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StateOfMind: On point! Real set up for elikem to paint him bad in front of the housemates. The fact that she was screaming on top of everyone's voice is really nauseating. Eish!

I watched that session and I felt it was too rowdy for my liking. Everyone was talking at the same time and at the top of their voices. I had to put the volume of my set on mute.

safarigirl: By the time @forkaddict reach him post e go use 3 accounts like am

Naaah. Don't have the time to run multiple accounts. Its challenging enough running just one. And by the way, I don't click likes on posts. I see a post that I like, I forking quote it and profess my love for it

[quote author=Nuzo']Keep quiet abeg!

I guess it wouldve been a perfect analysis if I had excluded preciuos Melvin or if you were the one who 'ranted'.

Before you continue to quote me out of context, I said that HMs are Dstv addicts and by default are supposed to know who Ms Wangari is. Her campaign is always aired inbetween programmes on all Afrimagic/Bet chanels of which most of the main programmes have some of these HMs staring in them.
These HMs have actually confessed to watching Dstv more than most Housewives.

I like Melvin very much and hope he wins, but the way folks like you go about defending him even when the mistake is general is becoming childish and fanatical.

Its okay to laugh at Beverly and other HMs when they goof but its sacrilege to do so for Melvin?

Hypocrite![/quote]Nice one bro. Further, when the Melvin guy goofed yesterday about his ignorance about free medication for HIV patients in naija and I took him up on it, na inside bush she go hide o. She didn't come to his defence. Instead of her to take this post of yours in good faith, she was trying to excuse ignorance?

Beside, a poster once said that Bimp had to explain the meaning of diaspora to Melvin today. Truth be told, the guys ignorance of many issues makes me write him off as an air head.

@Safarigirl, you need to accept the fact that your darling Melvin is a DOLO. Truth is a bitter pill. You go swallow am like dat ni

THE AMAKA: Sorry, i thought you were part of the extremist group.

To answer your question...
Well in no particular order:
Bassey
Maria
Denzel (although his stay was short, he definitely had winner qualities)
Selly (even though she messed up she did play a really good game)

Anyway, that is just my personal list ooo!

Remove maria from the list and put Sulu. Then bring Denzel to the top of the list. The result would be my own list of winners in the right order

Tuso: U got me wrong..I've 4 gotten abt the beef but not the event it's still imbedded in my sub-conscious btw, did u take ur comprehension class serious in school
Cummmmmmwipe

I look you straight in your forking eyes and tell you GO TO HELL you asssswipe

safarigirl: Sorry sir,
I saw it and passed it...it's obvious @spade is angry about the maria ish...and how come any1 took the time to read that epistle. It's even longer than anyone you've ever written.

And your point is? Cos I read every single word in the 'epistle' as you put it. So what's your point?

I noticed how you called it an epistle simply because it criticised Melvins game. If the piece were to be how elikem or dellish should be evicted and how Melvin will win, then it wouldn't have been an epistle and you would have read it. SMH

Big Bro don fork up o. Elikem won the power of no taskm and when he wanted to announce him as the winner of the power of no task he pronounced him the winner of the Head of House task. Lol. Is ther any similarities between them two tasks? Block headed Biggie. Seems @Tuso somehow gave him a little of the weeed he smokes.

tellitlikeitis: Wow..its good to know you actually spent this much time to know so much about a "boring bunch of people" It only means one thing. They entertain you. Finito!

Even if we had been watching dogs and cats in the house for the past seventy something days we would still have a few things to say about them talk more of human beings. So Mister, the fact that @spade said some things about the housemates doesn't make thm interesting. Don't even get it twisted.

Tuso: Hehehe..u r off point..sheet n piss na ur own..u see?..stop cuming back at me..hehehe

Bla bla bla bla bla bla. Nothing new. Go chop more of the sheet till you bellefull abeg

spade: Damn! Sweet Jesus Lord, THE HOUSE IS BORING!

O gini?!

Let us just tell ourselves the truth that none of those iddiiots in that house is deserving of that cash price except, to an extent, Cleo and Elikem... Then maybe Beverly (shocker!) for the controversy she's stirred, no matter how sttupid she may be.

Bimp, with his one Africa, one singlet, one sweater, one pant, one Bimp, has done NOTHING for me.

Tarzan and the trees he's carrying on his head nko? The less said about that dude the better.

Melvin, isi aki. Just to open mouth, collect food, laugh, and shine teeth, na im be entertaining? Dude added NOTHING this season, let's tell ourselves the truth.
You may say he's kind, genuine, etc. And I agree with you, but is that what this show is all about?
The nigga said he didn't want to have a relationship in the house, that there's more to him than that; but over 72 days later, I'm still scratching my head and waiting to see what it is he has going for him in the house.
Dude is neither articulate, adventurous nor sharp. He's a notorious fence-sitter who does his best to run away from in-house controversy.
Ngwanu, if to say im dey run from that kind controversy cuz he has a better brand of entertainment to offer, e for better. But so far, the ONLY remotely interesting acivity I've seen him do is table tennis!
He REFUSES to clarify things with the viewers and bores me senseless when he goes on yet another long-winding trip of MUMU-ism when asked to state who he truly has interest in. If only this guy knew how close his reputation was to getting completely shattered when viewers thought he had the hots for Selly.
"I liked blah blah blah, then I liked blah blah blah, although I like every girl" - Timid man! By 'like', do you mean you have a romantic attraction towards the person, or do you mean you want to be friends? For a 28 year old man, you sure are one timid olodo.
Don't even get me started on this guy's diary sessions, where he contorts his face like person wey dey shhitt peppery shhitt!

And then there's DILLISH! Oh Jesus lord, another phucking bore the Nigerians wasted their votes on cuz they were foolishly waiting for a "Mellish" even when she had a solid relationship back home. Talk about unrealistic AND iddiotic expectations.
If that vote had atleast gone to Maria (Dillish got 4 votes anyway), then maybe Melvin wouldn't be the monumental bore he is today. The mumus only started waking up on Saturday evening when Dillish gave Melvin that "Power of No" -- and till today, all they can make do with, are "Heyyy, Melvin and Dillish are playing in the kitchen. Dillish says I will siiilllaaaap you! Awwww! Mellish moments!"
pathetic, pathetic, pathetic!

Now I'm starting so see reason with that report that says the average national IQ is 67

Lord have mercy!

*End of Rant*

LMFAO. I love this. Matter of fact, I will take a screen shot and save this as my wallpaper for the next 24 hrs in honour of the Great Spade.

But I'm a little concerned about your safety tho. Cos this right here is a declaration of WAR on the Melvin Extremist Group. You had better be prepared bro. Trust me, they will come back at you with any and everything they got

I am done with the DS. I need to catch up and respond to posts in need of my attention.

Be right back shortly

Cleo's DS:

Says the mood in the house is lively and everyone is excited about the prsentation. Says she has learnt so much about her continent and challenges we face as a people. She feela the task has brought housemates closer. Says she's closest to eli, delish, melvin, bimp and bev.

Further said she's ready for her PSA. Biggie reminded her that her PSA wasn't ready as of yesterday. She confirms it is now ready. Declined to give Big brother a sneak preview into hwr PSA.

Says Ice in hip hop means jewelry (bling bling) and that she is the ice queen (queen of bling bling). Says african women should be strong and should stick together. Biggie wishes her and other women happy womens month. DS ends.

Next up is Eli

Tuso: Ha..I 4got abt dat boi..I brought it back cos I just realised how senseless n dumb u can be..u can't even take free advice...how dumb can u be?..u r only making ur situation worse cos anytym u cum back at me, I manifest ur stewpedity

You forgot about it but you had to bring it up. So are you not the real dumbo here? How possible is it to bring up something you've forgotten? Answer me you asssswipe

I missed bimps DS. Got back as he was rounding off. But I love his signature ending to his DS tho. He always ends his DS with One love, one blood, one africa.

ochongonoko: Sharing objects THAT ARE USED FOR PERSONAL BODY HYGIENE is not adviceable. Haven't you heard about people getting their OWN clippers to reduce the spread of AIDS?. Using a CONTAMINATED blade(razor blade or clipper blade) is a sure way of transmitting AIDS and some other diseases. You should google it up for more info. If it was the same blade, then it's wrong cuz you can never tell which housemates is infected. If nando can get STDs in the house, so can other HMs

Replace the acronym AIDS with HIV everywhere it appeared and this post would make more meaning

Feza:

Says they are ready for todays task. She feels grateful for the opportunoty to partake in the task cos of its political relevance. She has learnt that everybody has a voice and people should express themselves more. People should be willing to make a change. Said she's nervous about Sunday. Wishes to be in the finals. Hopes africa will save her cos she's played her game ok. She says she's a humble and God fearing person.

Made a shoutout to her family and also Oneal and also to her friends in TZ.

Next up is Bimp

Ice Queen Cleo spitting fire in the meantime.

Fezas DS up next

Angelo.

Recanted the incident that happened yestrday btw him and bev. He said bev offered him chicken that had fallen on the floor and he wasn't impressed.

Also said he doesn't really know Dellish that well. Feels elikem is alwaya thinking about competition. About the task, he feels he's learnt a lot about Afican Union. Says something about having a big plan for AU. Feels they will let africa down if they fail their task today.

Session ended a little while later

Tuso: Ha..I 4got abt dat boi..I brought it back cos I just realised how senseless n dumb u can be..u can't even take free advice...how dumb can u be?..u r only making ur situation worse cos anytym u cum back at me, I manifest ur stewpedity

Bla bla bla bla. Nothing new. Fork offf

Just watched Melvins diary session. At the end, he made a shoutout to his family and supporters in Naija but he didn't mention @safarigirls name o. He then asked that he hopes he's doing well. But maybe not as well as they would've loved but he hopes he's doing well all the same.

MY OPINION. Yeah right. You didn't do as well as I would have loved. You seem to have a good character but sadly, no be character I go chop. Na entertainment I go chop.

Next is Bev

Did I hear Biggie say 'Pastor Melvin, report to the diary room'




Whether or not he said so, next up is Melvin sha

Diary sessions in progress. Starting with Dellish. I am quite impressed with the way she handled bevs recent avoidance of her. Very mature and understanding of her.

She says she, melvin, cleo and eli are soo close that they follow one another around

Tuso: FYI..WEED GIVES ME MUCH MORE DAN KITTY..AM NOT DOWNPLAYING KITTY BUT AM ONLY SHOWING U A BETTER WAY..I NEVER SAID AM A DRINKER

And I bet eating sheet and drinking piss gives you more than pussssy and weed will ever give you combined

Na wa for Beverlys reading o. Just messed up

@All.

Its past one pm and still no diary sessions yet. Me wan go sleep o.

Abeg Beverly no sabi read men. See how she be messing the article up

Tuso: I knew u were Forked up de day u insulted my tribe cos I mentioned it here...look at how safagirl finished u last nyt...talking abt how senseless ur posts r...whatever u say I will match u boot 4 boot

Now I get it you hypocrite and vindictive murraforker. Daaaaaanm! Are you for real? You still digging up past beef between us that's like 5 weeks ago? And you are now requesting for your own of pound of flesh? Jeez you make me sick. Whatever happened to the clause moving on?

Excuse me folks. I need to go puke. This guy nauseates me. I mean still habouring a 5 week old beef?

@All,

@Sexy Fox, @Tiyazman are all aliases belonging to @god of music

Tuso: Being spiritual doesn't make u a pastor..spiritualism is different 4rm religion

Why didn't you tell the guys that nicknamed Oneal the above?

But you can preach it to me? You nasty hypocrite?

[quote author=C'est moi]it's usually around 1pm.stay glued to ur tv b4 then.say like 12.30pm.[/quote]Thanks so much. I'm very much on standby right now. Nepa struck tho but I am able to manoveur.

Tuso: Yeah I feel sorry 4 u..just look at ur signature..4 sum1 who says pussy is greater than power..mtcheeeeeew

What about your love for weeed and alchohol? You bloody hypocrite! I profess my love for pussy, you profess your love for weeed and alchohol and you feel you have the right to judge me?

Abeg fork off you bloody hypocrite! FYI, I don't smoke and I m not much of a drinker. I drink on about 3 occasiones a year

Tuso: A natural disorder is not a fork up on his part...one advice..I suggest u go into ghostmode 4 a while...u r becoming unpopular

To you it ain't but to me it is. You can shove the ghostmode advice up your assss cos I don't needvit. FYI, I'll be in your forking face till day 91. Choke on that

[quote author=god_of_music]KSLIB and Ochongnonko[/quote]That was funny