₦airaland Forum

Fraih:

So far you no collect my Shammak, I no dey take Bae play.

Wait o, you wan collect who? Fraiser? My twin? From BlizzydoDo! Impossicant!!! The kind love bond wey dey our family, nothing fit come in o. Forget say Fraiser dey play with girls, you need to see how much affection he showers on BlizzydoDo.

my twinnie na true u talk o, I luv wife like I want to faint, bur d elderly ones will say person tin no dey turn two make person vex na, karin kapo yiye lo n yeni (make we waka plenty na hin dey give person honour o)

merikims:
fraiser is it true.oya let Me pack my load to oyehomie because I need free food for camp ooo.I no get joy for love killing me I die.

no worry u fit pack ur load go oyehomie house, make u go dey chop fud for dia bur u go come dey sleep my house for nyt, I like division of labour

eaglevision:
That's ma baby boo boo,hpe all dis wobe boys neva snatch u from me,abi fraiser try woo u? Tell me lemme break his head

lol... My head na unbreakable o, I don use am chop 201 incision from dchiefpriest, na odechi level e dey now bur sewiously I never know magymagz is ur wife o, I been dey get am for my plans bfor, may be I shud comot her name from my list for NOW, till u go travel again because official assignment dey always carry u comot city welwel

terrymason:
4 ur mind now u dey put me 4 suspence? Shey! Am single and ready to mingle... you can confirm from fraiser

wetin make she confirm from me o

merikims:
no thanks boss

wao!! Wot I luv most in my life is wen a woman tell me NO, dat is a green light for me to showcase some of my scoping skills

merikims:
gudam ma.

which kyn ma b dat? I be sir o.. Which kyn sir I dey talk self, God forbid... I be one small stuborn boy o

Qutyjoice:
Brother mi, your wife is too gentle.

dat my wife blizzydoDo ehn I never see her type o, a very cool headed woman, d most understanding nd lovable woman any man can everly imagine, no doubt she is d best for someone lyk me

Qutyjoice:
Bro you are sighted....Love you too.

ori e wa n be jor aburo mi to shan, omo to n scatter ori awon bois, o ma pe fun mi

jubrealguy:
baba, i dey hail u from this side.

I dey hail u pass broda, hw ur day dey go

nzeboss:
good day everyone, I have an issue. I lost my school I D card but I was given a letter of identification with which I cleared in school and got my statement of result. I don't know if I can use the same letter in camp or will they have issues. the letter has my passport and school stamp on it,and I still have my department I D card with me. thanks. suggestions needed.

the identification letter is all u need, nysc is aware dat som institutions withraw ID card from students bfor giving out certificate, datx d situation in my sku, so identification letter is accepted.

Qutyjoice:
Yu n co......


1. Kwara
2. Kaduna
3. Lagos
4. Edo
And yurs

oya sare tete ko ma bo ni kaduna

Kbs468:
Indeed a belated Good morning but turned Afternoon to you too Bro. Good to see us live again today not by our powers nor might, but by the Grace of God in accordance to his will.

waoo! Finally Master kbs468 finally deem it fit to reply my greetins. Lol... Baba God I tank u o... Fraih, qutyjoice nd gbogbo family members, come nd rejoice wit me o

jubrealguy:
MDLXXlol..... How's BlizzydoDo na........bn a while

my babe is doing very fyn o, she went to miami to attend d naming ceremony of one of our relatives, my bae send her warm greetins, she will soon b back

prindu:
@All...I hv a question pls;
What is minimum number of luggage to take along when travelling for this service particularly those of us traveling far distance like d North? Is a second journey necessary after d 3wks camping?

I am asking because of d following reasons:
- I hv heard of how some things will be seized in camp & returned d last day of camp e.g Clippers. What if I don't get it back?
- For economic reasons... Unto say money no dey town
- Also, d risk in traveling & d very long distance too
- and some other reasons..

So, pls, what do u guys think

Cc: LogoDwhiz, kbs468, Fraih, Fraiser, BoboLIL, Amodu , et al

I advise u just carry d essential tinx, wen u av all d basic tinx dat u know will b allowed in d camp, den u will not av any problem nd I dont even see any reason why one shud b travelling home after camping on dis our risky road though I know d watchul eyes of God will never depart from us, so far u hav d basic tinx wit u nd litu cash to get d ones dat are not readily available because as for me I hate to dey carry load if I dey travle, if dem eventually post me go north na me nd dat my small leather box dey go o, no extra load, no coming back home until probably december or after d whole service yr.

Armynu:
That's how we roll.... Morning to you mate, and a happy weekend ahead.

you gallant my personal person, wish u mervellous weekend too, enjoy

eaglevision:
I knw say na Kwam 1 dm go invite instead make dem give us Davido hehehe,Sultan of sokoto dae,Oba of lagos dae,in short 1st class traditional rulers throughout d federation boku for here.all past gov of oyo state dae on ground
Religious leaders sef dae,indigenes n well wishers over yapa.
History been made as d incumbent governor is an Ibadan indigene and will install d new Olubadan for the 1st time

Kbs468 i dae report for u specially o.

how far u, spixytinxy no dey dia? Na who go supply dem drink

jubrealguy:
**in psquare's voice** no start wetin u no go fit finish

Meanwhile, r u d real ludacris abi u just dey boro name upandan

dont mind him jare, he came wen av decided to take a break from active service in order to enjoy more passionate tym wit my wife, e for experience wetin den dey call trouble

LudaChriz:
Pack well boy

lol... Just dey tank God sey u come wen I don go on terminal leave already

Fraih:
Fraiser Fraiser!! o kaare ikeji mi Good morning

lol... Datz my twinnie, hw was ur nyt

Abbeyunique2:
Blizzdodo, just wanna greet you

baba nawa for o, na for everytin u go dey call my wife? U nor dey try o

Abbeyunique2:
i gallant tanda gidigba for my lungu. wetin dey for boys.

baba na koboko dey for bois dis morni o

Good morni to all d citizens of dis awsome city, my special gud morni goes to LogoDwhiz nd kbs468, I wish to tell u guys I respect u both so much. My affectionate gud morni goes to my gorgeous wife blizzydoDo, d best twinnie fraih, my awsome sis qutyjoice, my second **** to be merikims nd my inlaws shammak nd oyehomie, I doff my cap to all dem my sure padis, abbeyunique2, jubrealguy, DTOBS, crobboy, spixytinxy, terrymason, adusco, IghravewIG, brimmie, dejiconde, justified10, armynu nd all d esteem monickers I cudnt mention. I luv u all so much

merikims:
fraiser is it true.oya let Me pack my load to oyehomie because I need free food for camp ooo.I no get joy for love killing me I die.

merikims babe, dont let dem force husband on u o, u know u hav to b in a place wia u will b happy, i dont support one man one woman marriage wia d wife is not happy nd comfortable, wia by she will derive utmost joy in one man two women marriage, because dia is notin being wit d man a woman most desire, I guess u understand me better. My arms are wide open to accomodate u babe

LudaChriz:
Wait o... Don't tell me u ar taking this serious & personal??

baba no b say I dey take am pee o, I never won carry my trouble near ur syd as I neva sabi d kyn person wey u b, If I start wit u, u no go won watch am finish, dos kyn wahala na my passion, bur I no want d situation wey b sey if we start u too go vex port out of d city.

adusco:
Tnx bro, e dey hapon for mountain top. lol

no quams I go meet u dia

CROBBOY:
Alright. I go go find axe buy start work

bur wait o, da ur english too dey heavy na, u no just dey pity dos of us wey b say na pidgin b d official language for our sku

CROBBOY:
Alright brother. Good Morning. Where are all those your SPICY-JOKING statements? Nor tell me say the account don dry o!

smillin... Na wyning u won take enter dis morni abi? Anyway I won try format d system nijare make I download new ones, na no shaken for me o

Abbeyunique2:
Good morning Golden city, how was night, my special shout out goes to the new Olubadan of Ibadan HRH Soliu Adetunji on his coronation as he ascend the throne of our forefathers.

abbey hw far na, ki lo n worsorping, hw ur nyt

adusco:
Yipee!!! it's my BIRTHDAY citizens of GC

happy birthday baba, I wish u longlyf nd prosperity in gud health, hav a fun filled day my sure buddy, oya nibo lo ti n sele ka debe

CROBBOY:
Now I don't know whether you are acting psychedelic, or hallucinating or being sarcastic, or all of the above. Chose one

my greatest effico, I never install dictionary for my phone o, try pieces d grammer abeg

CROBBOY:
Eyaa, it is a pity that we all cannot be spencerM, not even in the next life.

So that means if your characters and temperaments are not within the limits of our understanding, then it becomes eminent upon your responsibility to provide us with those so that we do not continue to wallow in misconception and misconstrue your actions and the motives that necessitated them.

crobboy I can see u sabi english welwel dont worry nysc go soon send u to d nearest primary school wia u go turn professor of grammer, Wot I mean is dat d guy am talkin about na my padi, nd If I talk lyk dat he knows d point am tryin to bring out. Dat never reach wetin go make u use grammer scatter our head, here no b classrum abeg nd no be jorbberman site, so i dont tink showcasing skills is neccessary. Btw gudmorni boss hw ur nyt?

IghravweIG:
Oya na. Gbayi padi mi.

yea naso