₦airaland Forum

Qutyjoice:
Not fit

after I don go collect seminary form?

Abbeyunique2:
DTOBS, just yesterday and she don dey early morning sickness. i hail o

lol... i guess DTOBS is not kind wit ladies

Cindy222:
Oh really, then i travelled oooo.... can u see me now? I am under the tree please come and help me up... I gat plenty gist for ya,u will gist me too o... heard you are the F.....T in the city hehehe....

*wao coming down from d tree wit my face wearing a cute smile, wen I got down, i decided we shud sit under d tree to enjoy d cool breeze* babe tank God am finally in d presence of ur most cherished company, i assume dis is a dream come tru, because av fantasized avin u around gisting wit me countless no of tym, babe can u pls tell me d inspiration behind dis ur romantic monicker?

MemphisDepay:
Being a while peeps. Have been down with sickness. Wish me well!

ehya sorry about dat, wish u quick recovery bro

DTOBS:
My people my people!

How are you all doing? Hope the day has been going on smoothly?


Kitchen only God knows how you come about that nick,but one thing I know is that you re da bomb.

LogoDwhiz et Kbs468; Wetin dey shelle?...am loya ooo

Fraiser; Honestly, you re a very funny character that one must not Miss to meet.

Qutyjoyce! Hmmmm, Qutyjoyce, dis babe fine no be small, ThankGod for my chommieblaq (she just as beautiful as you re,if not more sef)....when are you finishing the matter with oyehomie?

oyehomie; Your head dey dia.

Spixytnxy: where are you, awon ibeji nko? what is happening between you and Kbs468? I've missed all the little little fight nah!

Fraih et crobboy; this two guys can write for heaven! I cherish ya gift so much.

Rukyola et Sent4rina: Perfect couple of the city...but that gal kolo no b small.

who else ooo...? Abeg, make I pause here drink water plus attend to my special chommieblaq cause she's expecting me...

*open door*

lol... baba u too much, I am already blushing seeing dat, tanks alot. I tink say na only me dey miss spixytinxy ni o, my system don dey do overfloatin as i nor see paraga drink for a couple of days now

rosalieene:
ok now
am in

are u sure u were in dis city bfor or u just came, I hav d record of all d beautiful babes in dis city, hw com urs is not dia, dat means av not cheked ur dp bfor, Its wen I checked ur dp now dat I just blive GC is an haven of beautiful damsefs, ur beauty overshadow my reasoning immidiately

iambibi:
lwkmd dis babe... U wee no kill me... Wetin i wan use ur husband do.....y i dey evn talk too much... Infact OYO IS UR CASE!!!

wen I told u to come to green pasture, u said u want to stay in d desert, now see d kyn mouth wash u dey collect upon notin

Rukkyola:
7.Best couple: sent4rina & rukkyola

ahahah for ur mind

iambibi:
lol.. I tink u need to sit dat ur twinnie down and quote some scriptures to him, if possible write d scripture down with some correct correct punch lines (sheeybi na u b best writer) and let him confess it joh... ... No need to tnk me... Am only doin ma job as a gud neighbor!!

so where did u say u will block me tonyt?

iambibi:
lol.. I tink u need to sit dat ur twinnie down and quote some scriptures to him, if possible write d scripture down with some correct correct punch lines (sheeybi na u b best writer) and let him confess it joh... ... No need to tnk me... Am only doin ma job as a gud neighbor!!

so where did u say u will block me tonyt

Chommieblaq:
Since wey I follow DTOBS go ocean, I no dey get ma self ooooo.





How are you all doing ma lovelies

lol... now u understand wot am sayin yesterday, u better go do check up for dcheifpriest syd, hw awsome was ur day

jubrealguy:
lol....elenu ni e, how u dey na.......shey all dose Bodija dey dey help u keep body and soul together sha, abi u wan folo me and fraiser go Kaduna (yarinya things)

if hin follow us go kaduna, he won keep bad man company b dat o

Abbeyunique2:
No vex, bro.
cindy222, jubrealguy miss you gan o. infact anytime we dey joint, nah ur matter we dey always discuss.

why u dey lie na? D babe sef no who dey miss her

iambibi:
Usman Danfodiyo University Sokoto, frm Biology dept, hw abt u

a sister of mine graduated from ur sku

Fraih:
Twinnie!!! Bet why?!!!
Fraiser mi owon

my most dearest twin, dat is d outcome of d fyt u don dey help me settle among ladies in d city since all dis days o, I luv u dear

hardie14:
dude, well ur jeep is of no use as my bae biotechshola bought one for me with a driver attached. just going to the next street for sharwama and no be all things person fit send maid.
body too need small exercise nw.
so dude back off our case.**tongue out**

yeh! If dem tell me dis kyn tin na to go vex jump for river niger o

dejiconde:
ino b new comer bro, I wan wyn sm1 so bros I don't need to go thru any page

na who b d person wey u won wyn?

Abbeyunique2:
Don't worry, i don't bite and i can't my friend in the open and i don't want a situation whereby his ministerial nomination will be revoked as a result of our public utterances. moreover i like to discuss important matters like that in a serene environment without disturbance.

ur laff dey make me laff

jubrealguy:
lol.....e joor ooo, no worry, dem go give u best doctor if u can prove fraih and fraiser ain't twins for real

Wetin person no go see for this city, iambibi and iamdynamite just MUTUALLY AGREED to be twins, abeg make una help me find dat moniker wey carry my own prefix oo,na jub b d prefix. JUB

lol... Dont tell me u dont bliv fraih nd I are twins for real, anywayz in order to clear ur doubt we hereby submit oursefs to drjoshua for forensic test

jubrealguy:
lol.....e joor ooo, no worry, dem go give u best doctor if u can prove fraih and fraiser ain't twins for real

Wetin person no go see for this city, iambibi and iamdynamite just MUTUALLY AGREED to be twins, abeg make una help me find dat moniker wey carry my own prefix oo,na jub b d prefix. JUB

lol... Dont tell me u tinkin fraih nd I are not twins for real, anyway to clear ur doubt, we hereby submit our sef to DrJoshua for forensic test

BlizzydoDo:
smiln, oya let's discuss t here if yuu are serious cos I dnt like hotel meetings ooo

datz my angel, I so much trust u babe

Abbeyunique2:
Welcome, i be wan see you so we will discuss ur husband matter. maybe u can block me at uptown hotel, Golden city. it's important

my friendship because u don dey watch monkey stunts dis days, e com dey wish to somersault abi?, I pity u o, I no dey take blizzydoDo joke wit anybody o

dejiconde:
most reserved male "dejiconde"

na dat ur parrot mouth dey reserved?

justified10:
hello golden city... I am here to see d biggest female flirt

as fraiser don dominate d normination for d biggest male flirt, I was expecting to c kbs468 dominate...I no knw say fraiser na d baddest of d baddest of d baddest.

lol... D tin b lyk film trick for my eyes self

LogoDWhiz:
I'm impressed bro.

thanks my guy

jubrealguy:
UMBRELLA.........Chai, wen me dey carry JEEP come

na wetin u know understand b dat, its a matter of jeep u re bringing, its a matter of my commitment to show her d best protection I can afford despite my humble life

NOMINATION CATEGORY 2 (PHASE I)
√ 1. MOST RESERVED FEMALE "blizzydoDo"
√ 2. PROBLEM SOLVER "LogoDwhiz"
√ 3. WRITER OF THE YEAR "fraih"
√ 4. MR CASANOVA "Oyehomie"
√ 5. MZ KARASHIKA "qutyjoice"
√ 6. BIGGEST MALE FLIRT "abbeyunique2"


Cc LogoDwhiz Kbs468

Qutyjoice:
BIGGEST MALE FLIRT___ Fraiser.....Brother mi yu see yur life, everybody z writing your name.....Anyway I love yu like that.

lol...na to go turn pastor b d next tin now

Cindy222:
OMG... tree? lol i am running to come and join you on that tree o... Travel to where? i didn't travel anywhere ooo.

oh babe datz so nice of u, nd I assure u we will enjoy d breeze to d fullest, let me start arranging a better seat for u, dont forget u will gist me alot wen u com nd mind u wen u ar out of GC for a long tym, it simply means u travel ok

Abbeyunique2:
you no like species. sha take care of her

she is very safe wit me ok

Cindy222:
Ok come and keep me company now, what's happening concerning your day that's making u feel its going smoothly.... i will tell NEPA to take light now lol...

yea babe am here by ur syd, so far dia is no lyt in my area, as nepa don vex comot dia lyt, no money to fuel d gen because of dollarisation, d sun com dey hot lyk say na my street hell fire day, d heat com dey halla lyk say I dey inside oven, as d heat no gree allow me dey inside house, na hin I come decide to climb d big iroko tree in our backyard, as am talkin to u now am chillin on an iroko tree, can somone day go smoother dan dis? So wot did u buy for me from ur journey, no no no dont tell me u didnt travel

iambibi:
kiss ke...wich kiss? U dis solomon with plenty wives...... Plz o.. Am reserving it for ma pumpkin boo boo... Lolz..

I beliv if u were to be alive in d days of solomon, u will not mind being his 700th wife or his 300th concubine, notin is more pleasing to a woman dan to be known wit such a blessed man, d same tin is happening here now, I know u woudnt mind being my 20th woman in dis city if dey hav gotten to dat no, so dat u b identified wit a super blessed man lyk me