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LiteratureRe: Man Wey Dey Reason by FoxyUltimate(m): 10:04am On Mar 18, 2013
I wish say flow go dey regular with im updates ooo
LiteratureRe: NYSC: National Year Of Sex And Comfort <<<Adventure of the year: 2013 Awards >>> by FoxyUltimate(m): 10:02am On Mar 18, 2013
maishot: Hello everyone,

My Oga Mazi says he would love to hang-out with all'of ya.

But..,





His uncle's cousin's sister in law's best friend's insurance agent's room-mate's pet's goldfish drowned.







It was really tragic. grin
Really!!! shocked shocked shocked

**Draws him closer and spanks his ogor**

Stop this kind play o angry
LiteratureRe: Love In My Favour by FoxyUltimate(m): 10:01am On Mar 18, 2013
Where this man enter na? grin
LiteratureRe: Iyawo Nylon Bag by FoxyUltimate(m): 10:00am On Mar 18, 2013
Ishilove.... Why I go leave you when I know your prowess... Chei... Better continue because you promise us 3 days interval but you come turn am to one week.... E no good wo angry
RomanceRe: Can My Different Style Work On Her by FoxyUltimate(m): 9:59am On Mar 18, 2013
If no be you sef, na who go dey try this kind thing, but no lele sha... Better come continue
LiteratureRe: Life Of A Shy Ghetto Boy by FoxyUltimate(m): 9:58am On Mar 18, 2013
See childhood story wey this man no wan gree finish... See better dey update fast wo angry
LiteratureRe: Prisoners Of War by FoxyUltimate(m): 9:50am On Mar 18, 2013
Where is the young man na.... Eze... Biko bia
PoliticsRe: Reasons Why "My Oga At The Top" Jokes Must Stop. by FoxyUltimate(m): 1:58pm On Mar 15, 2013
If this is the same Nairaland that I know then "Most definately", my "Ogas at the Top" will start banning people for using this slang.

Wait o... Let me ask my Oga at the top if I am also qualified for banning for using the slang to pass the message
grin grin grin grin grin
LiteratureRe: Nairaland Detection Club by FoxyUltimate(m): 1:27pm On Mar 15, 2013
Because of that dude copying and pasting some stories, right now, no new updates on the different stories on Nairaland. Chei...

That Id.iot really don cause wahala o
angry angry angry
RomanceRe: Can My Different Style Work On Her by FoxyUltimate(m): 1:15pm On Mar 15, 2013
grin grin grin grin
LiteratureRe: Nairaland Detection Club by FoxyUltimate(m): 1:13pm On Mar 15, 2013
Should I have a field day looking for you guys trouble or should I back out?

Gimme answer before I cause e-war here grin grin
LiteratureRe: Nairaland Detection Club by FoxyUltimate(m): 10:44am On Mar 15, 2013
Mazi_Omenuko: Hahahahah, why do I have a feeling that @larry-sky is a handle used for dirty fights. The user keeps his other handle clean and uses this one to unleash venom on people.

#please, I just made an observation and would really love to be left out of the dogfight going on here. Thanks#
No one is going to say nothing to you....

And I observed that too
LiteratureRe: Nairaland Detection Club by FoxyUltimate(m): 8:54am On Mar 15, 2013
channel 190: i threathen earlier to expose some handle here.

the guy in question is a nairalander and a writer, well known here on this section.

but he failed to realize, works on nairaland are preprotected.
What are you waiting for?
LiteratureRe: Nairaland Detection Club by FoxyUltimate(m): 8:22am On Mar 15, 2013
channel 190: mods, mark this handle.
i smell something fishy about it.

i dont really have enough time, i have got a full list of handle to indicte soon.

just mark it, i will soon expose something meaning about it and the likes on nairaland.


mind you, never again call that name ebi you want get cheap popularity?
Channel 190 (now I know your full handle)... I'm not looking for porpularity cos it follows me anywhere I decide to settle down so relax.

What's wrong with my handle that you want to mark it?

If I discovered I am banned then you will have lots of questions to answer since I have not gone out of the path...

Relax man.
LiteratureRe: Even Heaven Agreed by FoxyUltimate(op): 5:58pm On Mar 14, 2013
You guys aint encouraging ooo grin
CelebritiesRe: Pictures From “Sherikoko Reloaded' Osuofia And Jenifa Weds by FoxyUltimate(m): 4:23pm On Mar 14, 2013
dannysteve99@ya:
Chei jenny baby,she can dance,act well & also funny.Mr Ibu,Osuofia I must watch this film .what is my position plz?
Ask Google--- Na your friend
CelebritiesRe: Pictures From “Sherikoko Reloaded' Osuofia And Jenifa Weds by FoxyUltimate(m): 4:22pm On Mar 14, 2013
ebamma: Please will i be banned if i don't comment?
Not at all.. You will be referred to Yaba Left
CelebritiesRe: Pictures From “Sherikoko Reloaded' Osuofia And Jenifa Weds by FoxyUltimate(m): 4:20pm On Mar 14, 2013
kehinde1588: Hey wat happen? 2nd 2 comment? Cant believe dis.it must b a joke
Try use something wey the speed dey faster like me.







------Sent from my JujuShrine
CelebritiesRe: Pictures From “Sherikoko Reloaded' Osuofia And Jenifa Weds by FoxyUltimate(m): 4:20pm On Mar 14, 2013
Samsantos9: .
Are you a learner? grin
CelebritiesRe: Pictures From “Sherikoko Reloaded' Osuofia And Jenifa Weds by FoxyUltimate(m): 4:19pm On Mar 14, 2013
omoodeogere: 2nd
This post has been hidden grin
CelebritiesRe: Pictures From “Sherikoko Reloaded' Osuofia And Jenifa Weds by FoxyUltimate(m): 4:17pm On Mar 14, 2013
Nice picx.... I am liking Jenifa by the day

Una know na... I no need talk am because them fit hide my comment so I go just say

Una weldone o....


Osuofia and Jenifa... The movie fit follow the regular pattern wey Osuofia and Mama G movie follow but since Charles Inojie dey inside... I go watch am.


First to Comment see the picture grin grin grin
LiteratureRe: Prisoners Of War by FoxyUltimate(m): 4:08pm On Mar 14, 2013
Eze Promoe: [color=crimson]^This idiom is indecipherable, can you kowaciate cool[/color]
Go to the detection thread and find out. Some arse.hole is taking glory from numerous works posted here.
LiteratureRe: Even Heaven Agreed by FoxyUltimate(op): 4:05pm On Mar 14, 2013
All this so-called prophets, why would they not allow someone rest, every time they come by, they will surely have one vision or another to tell someone, Oga wife thought but kept her cool.

“Woman, how dare you think such a thing towards a man of Jah, do you want to be consumed by the wrath of Jah”

The dreaded fellow said, jumping on one leg. Unlike other prophets, he had no bell with him and he appeared neater his white radiating in the sunlight as he danced around. His barking at Oga wife made the other women to keep mute, a kind of fear falling on them as they watched the man in awe.

“You are all pregnant women here”

The Prophet bellowed out pointing his crooked finger at the sitting women. Oga wife jumped and screamed at the news, not that she had had any medical test but the mere show the man had put up reading her thoughts had got her believing.

“You will all give birth to male children on the same day”

The Prophet continued. This time he gave each woman a piercing look and watched as they all bent their heads down. He smiled to himself, yes, he had delivered the message that had given him sleepless nights, the same message that Jah kept flashing in his eyes till he could bear it no more for it was driving him mad.

“But there is going to be a special one among the male children, one whose name will reach the extreme part of the earth.”

The prophet spoke out, this time in a calm voice, his eyes turned up only the white part showing. This new message caused smiles to break on the faces of the women seated.

“Nurse that child well and make sure he never strays from the right path. Do all you can to make sure he lives.”

The Prophet concluded and turned to leave when Mama stepped out of the room to pick her headtie which she had dried earlier on the line that ran from one end to the other in the compound. The Prophet froze, turned round and looked at the woman who just stepped out, his head thrown behind him as he started an unusual dance, bouncing on one foot and then the other, his dreadlock going round in a circular motion. Soon he was sweating.

Mama had stood watching him in amusement. She had heard all the strange ugly bearded man had said to the women outside. So Oga wife is now pregnant, she was happy for the news even though she knew the chances of it being true was slim. She had already changed into a cleaner dress as she had made up her mind overnight to go visit the doctor. Though she was down casted, her decision she felt will only help the family out. Since the child was not fully developed, she will only ask for tablets she would take and then come home and suffer it out with her husband. She had heard the frightening tale about women that had gone for D&C and never made it out alive or collapse on getting home due to loss of blood.

“Woman, let that child within you live for he is the special one”

The Prophet jilted her with his words which he spoke pointing directly at her and then turning round and making his way out of the compound so fast that it looked like he disappeared.

The other women were taken aback by the revelation, they all gawked at Mama who looked at them back not out of happiness but with a disappointing look. No one knew she was pregnant and now that loud mouthed man her come to say it all. Oga wife stood up slowly but then Mama never waited, she turned round and bolted back into the room which she locked from inside away from the jaunts and jeers of the women outside. She only opened the door for her children when they came back from school and made sure they did not go outside to play with the children in the compound.

She waited pensively for the return of her husband.
LiteratureRe: Even Heaven Agreed by FoxyUltimate(op): 4:04pm On Mar 14, 2013
esn1: Wow! Please continue. You really got me glued and addicted. Nice one,
Thanks for following, I pray I live up to your expectation
LiteratureRe: Even Heaven Agreed by FoxyUltimate(op): 4:04pm On Mar 14, 2013
oyestephen: What could the message be huh *thinking*
I wonder oooo huh
LiteratureRe: Prisoners Of War by FoxyUltimate(m): 2:57pm On Mar 14, 2013
Eze Promoe: [color=crimson]Welcome, Mr. Foxy[/color]
Continue if you wish but one preek is stealing the tales men
LiteratureRe: Nairaland Detection Club by FoxyUltimate(m): 2:55pm On Mar 14, 2013
Ishilove: This sounds so gay... undecided
grin grin grin

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