015
searching4love:
undecided

MANY OF THOSE DUMB SKULLS FETCHING THE CHOLERA INFESTED WATER WILL STILL CLAIM GEJ'S ADMINISTRATION HAS TRANSFORMED THEIR LIVES.

THIS IS INDEED THE KIND OF TRANSFORMATION THEY CAN OFFER THE GULLIBLE MASSES WHILE THEY AND THEIR CHILDREN HAVE ACCESS TO CLEAN WATER WITH THE PUSH OF A BUTTON.

MANY OF THE TANOIDS ARE BORN TO SUFFER AND SMILE AND I WISH THERE IS A WAY TO SEGREGATE YOU IDIIOTS IF BUHARI WIN BY MARCH 28 SO YOU WON'T BE PART OF THE POSITIVE TRANSFORMATIONS HE BRINGS TO THE TABLE undecided


#we don make up our minds

#na buhari/osibanjo go save naija

#vote APC

Sai buhari cool
I love you Bro. No homo. My expectation was that having gone thru the horror and hell of GEJ's government these past 6 years there would not be one just one supporter of the clueless one here on Nairaland. And I'm shocked and disgusted to find so many of them here and I ask myself over and over again 'At what point will you fools stand and say GEJ, enough is enough.' They have all been cursed to suffer till they die. Perhaps what I found most perplexing is the fact that most if not all those TANoids don't stand to gain one naira from GEJ and his corrupt government like Abati, Reno and Okukpe. Neither are they his relatives. So what exactly holds them in such unbreakable bondagehuh??

As for that wish of us having our president and them having GEJ. I have always felt that way since 2011. It may interest anyone on here that I have been voting for Buhari since 2007 and I'm ecstatic that FINALLY, Nigerians have seen the light.
PoliticsRe: Jonathan Vs Buhari: How They Stand In 36 States, FCT - VANGUARD by forkadict(m): 1:22pm On Mar 23, 2015
PassingShot:
I believe that too. I only proved that even with their analysis, Buhari still wins.
Okay Bro. Now I gat you.
PoliticsRe: Jonathan Vs Buhari: How They Stand In 36 States, FCT - VANGUARD by forkadict(m): 12:27pm On Mar 23, 2015
PassingShot:
The summary of this is given below:

PDP is projected to win in 13 states: Anambra, Ebonyi, Imo, Enugu, Abia, Delta, Bayelsa, Cross River, Akwa Ibom, Rivers, Ondo, Benue and Taraba

APC is projected to win in 16 states: Ogun, Osun, Oyo, kwara, Niger, Kaduna, Kano, Katsina, Jigawa, Kebbi, Zamfara, Sokoto, Bauchi, Gombe, Yobe and Borno.

The following states (eight) are too close to call: Edo, Lagos, Benue, Plateau, Ekiti, Nasarawa, Adamawa and I will add FCT in the list.

Going by this analysis, GMB will win the election on the following facts:

1. He is expected to record outright win in 16 states while GEJ should win outrightly in 13 states.

2. The states GMB is projected to win have more votes than GEJ's states.

3. Even if GEJ wins all the eight too-close-to-call states, GMB will record at least 40% of the votes there. The win margin for GEJ (assuming he wins all of them) will be very narrow because they are states that can be won by either of them.

4. With all eight toss-up states marginally won by GEJ (big assumption), his total states won will be 19 (13+6) while GMB wins in 16 states with additional 40% to 50%% in the spring states. The implication of this scenario is that GMB will record more popular votes and will have equally secured more than 25% in 2/3 of the 36 states of the federation (i.e wins in 16 states, 40%-50% in 8 states, and at least 25% in Imo, Rivers, Ondo and Taraba which are projected for GEJ's win).

Therefore, however it turns out in the too-close-to-call states, GMB will be declared the president based on more popular votes.
PoliticsRe: Jonathan Vs Buhari: How They Stand In 36 States, FCT - VANGUARD by forkadict(m): 12:26pm On Mar 23, 2015
PassingShot:
The summary of this is given below:

PDP is projected to win in 13 states: Anambra, Ebonyi, Imo, Enugu, Abia, Delta, Bayelsa, Cross River, Akwa Ibom, Rivers, Ondo, Benue and Taraba

APC is projected to win in 16 states: Ogun, Osun, Oyo, kwara, Niger, Kaduna, Kano, Katsina, Jigawa, Kebbi, Zamfara, Sokoto, Bauchi, Gombe, Yobe and Borno.

The following states (eight) are too close to call: Edo, Lagos, Benue, Plateau, Ekiti, Nasarawa, Adamawa and I will add FCT in the list.

Going by this analysis, GMB will win the election on the following facts:

1. He is expected to record outright win in 16 states while GEJ should win outrightly in 13 states.

2. The states GMB is projected to win have more votes than GEJ's states.

3. Even if GEJ wins all the eight too-close-to-call states, GMB will record at least 40% of the votes there. The win margin for GEJ (assuming he wins all of them) will be very narrow because they are states that can be won by either of them.

4. With all eight toss-up states marginally won by GEJ (big assumption), his total states won will be 19 (13+6) while GMB wins in 16 states with additional 40% to 50%% in the spring states. The implication of this scenario is that GMB will record more popular votes and will have equally secured more than 25% in 2/3 of the 36 states of the federation (i.e wins in 16 states, 40%-50% in 8 states, and at least 25% in Imo, Rivers, Ondo and Taraba which are projected for GEJ's win).

Therefore, however it turns out in the too-close-to-call states, GMB will be declared the president based on more popular votes.
Maguy. Lagos is massively for Buhari. I wonder the kind of analyst that calls Laos 'too close to call'
PoliticsRe: Photos: Two Nigerian Newspapers Make March 28 Projections by forkadict(m): 5:29pm On Mar 22, 2015
ggsquare:
Let the will of God be done in this election,let him choose for right person,politicians are not to be trusted.
Please leave God out of this.

At this point in our history, it's gotten to the point that ANY AVAILABLE OPTION IS A BETTER OPTION TO Jonathan.
PoliticsRe: Photos: Two Nigerian Newspapers Make March 28 Projections by forkadict(m): 5:11pm On Mar 22, 2015
mrborntodoit:
Gay
E pain am!!!!!!
PoliticsRe: Photos: Two Nigerian Newspapers Make March 28 Projections by forkadict(m): 5:08pm On Mar 22, 2015
biggal:
I hate the way APC efans behave. Polls are not won online why can't you people reserve some comments till 28th. I want you people to know that whoever God desires to win must surely win. Let's relax and watch as things unfold its too much for you guys many of you behave like illiterates.
Before I respond to this post I'll ask you the following questions:
1. Are you currently resident in Naija?
2. Do you fend for yourself or (pardon my language) are you somebody's liability?
3. Are you comfortable with the prevalence of CORRUPTION in the country and how twisted those perverted and demonically possessed PDP politicians feel they don't owe us any explanations on any issue and that the right to loot the treasury is exclusively theirs?

If your response to any of the above questions is yes, then sorry I have nothing further to say to you.
PoliticsRe: Photos: Two Nigerian Newspapers Make March 28 Projections by forkadict(m): 4:58pm On Mar 22, 2015
mrborntodoit:
Loser,you will cry alongside your Islamist Buhari next Saturday

Gay grin
ASSSWIPE. Why not wait and see??
PoliticsRe: Photos: Two Nigerian Newspapers Make March 28 Projections by forkadict(m): 4:56pm On Mar 22, 2015
ibisko04:
You will have to seek for asylum by May this year. Nothing and I mean it nothing is left in the book of PDP to use as a cajole anymore.
Nigeria is going to experience a new life come May 29 2015. Whatever Gej government thinks that they made from the shifting of elections date is going to vaporise this week.
Nigerians are wiser than what these people in PDP are thinking.
As for the IGP order that people should not wait at the polling boots, the other is dead on arrival.
Ignorance is no more allow. We will let the police have their peace as far as they will not be overstepping their boundaries.
Vote wisely. Don't listen to anyone. You are the only one that know how you are running your life in this country where everyone is government to himself/herself.
If we don't proofs it this time that government is supposed to serve the masses and not to make people in power rich , then this generation should forget it.
Let us know what we want and go for it.
If you collect 100,000 naira from a politician's and vote for that particular politician's, once he is sworn in to power, you will suffer 10,000,000naira before the tenure of the politician.
Vote for Buhari. He is qualified. He is prepared for the job. He has done it before and he will do it again. The only people that are afraid are the corrupt ones. If you are not among the people stealing from the system, then vote for Buhari.
Buhari as a young man was a former governor, former minister of petroleum and former head of state. With all his former position in this country, the man is not flamboyantly rich like other Generals who are not even fortunate to held the type of position he held.
Forget about whatever PDP and the crooks in the system want to tell us. Nigerians wake up. Let us take this country back from the cankerworms'.
God bless you for this Bro. I suggest you translate this piece into Yoruba, Ibo, Ijaw, Efik and others so the GEJ asssslickers can understand. I'm not sure they have the mental capacity to digest it.

Anybody and I mean ANYBODY who can not appreciate the abysmal level of rot and decay that is currently threatening our existence as a nation is THE BIGGEST FOOL ALIVE AND OF ALL MEN, THE MOST MISERABLE.

CHANGE IS HERE!
PoliticsRe: Photos: Two Nigerian Newspapers Make March 28 Projections by forkadict(m): 4:47pm On Mar 22, 2015
mrborntodoit:
Gay!
Are you literate at all? You saw my siggy yet you make the above allegation? huh

I used to think that GEJ was the daftest human alive. But you much much dafter.

Corrupt mofos. Urging GEJ on so he can bankrupt Naija. GOD GO SHAME ALL OF UNA! !!!
PoliticsRe: Photos: Two Nigerian Newspapers Make March 28 Projections by forkadict(m): 4:34pm On Mar 22, 2015
mrborntodoit:
Obviously,the oponu aka your father didn't teach you to respect people abi ?

Well, go to hell , Buhari will soon join you there grin
You are the one that will go to hell. And guess what, the devil will be waiting to tear your assss by forking you anallly.

I don't know when enough will be enough for you GEJ and PDP aassslickers. Power supply has been grossly inadequate for 16 years. Funds meant to provide power for Nigerians have been embezzled and nothing happened. I doubt if any of you has visited general hospitals across the country so you know the sorry state our health sector is in. Not to even talk about CORRUPTION which has been legalised. What's left is just to enshrine it in the constitution. Security, bad roads etc etc . Yet you assswipes that have been cursed from the pit of hell to suffer until you die are here canvassing for Jonathan the dafthuh?

God will spare our lives till Saturday so that yall will experience your epic DISGRACE. All yall including that repulsive and disgusting tout that calls herself Mama PISS.
PoliticsRe: Fashola Commissions Anthony Enahoro Housing Estates. PICS by forkadict(m): 2:09pm On Mar 21, 2015
MzJackBaueress:
scamming nigerians with ground breaking ceremonies without commissioning one single project.

Smh
Like meeting and hanging out with entertainers and traditional rulers and sinking millions of dollars down the drain thereafter. Only psychos who assume they are mentally okay will imagine giving His Royal Cluelessness another 4 years. TUFIAKWA! !!!!!!!!!!
PoliticsRe: March 28 Poll: Survey Rates Jonathan Ahead Of Buhari by forkadict(m): 10:39pm On Mar 19, 2015
Monkey survey produce monkey result and some clowns are jubilant. SMH.

I really wish tomorrow was March 28. We are dieing to give these goooooons a reality check.
PoliticsRe: Nigerian MOPOL Fighting Alongside The Military In North East(picture) by forkadict(m): 12:03pm On Mar 17, 2015
[quote author=Felix6 post=31703083][/quote]You have been cursed from the pit of hell to suffer till you die if you think you can impose your evil wish on Nigerians till 2020.

And don't bother to respond to this as I am un-following this thread straight away. I.diiot
PoliticsRe: Army In Final Push Against Boko Haram In Gwoza, Sambisa, Goneri. by forkadict(m): 10:04am On Mar 16, 2015
Hemanwel:
In addition to your excellent points...Buhari,El-Rufai,Northern Leaders,APC,etc,are now using this insurgency issue to campaign against Goodluck Jonathan and his government.These people have loyalists at the top positions in the Nigerian Army.They were the ones who leaked information to Boko Haram when the Americans and other Western countries were here to help fight BH last year.
The table started turning right from the day BH bombed the Central Mosque in Kano - a classical case of the rooster coming home to roost.
By the time the NA finally conquers BH before the election day,let's see what they will use to campaign against GEJ and his government.
It wouldnt matter no more. Cos GEJ would be long gone.
PoliticsRe: Army In Final Push Against Boko Haram In Gwoza, Sambisa, Goneri. by forkadict(m): 9:57am On Mar 16, 2015
duni04:
OP please edit: SA\Russian\Ukrainian Mercenaries and Chadian soldiers in final push against Boko Haram! Let's not give that clueless dunce in Abuja any credit for what he didn't do!
WORD!

And it's because those merceneries, Chadian and cameroonian armies have not been compromised like the Nigerian Army that is plagued with Boko Haram moles.

And some clowns here are applauding 'His royal Cluelessness'

What has he been doing the past 6 yearshuh?

Change is here abeg. Countdown 12 days.
PoliticsRe: TB Joshua Speaks On Elections, Predicts Plane Crash by forkadict(m): 7:29am On Mar 16, 2015
WTF!

And I am scheduled to fly to and fro Abuja on those dates he mentioned.

Nairalanders abeg make una pray for me o. Which kain wahala be dis?
FamilyRe: Newly Wedded Nairalander Photos by forkadict(m): 1:10pm On Mar 13, 2015
ireneony:
shup up are you finer than meundecided
ode!
No mind all of them. Na you fine pass. but just to confirm, kindly upload a pix on your profile page.
FamilyRe: Newly Wedded Nairalander Photos by forkadict(m): 1:09pm On Mar 13, 2015
benebaby77:
You and this your grammar sha... Try to stop embarrassing Queen's language.






Happy Marriage Life.
I pray that:
Your marriage will blissful and joyous for you and not experience divorce of any kind.
In 9 months time, they will gather again for your naming ceremony.
LMAO. see english teacher wey no con sabi english.

Are you not the one embarrassing the Queen's language now?

What tha fork is happy marriage lifehuh?

Olodo Nairalanders no go kill person.
PoliticsRe: School Kids Referred To Buhari. As President Buhari by forkadict(m): 4:05pm On Mar 12, 2015
1stola:
How dumb are you?
Was buhari ever a president?
You should know that Nairaland is a land of BIG TIME IGNORAMUSES. Sometimes my best reaction in order to keep my sanity is not to react. I have since learnt to ignore them. Painful to note that adults cant tell the difference between Head of State which Buhari was and a President. Looooong sigh...
PoliticsRe: Jonathan Okays Oil Jobs For Tompolo, Fasehun, Others by forkadict(m): 12:25pm On Mar 12, 2015
corneli83:
This is not about Tinubu or Fasheun getting the job. Pls educate yourself more about the responsibilities of the NSCDC and Police.
Please ignore the ignoramus.

I wonder what the hell NSCDC's role will be going forwards. You may recall that they were legally allowed to bear arms not long ago. So why the fork is this necessary again?

ALL HAIL 'HIS ROYAL CLUELESSNESS' GOODLUCK EBELE AZIKIWE JONATHAN.
PoliticsRe: Jonathan Okays Oil Jobs For Tompolo, Fasehun, Others by forkadict(m): 12:00pm On Mar 12, 2015
aljharem:
I know awon omo ales will come now.

As a Yoruba man, it is better OPC leaders gets the contract than some fo.ooool called Tinubu

These are the people that have made sacrifices for us.

Mention what Tinubu has sacrificed for the Yoruba nation

God bless Yoruba land

God bless OPC

God bless Nigeria
What sacrifice has OPC made for the Yorubas?

And as for Tinubu, ever heard of NADECO? I guess you were still too young at the time. That's if you had been birthed sef.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Reconfirmation Of (nis) Immigration Application Form 2015 by forkadict(m): 11:39am On Mar 11, 2015
Nigerians never learn. After all that happened the last time, some people are still willing to re-live the whole ordeal yet againhuh?

Na wa
PoliticsRe: Buhari Responds To #babawhileyouweregone by forkadict(m): 8:00pm On Mar 09, 2015
crisycent:
The way APC go take loose go be like fI'll trick. Btw, na buhari dey really operate that Twitter account? I dare him to spell heartened in public.
Never mind. We love him still.

Of what benefit has the man that could spell the whole world and even has a 'ph.d' served?

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