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TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by forkadict(m): 11:15am On Aug 02, 2013
miss sparkle: Omo you guys need to #bbathechase beverly. People r seriously famzing beverly..lool.. Even those dat called hera prostitute b4 o.. LMAOOO...beverly is seriously trending. grin grin grin
I imagine the feeling. People who used to diss you now sucking up to you and volunteering to gladly lick your asssss.

Such a wonderful feeling.
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by forkadict(m): 10:38am On Aug 02, 2013
Handy Manny: @THE AMAKA will be popping Champagne now, or is it too early to drink in Ame?
Yeah i forgot @the amaka too.

They both will be feeling so cool.

Even if she gets to the finals and doesnt win. I'll be cool. The level of anatagonism against her by nigerians was a bit too much. not that i'm completely innocent of this tho.

That is my true definition of AGAINST ALL ODDS
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by forkadict(m): 10:35am On Aug 02, 2013
pinky lips: Beverly cruises into the finals.......dis dillish no even try win hoh for once,na wa o
Wetin dat one fit do? Lazy bone. clean she no fit clean. win HOH, she no fit. na to dey form okpeke all over the house she sabi.

Thank God say she fine. Wetin i for don take her eye see for this thread ehn?
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by forkadict(m): 10:32am On Aug 02, 2013
I would really love the housemates to set her up by putting Melvin and Angelo on the chopping block next week. make we see wetin she go do.

hu hu hu hu hu hu hu hu ***EVIL LAFF***
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by forkadict(m): 10:30am On Aug 02, 2013
fashrola: Beverly....Men dis girl is very LUCKY!!! The Luckiest Housemate in Big Brother Africa ever!!!
very very very very very very very true.

@Miss sparkles will be feeling so cool now. i'm very happy for her sha. i'm so glad.

Nice one @beverly.
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by forkadict(m): 10:27am On Aug 02, 2013
maygal: Wendell came second still!
He might have come second but:

He won USD200K. FACT

There were far more deserving housemates to come second place as you pout it. FACT
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by forkadict(m): 10:25am On Aug 02, 2013
omonime: pls update who won the HOH task and what is the task abt. not in a position to watch it now so anyone watching pls update . shalom
Sorry to derail. but do i know you somewhere? do you have anything to do with ISO 2008? Pls confirm.
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by forkadict(m): 10:21am On Aug 02, 2013
safarigirl: @forkaddict
The same way I'm defending Melvin now is the same way I was defending bassey.
U people need to chill with this gay ish.
Just because u know a word doesn't mean u should misuse it.
No prob. Innocent until proven guilty is very much in line with the priciple of fairness which i hold very dear.

BTW, i never accused mel of being g.ay. I only quoted oneal and @1,2. and i said even if he was, i dont give 2 forks.

But in bassey's case, I am guilty as charged.
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by forkadict(m): 9:51am On Aug 02, 2013
njokusboy: You guys spew a lot of trash for people who claim to be analysts.... I can assure you dillish would be the last person to win this money, it might happen but then it would be one of those fascinating miracles that we see in some of our churches, your regional stuff wud only apply when it comes to strong players, come on, even a goat knows she has not earned this money, she has never even been head of house once, she is still in this game because of her alliances and yes, LOOKS, and luck too... Its just like what happens in football, the team dat plays the better game always win not the team with the better players... When it comes to the grand finale, people wud not just vote her because she is from east Africa, her country might...but the whole of east africa would not, THE WORLD isn't as biased as ya'll. Mark my words.
Nice one. But then we have precedents in this forking game.

What did Wendull do to win the game again? please remind me.
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by forkadict(m): 9:48am On Aug 02, 2013
Josydaky: For those have a crush on Melvin and need him in their dream, contact me for the access codecheesy







pls pardon my crazy typing moment
That one no be dream again o. Na serious nightmare!
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by forkadict(m): 9:46am On Aug 02, 2013
StateOfMind: Bimp said he's surprised angelo was the character in the second story. Story A-oneal, story B-angelo. She said she and angelo know each other from SA, and that he once had a thing with her sister's friend, and so when she saw him, she knew she got a hommie in the house and that they had a good friendship, no romantic attraction. She said after the alcohol incident, she noticed he's been cold to her and doesn't make her sandwiches like they used to, doesn't relate with her during exercises like they used to. Bimp asked her why she hasn't addressed the issue but she said she also doesn't know, cos she doesn't even know how and what to say to start the conversation.
As for oneal, they both got close, first 3days in the ruby house and oneal even helped her with her avatar which she ended up giving to hakeem, while oneal gave his to bigesas. She spoke about what brought them close and oneal called her his wife, and said sth like "by tomor, oneal and cleo would make headline" which she didn't feel was right cos she saw it as a way of drawing attention to her too early in the game. She said they were cool until she returned from the diamond house and realised the awkwardness between them because of feza. Said she felt feza usually gave her some kinda look whenever she's trying to talk with him.

During the alcohol drama at natasha show, oneal gave cleo a stern warning about mentioning his name when alcohol is involved as alcohol does not define him. Cleo kept quiet that day but just told bimp she found it insulting. She said there is no 1 alcohol defines in the house and the fact that she loves alcohol does not mean she is alcohol hungry. she said she feels if oneal has something against her, as someone who is 10years older than her, she expects him to come thrash it out with her instead of acting on it and being cold.

She talked about hakeem for a while.

Then she told bimp she mentioned his name wen biggie asked who she'd like to win the money. She said the other person she would want is melvin because he did not swap himself with anyone. She said it was a very risky move, a move she also would have loved to take but not at that stage of the game. She said that made her see melvin as a huge competitor cos he's confident. She also said she could tell it was straight from his heart and she really admires him for that and makes him want to win the money too. She said if melvin or bimp win the money, she'd feel like she's won it.

I normally wouldn't type all of these if no1 mentioned the topic here, but took the pain to type this to avoid misleading cleo fans (ochon, dominique, iyawotm, mykali).

Names involved In their gist- melvin, feza, oneal, hakeem and angelo. Bev wasn't even mentioned.
I love this.

But i really marvel how you guys can provide this much detail. Keep it up anyways.
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by forkadict(m): 9:32am On Aug 02, 2013
safarigirl: After this night I can say Cleo likes Oneal more than she likes Hakeem.
She even said "Oneal used to call me his wify b4 Feza happened".
She's so bitter about Oneza being 2gether.
I wonder why? That relationship looks ugly.
Cleo hun as much as Hakeem is a child..I'll prefer u to be with him rather than owl'neal
Same here. You no fit compare Range Rover and Keke Marwa lai lai.

hakeem=range.

Oneal=Keke
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by forkadict(m): 9:27am On Aug 02, 2013
omonime: I go swear 4 anybody who talk sey melvin be gay. Which kind nonsense talk u vomit so. The facy that a guy no mess up by having sex does not make such personn gay. That is slander and I can take the matter up. Which traits he exhibit to prove that he is gay if no be say ur mond full of evil wickerd demonic thots tufikwa God forbid bad thing. Melvin is just a gentle shy guy with good morals and it is not in ur place to judge him. Whether u like it or not the guy fine well well. Pple calling him shovel teeth it iss the Almighty God una dey abuse not melvin cos God said that everything wey he create beautiful including oneals opolos eyes and jug ears they are all beautiful. Any way if una like hate him and the boy go dey shine dey go cos he is winning. Trust me this melvin na I'm go win. Una go talk say I talk. U pple shld look out cleo sef don dey indirectly dey chase melvin the girl don fall yakata. Watch out una go soon see the thing wey me dey see while sitting una no fit see am standing om a hill or mountain. So love melvin cos who God has blessed no man and I mean no man can curse. Shalom
LMAO. Why you con dey para? You sound like his twin brother.

When peeps were calling Pokello duck mouth and O'neal Owl-neal cos of his pronounced eyeballs. Where were you? You no remember say na Almighty God create the 2 of them that time abi?

Now a few peeps call melv shovel teeth, you con dey para.

When peeps bin talk say bassey na g.ay, where you bin dey dat time? Now a few folks accuse Melv of being g.ay, you con dey para?

I salute you bros.
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by forkadict(m): 9:22am On Aug 02, 2013
languys69: He dreamt he was bleeping Dillish and when he was cum.ming he shook so much he found himself on the floor. grin He actually was talking in his sleep. He said "I knew I was going to be a star." I guess he was dreaming and wanted to turn but found himself on the floor.
LMAO. I see you bro
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by forkadict(m): 9:16am On Aug 02, 2013
safarigirl: That 1 is ur opinion.
In my own world I don't call people gay until they tell me they are..or until I catch them in the act..shikena!!
It's like calling a girl that flirts a lot a whorre..what's ur proof that she's not even a virgin..
People shouldn't abuse freedom of speech..infact being gay is a legal offence in Nigeria.
Once u call somebody gay..na character defamation.
If u know the way I was defending Bassey on twitter then u'll understand me
sorry, but what do you mean by legal offence? So there is a legal and illegal offence?

FYI, an offence is a forking offence.
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by forkadict(m): 9:13am On Aug 02, 2013
Mariarocks: Which kin na only gay people dey know themselves. That's false. Its like saying na only blind people dey know themselves. Abi na only mad people dey know demselves.
Leave her make she no soji hersef. Until when one hardcore lesbo molest am. The things 'Safarigirl says at times baffles me. And she is training to become a lawyer?
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by forkadict(m): 9:11am On Aug 02, 2013
safarigirl: Na only gay people dey know themselves...
I won't even accuse Bassey of being gay even tho some peeps are convinced that he is.
But I always have 1 saying..if u have not caught someone in the act and u accuse the person then it means u're a suspect..cos it takes 1 to know 1.
@ this particular juncture Kslib might have a point
Sorry, I dont get. what point might @Kslib have?
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by forkadict(m): 8:49am On Aug 02, 2013
ochongonoko: LMAO... If this happens, two things are involved

1) @safarigirl, will come up with the best permutations/combinations/analysis/further mathematics/explanations as to why melvin didnt win.. She might even attribute it to dillish shouting oshobaba gringrin.. She will be like "i told you @kslib, dillish was singing osho baba to deceive the gullible ones. "

2) @fork adict will be the most happiest nigga on earth. Even long after this show is over he'll be " all this melvin extremist group, waka go far.. @god of wankking and @kelvin gay gringrin, who is having the last laugh?..where is that @safariVIRGIN, come and see your boring ,elvin with shovel teeth has lost " grin grin
LMAO. So forking true
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by forkadict(m): 8:47am On Aug 02, 2013
safarigirl: I'm now fully Anti-Mellish.
Those Mellish fans are the worst kinda human beings.
They even go as far as tweeting to Maria and Steven..what concerns them with what goes on in the house!
The worst is that they make up stories like "Melvin just french kissed Dillish" and spread it on twitter for those not watching to believe.
They are ruining Dillish's relationship and making Melvin look stewpid.
Instead of them to buy romance novel and read since they are so desperate
Now I fully understand @Spades position regarding Mellish
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by forkadict(m): 12:06am On Aug 02, 2013
[quote author=god_of_music]This thread is no longer interesting because:
1.Too much analysing and ranting
2.Kslib no more cracks jokes(Maybe we need Garri_Warlord)
3.Itsmodella no more give trendy updates
4.THE AMAKA is becoming annoying with all her posts these days
5.Ochongnoko is just going around making unnecessary peace(Please STOP it! We need the Fire)
6.StateOfmind is no more interesting(I skip her posts)
7.Fork_addict is loosing his sense of humour(I missed the Fork addict who was a partner with Kslib in cracking peeps up)
8.The misery DILLISH no longer post 'VOTE ME OO MY INLAWS' that kinda stuff na
9.Safarigirl nags this days
10.Wild Child is MIA
11.Giiyaz has been banned for 2 years(so no more drama)
12.Zimbobatic is missed
13.Otumfour is missed
14.Gh swag is missed
15.There was a guy who always cracked jokes in this thread...back in the 10-25th page...i don't recall his name...but that guy is GOOD! Kslib learnt from him.....@All_ do you remember that guy? And what do you think? You can also add your own Reason why this thread is getting boring. Cheers![/quote]Well I kinda reason with you. I have little time to spend on this thread and I discovered of late that I spend the bulk of my time, defending myself against attacks and counter attacking. Cos some block heads and disgusting maggots want it to be so. If that's how they want it, then that's how ill serve it. And you WERE even once a culprit.


By the way, wetin do Melvin wey he dey fall from bed? Has he got sleeping disorders or what? I am not sure I have heard or seen a grown man like that do that kinda. Sheet.
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by forkadict(m): 11:56pm On Aug 01, 2013
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Aboki4inside: Hw bar, walai melbin i lyk am wel wel.. He pine, he gentle, fun, but d ploblem wit dis guy na him teeth n e 2 lyk laff
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. Dis aboki no go kill me
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by forkadict(m): 11:49pm On Aug 01, 2013
Dannyxy: i dn't need to be 100% sure,all i need is to be 99.9% sure nd i am almost there
But you don conclude before say na girl. And you talk say you sure. You no sure again?
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by forkadict(m): 11:40pm On Aug 01, 2013
StateOfMind: Se na only melvin you no see? He's on the same bed with dillish sleeping peacefully.
TBH. Na only him and Dellish I no see. Afraid even catch me, I tink say dem don dey do VIP tinzzzzzzz
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by forkadict(m): 11:32pm On Aug 01, 2013
safarigirl: He said he likes girls with bobbie and bakassi.
But he has been telling Dillish that she's fat and needs to do exercise so she can be like Maria.
The other day he even went as far as saying her face and her stomach are contradicting.
Besides when he was asked who the hottest girls for this season are he said Maria and Koketso. They both have 1 thing in common their body shape.
All guys love bobbie and bakassi..trust me.. But some would rather date slim girls.
Abi e get any guy 4 this thread wey no like bakassi and bobbie?
I don't give 2 forks about the kinda girls Melvin likes. He could even like haemaphrodites for all I. Care. Afterall, Oneal sugguested he was g.ay and @1,2 agreed with him.

@1,2 I see you. That was one hell of a funny post.

As for the last sentence in your post, to borrow @its modellas words, 'as for me and my family, we love chics with baka and Booooby'
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by forkadict(m): 11:16pm On Aug 01, 2013
Ganjafama: This Lucifer dude is giving me the creeps. Abeg bros Luci make u nor jus dey peep o! Say sometin.
Abeg o. Make the bros no talk for dis thread o. The day the guy go yarn na dat day I go pick race commot for dis thread
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by forkadict(m): 11:08pm On Aug 01, 2013
mevems: I'm hearing only one housemate will be evicted this Sunday, because of Nando's disqualification. How true is that?
True. Specifically looked out for it on the highlight show and IK confirmed it. I wud have preffered 2 to be evicted tho.

By the way, I have been switching between channels 197 & 198 for about 30mins and I no see melvin o.

Saw Oneza, bimp and Cleo r currently discussing, bengelo sleeping. But Melvin? For where
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by forkadict(m): 10:51pm On Aug 01, 2013
Kingsley Jay: Both useful ke?
Kslib is useful...yeah
But that fatso FORKmargot is only useful 2his gay partner(his dad) and soon 2 b f'ag cell mates in kirikiri prison while serving his 15yrs
Last time I checked, you weren't registered. So you are unknown. Got no further words for you kingsley g.ay
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by forkadict(m): 10:45pm On Aug 01, 2013
Kingsley Jay: Both useful ke?
Kslib is useful...yeah
But that fatso FORKmargot is only useful 2his gay partner(his dad) and soon 2 b f'ag cell mates in kirikiri prison while serving his 15yrs
Last time I checked, you weren't registered. So you are unknown. Got no further words for you
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by forkadict(m): 6:31pm On Aug 01, 2013
Kslib: I think you need the acid more than i do cos its the easiet way to burn meat and also considering the fact all your efforts to loose weight has been futile..
Amoeba like you!!! You are so stuupid "you make us wanna dance"....
And I forking quote you again. Now run off and go drink some acid. You filty disgusting thing
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by forkadict(m): 6:08pm On Aug 01, 2013
Kslib: Ode!!!!! I only say 'dont quote me' to a selected few demons like you.. Its another way of saying "get behind me you satan"....
Lmao!!!! Look at who's calling someone a 'morrafucker' when the word 'morrafucker' is what appears on your birth certificate before your surname which is 'fat pig'...
Morrafucker Fat Pig!!!!
I quote you again. Now run off and go drink some acid. Stoooopid barger!
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by forkadict(m): 5:15pm On Aug 01, 2013
Kslib: Wheeew!! So this guy still found a way to quote me despite not giving him any.. Its like you have an erectio.n anytime you see my post..
Not everybody gets along,there are some people whose opinions vary with mine,and i can have a healthy arguement with them.. While some are just the opposite..
So whats wrong in me saying we should avoid eachother so that those viewrers/members who are tired of the whole attacks/insults will enjoy the thread? Are you that stuupid?
If you want to attack your enemy on this thread,must you quote them.. Why not show how intelligent you are by attacking them like someone with a brain rather than quote them directly which we all know causes fights..
Let me give you an example...
....Ugly asss niggazz be like "why will a guy like Melvin with shovel teeth be getting classy babes while the gala hawkers keep rejecting my fat self".................
.........
Now the ugly arse nigga who i'm referring to knows himself.. This will bring less fights and more entertainment to the thread cos the ugly arse nigga cant attack me directly...
Now its left for the fat ugly arse nigga to reply intelligently without quoting me...
dont quote me again!!! oDE
Just shut the fork up. Silly thing.

Nairaland resemble your property? Dat one na if you even get any property sef?

I repeat, on Nairaland, anybody reserves the right to quote any forking body least of all murraforkers being you. You got any problems with that, then go drink some acid. Simple.

Shouting 'don't quote me, don't quote me o, don't quote me a' all over the place like a silly kid. Mtscheeew!
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by forkadict(m): 4:14pm On Aug 01, 2013
Kslib: Ohhhh,i seeeee!! So your new job is now to go around creating thousands of handles just show your different personalities and what you've been trying too hide with your original handle..
Why not be brave and show everybody who you are...
For the records,i never quoted you and your handle since that day and it still stands.. Now that i've known this to be your other handle,the same rule will apply....
For the records,all those who campaigned for dillish on this thread didnt care if she went home or not,all we just wanted was to let Namibia know we got their back.. We didnt care if we she went home or not.. Its only one guy @sholay that really cared for dillish besides strategic reasons...
You are a chameleon.. You always change characters/ur personality but know this "Each single handle you've created on this thread represents that personality you 're trying to hide with your original handle"....
@GH PATRIOT/KWAME,you can never fool me.. Be real for once...
I will apply the same no replying/quoting eachother rule i applied weeks ago..
Although,i suspected this new handle to be you but i decided to give it an element of doubt but i guess i was wrong..
Next time,i will use my detector to detect your new handles and avoid it.. If there is one thing that always gives you away is that all your alternate handles have one thing in common and thats "FUCKERY"...
I have nothing personal against you,but i feel it has come to the stage where avoiding people whose opinions and your vary on a different plane will go a long way in making this thread a more better place for everyone...
Can you just stop this don't quote me don't quote me bullsheeet already?

This is Nairaland not kslibland or anybody's papa land. So anybody reserves the right to quote any forking body. Get it?

Jeeeeez!

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