Jeferious:
Grandpa like you, na im you come dey post this kind thing?

My brother, the best things in life...are still free

Like what??

She will not see what she's looking for.

A lady needing a man and posting it online is such a red carpet not just a red flag.

I mean if men who see you daily are not attracted to you. Why should people who haven't be?
So her excuse for being single at 31 is because she wants to achieve her goal of moving for a first world country and birthing there as well?

Lol😂😂😂. Has she been able to achieve that? No? Then she suddenly remembers there are men who are foolish enough to wanna finance such lifestyle.

Head dey pepper her.

If at all men go marry, it gats be with a girl between 19-23. Anyother girl na roughly used material.

toujurs:
You are daft, did you actually read what he wrote.

This school drop out.

Them no give her admission. She later go learn hairdressing.

orohbiro:
"I love Burna Boy and no matter what happens, he will always come back to me. That's what a good pvssy can do." __ Stefflon Don brágs as she is spotted partying with Burna Boy in Lagos😁

#SheyBlogger


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The only thing they have on their resume as usual.
21st century woman is just a slut.

Jeferious:
Leave the guy. Im dey cap small boys talk. Wetin money no fit buy plenty

Me and your papa supposed be age mate.

Picklejar:
I'd like to see him buy a family

I fit buy your wife, pay you off. Make I from there start a family. You are happy, your wife is happy and I'm happy too.

ayjay45:
5ft8

Haha! You no bad now.

Shey you slim abi you build small?

SafetyFirst:
Boy, na you know the circle you de roll with shaa!

I'm your daddy. Not a boy.

ayjay45:
no I'm not

Are you tall?

SafetyFirst:
It's scary to say the least. But there are still a few good girls out there, I know a handful I can vouch for, for now.

You wan dey vouch for woman. 😂😂😂.
You be better 48.

ayjay45:
Please advise my self esteem is dwindling by the day, I feel ashamed of myself everyday.

I am 26 years and broke, whenever I see a girl I like these days I don't do anything about them because I don't have money.

I'm scared of thinking how to make a relationship work without money.

And I'm also scared of being broke shamed by these ladies.
I wish I was born into a rich family like dangote or otedola.

Please advise me

Are you handsome?

Sapasenator:


I am to satisfy myself first now and have learnt to be intentionally selfish.

Before, I spent almost an hour on a pre-intimacy which the ladies benefit over 95% and non ever reciprocated except the whites and the Asian ladies.

Na so life be o. As long as I'm good, that's it.

If she want more make she go buy vibrator.

Salami234:
Please I'm not proud of this but that have become my reality..mod please move to the right section..

I need help, and urgently guys..

Today is the worst day of my life which I wish I never experience,before I continue please pardon my grammar..

I'm in my late twenties,I never had sex with anybody before till today, though I have been masturbating for years now,but never had sexual penetration before,so few days ago there's this girl,(we work in the same place) we started chatting, having some kind of sexual chats,we also do video calls where we masturbate together..so today she pleaded that I come over to her place,I insisted that I'm not ready for it yet but she insisted,I already told her that I never had sex before,after much persuasion I agreed but on a condition that no penetration which she agreed too..

So I went there,we did the romancing,and she started pleading that we have real sex.. before we started I'm already in panic mood,my heart was beating faster,I finally give in to her demand..

Bredrens before I could even penetrate, I have already released.😞😞😞 My god I was so embarrassed I forgot, getting a full erection was also a full time job...

Please I'm emotionally and mentally down, what should I do to overcome this?

I already know that I don finally cast because that girl will surely tell her friends everything,I'm really down mentally..

Someone should help me please 🙏🙏🙏

Till further notice nothing concern me with girls again..

The purpose of sex is for procreation. As long as you can have an erection and discharge a healthy semen. You are good.

Any lady who is not satisfied with that is a prostitute.

ayjay45:
I'm not saying you as in yourself.

What do you mean by know men wey strong and get plenty craze for head?

Ha! I don talk my own. The rest is left to your street OT.

Uchenna10:


Lol,na alpha males de say make we play games na

😂😂😂. Toor, if I get money for hand why I go dey waste my time dey game person?


"Baby girl, hafa, I guide for my side gallantly. Let's go on a boat cruise"
If you dey with your wisdom and you fine join. Na now or never you go dey use women do

tochez24:


I swear 🙈

A broke person go think say him dey alive😆

😂😂😂

Sapasenator:


You go be my twin brother for real life that's why I dey always enjoy Nigeria when I dey around.

For hospital, anytime I enter, I look for the best doctor around , give am fat envelope with promises of more to come if they take very good care of my family members. This is excluding the hospital fee.

At MMA, I have personal accounts numbers of Immigration officers anytime I dey pass.

I nor dey queue or delay or speak big grammar and I get first class service anytime in Nigeria.

You go speak big grammar until Nigerian doctors go kill your family members.

Once we dey wait for passport office, I just sighted one big oga, walked up to him, introduced myself and give am envelope.
I was at the front of the queue instantly and got an expedited attention.

I love Nigeria die I swear.

This thing wey you write sweet me die. How i go get money I go still come dey speak big grammar.
If money dey talk nobody dey check the grammar.

Lol! You sabi die. When I wan go my International passport that year. Them say na #15k, but normal normal people dey plenty for there.
I say "shey na me go come go queue".

The connect wey I get, I no wan make the person know say I wan run am.
I remember say I get one nigga for there. I ring the guy up, him say them don transfer am go another state. Him give me another person number.

I follow the guy reason, I pay am something nice and huge. The guy tell me make I come their office the following day. I go there, do everything, still tip the guy something.

Na the guy come deliver am to me by himself when e ready.

I no geh time to dey change napkin for hen pikin.

ayjay45:
What if you don't have money @FRANCISTOWN

Chai! I reject it.

But normal, if person no get money . The person gats dey with him wisdom. Know men wey strong and get plenty craze for head.

Tonnyray:
I'd have said you'll learn but people like you never really get to experience wealth in the real sense of it so go on with your delusions.

Lol... Okay. You never see anything. Go collect AC for body first.

LordofNaija:

Otedola despite being very wealthy, has an autistic child. Money nah comma nah God dey put fullstop

Any problem wey money no fit solve no get solution.

Apus:
Yahoo boys thread...
I'm outa here.

I'm a successful business man.
I dey teach you how to live life.

DoWhatThouWilt:


How old are you? Anyway I don't blame you.

Not all problems in life can be solved easily with money.

And regardless of whether you have money or not life is brutally HARD. Even wise king solo with all the gold and women congratulated the dead for they are conscious of nothing.

Your write-up sounds like something you heard from a drunk motor park agbero.

Life no hard. I study what foolish people are doing and I dey avoid am.

By the time you become successful, you go know how important your time is. You go dey avoid unnecessary headache and waste of time.

Dizzyyish:


The doctor go bribe the child illness so the illness go leave am. The child go dey happy, the doctor go happy, you self go dey happy. Bad news no go knack anybody.

😂😂

samwash:
See as the op analysis everything, but he dey sweet una.
Come to think of it, na una go first still dey shot say Nigeria is very corrupt, say the system don dey give room for merit.
Just imagine someone bought his way through all the phases of life and another person want to attent greatness through due process.
Let's just do the right thing all the time.

Success is all that matters. Nobody go ask you how you take attain am.
This world is not for good people.

SenecaTheYonger:


Imagine a doctor that’s always failing but he keeps using money to sort his way out until h becomes a medical doctor.

If your child was in need of surgery, would you trust such doctor to operate on them?

I’m guessing your answer is no.

If you geh money. Carry your pickney, fly am go meet better doctor(specialist) wey get reputation for better country.

The country is happy, the airline is happy, the hospital is happy, the doctor is happy, your child is happy and you are happy. Everywhere happy.

Badmashiii:


One of the OGs worth following on nairaland. Bros na man you be.

Money should not be an end. Money should be used as a means to an end. Money is a tool. Just like a gun or any weapon,the skill of the user determine the extent of damage caused by the weapon.

You get am. Money na tool, na how you sabi handle am reach e go work for you reach.

tochez24:


Baba die dat reasoning⚠️

Money solves 99% of problems person fit get for this life💯

Nah wen i dey broke i dey 🧢 dis nonsense!!!

The guy never touch block, no mind am.

Jeferious:
This Op just dey cap like one of my OG. That guy just believe say you fit even commit atrocities wey pass Hitler own for this world finish, still bribe God with better package make im open gate for you to enter Heaven

MEANWHILE, THERE ARE PROBLEMS MONEY CANNOT SOLVE. COUNTLESS OF THEM

Any problem wey money no fit solve no get solution. But money go still amend the problem small.

WhiteIverson:
No cap.
Make i drop aza make you bless me. I go over happy, you sef go happy💯

Make we meet for orphanage. The kids go happy, you go happy, the keepers go happy, me sef go happy. Everybody go happy.

LAXconfidential:

True words..
Baba make I paste aza make you help my weekend make e soft small. Everywhere tight like this, abeg. 🙏

Make we gather meet for orphanage.

Daniel7543:
But if I eat the rice the yam may not go there,,,, becus dem carry me go oba palace beside roasted corn

It's true. A goat cannot eat a lion before the hunter measures the perimeter of the day that the sun is paying the yam a visit.

Natbrowny:
OP nice one. I dey feel you. But help me address health issues including down syndrome and imbecilic moves with this vibe u started with. Ride on my G

Comin' thru on a dif. thread.