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TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by forkadict(m): 9:51am On Aug 06, 2013
THE AMAKA: After reading all over Facebook earlier, I've realized that A LOT of Nigerians are frustrated with their lives, so they use BBA to vent out their frustrations. I couldn't imagine all the venom i saw Nigerians spewing at Beverly for swapping Dillish. Its either they're brain dead or they don't understand the dynamics of the show. Who would Bev have swapped? Herself, Melvin (country mate), Angelo (Boyfriend), or Elikem (West Africa)?
And to think it was other Africans i saw trying to subdue the angry Nigerians. I guess for them Dillish is the best thing since sliced bread, their prodigal child, or shall i say future in-law. Lmao.
Either way, at this point, I feel anything she does, people will find one way or another to complain. SMH.
Very true. Altho bev has her flaws and everyone knows that but crucifying her at the slightest opportunity even when she does nothing wrong is just disgusting. And the way nigerians celebrate HYPOCRISY isnt helping matters.
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by forkadict(m): 9:38am On Aug 06, 2013
Dannyxy: "Matter to be discussed"...{1}those in charge of "epistles" will be told when to begin...{2}those in charge of "bickering" will briefed on how to go about it...{3}those in charge of "argument" will also be briefed also...{4}nd also lastly...those in charged of "update" will be given the neccesary things to start immediately!signed secetary#vision 1111# i will now mention the comittee members...wait 4 it
Nice one
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by forkadict(m): 9:36am On Aug 06, 2013
Lobeez: (1)@fork adict, enough of this your rant about Melvin; the meaning of entertainment as far as BBA is concerned is subjective.
Its all a game and it is beyond just being 'entertaining'.
For me, I wouldn't wanna say any HM is more entertaining than the other because I believe the game appeals to different people in different ways.

(2)For example, if you brought the best stand up comedian from UK to a Lasgidi stage, he would struggle to pull a grin from 5% of the audience same thing if you took basket mouth or bovi to a foreign audience.
In my opinion, melvin may not be my best HM but the dude has had a very consistent personality and it appeals to so many people even outside Nigeria.
(3)He is playing his game very well and have stayed away from the crosshairs of his fellow HM's same with Angelo and Beverly; That my dear is game plan.

(4)For someone like me who interacts with a business like environment, their startegies speak to me.
Last week, I attended a training on 'Strategic Management' conducted by Phillips Consulting and believe me, winning is all about strategies and for that I'm giving it to Melvin, Angelo and Beverly... These trio speak to me and I have started using similar strategies in my business environment. If the trio were all salesmen, then they have suceeded in selling their personalities to the HM's.

I'm sorry but that's how I view BBA just to let you know that we all are looking out for different things.

Br
I can see a prospective recruit of the Melvin Extremist Group on here.

(1) When you guys consistently tore Oneal apart on here, it made sense to yall. But whenever i criticise melvin's game, it becomes a rant. You think you guys on here didnt bore me to death singing Oneal this, Oneal that, Oneal this that practically every minute?

(2) I really do not get your point here as it pertains to BBA. But i have watched other comedians from other parts of the world and i have been impressed. Now if you watched the Africa Magic Viewers choice Awards that held earlier this year, the best comedian of that night wasnt even a Nigerian. He came from the UK. (iam not suggesting he's britico) but hes most def not a Nigerian. And the guy literally brought the house down. So again, i dont get your point.

(3)alright then. thats why i suggested we have 28 pastors and reverend fathers/sisters in the house next season so they all will stay away from the cross hairs of their fellow housemates as you put it. then we will see how GAME that is.

(4) You sounded like the training you attended was organised by MELVIN CONSULTING and not PHILLIPS CONSULTING. LMAO if you are applying melvin, Beverlys and Angelos strategy in your line of business. I dont care what that line of business is, its a very big joke in my opinion.

SHALOM. (E be like say na wetin dey reign now be dis)
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by forkadict(m): 9:13am On Aug 06, 2013
njokusboy: Freak ass.eE nigga
Smh
You sef dey shake head, shake am well weeeeel.

That will not change the fact that if melvin wins cos of his goooooooooood heart, i will love to see 24 or 28 pastors in the big bro house next year simple.
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by forkadict(m): 9:04am On Aug 06, 2013
[quote author=ella.b]smh[/quote]Abeg shake am well weeeeell.

In other news, just 23 more footsteps to Jerusalem.
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by forkadict(m): 7:38am On Aug 06, 2013
I just laugh, anytime people want to sell Melvins game to viewers and they be like 'He has a gooooooooood heart'.

If the guy wins on this premise, then it means Africa loves to see people with good hearts . So I'll advise DSTV to audition pastors and reverend fathers strictly for next years edition. Shey una wan see good hearts abi, una go see good heart tire na. Let us see how intresting the show will be
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by forkadict(m): 7:44pm On Aug 05, 2013
And folks, we are 21 pages away from Jerusalem
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by forkadict(m): 7:41pm On Aug 05, 2013
Seriously speaking, Elikem is the most paranoid housemate. What tha fork!

What's the big deal if you were up again for forks sake?
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by forkadict(m): 4:26pm On Aug 05, 2013
[quote author=*Semuhle*Baby*]Lol Angelo is my friend and a very good friend to my brother. They schooled together i know Angelo very well. Let me just say this is not the first time he but it seems people want sugar coating and not the truth. So guys blv whatever makes you feel better. I tell this how it is, i dnt beat around the bush. Even his family are not happy about the whole thing.[/quote]Let me give you the benefit of the doubt and take all you have said as truth.

Angelo on the first day of the show, right on the stage proclaimed to the world that he is NOT a one woman man. That life is too short and too sweet to stick to one woman. That proclamation coming from angelo means that he's got massive issues with commitment. This explains why he is still single at 37 years of age. I wonder if he isnt even older cos he looks sixty to me.

Anyways, as far as i'm concerned, neither Candice nor Beverly can claim ownership of Angelo. The situation will be much worse if he emerges Africa's annointed one.
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by forkadict(m): 10:52am On Aug 05, 2013
ochongonoko: whether its for friendship or WA connection, beverly will replace dillish not elikem..watch and see. I'm not 100% sure but i have this gut feeling that beverly will replace dillish and not elikem. My fear is that if she replaces dillish and she survives, dillish will be develope a hidden grudge for her.. Cos she have never nominated her for once
If anything, Bev is quite unpredictable. She may put Elikem up.
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by forkadict(m): 10:47am On Aug 05, 2013
nkwako: What time is ice prince cummin
What time is Ice Prince CUM.MING or what time is Ice prince COMING? There is a world of difference between the 2 questions.

I love one more than the other....
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by forkadict(m): 10:45am On Aug 05, 2013
Belovedd: we having a top six dis year according to biggie. no eviction next week so, two r leaving on Sunday.
At dis stage, I think dillish will win cos I see CLEO and feza leaving. Zambia might go to dillish as well as Kenya, Uganda, plus her namibia. not sure who will get Malawi but if dillish gets it she's won.
Melvin can only boast of Nig, SL and ROA since Elikem is making it to d finals.
I think at this point Nig should vote for CLEO. Dillish would be saved and her country can't reciprocate cos dillish would make d finals.
If there wont be an eviction next week, then Biggie is only proving to the world how foolish he is.

It makes more sense to evict one housemate this week and another next week than for him to evict 2 this week and then tell us there will be no eviction next week. Furthermore, if he knew he wouldnt evict on one of the weeks why then did he force housemates to nominate one another the second day in the house when they barely knew one another and then force africa to evict the following sunday when africa hadnt even gotten to know the housemates well enough?
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by forkadict(m): 10:01am On Aug 05, 2013
Eze Promoe: [color=crimson]Big Brother no be the one dem dey show for AIT grin[/color]
AIT ko, ZQN ni.

Oga abeg, siddon make you observe wetin dey go on first. after you observe finish, make you con start to dey post.
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by forkadict(m): 11:29pm On Aug 04, 2013
safarigirl: Funny..after doing 10,000 permutations..I learnt something
If Melvin will win..he'll win..
WITH or WITHOUT Gh vote.
So Elikem can even stay till day 92.
None of you will stop me from speaking up sha..
Thank God say you know say all those your permutations say you uppose put am inside your pocket.

Imagine Bimp that took Sulu to the slaughterhouse just last week was voted for by the same Zambia? Beside Naija didn't vote for Feza kankan.

Moral of the story, just do your sheet and leave the rest. What will be will be. Whoever will qin will win
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by forkadict(m): 7:53pm On Aug 04, 2013
Next up. How Africa voted please...
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by forkadict(m): 7:52pm On Aug 04, 2013
Cleo was so glad Bimp was saved. That hug got me jealous
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by forkadict(m): 7:49pm On Aug 04, 2013
But Oneal tall sha o. He's almost as tall as IK. If not taller
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by forkadict(m): 7:47pm On Aug 04, 2013
Pheeew! Thank God Oneal is out. Never wanted africa to give him the pleasure of getting to the finals. He would have ascribed such a feat to his intelligence and schemes.

At least, I can say thank you africa just this once.
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by forkadict(m): 7:10pm On Aug 04, 2013
Josydaky: I left this page at page 1142, only to come back and see 1147
Men, you scared me there. I am on red alert to aatack page 1111. Only for me to find that you are on pg 1142? Abeg o
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by forkadict(m): 4:54pm On Aug 04, 2013
Josydaky: Infact I don vex i dey go twitter now.
You sure say you fit survive twitter?

By the way, which kind thread be dis? I catch una for page 1034. And I went to take a nap. Woke up to see you guys on page 1041. Na wa o.
Make una no kill person o
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by forkadict(m): 1:31am On Aug 04, 2013
Pls guys, Sadly, I missed bengelo XXXXXXX action yesternite. Pls I am standing by tonight for Part 2 . Abeg if anybody see anytin, Abeg just holla me for here.

I no dey slip dis night o
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by forkadict(m): 1:11am On Aug 04, 2013
click2cbn: Kai! Dis Melvin laff sha!! If am annoyed n someone laughs at me like dat, i go LLOYD am oh
LMAO
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by forkadict(m): 1:00am On Aug 04, 2013
chrisdestiny: Wats mel thinkin bout kwahuh Pls dnt ask biggie 4 voluntary exit ooo!!!
But don't you think that will be better for africa?
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by forkadict(m): 12:55am On Aug 04, 2013
Close to 15 minutes now, na brother Melvin biggie just sey show me. No be say the guy dey do better tin o. But biggie still dey show am to me. Na wa o. Big Brother NA WA O
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by forkadict(m): 1:43pm On Aug 03, 2013
ochongonoko: Funny chaps we've got on here grin. Fork addcit will rush and download this clip first thing tomorrow morning grin
Dat one na lie. I never even see am sef. I wan coooool down watch am ni. I no wan rush at all. I wan catch up with the thread first.

But I love BB the run. 5 different sex clips in only one edition of the show. This is the best BBA ever!!!!!!
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by forkadict(m): 12:05pm On Aug 03, 2013
In fact, I still wan show mysef. Page 1000 no be beans
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by forkadict(m): 12:03pm On Aug 03, 2013
Thank God say my name appear for page 1000.

No be say I get better tin to yarn o. I just wan appear again for pg 1000 ni o
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by forkadict(m): 12:00pm On Aug 03, 2013
On behalf of Goodluck Jonathan, I Fork Addict, aspiring president for Year 2027 hereby welcome yall to the One thousandth page!

Hip hip hip
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by forkadict(m): 10:49am On Aug 03, 2013
Fork Addict puts a call thru to the Lady chaiirman, Melvin Extremist Group (hereinafter referred to simply as LCMEG).

Fork Addict: Hello Madam
LCMEG: Hello Fork
Fork Addict: There is an overzealous thug who desperately wishes to join your group but went about it the wrong way by attacking me. I then referred him to you. His name is Kingsley g.ay
Has he by any means contacted you?
LCMEG: No fork Addict
Fork Addict: And why hasn't he?
LCMEG: I got no clue. Maybe as his name suggests, he is having his assssss dogggied by a fellow homo like him.
Fork Addict: Alright then. Whenever he's done and he contacts you, don't hesitate to contact me informing me of his registration please.
LCMEG: Alright fork.
Fork Addict: Alright then. Bye for now.

****Fork Addict terminates call****
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by forkadict(m): 6:26am On Aug 03, 2013
IyawoTM: I guess no 1 was watching when Bev was gisting Angelo about one guy that was always trying to buy her with stuff, tot I would get the full gist here cry, last nite too Bev and Angelo had a tiff whereby Bev said she could sleep with any guy/artiste and move on, and Angelo was talking about how dat diminishes her. Hubby was d one telling me, I tot I would get the gist here again I was disappointed. Nawa o
I see am for highlight show actually. But I can't be reporting an event that happened 24 hrs ago as update na.
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by forkadict(m): 1:05pm On Aug 02, 2013
safarigirl: no be the same 5 wey Angelo get wey Melvin get? It's ROA and Angola that voted em both that made them have 5, as it is, any votes coming to Dill isn't uncertain due to previous voting patterns, but ROA will most likely move to Melvin, Angola too by virtue of voting patterns.


Anyway, in other news, I just voted Feza again, I plan to vote at least twenty times by the time voting is over and I'm past the half-way mark, hoping it counts grin
In other words we are saying the same thing that Angelo is stronger than Dellish. The uncertainty of the countries that will vote for her only worsens the matter
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by forkadict(m): 12:35pm On Aug 02, 2013
safarigirl: @dominique
I'll agree with u on this one.
People see dillish as someone who's not competitition.
Not knowing she's the biggest competition.
Btw...
I used to think Nigerians were smart. But seems even ethiopians are smarter. While they strategise we remain sentimental.
Even the Namibians have started posting rubbish on twitter about Melvin..I was even suspended 4rm twitter after attacking 1.
But majority of Namibians still like him. And Majority of Nigerians still like dillish.
But as the final week approaches na all man for himself.
If Ethiopians like, make dem strategise from here reach Pluto, Bimp no go win lai lai. Forget wendell matter o, dis one, we go SCATTER am ni. We go attack DSTV integrity publicly ni. And if you are in the corporate world, you will appreciate how much damage that can cause any responsible corporate body.

Then you underestimate Angelo. Forgetting that Angelo secured more countries than she did when they were both up with a few other housemates. Also forgetting that Namibia no be confirmed SADC like that. As far as i'm concerned, nothing has changed. Dellish aint got nothing on Angelo.

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