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jubrealguy:
no b just kala, plus daju sef.......omo wobe male

lol... Baba ashana no b badt tin na, in as much I no carry dem com house

spixytinxy:
haa fraiser u kala gan oooo

kala bi bawo, iyawo mi o compain nw

spixytinxy:
abegi, u b learner for where my husband is a concern

oya lets clear d doubt once nd for all

jubrealguy:
oya,make una add everything up, how much.........madam no tell me my orijin don hot nor my isi ewu cold, e joor ma......e ma fa werey loyan oo (no go draw mad woman breast oo)

lol... Ori e wa n be jor

spixytinxy:
ehn ehn, e no get wetin eyes no go c for dis city

wetin eyes dey see again o

Qutyjoice:
Eshey, I wnt do it again

kare omo daadaa, *yoruba ni ti a ba fi owo otun bomo wi, afi osi fa mora* oya maabo wa joko si ori ese mi *adupe wipe oko e o gbo yoruba*

Qutyjoice:
And why wnt I read it(lol), dz kind love z strong o...I don fall finish...This poem z enough(sufficient) for me.....How do I love yu more n more? Trust me I wil neva stop loving you, I love the day I met you already, ya indeed a Blessing to me. Sleep tyt Ife mi

all dis luv en na film trick I dey call dem bfor o, e b lyk say guys don dey put muscle for d tin o

amodu:
I can't stop laughing
SHORO NIYEN SHA

lol... Dont mind me jor

justified10:
well done boss...how ur side.
I saw ur mention d oda tym, thnaks for remembering me.

padimi my syd dey bam o, u na my personal person of life o, much regards to u man

Qutyjoice:
Not feeling fyn now....Okay I was sorry

oya dide, mase be mo o

Qutyjoice:
Lmao, e gbadun I swear, so a ti kekere le ti ya digbolugi(emi ko ni mo type e o)

iyen emi na, se o realise pe egbon e lo n ba soro sha, oya kunle sibeyen ko kawo e soke

Kbs468:
Lol. shey na Readometer we go call you ni? Abi na palmistry?

Abi na Reado, Comprehendo and classificoer?

Even though nothing you typed relate to the El-classico match between Real Madrid and Barcelona

Thank God say na Fraiser you even quote and him na Galaticocian

see as d thing sounds like eshan people for Sir Patrick Obahiogbon side

baba if i won write essay for exam nd I no put pidgin my lecturer fit vex tear my script o, na wetin make d tin com sweet me b dat. I just tank God say no b dat brilliant sku wey crobboy go me too go o, dis one wey I dey reason service my carryover for don tall reach burja arab. Bur wait o, u just mention el'classico, abeg wen b d match I won go see d new skills wey ronando go teach messi again, ororo omo mi

Qutyjoice:
I swear he's so onpoint

naso dat guy sabi book o, e no just resemble me wey my neck don turn spring due to over peeping for inside exam hall. Abi make I go vex para for dem momsy ni, i won know y den no dey speak oyinbo to us for house, even if dem speak am sef, shey I go answer dem ni, emi ti mo ti ti kekere jara mi.

DTOBS:
Lolzzz....na only shina woman for make person discover about oneself...

baba dat bae make sense o, she fit bring out d talent in u, nor dey pretend

CROBBOY:
Official language in school

Anyway, I am really sorry brother - its not intentional at all. Its just that as humans, we derive more pleasure and tend to communicate and express our thought effectively when we are speaking in a language we are either fluent, conversant or comfortable with.

For example:

SPINXYTINXY enjoys communiting more by spicing her talk with several yuroba exclamations and slangs.

Keterine7 enjoys and makes 70% of her contributions when the comments are sports/soccer related.

Amodu likes political discussions and sometimes uses terms that I work so hard to understand their contextual implication.

LogoDWhiz speaks more with simple English, simple pidgin, and simple thoughts. He just likes going straight to the point -trying so had to avoid long stories so he can reply many others.

Kbs468 likes to start by touching many aspects (from NYSC, to politics, to entertainment, to sports, to Islam, etc) before he returns to answering your simple question.

Maggymagz likes communicating more with symbols and tries to avoid (as much as possible) making a sentence that requires up to 7 words.

Oyehomie and SC31 likes involving in discussions that have so much to do with relationships and love affair

While you (fraiser), shammak and Rukkyola as a way of being comic, like responding to people in opposite direction from what is obvious and conventional using the shortest of pidgin shortcuts.

etc etc etc etc etc

THIS IS BACAUSE, JUST LIKE EVERYONE SAYS (especially, LogoDWhiz), WE ARE ALL HERE TO HAVE FUN WHILE KEEPING IN TOUCH WITH AND AWAITING ON NYSC RESPONSES.

As for me, this is one surest way I catch my fun. Most of the people I deal with (from family to friends, to colleagues and clients), this is the predominant language I use. My parents DELIBERATELY trained us this way and now, it has stuck with me.

I PLEAD THAT THE SAME WAY I SHOW UNDERSTANDING WITH YOU GUYS WHEN YOU DISCUSS YOUR SPORTS, YOU HAVE TO RECIPROCATE SUCH GESTURES TO ME.

GOD BLESS YOU!

But I dey still flow for pidgin plenty times na. You nor dey feel am?

chai... Dis sleep wey dey follow me shook leg for one trouser sef no let may I know wetin I go talk again... Oya na u sabi, u sabi, I feel u, eyintemi oya e bami sha crobboy latewo

Oyehomie:
Ahhah..maybe...lol..hw re u today nah

baba I just leylow for here lyk cat wey dey fast o

jubrealguy:
baba, as i enter like dat.....just dey enter madam spixytinxy shop, go order down....carry guyz go, i dey come cos i hear say ur wifey don go vigil.

Madam, orijin onike ati isi ewu, e ba mi package e sile, i dey inside go slow.......wit my SALARY

e make sense lyk dat as u don dey bring ur salary, infact awon bois ti n je gbese sile de e, beckytee ur husband don join eruku guys for spixytinxy shop wit hin salary o, u fit go soak d remaining garri wey dey una house make hunger no com use ur nose do trumpet, by d way my wyf don go vigil trutru, ashana lole se lale yi mehn

spixytinxy:
which kind skills him wan learn abi no him go teach dem, wo oko mi o nice in dat department at all oooo

na which dpmt b dat? Ur house na sku ni? See na child wey never reach anoda person papa farm bfor go talk sey na hin papa farm big pass o, iwo fi eyi don oko blizzydoDo wo, ki o ri pe rere ni oluwa

spixytinxy:
ordained in heaven indeed, na blizzydodo I pirry sha

leave my wife alone na, na me nd my wife alone o, we no dey put our affairs for public, our marriage no d reality show o, d tin wey she dey see enh, na she b d only one wey fit see am, Ife atokewa lo pa kadara wa po

spixytinxy:
high ke, I mite b selling weed bt I don't do weed cos am a good xtian

good xtian wey dey sell paraga nd weed for bois, na firewood for hell fire

CROBBOY:
I nor dey wyn you brother. That na your characteristics wey we dey use our korokoro eye see.

Why you wan format wey you fit backed them up to the cloud. You sure say you nor go need them in the future?

i been one get new ones ni jor, bur i still fit go back dem up for space later later sha, u re wecom, hw ur day

CROBBOY:
I nor dey wyn you brother. That na your characteristics wey we dey use our korokoro eye see.

Why you wan format wey you fit backed them up to the cloud. You sure say you nor go need them in the future?

i been one get new ones ni jor, bur i still fit go back dem up for space later later sha

eaglevision:
I go castrate u last last ni o

dat one no b problem, after she don get belle wetin i dey find again

spixytinxy:
I no dey threaten u ooo, na truth I dey yarn oooo, I no fit mislead my felo woman, bt dat blizzydodo too trust u sef, she no dey gree bliv person

lol... dat our luv enh is beyond d knowledge of man, specially ordained by God, our luv no b shine shine luv o

iykebest1:
thought as much. But there was never a goodbye.

ehya sorry about dat bro, e fit b say na byebye she said nd u no too put mind den

Qutyjoice:
Dnt shepe for me jor, I cnt Leave Popsi n Momsi now.

dont worry i will act in proxy for dem

Oyehomie:
Lol...ahaha,...can u imagine..na for ur eye i carry am enter rum abi..ehn....anyway tnx...bt no dey spy on couples o..wettn du ya wife spixytinxy....why ur hubby go dey spy on anoda couple...?

may be he wants to learn new skills u know

Abbeyunique2:
nibo ni agbo ile wa ni'badan

agodi ni eyan mi

ABB1:
You self go understand na madam. Abi you go follow am come KD?

abeg abeg abeg no dey talk to my blizzydoDo lyl dat. I no dey lyk dat kyn tin

topealonso:
atleast we son dey make frnds already bfr we reach camp..
na akure u dey?

naso baba, ati jo lepo niyen, yea I dey akure

Qutyjoice:
Welcm Brother pelu gbogbo crew.....Shey e wa? Pls Sist Fraih nko??

emi ati fraih jo de, convoy lagbe wole

DTOBS:
Boss no be ijala ooo na oriki orile oooo



"Woman"? cause what?

woman can make someone discover hin talent sundenly ni o