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TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by forkadict(m): 11:31am On Aug 08, 2013
Dannyxy: u are likening "me" to "boko haram" nw...u jst too funny,look at who is talking about tolerance level,u always complain about every single thing melvin does or didn't do,so tell me nw who is mre tolerant btw us?if u want me to buzz off,buzz off melvin's case too
So cos I'm always complaining about Melvin makes me intolerant. But the attacks thrown at me by your likes anytime I do so is tolerance right?

Ok then you are very much welcome to be on my case cos I'm not getting of Melvin's case anytime soon.
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by forkadict(m): 11:26am On Aug 08, 2013
sexytabhi: Good morning pals,I greet everyday and no one responds,why?
Good morning sis. Pls forgive the non response to your greetings. Its your profile pix that gets me carried away that I forget to return your greetings
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by forkadict(m): 10:33am On Aug 08, 2013
But na wa o. The way Dellishes mouth shifts to one side whenever she talks amuses me. I just hope that is not the way it shifts to one side anytime she's licking lolli pop. Particularly those XXL, 10 inch lolli pop sweets. Her teeth go bite the lolli pop anyhow
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by forkadict(m): 10:07am On Aug 08, 2013
dmalam: CONTINUE UR TIN JARE, U R DOIN WELL BRO!!

BUT NO ALLOW EM KNW U IN PERSON OO, COS D STONE WEY DEY GO USE STONE U GO BIG PASS D ONE WEY PPL GO USE FR BEVRLY
Thanks bro. But o boy na true yarns be dat o.

****Fork Addict, seriously gives some thot to this possibilty****
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by forkadict(m): 8:47am On Aug 08, 2013
Dannyxy: the way he brushes is now a problem again?,i don talk am b4,u supposed b comedian...this one wey u no go work pesin no hear word 4 this thread today,i am waiting for u fault the way he "baths"
This guy, with your level of intolerance, you aren't different from Boko Haramists.

Haven't people complained about how Angelo eats? It sounded nice on those occasions right? But I complain about how Pastor Melvin brushes his XXXL teeth and it becomes a problem.

Please buzz off man
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by forkadict(m): 8:25am On Aug 08, 2013
[quote author=♛AndrERush♛]No particular time. You might need to stick around your tv from about 12 or so through 3pm.[/quote]Thanks bro
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by forkadict(m): 8:17am On Aug 08, 2013
Omo men, see as Pastor Melvin dey brush hin teeth. Too much effort.. .

Oh I forgot. I now know why he is brushing that way...
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by forkadict(m): 8:10am On Aug 08, 2013
Dannyxy: it's obvious @fork addict has being cracking his brain in nd out trying to look 4 something to fault melvin with nd make we his fans get annoyed,bt it seems he can find anything,so he has decided to start writting jokes,that his post is a joke nd u should jst laugh it off...dn't get worked up over silly post such as that...same 2 my other melvin fans
The guy dey read bible wella. And he's always preaching about destiny. Based on these reasons, I decided to call him a pastor. My reasons for calling him a pastor DO NOT have to be the same with the reasons people had for calling oneal a pastor. Get it?


In other news, Pastor Melvin and other housemates are fooling around with biggies fishes
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by forkadict(m): 8:03am On Aug 08, 2013
Tuso: Dats becos he always like 2 say negative things abt pple...I don'f feel sorry 4 him..he is not being real
Lol. Like I need you to feel sorry for me? Seriously dude?

Please if we have any psychiatrist in the house (it doesn't matter if you are competent or not), this guy is in urgent need of a psychiatric evaluation. He is hallucinating...
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by forkadict(m): 7:54am On Aug 08, 2013
Tuso: No wonder they r saying ur posts r dumb n disappointing...how can u wait just 2 laff at sum1's sleeping disorder..*smh*...ur posts r dumb indeed
And your posts are the most intelligent on here right? You know the deal right? I got beef with Melvins game and his extremists on nairaland. So any fork ups on his part is fair game for me. So Mr Wisest, can you just get that straight into your thick skull?
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by forkadict(m): 7:37am On Aug 08, 2013
Yep. Barka da sallah to our muslim readers and analysts. May we celebrate many more sallahs in good health Insha Allah.

Please around what time should I look out for the diary sessions? Nigerian time please. Don't wanna miss it for anything particularly that of Pastor Melvin
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by forkadict(m): 7:35am On Aug 08, 2013
wild child: as in!!! i just love his replies,the guy no send anyone of them,i go like meet am sef but i dey fear grin grin
Lol. Why you dey fear? I no be monster na. Actually, I intending meeting a few posters on this thread one on one before the end of the year sha. But you know how paranoid some Nairalanders can be. Particularly the female folks. But the first and perhaps the only requirement is for the Nairalander to be resident in Lagos. Anywhere in Lag will do. Please watch out for my PM guys
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by forkadict(m): 11:52pm On Aug 07, 2013
safarigirl: @forkaddict

I wasn't the one that came here and wrote on the similarities between Melvin and Oneal. You did!

I only tried to show you how senseless that post was.

If you like you can call him "pastor melvin" or "saint melvin", no one is stopping you. My own is that you should stop coming here with your analysis without even knowing the reason behind anything.

In order for you to judge the housemates you must watch the show.

You don't even watch, all your updates are from NL..yet u come here to argue about things you don't know 1st hand. Or do u think the daily highlights covers the whole show for a day?
Good. And I choose to refer to him as Pastor Melvin for the reasons previously stated. And you say you got no prob with that?

Well let me tell you this upfront. I don't need to watch the show 2-4 before I can comment on it. I watch the highlights and I'll make do with that.
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by forkadict(m): 11:38pm On Aug 07, 2013
Oh I forgot. @ tosinpucci,

Shalom. (E be like say na wetin dey reign be dat now)
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by forkadict(m): 11:35pm On Aug 07, 2013
tosincci: I wont stoop to ur level. Howeva come ova to luth where i work. I use 2 ifones and 2 bbs. I ll give u one each.

Takia
So na d toilet wey you dey clean for luth you dey take brag for here? LOL

SMH @ 'I use 2 ifones and 2 bbs' What a child.

Ogbeni, abeg fork off jor
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by forkadict(m): 11:28pm On Aug 07, 2013
safarigirl: (1)But sometimes your posts seem dumb (no offense).

(2)Are you trying to say that whoever reads the bible and believes in destiny is a pastor?

(3)It's like I'm listening to a kid speak really!
(1) The feeling is mutial actually

(2) Are you trying to say that whoever reads the bible and tells other people to avoid worldly things is a pastor? You gave your reasons why you nicknamed Oneal a pastor and I also gave mine why I nicknamed Melvin a pastorr too and you are getting worked up. So tey you gbagaun anyhow in your last post before this.

(3) Again, the feeling is mutual.


In other news, I should be sleeping by now but I am standing by in case Pastor Melvin manifests his sleeping disorders this night. So I go fit take am laff well well. Thank God say work no dey tomorrow
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by forkadict(m): 11:17pm On Aug 07, 2013
tosincci: Ok i really dont like commenting much on ppls posts and other controversies etc etc

But can fork addict or wateva d name is just STFU. Mehn. Are u a teenager or smtin. Wow.
Attack me hweva u like but honestly, u v ur right to post whateva but must u b persistently annoying because u v internet data. Pls. Haba. Smtimes i read ur comment and i just wanna delete my NL acct. gosh

Mehn u need to calm down. And grow up too
If you are reasonable at all and if you are grown as you would like us to believe, whenever you have a prob with any post of mine, you quote it and argue out your different views.

But you just commot from bush, steal one chinco fone wey fit browse, con start to dey type nonsense, and you expect me to take you seriously? LOL. Mtscheeeeeeeeeeew!
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by forkadict(m): 11:09pm On Aug 07, 2013
safarigirl: It's so Obvious u don't watch this show. Or maybe this is a desperate attempt to make your point heard.

FYI, ALL the housemates read the housemates read the bible.

And Oneal got the title "pastor Oneal" not because he reads the bible. He got it because he was always pretending with his holier than thou attitude and condemning the other housemates for not being Godly. And he was always preaching to feza about how she should abandon worldly things e.t.c

Have you seen Melvin do any of this?
LMAO. All this para sake of say I call melvin Pastor? LOL. You para so tey, check your second paragraph. LOL

Anyways, Melvin doesn't preach about worldly things but of course he preches that whoever wins the show is destined by God to win. I don hear am before with my 2 korokoro ears ni.

So for someone that preaches endlessly about destiny, coupled with the fact that he reads his bible steady, you think honoring him with a pastorial title is out of place?

Now to Updates: I thot all the housemates were asleep but I just saw Bimps eyes were opened. He looks deep on thot. Paranoia tinzz. All other housemates are asleep inxluding Pastor Melvin
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by forkadict(m): 10:55pm On Aug 07, 2013
safarigirl: Thank God it wasn't me that posted the Elikem gist.

My head would have been cut off by now.
LMFAO
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by forkadict(m): 10:53pm On Aug 07, 2013
Something just struck my mind.

When Oneal was still in the house, many folks on here used to adress him as Pastor Oneal cos of how often he reads the bible. Melvin also reads the bible almost as frequently as oneal but he has never been referred to as Pastor Melvin.

Updates: Nothing much is happening in the house. All housemates are asleep including Pastor Melvin
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by forkadict(m): 3:57pm On Aug 07, 2013
dmalam: YEA SURE, IM SERVIN IN A HSPITAL (@ d hiv centre called ICAP)....DT STIGMATIZATION TIN IS REAL, IF U C EM U WL PITY EM, D LADIES COME WITH FACES COVERD IN VEIL, EVEN WEN THY KWALECT D ANTI-RETROVIRAL DRUGS THY EMPTY IT INTO A BLACK POLYTHENE BAG AND THROW AWAY D CONTAINER OL TO AVOID BN NOTICED

THE MEN DOWN HERE IN THE NORTH TRAVEL TO FARAWAY STATE EVRYMNTH TO KWALECT THR DRUGS TO AVOID BN SEEN BY FAMILIER FACES...............SM CAN BE WICKD ENUF TO HIDE IT FRM THR WIVES, OL U WILL SEE IS D WOMEN DYIN.....

IT PAINS ME TO MY MARROW SEEIN HW WOMEN ARE REGARDED IN D NORTH (dnt knw much abt south)...MAJORITY ARE NOT EMPOWERED AND DNT HV D CHICKEN CHANGE TO VISIT HSPITALS (talkin abt transprt money oo) AND SOME MUST SEEK D PERMISSION OF THR HUSBND BFR COMIN TO SEEK CARE IN D HSPITAL...

IV SEEN A MAN DT DIVORCED HIS WIFE ON D HSPITAL BED OL BCS SHE WS FOUND TO BE plus 1, WHILE HE HIMSEF KNWS HE IS POSITIV SINCE LIKE 3YRS AGO AND ON MEDICATION IN ANODA TWN..........

(frgiv d lng story ol im sayin is dt we talkin abt stigmatization are d same ppl perpetuatin it, and men shld learn to carry thr wives alng wen seekin hlth care)
Bobz, I'm saddened by this. i never knew it was this bad. I knew it was bad yeah? But i never knew it was this bad
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by forkadict(m): 3:21pm On Aug 07, 2013
vianny18: Melvin never said he doesn't know if HIV treatment was free or not,he was washing plates when the convo was going on..the people discussing it were beverly,cleo,dillish and elikem.cleo and dillish said it was free in there countries then bev and elikem said they don't know if the treatment is free or not in there countries.Expect there is a particular convo where he said otherwise,but the one i watched he wasn't part of.
@State of Mind,

Can you please treat the above?

Thanks a bunch
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by forkadict(m): 3:19pm On Aug 07, 2013
dmalam: UR ANALYSIS IS ON POINT.....BUT WE ARE FORGETTIN OUR CORE PRBLM, CORRUPTION

FUNDS MEANT FOR HIV PROGRAMME ARE DIVERTED BY FELO NAJERIANS......EVEN D DRUGS,D PROTECTIV DEVICES WEN SUPPLIED ARE DIVERTED BY D WORKERS FOR SELL OUTSIDE D HSPITAL,,,,,
Yes. I agree with you. But the fact is, you walk into most government hospitals, you get tested free and if your status is positive, then you are counselled and given medication for free.

This reminds me of my first attempt to get tested back in 2007. I visited the general hospital on Broad street, Lagos. I was so scared and i was looking out for the tiniest excuse to call off the test and that included any form of payment. So when i got there, i was like how much did it cost to get tested and i was shocked when the nurse responded that it was free. See as i weak. Despite that, i still run commot o.
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by forkadict(m): 2:52pm On Aug 07, 2013
justloveme: its so sad dat adult like bev and mel dont know about effort govt is putting on HIV /aids am a health professional and alot of sensitization have always and still going on on dis issue including infant/ maternal mortality.what about NACA havent dey heard about it.even on tv dey campaign alot on dis virus.pls i wont take any excuses from dier ignorance.
Dont mind those bloody ignoramuses. Particularly that Melvin guy. With all his Masters degree. Na real wa for am.

IMO and i stand to be corrected since I aint a health care practitioner, the only area naija as a society needs to battle regarding HIV is the stigmatisation. We still have a long long way to go in that aspect. But anything else from testing of patients, to public sensitisation, to management of HIV, naija dey try.
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by forkadict(m): 2:20pm On Aug 07, 2013
safarigirl: Here we go with the "feminism" speech again.
I called it bev's tape because she's my rep and my priority.
What's my biz with Angelo. The only reason I wasted my mb downloading it is becos bev was in it. If it were angelo and someone else I wouldn't give a hoot.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but you mentioned in the past that ou dont watch porn. So why are you downloading Bengelo's sex clip? and from the way you sound, you have watched it too.
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by forkadict(m): 2:15pm On Aug 07, 2013
StateOfMind: Exactly, I don't like the way bev generalizes when making her points. I cant blame melvin for not knowing treatment is free, he probably doesn't have\know people with hiv to know if treatment is free or not. I also don't either.
I can forgive you for not knowing that HIV treatment is free but as for Melvin, lai lai.

Is it that he has never been tested? Cos if he has, he should know better because irrespective of your status, there will be a small counselling session. If negative, you will be told to always practise safe sex, and that you should endeavour to come back in 6 months for a re-test bla bla bla and if positive, you will be advised that it aint the end of the world and told to commence your anti retroviral edication ASAP. Even if he has never been tested, doesnt he listen to jingles on the radio and tv? Countless adverts abound in both the electronic and print media by Society for family health and other bodies saddled with the responsibility of battling HIV in naija.Like the saying goes, IGNORANCE IS NO EXCUSE. Its even worse for a sexually active Nigerian not to know this and we all know the status of his sexual activity. IN MY OPINION, that is a very reckless and irresponsible statement to make on a forum as huge as BB.

Maybe he thinks officials of the federal ministry of health go to work only to eat like he is doing in BB. HIV is a massive issue worldwide and for anyone, an adult at that to think naija is treating it with kid gloves just speaks volumes of the person's ignorance or non challant attitude. Com'on man.
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by forkadict(m): 12:51pm On Aug 07, 2013
safarigirl: I'm sorry, Nigerian or not, I think Melvin deserves that money and if he wins I'll be very glad.
Yes he deserves to win. If the criterion is how much food one can consume within a short span. In fact him only should come first, second and third. Then Angelo will come fourth.
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by forkadict(m): 12:45pm On Aug 07, 2013
[quote author=ella.b]The way melvin was eating was so funny.Bros no even smile.[/quote]Na real wa for the guy sha. Whether na food he find go BBA or na USD300K, i no even understand.
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by forkadict(m): 11:37am On Aug 07, 2013
I still cant believe that tomorrow being a public holiday will enable me watch diary sessions and the task presentation first hand.

I feel Big Bro from next season forward, should consider rescheduling the task presenation to saturdays to avail the working class the opportunity to cash in on the fun too. One could imagine how left out i felt last week during the task presentation when you guys kept posting updates, commending the housemates particularly Beverly's acting. I had to watch it on the highlight and i wasnt happy. It felt like IK showing me a pirated copy of the version you guys watched first hand.
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by forkadict(m): 10:36am On Aug 07, 2013
maingwaest: This one that Feza is requesting for nd singing naija songs this morning to even praising artist ranging from omawumi to p2,flavour,wizzy nd even demanding collabo wit wizzy nd omawumi , I no understand o. Na voting plea? Cos I thot they never liked west africa so where is this coming from. Too late feza we no u more than u tink.
What? Feza? Doesnt she know that by doing so, shes disrespecting oneal?
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by forkadict(m): 10:55pm On Aug 06, 2013
Cleo and elikem about to sleep. Elikem alredy in bed and cleo is changing into her nighties.

Me sef wan go sleep abeg
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by forkadict(m): 10:51pm On Aug 06, 2013
Notin sey happen for d house. Cleo just went to ease herself (how I wish I could give a helping hand) elikem dey wash hin hands

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