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[quote author=god_of_music]Melvin should stop hiding inside his shell and go tell Dillish how he feels about her already....MELISH would be a VERY good voting team i would be the CHAIRMAN![/quote]Pity, i can quote multiple posts at a time. but i went thru the archives and I brought this out. This was the origin of Mellish. And @Safarigirl responded with the post which i will quote next...

Mariarocks: Speaking of stargame, I never watched it but that DKB Slap went viral mehn. Oh boy I had to search that thing on youtube. LOL that guy is a fooooooollll . When he said "what do you want to see, your father's face" I fell off my chair. He was hilarious. I also saw on youtube the fight he had with one Mampi chick. LMFAOOOO that shiit had me rolling. "are you a motherfuccker, are you a father fuucker" "my diick is 7.5 inches long I will Bleep you in 30 seconds and you will get pregnant". LMFAO that was one of the funniest shiit I ever saw. The two of them... I was in awe mehn

DKD will go down in my history books as the most disgusting BB housemate ever. he was only fighting with the ladies and that fight with Zainab just sealed the contempt and disgust i always had for him because it is wrong to physically batter a chic on the one hand and cos he robbed me of mad funn and of a deserving winner on the other hand.

To prove that he was just a bloody coward, why the fork didnt he slap prezzo that night they had their altercation? But he was so quick to dish Zainab a hot slap.

THE AMAKA: Since this thread and house are dry, excuse my random ramblings...lol

I think if they continue to do this BBA ish in the future, they should scrap the "How Africa Voted" bit or modify it. Either just eliminate people without showing how Africa voted OR (a much better option) Show how Africa voted without the country's name attached to it. For example: If four people are up, then the results can read something like

Bimp: 6 country votes
Huddah: 4 country
Bolt: 3 country
Cleo: 2 country votes

Obviously the two with the lowest (Bolt & Cleo) will be evicted. No need mentioning which country voted for who.

I feel like the country thing just makes it more about region and indirectly divides people by causing tension outside the house. Then undeserving people are being saved while the good ones are going.

Just my two cents sha.

Nice. But I feel that will give much room for manipulation of votes by the accreditors and accusations of such by the viewers will be rife. How countries voted is needed for accountability. Its the viewers that are abusing its usefulness

spade: Blue film.

ROTFLMAO

Kslib: Oh,so you have noticed me well enough.. Thats very good..
Well,hitting the 1500 isnt something i was looking up to but its just a coded way of telling you that i wont tolerate any stuupid and senseless comment aimed towards me from a cretin like you..
If putting bitches like you in their right senses is what you call trouble making,then i'm at your service...
Next time when reading a post,make sure your brain isnt in sleep mode thats if you have one...
Shalom!!!

All this on top wetin? Guy tone it down abeg. She say she see smoke dey commot for melvin & Cleo ears. Na dat one con cause all dis?

Daaaamn! Can't wait for this BB sheet to be over with. I am fagged out

spade: By the way guys, check out Bimp's page LMAO!

Dem dey seriously blame the admin for the mess dem dey inside now.

They didn't vote Sulu, they didn't vote Cleo and they didn't vote Feza. Now the same Dillish wey dem vote last week don follow dem enter nomination list

Now they're seriously cursing and regretting the votes they gave Elikem

Who go vote dem now? Definitely not Zambia, Kenya or Tanzania
omo, kata-kata just dey happen for there

Are the ethiopians not the same people @safarigirl was painting as a role model in strategy a few weeks back?

Now see wetin strategy don cause dem. Na dem sabi sha.

Dannyxy: There has never been a top six,there will never be a top six,it will alway be top five...BIMP nd DILLISH ARE GOING TO BE BOOTED OUT...

So how many people made it to BB amplified finals?

Karen, Luclay, Wendull, Sharon O., Vina, hanni. Na five people be dat for your eye?

Seems the result will be close cos of the voting rule story IK told us before contacting the housemates

easyflex: Lol, I have liked several of your posts where u criticised melvin objectively and I have criticised melvin severally myself, his dress sense and other things.
But it doesn't come across so well when u keep telling us how much of a spade his incissors are.
I know u are objective whenever u choose to be, even if it is melvin or oneal that u are analysing/criticising.
So bro, feel free to express urself as u always do. Enjoy your sunday.

Shalom!!

Fair enough.

Shalom

skipofem: @C'est Moi,I see u babe, tnx 4 d mention,@fork addict ll say "pusssy sweet pass shayo" me thinks SLEEP sweet pass all

Pussssy sweet pass anytin. Nne forget. Pusssy sweet.

Yinkade: Any predictions for tonights eviction?

Na Feza dey waka na.


@Cest moi.

Thanks for being thotful enough to mention my name. I really appreciate it. There was no way I could have made it. No power, both batteries for my fones were flat and I no fit dey on gen dat kind time. I bind @ LUCIFER AND @Satan so tey. Na lie

easyflex: Now this is the objective and balanced fork addict I have always known on this thread. Whatever happened to that guy.
Nice and on point analysis.

Cos the post wasn't about Melvin shey? SMH

hiteelong: Melvin to me deserves a presidential welcome back to Nigeria...ao else can a person represent his father land in show lik dis!!!

Na only presidential welcome? Local government chairman welcome nko? Abegii.

geez prince: na paradise mel extremists dey go,u still fit join us it never late na.no be we say make dem evict dat guy wey get down syndrome na (lmao) y u dey quote me sef ?shey u be hater ni?

LMFAO.
Ok then, all of we go block for paradise be dat. Melvin extremists plus Melvin haters.

aodis: Oga mi! Am I justified for saying earlier dat Elikem doesn't mean good for Melvin!

Altho I no be your oga sha and ur post wasn't directed to me but permit me to say a few things about that arrogant & cowardly preak called Elikem.

I agree with you absolutely on that notion. Right from his first night, I heard him & Bolt discuss in pidgin that they will take out naija. His friendship with Melv in my opinion was forced. Cos as of the time both houses were merged, he lready being ostracised by the ruby housemates. And since Melv was a west african and cos he needed allies, he had no choice to be friends with him. His cowardice is due to the fact that he recognises mel and Bev as major competitions but he lacks the balls to nominate em and indirectly solicits the help of other housemates. I find that disgusting. He should have grown enuf balls to nominate them himself if he really wants to get rid of competition like how Bev did with Bassey.

Now to his arrogance. As far as the clown is concerened, they are all wasting their time in the house till day 91. BiGgie could just call off the show right now and give him the wad. He has already spent half of the money in advance. Buying golf for dillish etc etc. LMAO. I sincerely wish africa blesses him with a MUNYA moment. His demeanour anytime he is head of house is out of this world. A complete learner in BBA watching the show might think he is the president of south africa who just came to the house as a guest. Very loud, careless and rash talker.

Apologies to GH Kwame and other ghanaian folks on here but your rep just doesn't cut it for me.altho I have to give him some credit with the way he handled his love triangle sheet. But after that what next?


Abeg make una no vex for my epistle o. You guys know I don't normally write epistles.

Shalom

geez prince: (1) Mel's humility wl win him the 300k,feza and cleo just sold mel positively to africa,he's not cocky,he's humble and kind. (2) and they just described elikem as the typical nigerian man who they belive is arrogant and cocky,dis happened a couple of minutes after dilish strategized with elikem.and if mel win dem go say we do ojoro.mehnn if u re not listening to this conversation u re on a long thing. (3)mel is the chase abeg.and he's gonn win this and I'm gonn make sure he wins. (4)#haters can go to hell#

(1) Okay na. Make we dey see. Whether na by humble and kind. We go see

(2)Typical nigerian man is arrogant and cocky? Maybe sha.

(3) LMAO @ Melbore being the chase. Person nearly kill me with boredom, you dey call am the chase. The chase ko, the run ni

(4) We will go there right after his extremists find their way there.


@Lobeez. I don show. I was busy catching up. I just don't jump on the thread at random. I make sure I'm up to speed first.

Shalom

THE AMAKA: Don't mind him. You are free to state your opinion here. If others can give "not so nice" opinions about other housemates, you can give yours. Lol

Nice. That is only fair. You call other reps names, expect your rep to be called names also. But that name Melbore really sounds nice and befitting.

Still catching up and I have just 3 pages left. But I need to ask one question. Are we saying that @Sholay is the ONLY supporter Dillish has on nairaland? Where are all those clowns screaming Dellicious Dillish for weeks on end? Everybody is now formin 'I knew it' but we all know those that never fell for Dillish on here. Make una fear God o. Ehen

BizBloke: [color=#000033]Hahahaha. You dey see wetin I dey see?[/color]

@Stateofmind
Haba bro. No biggie na. We fight, we make up, we move on. No biggie

[quote author=oh-lala]You @safarigirl laughing at Mellish fan. Yawa don gas now you don draw body take abi. You are just as two-faced as Dilish *spits*[/quote]Thank you for this. She used to be a Mellish supporter in the past. There was a post of hers where she nominated @Sholay as the chairman of team mellish (nairaland branch) and she nominated herself as secretary or financial second, I can't remember clearly. I dissed the team saying mellish ko, gbellish ni. Only for her to come up laterr and deny she was ever a proponent of team melllish. If not for the huge volume of posts on this thread, I could have gone to dig it up but I don't have the time.

LMAO at how Dillish played naija. That is what you get when you chose character over entertainment. I have always preached one gospel since my first day on BB threads on NL and thqat is VOTE for ENTERTAINMENT. Forget strategy, forget regionality, forget character. Vote for the housemate that keeps you entertained the most. What a pity.

Tuso: I miss ma friend Fork addict

Really? Miss you too bro. Hwdy?

geez prince: Let's talk about being unpredictable,I can remember d week hakeem won head of house and other housemates had already conspired with him to put the nigerian reps up,unfortunately for hakkem he got evicted,dat same week mel was announced head of house,if y'all remember that both nando and bimp thought one of them had been swapped by mel only for them to find out that he didn't replace himself.mel wld ve been up for eviction that week cos bimp became head of house and was still dissapointed that mel saved selly over him.bimp could ve swapped mel but mel's decision shocked him.ve u all forgotten when mel was announced as the winner of the power of no task,once again bimp and nando were scared cos they thought he was going to exclude one of them from participating,I remember nando telling bimp that one of them has got to win the head of house task that week,meanwhile mel had already discussed with dilish and once again they were shocked when he gave it to dilish cos they thought it wl be one of them.maybe to us (viewers)he's predictable which I doubt, but he has been able to cause confusion amonst the housemates cos he keeps surprising them with his decisions. D pressure that cones with representing a big country like Nigeria is huge guys,let's be realistic,its a reality show and its a game,mel has played fair so far,I have also observed that we ve different views about entertainment(some find him boring,others find him entertaining)if we want to criticize let us @ least be real with our criticism.how else or wot else do we want from him?(he sleep,dem say he too sleep,he chop,he too like food,he leave himself for eviction,dem say shey na him holy pass.for those who re still digging for dirts to plant on mel,I wl say keep digging.elikem is a cool guy and should be congratulated and appreciated for being in the finals.let's stop comparing them,thereby forgeting why we are here(na startegies and updates I dey always find come no be fight and comparism)africa wl decide the winner whether we get there with 3 west African reps or not.make una forgive my epistle abeg..one mel,one teeth,one africa.#team mel#

Abeg o. Make una no vex say I dey quote 1910 matter. Iu am still catching up. But I had to really laff hard at the last sentence in this post I quoted.

One mel, one teeth, one africa

Yestrnight, Bev professed that she feels restrained by the no violence rule in the house and that makes her tolerate all sorts of bullsheet from certain housemates. That if they we're all in the outside world, she would have beaten them up. That she's a reputable fighter. She says she's got a rep for fighting in lagos. And even when the need arises, she could drive from Lagos to Ibadan to fight.

Sorry for the late reporting. I thot I will find it here but I didn't.

Then a few hours ago, she told Melvin that when they both return to Naija, they will both be each others handbag. That Melvin should not dare go out without calling her up. If he can not reach her, he should reach Denrele and Denrele will get to her. That anywhere they go together, they will be walking side by side. And that Melvin,s girlfriend will be walking behind them.( I had to laugh here). Melvin repeatedly responded with 'yes' all thru the convo.

Chineke, public holiday sweet o

Please when will they have the HOH task?


Btw, I am not comfortable with the new, lound and hyper Feza. Where was this personality of hers when Oneal was in the house?

safarigirl: @forkaddict
That was said in humour and I put a smiley in there to show it was a joke.
It's never that serious...if I meant it I'd have said it straight faced..u of all people should know that.

Alright then. My apologies for taking that too seriously.

safarigirl: .And besides I don't reply posts with insults like "b.itch" n d rest .

But you just responded to a post of mine asking me to go fork myself. What's the difference?

Not that I give a sheet tho. But there are some things I don't expect from certain people on here regardless of how divergent our views may be. I have known you from BB stargame thread. Only for you to pull such a stunt on me?

safarigirl: @forkaddict
(1)No be by force to comment on posts after the matter don die.

Incase your eyes no dey read well the height thing was me trying to determine how tall beverly was and I used the others as an example and picked melvin as case study.

(2)Kindly go bleep yourself and stop resurrecting dead posts from 1960.
Thank you

(3)As I await an "Oneal like" reply in 2hrs, while I get ready to do the moonwalk.

(1) Ha ha ha ha ha ha. Very funny girl. After I don expose your nyansh finish. So the matter is now dead right? I know you have secretly checked beverly, Nando, Bimp and Ik's heights secretly and you are soooo ashamed of yourself to confess to the world how you made a fool of yourself publicly. Ha ha hha. FYI. I awiat that public confession, otherwise I will find out their heights and come back to announce it. I just feel it will be an honorable thing for you to do that yourself. Moral of my story hasn't changed. NO BE BY FORCE TO DEY POST ALL THE TIME. Also, VERIFY WHATEVER YOU WANNA POST BEFORE YOU DO SO.

You too dey misyarn for this thread and I will maximise any opportunity to prove that.

(2) Naaah. You don't need this.

(3) Feel free to do whatever kind of walk you desire, so long as you own up to the fact that you forked up. You talk so much sheet and you have only gotten away thus far cos you never talk on verifiable info. Cos if you do, trust me to always tear it apart. This incident is proof. You are perfect on the timeline tho. My response is comin in about 2hrs later.

You don check their heights secretly see say you don fork up, you wan con cover am up. Lai lai. E no go happen

lindsay: Melvin too slow men. He is a nice guy but im mumu and ignoramous tendencies too much. E be like say im brain dey switch off at certain times if not most times sef.

LMFAO.

safarigirl: You're welcome.

But wait ooo
About this age ish..I thought in the audition advert they said you have to be 21 before the audition date. I remember a friend wanted to go but she was still 20 as at then but turned 21 in june.
Is that it's not a strict rule? Or maybe Bev reduced her age for the modelling agency.

Denrele's handiwork

safarigirl: Ok..
I just googled it, Melvin is 6'1
@least I was close.
I can't find bev's height tho, but I saw her date of birth..according to that date beverly is 20 years old and will turn 21 in september.

I wonder how true this is because her D.O.B is 27 september 1992.

PleAse google IK, Nando and Bimps height. Don't check up Melvin alone.

Pls do that and let me sit back and watch you expose your nyansh by yourself. I'm waiting for the outcome pls.

Moral of my story: (1) No be by force to dey post all the time (2) even when you have to post, get your facts right before you do so.

SHALOM

safarigirl: Yes oga..if you don't know that I.k is over 6'4 sorry

Yeeeeeeeparipa!!!!
This girl go killi me here today.

IK? Over 6”4??LMAO

safarigirl: Nooo
She's almost as tall as Melvin, bimp, nando n hakeem. Those guys are over 6"2
Just compare her height with theirs. I once thought she wasn't so tall until someone brought it to my notice

What tha fork! Bimp and nando at over 6”2? Nando is only a little taller than a midget. Is that the guy that is 6 ft plus? Nando and Bimp are of average height. Pele. No be by force to dey post all the time. No be by force at all.