₦airaland Forum

MrCork:
....bro..sound like u people hav no electricity coz it seems u read the thread in the dak....the man says he 30 years old and if he been sleepin with prostitute for 15 years...isn't that half his life??...... Don't u people use candles?


......bro I don't mean to sound rude but may be 0P should re-type slowly so u cn catch up......homebase guys r normally slow pokes though (no oofense!)

I ain't here to exchange words wiv u. D OP said 5yrs

golddeejay:
pls re-type in english.
Thank God u ddnt 'destroy' the name of dat university by mention the name...

U wanna mock him? Do first by correcting ur statement

MrCork:
....Mary,calm down...at list am happy 4u & pls take this as a compliment... U sound like an educated edddiiiiat...which is far berra than bein called a mofo in 2014.

....a guy brags about sleeping wit prostitutes for half of his life & then now datin yor sister..and instead of concerning about aids test..he more concern about tellin a public forum she likes to tear on mountain position.
....and u think this is ok

....bro..no oofense but just by lookin at the shape of yor head ..am not sayn yor brain is slow but u r clearly Homebase...for some wierd reasons,it normally takes a while for u to catch up coz clearly...yor mofo head still struggling to get our point..

...bro...am goin bak to bed...laters!!

How can u call 5years half of his life?

Ain't it d same Ebola dat thrives in USA?

tabletman1:
From Osumenyi



Tag. Franchise21

Not far apart. Tho, I hv links dere

tabletman1:
I don't even know my senatorial district but I am from Nnewi south LGA you people are far too small to exceed 2%, have u been to normal anambra community during xmas? Have u even been to aguleri(otucha) your neighboring community during xmas and see the much population there? Orient are also doing their thing at aguleri, so don't make it seem like if they are drilling only the oil at nzam.

Where in Nnewi South?

If it's true, very soon dey wud contact theirs

As for d toilet users, dey use dat opportunity to go thru their microchips or glance thru their notes. Av come in contact wiv many of dem

I guess I act in-between d 1st n 2nd

johnwizey:
I comment my reserve

Nyc thread

GEJ privatizing everything since 2009. Soon, he wud start privatizing Nigerians... #Slavetrade

What do u expect wen u get married to a celebrity!!!

lusciouslex:
Have you ever bleeped with sm1 you later realized you should'nt have been fucking with? Messing with the wrong guy. Just bring it on!

lolz

lusciouslex:
Did you intend to type 'being'? Bleep you sideways!

I refuse to exchange words wiv u. Buh try to get ur facts cos next time, u myt nt b as lucky as dis

EroticAngelina:
Wow... #blushing! Its cool, infact very cooool! So that their diick will not be dangling and tickling them in public, especially guys with biig diicks! Thats why u see some guys jacking their diccks up with their hand but if u wear pant too much, ur dicck will grow shorter! And infertility tinzzz!! guys, just wear boxers if u are staying at home, but if u going out to an event or occasion, wear pants biko, so that it will not disgrace u. I went to a party in a mini skirt, nd a guy saw my asss, and i swr, i saw his hard bulge in d centre of his trousers, he was so embarrassed, he refused to look at me truawt the party!! that wouldnt have happened if he had worn pants

Jez glanced thru ur pix. I won't blame d guy for having a hard on. U so pretty, so it shws he's a real man

quinnboy:
so what are we saying ?

Politics!!! Really a dirty game. Friendship n Enemity r just temporary. Dis is d same Obj n Tinubu dat were at loggerheads between 1999-2007

lusciouslex:
Fellow Nigerians, is it not obvious that aside from insufficient weaponry that our army lacks tactical ability and strategy? After watching '24' and "commander-in-chief" I just feel so intelligent and sophisticated that our Joint Chiefs and GEJ. Am the future, why waste your votes in 2015 instead of preserving it for 2030?

Even witawt been a mathematician, u r supposed to knw dat deres no election in 2030. U ve already started screwing up seff

sexyviper:
you an azzhole, its because of eediots like you that reasonable people don't know how to contribute to pressing national matters on nairaland anymore, you and your other God forsaken fools on NL are calling for the wrath of God on your generations to come and you will get what you are looking for, accursed set of people.

AAH! All dis just for a set of ppl? It's too much na

patrickdarlins: keshi...is....a.....clown!!!

I sincerely agree wiv Ikpeba

Just hope dis quickens their actions on d cure for d deadly virus

Raymondenyi: Some women re the cause of all this; mind d kind of things u gist with ur friend, gisting too intimmate things with them is over d boundry; imagine telling her ; how good ur husband is in bed ; how Big his di*ck happpens to be; how very efficaceous he is .. Et all, n maybe ur friend happens to be suffering inefficiency 4rm his own man? What do u hope to achievve if not this?...

Absolutely correct

kobonaire: true, but we also have an opinion after all the discussion is about "housing the male package"

It's ok

DGKN: Gay nai dem be


www..net

Wat do u mean?

I tot d thread was directed to ladies?

didadavid: The American ynansh is now outside for all to see

And it's widely open

McWhillion: Please can someone explain the above sentence.

Me sef was surprised wen I read d statement

I REP ANSU

Abubakar Shekau, the leader of Islamist militant group
Boko Haram, has appeared in a new propaganda video
dismissing claims of his killing by the Nigerian military.
Abubakar Shekau in a Boko Haram video
In the latest video, just released by the Islamist terrorist group,
Mr. Shekau spoke at length on his reported death in a 36-
minute video. The video was originally obtained by the French
news agency AFP.
The Boko Haram leader said his sect had instituted sharia rule
across areas captured by his fighters in the northeastern parts
of Nigeria. Last month, Boko Haram militants captured several
towns including Gwoza which the group named as its
headquarters.
A Nigerian military source told SaharaReporters moments ago
that Nigerian intelligence agents were yet to study the new
video. He said they could only authenticate the video after a
thorough analysis of the new tape.
The Nigerian and Cameroonian military authorities recently
claimed they had killed Mr. Shekau during a battle in Konduga
near Maiduguri. Even so, SaharaReporters exclusively reported
that the Boko Haram figure who was killed was one Mohammed
Bashir.
Nigerian military officials insisted that Mr. Shekau was a nick
name assumed by Mr. Bashir and several other Islamist
insurgent killed in operations by the Nigerian military.

http://www.gq234.com/video/news-video-im-still-alive-
shekau-boko-haram-leader

Airforce1: She's even dark skinned

Y Una hate am like dis sef??

Beginning to loose ma confidence in Keshi

Hishuula: abi wehre lawon eleyi ni ? 75years in ? they should be burnt alive or they should insert plugged heater into their anus before breaking their balls

Dats a nice punishment