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Konmight: My both parents are Yoruba from Osun State.

I have Igbos as friends and colleagues at work.

I am aware genuine love doesn't exist between us, so I just do my thing in my own way not trying to please any baggar.

I make sure I do the right thing, I always meet up with the deadline whenever I'm given an assignment.

I know we shall never love ourselves till we go our separate ways.

I know they call me names behind my back cos I'm Yoruba.

So, I paddle my canoe and try never to please a baggar.

How do you please someone who will never trust you.

No thanks to Uncivil War.

I have learnt a lot here on nl.

Having known their mindset, I shall never be caught unaware.

Life Is Good.

Cheers.

Typical Yoruba man mentality
He doesn't even trust them and suspects they call him names but he is still friends with them.
He is also calling them baggar, the deceptive chipmunk even went as far as saying he doesn't want to be caught unawares as if they are all scheming against him.

Think you can just join the military and do any how?
Being in the military comes with some responsibilities.

It is funny sha, hardly have any soldier been court martialed for maltreating a civilian, ogas at the top are protecting themselves.

So we have up to 30 BH commanders?
I thought they said we kill them extra judicially!

This news is fake, super fake.

This recording doesn't really prove anything but its worth listening to.

Mods!

The voice sounds like Tb's sha!

Edited
Its him o
He offered them 50k each to fuel their cars
He could have been more remorseful.

I won't say anything

Other than, God bless my Country.

We should be giving these guys counter-intelligence.
Act lies to throw them off balance.

Validated: Worse than this is the fact that they detest pork. Army strategy should include bleeding pigs and finding means of sprinkling the blood on both living and dead terrorists. All those dead terrorist and bombers should be buried with pork.

You know how the northerners behave, they will start crying.

zicoraads: Stop trying to justify it. Thr is nthng like a 'Nigerian idiomatic expression.'

Whats there if Nigerians in the hierarchy of the language agree in a convention to make these expressions or should I say phrases, correct.

Englishteacher: Hey guys cut it out.

Teasher no come here kon dey yarn nonsense o.

dapsoneh: Even u urseff just made a mistake, ther is nothn like bein 'above mistake'.. The right word shld av been 'error free'..

Chillax! its a Nigerian idiomatic expression
Its been so used and it dosnt sound incorrect.

Inferiority complex is thinking english is incorrect unless it has been spoken by an oyibo.

See as americans and their allies dey overhype this phone.

Make we love ourselves o!

Speedy

I loved that biscuit

onoja12: Some times i laugh,who is misinformed,is it the villagers who are on the ground wearing the shoe or you who is listening to western media.
that's not the first village,different villages in different countries have made it clear that its the white guys infecting them with this virus and you people are here saying they are ignorant,abeg the villagers are only defending themselves the only way they know how,from wicked,greedy,selfish and heartless capitalist.
we can still remember how they where infecting people in Libya with HIV before Gaddafi arrested them,we can remember how the where injecting sicknesses into our kids in Kano and the list goes on,so i think its you guys that are ignorant not them

Gbam
But killing them is too extreme
But wait o, this might just be propaganda.

oluwaKStar: Black people proving they are mentally inferior since dawn of tym..fucking nigros

Speak for yourself

2cato: Methink the medical experts should be armed b4 going on such expendition

Then what?
Force medicine on people?

VivaLaFrans: Empty it on your palms? Never... At climax, you'll not want to get up ooo, but rather empty it on your bed disguised va.gina

I don't get up, I do it while lying down.
It takes me about 30s to get up thereafter.

These yeye english people!

kilokeys: abi o..

don't mind those Charlie pple of Ghana..

i went to go to de chechi ( i want to go to the church)

how is wake ? ( how is work?)

tell hair, hair hair is dety ( tell her, her hair is dirty)

ifaoni: am sory sir! Get your cheap dats with bonus. Check my signature.

why wont that efulefu call Nigeria a zoo?

I love my country o, emenike can go ahead and tear his scrotum.

VivaLaFrans: Kinda true ooo... Eggs makes the scrotum to produce more sperms and plenty of seminal fluids, to the brim. The scrotum becomes full, which results in wet dreams and your boxer is damn WET...

wet ke?
At the climax, I wake up and empty it on my palm, I successfully do this 95% of the time, the 5% is when I'm too tired.

Chimax15: that awkward moment. after hosting the show these people were discovered to still have Ebola disease in them

They are cured and have natural immunity.

This is part of the scheme to dampen the efforts of the Authorities in battling boko haram.
Recolonization is just shacking some people.

This kitting na for nuclear catastrophe o

This is rubbish, heavy rubbish!

50calibre: You're a foolish individual, so you're happy she's back to suffer with you in Nigeria?

Do you know that moving from a country like Canada to a country like Nigeria, is like moving from heaven to hell

It is pessimistic rotten heads like you that make this country worse, your breed are ones that think the 'black man' is a monkey. They are the ones that won't buy locally produced goods, you are the ones that would list out a thousand and one problems about Nigeria, but find it hard to suggest practical solutions to those perceived problems.