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Surprised that we ain't getting updates.

Nothing much tho at the mo (check out my wordplay)

Melvin, elikem, and cleo cholling in the lounge. Bev, angelo and bimp are asleep.

Couldn't find feza ans dillish.

The yvonnes film ads airing right now

Dannyxy: correct,i hv been indoors since morning,even when i ws walkin around sabon gari this evening,i was jst looking around 4 bomb

LMAO

StateOfMind: So I just watched the highlight show and confirmed just one person is leaving. I read ghana and malawi are voting cleo, same with SA n zam.. Feza could get ug and bots with tz and kenya. If this is the case, then individual votes will determine who leaves between cleo and feza on sunday. Hakeem is trying hard with his campaign for cleo, but I'm afraid pokello's campaign for dillish is stronger in zim.

Dillish is obviously safe...

So, SOM is voting Cleo.

And I hope both princesses survive another week.. Cos I'm sure even their princes will miss them if any of them leaves. I also will.

Na Feza dey waka na. Cleo & Dellish are safe

dmalam: HW MELVIN GO DO WITOUT FOOD I NO KNW OO..............D GUY LIKE DEY EAT!!

Na as he dey eat am, hin teeth just dey big dey big. All the nutrients in the food find their way to his teeth

9ja4eva: So when BBA finish which other show go get thread like this?
Lively thread i must say. I commend all posters including me

Una well done.

Ah! please this should be a once in a year thread. Many things have suffered in my life. My sleep, work, etc. I cant even wait for the show to be over. Its been so intense and gruelling and interesting.

If I can feel this bad cos i missed simple Nairaland rapture. How the real rapture go con be?

Hmmmmmn. God I beg o. No let me miss that one

ochongonoko: this one no be 3G matter.. Lemme give you the secret, next time, from two pages to the almighty page, start booking space... Stop replying and make use of emotican or DOTS to keep space

In addition. Na to go hide inside toilet 3 hours to the estimated time of Arrival at Jerusalem to avoid being summoned to some crazy crazy meetings.

StateOfMind: Congratulations STATEOFMIND

You made it

You deserve it

You have been on this thread from page1

You have typed endless epistles all in the name of updates

I'm dedicating this page to the threadmates I admire for one reason or the other.

@sholay
@dominique
@itsmodella
@ochon
@iyawotm
@spade
@furkaddict
@theAMAKA
@safarigirl
@mykali
@josydaki
@rusello
@noname
@ellab
@cest moi (those DS updates must not go unnoticed)
@omolola
@dmelza
@lady deb

And the rest of updaters...muah!

Thanks very much sis. I really appreciate it. God knows that it is only the people who are responsible for my salary that can try this kinda sheet with me. making me miss page 1111?

Audio Rage: I take am!!!

Shoutout to my fave posters on this thread:

@Kslib
@Ochongonoko
@Yinkade
@Ozodigboo
@Fork Adict
@Njokuboy
@Montelik
@GH Kwame
@NoName
@Miss 3v3
@Agbgift
@SafariGirl
@StateOfMind
@Dominique
@God of Music
@Ella B
Shockingly, @Lucifer and @Satan who have been reading silently.

And the many others who have contributed to make this thread, dare I say, the most entertaining thread in this site's history.

I'd also like to thank my dear nephew whose Nokia C3 phone I snatched to quickly make this post.

My only regret is my inability to make this post as Spade (since the ID is currently 'benched' by Mukina)

But after all, thank you all. I love youuuu!

Many thanks bro. I really appreciate it. E still dey do me like horror movie men.

Yinkade: How did it happen tho from 1109 to 1113

I swear. It happened so fast. When we were on page 1109, i was like ok let me excuse myself under the pretex of going to pee. By the time i got outside to refresh the page, i saw pg1112. See as i weak! jeeez1 I'm still trying to recover from the rude shock

SAGirl: Oh my... I don't believe this. I was the first one to comment!

I would like to thank my employer for his extremely fast internet for making this possible. And I would like to thank all the Nairalanders for their support when i stayed in the office till so late just to reach this great achievement. And lastly, I would like to thank my fingers for typing so quickly

LMAO

****While i was seated in their miserable meeting, see the post i pre-typed, ready to post when we arrive jerusalem. What tha fork! How could I have missed it? Since it's all over now. I guess i just have to return to the misearble meeting***





This space is reserved for:

@Spade
@Rusello
@hiteelong







@Lucifer, no vex. I should have reserved space for you but you nearly made me miss Jerusalem by bringing up that crazy impromptu meeting out of nowhere. So, nothing for you.

wHAT THA FORK! I MISSED IT.!!!

And i had to rush out of the forking meeting under the pretext of going to pee.

I'm so sad

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! THIS CAN NOT HAPPEN! IT CAN NOT FORKING HAPPEN!

WAS JUST SUMMONED TO AN IMPROMPTU MEETING SCHEDULED TO LAST FOR 2 HRS. SO NA LIKE DIS I GO MISS JERUSALEM?

THIS IS @LUCIFER AND @SATAN CLEARLY AT WORK.


I'M SO SAD. ABEG MAKE UNA RESERVE SPACE FOR ME O.

@Bizbloke and others. Na beg i dey beg o

@Kslib, i dey joke o.....

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50+ people viewing this thread!! Many are called but few are choosen!! Everbody cant make it.. A page can only contain ***something people..

Come, dis guy, wetin dey worry you? ehn, wetin dey worry you? Why you go commot your name, put my own say i dey view BB thread?

If i dey view am nko? How e take concern you? na your fone i dey use?

Abi na your computer? wetin sef? abeg free me o

Omo una dey dull o...

Since..... we still dey 1104.

Abi make i cause trouble?

Scanning for a potential username............

Username found.

jmaine: No dulling oo . . .bros . . . Na double assault i dey so . .Lappy and mobile [/b]all ready to fire . . .

[b]Na post at sight order i don give them so . . .

LMFAO. You dont say.

Omo, no be small tin o

BizBloke: [color=#000033]Where is ItsModella? I told her she'll shine her teeth and miss 1111.

Where is F. Addict? Playing catch-up? Hehehehe [/color]

Na me be dis. I go break and i don come back and i don catch up.

THERE'S NO CAUSE FOR CONTROL, EVERYTHING IS UNDER ALARM

IyawoTM: 9 footsteps, abi 19? No confuse pesin o....hian!

Yeeepa!

Abeg no vex. na over anxiety dey worry me. 19 footsteps still far na

IT SHALL BE CALLED THE BATTLE FOR SUPREMACY BY BROWSERS.





IF YOU DEY ON STARCOMMS AND MTN BROWSERS YOU NO FIT MAKE AM. MAKE I NO LIE YOU






JUST 9 MORE FOOTSTEPS...

Abeg make una tell Oga seun say NL server MUST NEVER NEVER be down when we reach Jerusalem o.

And please where are the epistle writers? Na when we need them dem go dey dull. When we no need them, dem go take epistle full everywhere.

Just 9 more footsteps to Jerusalem. We are almost there...

mykali: Ain't you supposed to be at work?

I dey work na. but i still dey take one eye monitor the thread

My people, its only eleven more footsteps to jerusalem.




But I have this uneasy feeling that page 1111 shall come like a thief in the night. So we need to watch and pray brethren.

[quote author=god_of_music]ok...have watched BBA previous Seasons and concluded that this season's BBA is the most daring! Countries quarrel.....Region divides....Hms create or divide themselves into Minor and Major.
Meanwhile.in the Media @Twitter,
@Facebook @Nairaland peeps diss themselves over Hms.
People like @Nosy_diva on twitter
uses all her strenght and mb to
campaign and defend Melvin and
Maria....
On facebook you will see peeps like @Koko Omega Austine1 defending his favourite Hms.
Why down here in Nairaland you
will see peeps like @Fork adict
trying to spoil the Image of a Hms!
Imagine...
They have alot of them fans this year on Nairaland..(BBA)
Supportive fans like:
@Safarigirl:Melvin
@SOM:Cleo
@Kslib:Melvin
@Adaberry:Melvin
@Miss sparkles:Beverly
@THE AMAKA:Beverly
@GOM:Melvin/Cleo
@Wild Child:Pokello
@Fork adict:Denzel
@IyawoTM:Beverly/Melvin/Cleo
@Sholay2011:Dillish
@Lucifer:Denzel
@Josdaky:Melvin/Beverly
@Ochongnonko:Melvin/Cleo
@Zimbobatic:Hakeem
@SA Girl:Angelo
@Kr24:Angelo
@Dannyxx:Melvin
@Spade:Melvin
@Ozodigboo:Melvin
...........and etc!
The list is kinda endless so i just
have to stop there.....I know what
i just did doesn't make sensebut
i just wanna write a long Epistle
just to prove Dannyxx WRONG!
LMAO...And am still writing oo!
Ehen.....there is somwhere we
threadmates wanna be..Nobody
wanna miss that place..
And thats PAGE 1111
Nobody wanna miss the
Lengendary page! Ha ha! Page1000 has come and pass now
they are fighting for Page 1111..
E no matter how slow you are
you gotta catch up with that page
..everybody will contribute in
getting there..the Epistle writers
like me will write...The jokers will
write...The Beefers will write..
The likers will Like! Etc
Nna ehn..my hand is now paining
me..i gotta stop writing!
At least i have contributed...
HAPPPY 1111 !!!


from your Boy G'IYAZ A.K.A
The god_of_music! Tally ho!!!
LMFAO!!![/quote]Ehn? come come come. Come first.

na who tell you say na Denzel @Lucifer like?

Abeg na Melvin he like o.

ozodigboo: You see, what goes around, comes around. You're embarassed dt other Africans think NAIJA gals are ugly because of Dellish worship.
When the show started, all u babes were like . . . '' Oh, MELVINNNNNN ! ! so hawt ! Adonis ! 6-pack, blah, blah, blah.. .
You shoulda imagined how WE felt - like there were no hunks in Naija.
And that's the reason why some posters who were initially friendly turned hostile, criticising everyone because their pride was hurt.people like k_b, g_o_m, 4k_dct, o-o-o-o-ko, ABEG I NO CALL PESIN NAME O ! * I DEY JOKE O !

LOL. Chei!na wa o

[quote author=god_of_music]ok...have watched BBA previous Seasons and concluded that this season's BBA is the most daring! Countries quarrel.....Region divides....Hms create or divide themselves into Minor and Major.
Meanwhile.in the Media @Twitter,
@Facebook @Nairaland peeps diss themselves over Hms.
People like @Nosy_diva on twitter
uses all her strenght and mb to
campaign and defend Melvin and
Maria....
On facebook you will see peeps like @Koko Omega Austine1 defending his favourite Hms.
Why down here in Nairaland you
will see peeps like @Fork adict
trying to spoil the Image of a Hms!
Imagine...
They have alot of them fans this year on Nairaland..(BBA)
Supportive fans like:
@Safarigirl:Melvin
@SOM:Cleo
@Kslib:Melvin
@Adaberry:Melvin
@Miss sparkles:Beverly
@THE AMAKA:Beverly
@GOM:Melvin/Cleo
@Wild Child:Pokello
@Fork adict:Denzel
@IyawoTM:Beverly/Melvin/Cleo
@Sholay2011:Dillish
@Lucifer:Denzel
@Josdaky:Melvin/Beverly
@Ochongnonko:Melvin/Cleo
@Zimbobatic:Hakeem
@SA Girl:Angelo
@Kr24:Angelo
@Dannyxx:Melvin
@Spade:Melvin
@Ozodigboo:Melvin
...........and etc!
The list is kinda endless so i just
have to stop there.....I know what
i just did doesn't make sensebut
i just wanna write a long Epistle
just to prove Dannyxx WRONG!
LMAO...And am still writing oo!
Ehen.....there is somwhere we
threadmates wanna be..Nobody
wanna miss that place..
And thats PAGE 1111
Nobody wanna miss the
Lengendary page! Ha ha! Page1000 has come and pass now
they are fighting for Page 1111..
E no matter how slow you are
you gotta catch up with that page
..everybody will contribute in
getting there..the Epistle writers
like me will write...The jokers will
write...The Beefers will write..
The likers will Like! Etc
Nna ehn..my hand is now paining
me..i gotta stop writing!
At least i have contributed...
HAPPPY 1111 !!!


from your Boy G'IYAZ A.K.A
The god_of_music! Tally ho!!!
LMFAO!!![/quote]LOL. The trip to jerusalem no be small tin o

ochongonoko: ?, remove mykali from your list. Dude doesn't argue. I argue more than him

No mind the confused guy. He put Mykali as an 'arguer'. he no put State of Mind's name as an 'Updater'. i just dey wait more of his ridivulous committees

Dannyxy: even if what they are doing is nt good...dn't say they are hating her 4 no reason,they hve plenty of reasons,nd she gave it to them.,

In the swapping instance? How she saved Bimp and swapped with Dellish is one of those reasons for Nigerians to hate her? Are you forking joking?

Now I conclude you just rush to antagonise @The Amaka for no reason. This is perfect proof.

safarigirl: You couldn't have said it better. I personally always pick character and personality. That's was why at a certain point in the game I was supporting bimp alongside Melvin until he became too paranoid.

(1)Things I look out for in hm's are:
Self respect/control, humility, no conspiracy, no gossiping, respects women (for males), down to earth, jovial, consistency e.t.c

(2)Things that make me dislike hm's are: gossiping, conspiring, arrogance, pride,no respect for women, irregularities e.t.c (however this traits makes the game fun to watch, but I'll never support people with these characters be it a Nigerian or not)

In the end what appeals to me might not appeal to another person. We all have our reasons for supporting a housemate.
As long as u have a good, clean and consistent game u're it for me, even if u're a 'delawood'

As contradictory as ever. You never fail to contradict yourself.

(1)Neyl also meets all those indices you stated. If you had given him a tenth of the support you gave melvin, the guy for don win BBA na. He would be the one trending not your darling Melvin. That means there is still something you are not telling us.
(2)Things that make me dislike hm's are: gossiping, conspiring, arrogance, pride,no respect for women, irregularities e.t.c .................... (however this traits makes the game fun to watch, but I'll never support people with these characters be it a Nigerian or not)

@Safarigirl. Its either one or the other. You either choose to dislike it in every respect or you embrace it.

The traits make the game fun to watch but You'll never support people with those traits that make the game fun to watch. How does it sound even to you?

Dannyxy: Those incharge of "bickering"(nonsense talk)....{1}THE AMAKA(bolded)...{2}fork addict...{3}god of music....{4}josydasky....{5}ghana kwame a.ka ghana patriot...{6}miss sparkles...{7}dmalam...{8}blizbloke a.k.a block head...the above persons hv been chosen due to their credibility to carry out the stated job effectively nd efficiently...#vision 1111

Chineke! I don die. LOL

toxxxxxxx: I agree with u.

You may read my response to the poster since you agree with him.