₦airaland Forum

nerodenero:
Politics is about interest and that interest is what affect the masses. Unfortunately, we dont really have a say in this. I dont know much about Adeyeye but Gbajabiamila is famous and inteligent. I think he would do a good job if he becomes the Speaker.

Gbajabiamila lose na. He wasn't returned.

majekdom2:
bro, I am in the industry. My multinational Jv company takes in graduate over 30 and with some years of experience as trainee.... shell does this too,that's why salaries on offer may differ

Ok cool.

Even tho i dont know your company (the JV you mentioned), I give you the benefit of doubt.

But maguy, no tell me say Shell dey employ over 30 year old applicants as graduate trainee o. Cos I applied many times in the past and was only shortlisted at my first 2 attempts. All applications for the position of a graduate trainee to shell after the first 2 attempts were snubbed.

deletrue:
Metuh, na your own and level na you dey talk. At our level, Buhari will be thoroughly messed up. I personally will engage Buhari till the end of his administration.

Nobody, I repeat NO ONE really gives a FLYING FORK whatever you guys choose to or not to do.

But while at doing whatever gives you an erecction, remember not to engage in stealing, otherwise if you are caught, na kirikiri straight for you.

The new Naija is here.

soma042:
He better go and learn how to make a good speech in English cus if he disgrace my country with his nomadic style of speech, i wunt wait for pdp before I'll bounce on him.

I think this advice will be more applicable to you. You need to enroll in a sound English class as soon as possible even if on credit. Let me correct that trash you put up there. It reads....

He'd better learnt how to make a good speech in English because if he disgraces my country with his nomadic style of speech (whatever the fork this means), i won't wait for pdp before I pounce on him.

Thank me NOW!

SeverusSnape:
Now that's how to be a good opposition party, Instead of spreading propaganda like the APC did and are still doing.(.. Though the lies and propaganda really did magic for them, Thanks to their various media outlets and lie mohammed).
Though I doubt if we (opposition) on Nairaland will follow that path, We shall drop it like it's hot.

Self acclaimed and self seeking wannnker like you. Who gives a fork whether you exist or not?

Nigerians gave PDP 16 years and PDP only succeeded in taking us years back. let another party give it a shot and let us review our positions in 4 years time.

bunmixtra:
religiously its wrong cuz thats not the natural use for the concerned body part. I believe God created and gave specific function to various body parts. he dint create those parts to multitask.

Okay. No go enroll for training in Blow job you hear.

Later, if one smallie dey suck your husband brain thru hin deak, you go dey bind and cast devil.

From your tone sef, its obvious you aint married. If you are and your husband demands it, you deny him to your peril.

gbengadada2004:
From medical science perspective, MouthAction has many advantages, and a lot of couples find it a really fulfilling part of their bedroom repertoire. Also, it's nearly impossible to get pregnant this way! However, in this century a new and serious concern about MouthAction has emerged which are as follows:

1. Human papilloma virus (HPV)
You're probably aware that there is a very widespread virus called human papilloma virus (HPV). It causes cancer of the cervix, cancer of the anus and some other benign and malignant growths – including genital warts. There have even been suggestions in 2013 that it might be a cause of some cases of lung cancer.
In 2006, scientists began to pay attention to an oncologist (cancer researcher) called Maura Gillson, based at John Hopkins University. She had been pointing out for some years that: the incidence of a type of mouth and throat cancer is rising, the increase has been happening in people who don't have traditional 'risk factors', like smoking and drinking this type of cancer is often associated with the presence of HPV in the throat. In 2010, the British Medical Journal published a multinational review which showed that there's no doubt that the incidence of this particular form of cancer (oropharyngeal squamous cell carcinoma) is increasing in various western countries, and this rise appears to be due to HPV – particularly a strain called HPV-16. The authors stated that the risk of developing oropharyngeal cancer is associated with a history of having six or more sexual partners – and of having four or more MouthAction partners. The obvious implication is that the virus is being spread by sex, and particularly by MouthAction.
This is certainly bad news for people who like oral contact. However, at the moment it is hoped that there's little danger to a monogamous couple, who only have MouthAction with each other. But suddenly, promiscuous MouthAction seems like a very bad idea. In the next few years, much more will be learned about this subject. My forecast is that the modern anti-HPV vaccines (Gardasil and Cervarix) will be used much more widely, in order to combat this unexpected danger, apparently caused by the widespread use of MouthAction.

2. Chlamydia and gonorrhoea
Another concern that has recently arisen is the question of catching chlamydia through MouthAction. In May 2011, at a large international conference in Gateshead, at which Dr Indrajit Ghosh and his colleagues revealed the results of their screening programme among female commercial sex workers (FCSWs) in London. They found that one in every 25 of these women had chlamydia in the throat. It seems certain that they had acquired the germ through offering MouthAction to customers. Additionally, one in every 50 of the FCSWs had unsuspected gonorrhoea in the throat. This research makes it clear that MouthAction is not quite as safe as it may have seemed a few years ago.

Source http://www.netdoctor.co.uk/sex-and-relationships/oral-sex.htm

Nna men forget dat tin!

Dem tell you say ampiclox and amoxyl don finish for Naija ni?

teemanbastos:
she will of cos blame it on the devil.

And the devil be like, 'Taah. Thunder fire your mouth dia. If to say you succeed na, i no go see shishi inside money o.'

Demmzy15:
Islamically, MouthAction is allowed even though it's discouraged! But what is highly prohibited is going through the 'Nyash', also known as 'doggy style'.

LMAO!

If you borrow your alfa your wife for just one night, he go dogggy her so tey, she no go fit waka straight again. You go ask her the following morning say why she dey waka like dat, she go tell you say she fall from on top okada inside the alfa house.

You never jam.

datguru:
God made the dicck for the pusssy, putting it elsewhere is a sin of uncleanness

So if your wife give you handjob, its also a sin of uncleanness. Or is the hand the same as the pusssy now?

LMAO! Nairalanders, una no go kill person.

Dis woman na one kain BABA OLORIBURUKU...

I don't even know where to start with this bi(t)ch. First of, increasing VAT is one of the fastest ways of increasing inflation. I remember vividly when Obasanjo pulled that stunt shortly before his exit in 2007. Prices of goods shot up by that corresponding 5% extra. Telephone tarrifs, hotel bills, consumables you name it.

Second, she confessed her fault by admitting that they sqandered evry little fund that came the governments way as against the practice during Obasanjo's regime when they built savings. Madam, we no be Reverend father, and this is no confession time id.iot

Next she was very narrow minded in her options. Before oil, on what was Nigeria surviving? Was it not the neglect of the real sector that led to the overdependence of oil? Why cant the government exploit other sectors of the economy like agriculture, solid minerals, tourism, etc?

Lastly, I am not against the government exploring the tax option. My take is that they should place more emphasis on luxury goods/items. e.g if you own a private jet, yatches, then be ready to pay thru your asss.

Stooopid, overhyped woman that has done nothing other than to inflict pain on the common man.

spacyzuma:
You spoke my mind!

At my age, it's important to be stable and get experience at my current organization. The opportunity to jump companies again and starting afresh as a trainee is not attractive. NLNG has delayed too much.

I understand your concerns only too well bro. But Ill advice you to exercise caution before making that conclusion. Unless you are already in the oil and gas industry then, I'll agree with you. But if you are in ANY OTHER industry and this job clicks, maguy, I'll suggest you go for it cos the opportunities there are crazy, the terms and conditions of service are mad and mind you, you still have a long career span ahead of you which I guess will be at least 25 years or longer if you opt for an early exit or otherwise.

You think any company will think of holding a recruitment process this long if they are not so sure that they are one of the baddest in the industry?

@ All,
Please permit me to voice some concern. When this vacancy was advertised in 2013, the age limit at the time was 28 years. Applicants that were 28 years of age at the time are now 30 years. If we assume resumption to be slated for early 2016, they will be approaching 31 years of age. How can a 31 year old man/woman be employed as a graduate trainee?

My fear is that NLNG doesnt use this as another of their numerous yardsticks to disqualify applicants.

Just saying.

Of a truth, I am not expecting Rochas to be returned. If we preach Change as a hard line APC Nigger, then we don't need elements who abuse office in governance.

Evidence before me portrays Rochas as power drunk and all about media hype. He is alleged to have either a direct or an indirect stake in every single project the Imo state government embarks on. Further, any time he travels outside Imo, all project works are suspended until he returns. Roads and other infrastructure are suffering and also the stunt he pulled during the APC presidential primaries by asking his son in law to contest the state primaries while he was in lagos contesting the presidential primaries, only for him to return to the state and still stand as the APC gubernatorial candidate after losing out of the presidential race. Who does that? Mtscheeeew.

I am a core APC niggar but men, how do I dislike Rochas with a passion. I took a visit to Owerri about this time last year and I was highly disappointed by my findings viz a viz my expectations. He strikes me as an autocratic governor and an unrepentant hype man.

Achilies:
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I can get it for you @ 70,000.

Payment on delivery

Phone We you Don pack wit fufu?

Well I'm not from Abia tho but I've been to Aba on visits a number of times in the past 6years and I must confess that TA Orji is a FAILURE! Very bad and hardly motorable roads particularly in the rainy season, dirty metropolis, high crime rate (in fact it took the FG intervention before kidnapping which was almost legalised at the time could be tackled)

Orji is a typical PDP tout who was fortunate enough to be elected as governor. He won the election from prison. LOL. And Abians expect him to perform magic LOL. The level of lawlessness, impunity and cavalier conduct they exhibit while they are in office and the delusional sense of assurance that they don't owe their subjects nothing and that they are not responsible to them in any way IRKS me to high heavens.

In my humble opinion, I really wish Abians give Otti a chance...

debo07:
And who says Nigeria won't be better under GMB.He hasn't been sworn in yet and we are already seeing the downfall of corrupt pple.SAI BUHARI

Azzzz in ehn? ??

Then it only underscores the fact that deep down in their hearts exists the conviction that their acts are all evil otherwise if they are convinced that they are not involved in malpractices why would they be running from pillar to post

Just like when internal auditors in my company visit our site. Why will I be scared of them when I haven't got myself soiled in any form of malpractice.

CAN WE JUST HAVE ENOUGH OF ALL THESE PROPHECIES FOR GOODNESS' SAKES? ?

IT'S FREAKING ME OUT!!!! NAIRA FORKING LAND PLEAZZZZZE!

ARRRGHHH!

Amazo:
Just look at this buffoon . She gave you RAINBOW lights . She was h0rny af and she wanted the d. You should be flogged

Flogged ke? ?? Or charged to the International Criminal Court, The Hague for crimes against WOMANITY.

Mtscheeeew!

rebranded:
This Jonah make up artist must hate am gan!

So tey the guy paint am lipstick and he still lose election.

Hehehehehehe.

See as I just open mouth and I no fit close am again.

Jess Christ! Such grand larceny. And these demonically possesses evil things think that all will be well with them Imagine such lawlessness? ??

EVEN IF BUHARI I DOESN'T ACHIEVE ANYTHING TALKING ABOUT INFRASTRUCTURE, IF HE CAN ONLY GIVE ME POWER AND RESTORE SANITY IN GOVERNANCE, I'M OK.

boolet:
I'm still grinning, since yesterday

Na grin you dey grin? me na laff i dey laff anywhere i go since sunday so tey some guys wan take rope tie me yesterday. Dem tink say i don craze.


Now lets see the bastar.d politician that will say he has 3 heads and so he deserves to embezzle naija's money.


hehehehehehehehehehe

irunoobo:
[b]This election is not about GEJ been scammed in southwest or not. The people of the SW and north spoke the truth with their votes. It is unfortunate the Igbos made a wrong political gamble by supporting GEJ even though he failed woefully and did nothing tangible for their region. They failed to forget the past and embrace national unity hence their political decisions has always damaged their chances of having a major political influence or relevance in the Nigerian system.

There were so many indications that Jonathan was going to lose - He prepared late; he was careful with the timing of his declaration, when body language showed he was interested. He had no message for the people. All I heard were trains and fertilizers, YouWin, benin-Ore road and SureP(Really?) for 6 years. His campaign strategies reeled of derogatory statements and unnecessary personality attacks instead of concrete manifestos. APC employed consultants, PDP employed losers (FFKs, Okupe, Abati, Reuben, TANs etc). Jonathan heated the polity with ethnic-religious campaign strategies, jumping from one church to another; what do you think the Muslims would do? His wife continued to make derogatory statements against the North calling them names for making babies they can't cater for and insulting them with the constant mention of Almajiri schools. He was deceived by his aides , greedy people around him and he became a sectional leader. He was a bad product and I made mention of this regularly, a bad product never sells.

So I would say he scammed himself, he deceived himself by running to the south west bribing kings for endorsements as if the masses don't know what they really want.


He has successfully created a divide along tribal, religious and ethnic line all around the country and it will take a massive national reorientation to restore our national unity.

I will not pat him at the back for conceding defeat cos he already knew what awaits him if he acted on the contrary. He was part of the crew that ousted Gbagbo and he is fully aware of the watchful eyes of the ICC and instead of spending the rest of his life in jail like Gbagbo, he chose to return to Otueke to enjoy his loot in peace.

Gej should have won this elections easily if he had the interest of the masses at heart. He will forever live with the stigma of the first incumbent president to be ousted in Nigeria.[/b]

STFU! ASSSSHOLE.

You are a guy passing off as a chic.

You have been exposed. You nasty ga.y asss murraforker!

I know your second handle.

Adamo84:
Where are the TANoids?

All of dem Don vex drink Sniper.

BASTAARDS

blaise26abj:
I was disenfranchised by Obasanjo then and in 2007, started voting in 2011.

Congrats my brother. You seem to be the only one that knows how I feel right now.

I also feel the same way having lost 2 elections voting for the Peoples General. Only to be handsomely rewarded this time.I also couldn't vote in 2003.

Men, I'm super excited. I can't find words to describe how I feel.

chrisley024:
There are rumours GEJ has congratulated GMB

Yep.

And I'm expecting his asssslickers on here to follow suit.

gnykelly:
I was here when General buhari won the presidential election after trying for the fourth time. congrats.

And the useless GEJ assssslickers used to refer to him as serial failure. LOL.

sosiqdude:
we still have hope
we still have luck... Goodluck Jonathan will still
win
we no dey carry last
PDP no dey carry last
Igbo no dey carry last

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Say wetin happen na?

Abeg go chop the yeye song make you use 1 bottle of sniper wash am down.

Reports reaching me say that all those entertainers Jonathan met with serially in Lagos are on their way to Abuja to perform for him and make help him better cope with the depression he is having.

Reports reaching me say that all those entertainers Jonathan met with serially in Lagos are on their way to A but a to perform for him and make help him better cope with the depression he is having.

stonecoldcafe:
[size=18pt]What kindness? I think of Jonathan and my blood boils. Corruption, corruption otipoju. We've never had it this badddddddddddddddddd! I remember the impunity in which the agbero's spoke and were let to go. FKK, FAYOSE, TOMPOLO, PEJ, Asari and co.

I remember the thousands of Nigerians displaced and running off to Chad and so on due to insecurity in the North east.

I remember how they stifled the poor CBN Gov choi yet he still ascended the throne!

I remember the poor immigration job seekers who died and NOTHING HAS BEEN DONE TO BRING THE PERPETRATORS TO BOOK TILL DATE!
Granted he shared money which day here but no one has been brought to book.

I remember how Abuja was on lock down due to the bombing. OH LORD, NO CELEBRATIONS IN NATIONAL STADIUM DUE TO BOKO!

I remember the poor students who died in Jos! I saw their pictures here on Nairaland.

I remember how he pardoned the crook who dressed like a woman! i.e Sylvia. I remember the person that he made minister again after the Ekitigate scandal. I cant deal!

I remember the oil subsidy scam and how he shielded Deziani

I remember the money spent on feeding those at Aso Rock!

I remember how nothing was done about Stella Oduah and the car scam

I remember stealing is not corruption. No wonder things were sooooooooooo bad and corruption was RIFE

I remember the Chibok girls and the poor boys who were killed in their sleep. i remember seeing their pictures on Nairaland as they were laid out. OH LORD!

I remember so many things and my blood boils. Above all corruption and the wanton disregard for everything good being displayed by PEJ. How they said the Chibok girls didn't get kidnapped initially. I CANT DEAL MEHN!

Too many i cant shout! I don't know what the General has in store but i just want change. I know if nothing he is not a corrupt man. We can all agree on that.[/size]

Bro. Are you my twin brother? These are my EXACT sentiments. In fact may GOD forgive me, I have never felt so much revulsion for any one as much as I feel for him and his unlettered wife. It's so bad that anytime I see his nasty looking face on TV, I feel like smashing all his teeth with a sledge hammer thru my TV.

YUCK!