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jubrealguy:
lol.....small hustle i dey try work, u wan spoil am..lol

bfor u package any bae, make sure u offer sacrifice of alomo nd babeoku to me if u no want make I double cross u

jubrealguy:
lol....so na cos of drink u sly me

I no sly u o, we sly each oda ni

iambibi:
Not in this life time...... E beta make i go become nun for d rest of my life.... Fraiser ko, Fraiser ni..... Where Fraih dey sef.... Make i ask her weda she don ryt down doz scriptures with dia correct correct punch line as instructed....

babe it will be a great pleasure if u can take my life as a project o, u can change my life, nd am ready to bcom a church broda because of u

Qutyjoice:
Then what hun? Wait what's wrong tonyt?? Are yu fyn? Dnt tell me No

lol... Ai si nibe lai bawon dasi o

Sent4rina:
U beta give fraiser some space in ur heart make hin manoeuvre ur meandrine.

abeg tell am o

DTOBS:
Option E; All of the above...



Fraiser, woroko do machete ko, do bulldozer ni...oni so Ku so, my chommieblaq is coming to enjoy ni,no stress for her at all!!!


Sent4rina; why u go change am for me? WhT I do?

lol

CROBBOY:
Good Evening My People of Golden City. Its so nice to know I have a fun-filled city of this calibre with citizens endowed with diverse and unique abilities capable giving one memorable experiences. It could not be better!

I absolutely do appreciate the efforts of our leaders of this great city (especially, LogoDWhiz and Kbs468) in working effortlessly and consistently to ensuring that this city do not lack its flavour and excitements. Repeatedly and creatively, you guys have developed strategies and concepts which unequivocally keeps people glued to this Thread. When John Maxwell said "The proof of leadership is found in its followers" and "Leadership is all about influence, nothing more, nothing less", I believe LogoDWhiz and Kbs468 were the premises upon which such inspirational writings were developed.
Cudos!



When I Look at all my mentions unattended, I get worried if 30th of March will be sufficient enough to adequately permit me to respond to them independently. I love you all for making me feel so relevant (in Tubaba's voice, feel like Obasanjo).

Some of you (Fraih, jubrealguy, Wittyemi and others) making me feel like Wole Soyinka or Editor-In-Chief of Vanguard Newspaper already, I DEY HAIL UNA O! Don't forget that I am still an Engineer by Education, Certification and Profession o!.

And to all of you (you know yourselves) nominating me for one thing or the other, you guys are just a collection of bonds of attraction. IMAGINE HOW YOU GUYS MAKE ONE FEEL WITH ALL THESE MENTIONS Now I understand why LogoDWhiz and Kbs468 chose to disqualify themselves from being nominated!

[b] UNA TOO TOO MUCH O, HOW UNA DAY GO NA

And to all those that had my mention:
Keterine7
Rukkyola
DTOBS
SC31 my sheri sheri
Oyehomie
Qutyjoice
Biotechshola
Fraih
Jubrealguy
Martinez1845 (Your Moniker seems strange)
iambibi
jayloms
Abbeyunique2
Fraiser
Kbs468
cosycee (the man that answers comic question late)
Chommieblaq
LogoDWhiz
and others (My head getting hot now)

I LOVE YOU ALL!

Good Evening

crobboy I doff my cap o, u are welcom

jubrealguy:
no b twinnie b my problem sef.....i know men wey meet me here, dem don shaperly get babe, d ones wey fraiser suppose do dere package for me, he wan chop everything no wahala.......i know what to do

I go just carry my lappy now, open new nairaland account with female moniker, enter golden city, introduce myself.......toast myself, gree for myself, before una know......una don gimme best couple

you no dey remind me na, na since wen u don buy drink for me last

jubrealguy:
i don't even want to check ds are the kinda step our humble President LogoDwhiz should take

cc kbs468 Dtobs fraih fraiser

am currently using a java phone now, my oda phone is dead, I will not b able to chek

jubrealguy:
all we have to find out is if she'd love her garri with groundnut or maybe she'd prefer chicken

NB: Groundnut can like to cause pimples

*singin adekunle gold song* ale ma lowo lowo o, sugbon a ni alaafia, a le ma nile lori o, ayewa dun bi oyin...

Fraih:
Nobody asked after Bae The only prophet in this city!

dont mind dem jor

Fraih:
Nobody asked after Bae The only prophet in this city!

dont mind dem jor

Qutyjoice:
To Dem babez(Start jotting dem down)
Dettol
Handkerchiefs
Night wear
Underwear(white n black shd do)
Detergent
Pad/Tissue
Lamp
Bedspread
Drugs
Sun Glasses
Nose cover
Mosquito Net
Provisions
Wrapper
Body spray
Make ups(Powder lipstick, eye pencil etc)
Cream(Hair and Body)
Brush
Sponge
Earings.

guys oya make una listen singlet boxer hair brush sweet sensation rough rider money for beer towel

iambibi:
lolz... Oga no dey tempt me abeg... . Instead lemme invite u to our conference meeting in the convent... I assure u... Dat Divine Salvation awaits u God bless u as u come.. *shares hand bill*

I rather bcom a reverend father too, if u will not succomb to my proposal, oya straight to seminary college

dejiconde:
c'mon shut up dere joor.... CASANOVA!!

lol... No dey beef ur fellow man na

jubrealguy:
nigga......wahstrong with u, i miss babe..babe sef talk say she miss me, wetin b ur own.......bobo yii, ma change e fun ee ooo

lol... My guy yaf para o

dejiconde:
nah mi u dey call parrot mouth abi?

na u o, dat ur mouth wey b lyk caburetor wey dey leak oil

jubrealguy:
u sef, shey only u fit work every yarinya for Kad ni, make e follow....gboju, o ti like obinrin ju

no let my wife hear dis one o

merikims:
you open shop for me?or I tell u say I dey sell something wey u wan buy?

lol... No kind of husband wey will no go see for dis city, just tank God say hin never carry u go do fun trip for sahara desert, shey u don see d choice u make now

rosalieene:
lmaoooooooooooo

wao cant blive I brought a laff out of ur beautiful mouth, dat should b my first achievement for dis month. I remember my teacher once told me wen u accidentally make a beautiful woman laff, u av successful created a path into her heart, bur I never bliv him, pls tell me now, is my teacher right or wrong?

MissOyin:
mehn opening a new page
dedicated to all d new faces that does nt knw me

lol... Awon ti won da mama be mo

DTOBS:
Am the gentle type with ladies, this chommieblaq can testify to. It's obvious she had a lot of fum yesterday,hence her morning sickness today!

na dat fun gangan b d gobe wey dey dia o, abah u suppose consider say na una first outing b dat na

Abbeyunique2:
The guy just dey rush shot like sanchez, he no wan be like mertesacker at all

lol... Na him o

Fraih:
I love you too Twinnie.

Jubrealguy and Drjoshua2000, we are up for the forensic test.

Shammak Darling, where are you?

datz true o, where is my inlaw, he ought to hav been back from d mountain by now

DTOBS:
Lolzzz...no blush oooo.


Spixytnxy don waka go alone!!!

she for call me wen she dey go na, I no want make dat bae dey walk alone

iambibi:
block ke?, me wey b reverend sister........ No let me find ma lipstick because of u o.. ...

lol... Babe no dey hide d feelins na, dont worry about d outsiders, dey will talk nd forget about it, nd we continue livin our lives, u know it can b very dangerous to hide feelins, oya com nd block me at GC reality eatery so dat we can talk better

Chommieblaq:
Hahaha hahaha hahaha hahaha
Was down with fever, feeling bit better than earlier.
Aw u jare

am fyn dear, hope u hav taken drugs, I comand every fever to disappear by d power of my affection for u

justified10:
no b only film trick...u go soon c effect..

woman wrapper of d year..I dey jealous u sha..

abeg, since na u knw wia all d gels for dis city dey...I wan ask, where is bolagabriella ?

bolagabriella is now doin 24hrs service in her new duty post #my bedroom# dax y she never show face

DTOBS:
You re back....

My chommieblaq is doing fine...not what you re thinking.

I remember say u tell me dat tym say u won get money quick quick, make hin no b say u don go use woroko do cutlass o

DTOBS:
where are this people...?


LogoDwhiz

Kbs468

Fraiser

Sent4rina


all of you...wia art thou now...



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Spixytnxy, where are you now

my personal person I don land gidigba for GC o, na d potholes wey dey on air slow our plane down, I appreciate d mention

iambibi:
wow dats cool.... Wats her name

you no fit know her e go don rich lyk 10 yrs she don finish for ur sku

biotechshola:
Hardie14 love!


Ololufe mi atata, awelewa, oloju bolirosi, elese maradona, baby mi peperenpe....


Singing in sunny ade's voice **ale yi ayato, idaji oni sheeko**.....



Am home now darling!

e come dey do me lyk say make me too go turn lover boi sha