₦airaland Forum

Chommieblaq:
Fraiser na me u wan borrow person, kam jide kwa gi, anyways I ain't minding him cos I can see through his mind. Kikikikikikikakakakamamamamamama laughing in espanyol

bae am very sorry, I just realise am goin rather too low, my golden luv should be domicile in a golden heart, chisophia all d way

Chommieblaq:
MI I no wan share ma pyaar with anybody, even d shadow I no share, as e be say u be na kowa, I no wan consider at all o.




Off f to the ocean with DTOBS, Kbs468 take note.

sorry bae u just missed a life tym privilege of havin me in ur life, I hereby move all my treasurable luv to dat gorgeous bae... I guess u know her

Abbeyunique2:
this suspense by NYSC is killing me, Pls who sabi where i can find Hiro Nakamura, i want to be teleported to 24 march jare
cc Fraih, fraiser, logodwhiz, qutyjoice, beckytee, jubrealguy, crobboy et all

me never hear dat name bfor o

DTOBS:
You re more than a brother... I promise to keep a seal lip!


Come,dt's a good biz ooo...cool dollars from SP will make sense ooo...Oya let's change direction.

As for Fraiser, my chommieblaq can t be cajoled into something that's not good for her health.

I no dey stay plenty on one bae lyk dat, me don move my ministry no tym, ti ife ba n rako ati de orun, o ti ku tipe

Kbs468:
I have taken it already but............
......
*whispering* Mehn, As regards the Dollars wey I dey Eye say SP greatestman go give na

And unto say the EFCC chairman-LMAyedun no dey available to investigate anything na,

I just bone Minister-Sent4rina side ooo, come payan d koko oo.

Ooooo. Y I come reveal secret to you sef, No wahala na, you na original manchin, meaning Bubbles no go burst b dat na

Because na double danger e go b ooo, unto say fraiser sef don dey plan how to BM as him go confession to Jubrealguy yesterday na,

But me sef don get him code too unto say e wan b like me with 5 wives instead of staying faithful to him BlizzydoDo oo.

Still, him dancing steps na F word d thing carry oo because hin go dey tell chisophia wey hin dey chyk say him get PhD for Womanology in the federal university of flirting and Dating

can you imagine that? Instead of allowing her to discover herself as na dat kain one dey Sweet ladies well well because it allows them to become EMERGENCY GAME CHANGER and thus improve on how to win him over others oo. Abi no b so?

But first because wetin I wan talk now go sweet die come wake up tanda gidigba like I told psb4real ( abi no b him )

Anyway, d talk b say baa? Your lovina-Chommieblaq hear dat fraiser and his Womanology degree oo

How you see am? Are you not feeling it Infact Chommieblaq told him that you and her can even go to the Ocean sef, she no care!

Like I told you, Abeg a no wan people give me another name oo eg Akproko because Abbeyunique2 don give me one b4 say I b Oropo

lol... no b d bae i dey tell say I get phd o, na my relationship tutor, am suprised hw it got licked out, bur still on stilll me no dey marry many wifes o, am not a polygamist bur I just want to stamp many ladies ni, se o ti ye e, nd if she won dey form stubborn, emi o ki n be obirin, i just format her record from my data base nd input a new one dia, obirin yapa ni gboro

Oyehomie:
DEDICATED TO YAH ALL KNO NAH...QUTYJOICE NAA NI



Wettn i du u nah

my lover boy inlaw I dey greet o

merikims:
yes we are good
were u lost go?

shey dis one na luv sha? see how she dey follow am talk, babe u better pull out of dis forced marriage

wittyemi:
Myself, Chris Ngige, Dino Melaye and other dignitaries morn the death of the minister of state for labour, Barr. James Eneojo Ocholi who died in a ghastly auto-crash today along Kaduna -Abuja highway this afternoon.
May his soul rest in peace.

Dedicated to those that think we don't know the news or we are not serious youths; well,I m right here where the news is happening.

As I type this,his (Barr. James Eneojo Ocholi's) body has just been brought to the national hospital by the FRSC.

If you ask me,who this kind news wan help now,i just say make I report am since dem say we no current.

Reporting live from National hospital Abuja..

fuc.k wot a bad news, may his soul rest in perfect peace

DTOBS:
Loll....


1, She's following her heart presently!

2. She is very very happy with the person she has now!

3. Which other one;...am not shouting, just telling you


So in low tone *Keep off* Military zone...

I don resolve to borrow u d bae for d time being, that chisophia dey do me tirinrintirinrin

Abbeyunique2:
U dey Even deny me and fraiser

rukkyola go b my friend, I rejected devil nd his work in Jesus name

dejiconde:
oga werin I do u ooo... trouble dey sleep monkey go wake am ooo

na who b trouble, dey wyn ursef

Sent4rina:
Infact na u be d overall best student of all time...

tank God say u even hear d news for tv

Sent4rina:
suprise suprise... Oya go inside dat store wey dey backyard u go see a gas cylinder 4 dia call Ali(our gateman) make he help u carry am cos me no wan make u stress ursef o. Use d manual inside d gas-stove wey dey house connect d tin.

Make sure u dey careful o, gas dey inflammable make u no burn house 4 me abeg o.

Na iyan pelu egusi soup i go chop tonyt..

I no say u go don dey happy if u see dis message. No thank me jor, if i no take care of u now, some amebos(like fraiser) dem go talk.
I dey come home very soon.

lmao, mehn dis is serious, na for which village den bring dis ur rukkyola, abeg let make she come do house maid for my house for six month, so dat she go fit learn alot from my gorgeous wife

DTOBS:
From the onset,I've come to realised that you are not the type that can easily be swayed by material things! Kudos to you. Though I've missed a lot this few min/hours I've been away, Fraiser has been posing like the biblical Lucifer but my unique queen has overcame all the temptation.

Sweetie... The yatch is waiting for us, if you are ready am ready!!!

let me still borrow u d bae temporarily ok, while I focus on chisophia now because it seems dat babe as formated my mind nd program only is thought dia, chisophia where are you?

Chommieblaq:
Chai this wan don scatter ma dada.



Tears the second letter (written with 24 carat gold pen)

DTOBS please let's go to the ocean sef, I don't mind.

lol... babe dont tell me u are jealous o, understanding lo matter, ko de ni sija

Rukkyola:
lol...nice ansa jare my love.Oya wat do ya want 4 dinner.no keresene 4 house and u knw sey we no dey use gas.make i go fetch firewood 4 mama nkechi? Abi na gari we go drink?

Rukkyola:
tor i hear u

bur e b lyk say I giv my friend money make una take am buy all dis tin wey una no get for house na, I no fit open my eyes make i see una dey suffer lyk dis, shey no b say ur husband go take d money play baba ijebu again sha

Sent4rina:
Lol. Naughty boi. Pesin wife na pesin property. Oya ask ursef, y u think say registery or church(i no knw may be mosque include) dey give marriage certificate?
Make i tell u say dat certificate stand 4 receipt.:p

no na lie, make I explain d meaning of d certificate to u, u know wen u go to sku, dey will giv u certificate at d end of ur program bur in d case of marriage certificate is given first, dat na to tell u say marriage na sku wey person no dey graduate from

LogoDWhiz:
I tel ya

Gbayi!


Which school u finish from?

am proudly a futarian bro

iambibi:
o my gush!! .... Wat a profile..!! . And i guess u were also d best graduating student there, and of which ofcos am sure u bagged BMW (Be My Wife), BET (Best Enduring Toaster) and LG (ladies guy) Awards.... Jst keep it up... But mean while... U must get this chommiblaq o... As in u must win her heart o, to prove ur awards.....so... All d best in ur career (career of womanology)

wen a snail sticks it mouth to any tree, it climbs it

Chommieblaq:
Rumour!
You confirmed it Sugar. PhD in womanology from d federal university of dating nd flirting.

dat must definitely be an eclipse of d finger

stephano100:
I even narrowed it down to her department accounting & she still wasn't the one o....lol...I found it out on LinkedIN
cc:
LogoDWhiz

baba u bad o

Chommieblaq:
Safari, u no fit kee me.
Y don plan with lion them abi.
Allah kiyaye

infact i deliberately want us to go on safari because of dos lions, so dat i will b able to show u d strenght God gave me to defend any woman dat choses to b wit me incase d lions tends to misbehave

Fraih:
Hehehehe, so far its not yet WAW
When he starts bringing WAW or sunlight, mention me

lol

Chommieblaq:
Ma own don finish be that.

smilling dont tell me u see dis o, I can b kidding somtyms u know

Chommieblaq:
Fraiser is washing ma head with klin, omo, hypo, jik and ariel.

lol

Rukkyola:
it is nt ur conSIGN.mind ur business wit ur own wyf

I dey tell u now u dey do shakara, later u go com dey trouble me

Chommieblaq:
Fraih come o, ur brother wan wash ma head o.






SOS, someboriiiii helep me ooooo

babe am not trying to wash ur head, but I want your head to be decorated wit treasure beads, you know in life u just hav to make d right choice so dat u experience d best tinx life has to offer, u have to choose d right man so dat u hav a blissful conjugal experience, in one word babe u deserve notin but d best

Qutyjoice:
E tun n kparo

iyen egbon e na

chisophia:
#dragsaseat#

wao wot a priviledge having u seated by my syd, my dad once told me dat wen am in d company of a beautiful woman, dont ask her wot she wants to take, but offer her d best u can afford at dat moment, so chisophia dear will u help me manage dis sparkling spanish blue wine, just to cool off. So how do u feel about dis city

chisophia:
. mehn was very long.

ehya bur I hope its not boring sha, its all for gud though I dont like stayin in d church for so long, am convinced ur weekend has been awsome, my mind is tellin me dat, nd my mind never told me a wrong tin about a beautiful lady bfor, babe can u bliv one of my new yr resolution is to start making arrangement for marriage wen ever fate brings a beautiful woman lyk u into my wife

Fraih:
#clearsthroat....

BTW, you are pretty, I love your eye balls

my twinnie why are u clearing throat na, u can also tell her how awsome i am too as ur twin bro

Chommieblaq:
Fraiser the job man. Marry ko, aure ni

babe dont follow d rumour pple tell u about me, follow ur heart