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------ Sent from my PrivateJet

Mama sized Papa up her temper increasing like a thermometer inserted in the anus of a ugwigwi. What has entered into this man? Why would he bring up such an idea?

“If you had not stopped thinking I would have thought it was the drink you took that is playing jamboree in your head.”

Mama said her nose flaring in the darkness.

“My wife, you will have to look at the various possibilities of you giving birth to the child you are carrying in your womb”

Papa tried to reason.

“I know but then you know abortion is same as murder, I could even lose my life in the process”

Mama was skeptical.

“Apart from you having complication due to the fact that there was no child spacing, women and other people will wag their tongues at you.”

Papa was gaining on mama.

“I know but I am still afraid, let me sleep and think over it”

Mama finally said.

Papa appeared at ease as he came close to his wife and gave her a nice hug, squeezing her to himself tightly, not wanting to leave her. He knew deep within him that he has made the wrong choice of asking for the abortion of the child but what then could he have done faced with both the economic and societal challenge he will face if the child is born.

“Let’s go and sleep my wife, so you can think about this more clearly”

Papa coaxed his wife with a deep masculine voice laden with want and appeal.

“Better keep your hands off a pregnant woman”

Mama replied him as she led him into the room and straight to bed where she laid awake all night weighing the odds in her head.

Morning found Papa already dressed and ready to go to his office, he is a trained engineer and combined that with a little taxiing to supplement money to the house, both for the feeding and education of his children who were all brainbox. If only he had gone through formal education himself, then he surely knew where he would have found himself. But contentment is his motto as he never bothered to look at what other people have neither does he kill himself trying to acquire something he knew he would not get in a long time.

“You are already up”

Mama voice brought him back to reality. She helped polish his black shoe using the charcoal that cluster at the chimney of the old lantern they use in the house, applying a little kerosene. This gave the shoe a glow in the sun and does not turn dusty no matter the amount of dust kicked up.

“Yes o. I have to leave early so I can get some passengers who are also early risers so I can buy petrol from the money I will realize.”

Papa replied he whisked through his hair with a comb which he in turn put into his pocket. He dropped money for the day’s feeding and bid Mama bye before stepping outside the house and trekking a little distance to the garage which his car was parked.

“See as Iya Basira and her husband just dey quarrel throughout yesterday night because of say heat dey and Iya Basira no want make Baba Basira touch her, Basira sef never reach one years sef. Na so Yoruba (no pun intended) people dey like that thing reach?”

Oga wife queried as Mama Sarah and Mama Chika listened with rapt attention. Normal thing with these women, always gossiping about one thing or another whenever the compound becomes empty. Funny thing is whenever quarrel broke out between these women, they don’t hesitate to open up all the gossips they have done in the past. But like the adage, birds of the same feather always flock together.

As Mama made her way outside to check the food she was cooking against when the children will come home, Oga wife looked at her owlishly and tapped Mama Sarah on her lap.

“The way Mama Warriors behave these days, always spitting and getting easily irritated by things and smells.”

Mama Chika looked at her:

“I have noticed it, maybe it is not what we are thinking, but let me ask you, how come you know since you have never taken in?”

Mama Sarah laughed.

“Abeg leave me jor, must I get belle first to know who get belle or not? See eh, I don tay for this compound to know how e dey look like when person get belle.”

Oga wife replied, a little bit loudly that Mama turned and looked at them, then went inside.

“I have a message from God for someone here, that person should come outside, I have a message from heaven”.

A man putting on white garment, holding a bronze staff and adorning a dreadlock and beards entered the compound.

maishot: Dear, my bad!

I didn't mean to put it that way, really.

I 4got to put the smiley face to show I was kidding u.
That's why I put the kill-joy in quote.

I'll NEVER mean to offend u, at least, I learned that from Mazi.

You're one of our usher and u've been busy sweeping, for crying out load!
I'm truly sorry.

Am I forgiven?

#On one bended knee#

She did same to me... No mind her jor **Devil smiley**

Following:



Danhumprey(m), ITbomb(m), mytym(m), adabeke12(f), josemaria03(m), ifyeky(m), adisa204(m), oluamid(m), chelseabmw(m), diarra94(m), 190-the-clown, OCTAVO, Maya2pretty(f), jbrodaly(m), bhurlarh(m), Mazi_Omenuko, CFCfan(m), jaybabs_1

The last time I tried somehting like this, I was banned for an hour but I am willing to risk it.

So all of una dey the same boat

Br3nd4: LMAO... Yezzir!

**Kai... Wanna matar ta na nan har yanzu... Bari na kawo dorina na**

Simply means--- This woman is still here up till now... Gimme a moment let me get my horse whip... Normal thing for North

princesa: we shall see about that

Kai... Wanna matar ta na nan har yanzu... Bari na kawo dorina na

princesa: All of una no hear say thread closed, which part of the grammar dey hard?
Others still dey dey speak big big grammar...lol
even those wey sign out still come sign in :-)
*brings out broom to sweep*
before i start let me say a few
@hnb
thank you for that sweet poem oh...but i no read mazi tory i still never like the content, i just dey wander to see any excitement, which i did and loved too

@aunty ada
i see you oh, i hail too, you know say you be my hero, we no dey take nonsense na

i hail other sinners of the association, but remember repentance is not negotiable

*starts sweeping*

[size=15pt]**Aims a nice kick at her butt**[/size]

**Passing by chewing Kilishi and kunu**

Good morning y'all