Apus:
Yahoo boys thread...
I'm outa here.

I'm a successful business man.
I dey teach you how to live life.

DoWhatThouWilt:


How old are you? Anyway I don't blame you.

Not all problems in life can be solved easily with money.

And regardless of whether you have money or not life is brutally HARD. Even wise king solo with all the gold and women congratulated the dead for they are conscious of nothing.

Your write-up sounds like something you heard from a drunk motor park agbero.

Life no hard. I study what foolish people are doing and I dey avoid am.

By the time you become successful, you go know how important your time is. You go dey avoid unnecessary headache and waste of time.

Dizzyyish:


The doctor go bribe the child illness so the illness go leave am. The child go dey happy, the doctor go happy, you self go dey happy. Bad news no go knack anybody.

😂😂

samwash:
See as the op analysis everything, but he dey sweet una.
Come to think of it, na una go first still dey shot say Nigeria is very corrupt, say the system don dey give room for merit.
Just imagine someone bought his way through all the phases of life and another person want to attent greatness through due process.
Let's just do the right thing all the time.

Success is all that matters. Nobody go ask you how you take attain am.
This world is not for good people.

SenecaTheYonger:


Imagine a doctor that’s always failing but he keeps using money to sort his way out until h becomes a medical doctor.

If your child was in need of surgery, would you trust such doctor to operate on them?

I’m guessing your answer is no.

If you geh money. Carry your pickney, fly am go meet better doctor(specialist) wey get reputation for better country.

The country is happy, the airline is happy, the hospital is happy, the doctor is happy, your child is happy and you are happy. Everywhere happy.

Badmashiii:


One of the OGs worth following on nairaland. Bros na man you be.

Money should not be an end. Money should be used as a means to an end. Money is a tool. Just like a gun or any weapon,the skill of the user determine the extent of damage caused by the weapon.

You get am. Money na tool, na how you sabi handle am reach e go work for you reach.

tochez24:


Baba die dat reasoning⚠️

Money solves 99% of problems person fit get for this life💯

Nah wen i dey broke i dey 🧢 dis nonsense!!!

The guy never touch block, no mind am.

Jeferious:
This Op just dey cap like one of my OG. That guy just believe say you fit even commit atrocities wey pass Hitler own for this world finish, still bribe God with better package make im open gate for you to enter Heaven

MEANWHILE, THERE ARE PROBLEMS MONEY CANNOT SOLVE. COUNTLESS OF THEM

Any problem wey money no fit solve no get solution. But money go still amend the problem small.

WhiteIverson:
No cap.
Make i drop aza make you bless me. I go over happy, you sef go happy💯

Make we meet for orphanage. The kids go happy, you go happy, the keepers go happy, me sef go happy. Everybody go happy.

LAXconfidential:

True words..
Baba make I paste aza make you help my weekend make e soft small. Everywhere tight like this, abeg. 🙏

Make we gather meet for orphanage.

Daniel7543:
But if I eat the rice the yam may not go there,,,, becus dem carry me go oba palace beside roasted corn

It's true. A goat cannot eat a lion before the hunter measures the perimeter of the day that the sun is paying the yam a visit.

Natbrowny:
OP nice one. I dey feel you. But help me address health issues including down syndrome and imbecilic moves with this vibe u started with. Ride on my G

Comin' thru on a dif. thread.

UrPapa:
jumping to conclusions makes you the fish brain here sir

UrPapa

nobaga:
I was going to agree with everything you wrote until towards the last sentences.

We say beauty is in the eyes of the beholder. But to lump all women together as ugly is just extreme

Apart from women’s beauty is their grace which you cannot quantify.

If you've got a good imagination like most of us. Pick out 10 random women and 10 random men from the age of 5 and raise them the say way. Exposing them to the same weather conditions and using the same skin care.

15years after. Shave off their hairs including the girls. Let them all be on skin cut.
No make up or lip stick or jewelry or anything.

Have you seen when a lady goes skin in movies without makeup?
She looks like a monster.

By the way, which grace are you talking about?
the only grace I know is that of "our Lord Jesus Christ?"

Simply put. Women are more attracted to what a man can provide. While men are more attracted to what a woman looks like.

A woman is even more interested in another woman's look more than she's interested in a man's look.

Since a woman knows that the only thing that gives her a chance to be with a man is her beauty. She spends lots of money and time to make herself more beautiful.

That's when she does makeup, and surgery and all those nonsense.

A man on the other hand does not look up to women for provisions. And since the other gender are more interested in provision. Therefore a man may neglect his looks for the bag.

But averagely, many women are very ugly but thanks to makeup and hair styles.

In the grand scheme of things. Men are by far more good looking than women who are always artificial.

This life no hard at all. But some of you just wan kill yourself.

One of my philosophies of life is; if money can solve a problem, just use money.
But some of you are too stubborn, you always wan dey use coconut head.

Police stop your vehicle for road and you wan dey speak English. Baba just find them #2k make everybody dey alright. Police is happy and you are happy too. Everywhere good.

You failed tests and e dey possible make you get carry over. If you get money, just package something huge give your lecturer. The lecturer is happy, you are happy. Everyone is happy. You no go need dey over read.

If person reason you parallel for this street. No dey there dey blakata, if you get money. Buy dose for men make them assembuliaz. Men dey happy, you self dey happy.

If person run you street, no too caprisune. Enter zanga, call area boys make them wipe him slate clean. Everywhere good, area boys go hallelu eledumare, you sef go jollof. Everyone go happy.

Naija girls love money, if you get money. No dey talk too much. I no fit get money make one chikala come dey reason me foolishness.
"Fine girl how far, I hol' block". Normally, she go follow you if she don see the rabas and if you don pipe am, make you follow from window throway her.
Na mumu dey game woman.

If you go bank and person full your front. Go follow the security reason, give am like 5bay make him use am dey see front. The guy go happy, you sef go happy.

If you get boss wey no too like you like that. You just package better wine drop am for him table like 2times. Your boss is happy, you are happy too.

If you geh colleague wey no too dey feel you. Carry am go chop lunch twice make everywhere good.

If you go cause wahala, and the person come wan use police carry you. Normal, if you no get police connect. Jus find the person. Gee am dough, make everybody dey alright. If police carry you lasan. Mosquitoes go first chop your papa life for station.

If you bash person car and you been break him light. Before the person go begin speak English. If you hold your side, just ask the person how much for the light , pay am make everywhere good. The person dey happy, you too go dey happy, nobody go dey pour spit for your head.

If you geh broskies wey you never see for a while, and you be wan see am. Just holla at. Tell am make him paste aza. Biza am make him feel the weight. As he dey hear alert, na him go dey apologize say him no dey check up on you.

If you go interview and you see say ena plenty. Follow the HR head reason. Bargain with am how much you go dey give am for the first 6months just as appreciation ni o. The HR is happy, you self dey happy.

I once introduced a mechanic to one of my homies back in the days. After the repair, the guy talk say the mechanic wey I introduce am to don spoil something for hin engine. Haaa! I call the guy, the guy say the thing don almost wan spoil before but na for him hand e spoil finish.
I call the guy, tell am as the matter be. The guy tell me say normal normal say him mind no wan follow the mechanic work but as per say na me introduce am.
I no too reason am. I call the mechanic guy, I tell am make him buy that thing wey him spoil from ebuka, i wire am the money. E carry am go replace am for the guy car. The guy dey happy, the mechanic dey happy and I dey happy too. Nobody go dey reason me foolishness.

The bottom line be say. Money get power die. But if you no sabi use am. You are weak.

No wonder people call 'em the fish brain gender.

MaxInDHouse:


People raised in the Bible is assurance that God will raise the dead when his Kingdom comes but since you don't have such hope it's understandable why you expect everyone else to become hopeless!

Evidence that the Bible is a joke.

immortalcrown:
My questions came before yours and should be answered first.

We are bound by the same circumstance.
We both are at the receiving end of the event.
Information can be altered along the medium.
Therefore, I didn't see him alive the same way you didn't see him dead

MaxInDHouse:
If his life is pleasing to God he will be raised back to life when Jesus calls all those sleeping in death {John 5:28-29 compare to Job 14:13-15} this life we are living is not the real life God purposed for mankind it's in God's Kingdom {1Timothy 6:19} there will be no death {Isaiah 25:8} no sickness {Isaiah 33:24} no evildoer {Psalms 37:9-11} no food shortages {Psalms 72:16} bad governance will not be {Daniel 2:44} this is what God promised! Revelation 21:3-5

So for now lots of evil things will continue to happen on this planet and nobody not even the children of God are promised of long life in this system of things {Matthew 6:27} please it's in God's kingdom that we will live forever. Psalms 37:29

That's what God promised His faithful people!

I guess all the people who raised the dead in the Bible wasted their time including Jesus who raised Lazarus.

Baba, there is no excuse for failure. Yhwh, Jesus and the gods of the herbalist have failed

immortalcrown:
You saw this and that. Did you see him alive in any of the videos? Did any of the people you listened to tell you that they confirmed him alive when he was removed from the water?

Did you see him dead in any of the videos?

Do you take a dead body to receive oxygen?

obinna58:


You probably knows how to talk and reciprocate respect which is why you’re getting all the respect, my junior bro respect me die and I Dey respect am back, he Dey do anything I ask am fast even though he knows I’ll have no grudges with him if he says no

Cases are different some just want to be bossing you around, if you try to boss them you’ll see their rebellious nature

Ehn ehn. You get sense jare.

I dey package myself die that time wey I go use some weeks for my parents house.
I no dey pass my boundaries. We no dey gather sit down gist. I dey dey my room 24/7 , like twice every week I dey give my younger ones bar make them use am guide.

I no dey ask them make them do anything for me but if them see me carry anything them don rush come collect am.

And normal normal, them know say I no dey take nonsense. My body dey quick boil.

Villa12:
empty barrel.

Your father, your grandfather, your great grandfather. Oponu omo irankiran.
Mention any of my post again and die a tragic death.

Sapasenator:
Not too late. Oyakhilome can still wake him or or shall I say Oyedepo.

White me use their brains to create rockets and go to the moon, black man carry religion for head like gallantry.

Tueh!

Their stupidity has caused the demise of a promising actor.
I was wondering how lots of people can be at a place and be stupid together.
But now I've seen that religion is really the undoing curse placed on Africa.

Balablue64:
God is probably eating nkwobi with small odeku or maybe traveled

I thought as much.

Olachase:
Man situation is non of God business anymore, that's why he God gave us brain


Some people have wasted their precious time in Church and Mosque praying and fasting still they remain poor

Imagine a car dragging road with truck all in the name of I cover my car with the blood of Jesus 😔😔

If ya've all agreed that no God can do shit for man, them why go to church on Sundays and disturb the neighbourhood?

immortalcrown:
One of the things that differentiates God from humans is that God does not take the place of man to show that he (God) can do all things. He does not interfere in what is within human capacities.

God can but does not interfere in how humans use their potentials. He allows us to make our choices and face the consequences of the choices.

He gave us brains to produce and wear life jackets but most of us choose to abandon the jackets and disturb God to keep us afloat water. He can keep us afloat but will not do it.

We always shout, "Do your best and leave the rest to God". But we don't even accomplish our good talk more of doing our best.

But OP, I disagree with your claim that the guy died because he was first taken to a herbalist. He actually died in the water. Didn't you hear that they suspected a movement of his finger and thought he was alive? Did anyone tell you that he breathed or spoke after being removed from the water? He was not even the first victim removed from the water. The first guy removed from the water died in the water. So, how could Junior Pope be removed rescued alive when another guy rescued before him died in the water?

According to a video I saw. The people there claimed he was still alive but very unconscious. I also saw a video where a guy said. The herbalist asked them to take him to the hospital to receive oxygen.

My question is, do you pass oxygen thru a dead person?

That aside. You said you God can do all things but won't do all things. Then of what use is a dog that can guard a house and chase away thieves but when the thieves come, the dog just act like it's none it's business?

Why buy such dog? What's the point of feeding such dog?
If there is a God but that God can come thru during desperate time, then of what use is serving that God?

I maintain my ground that if the guy had been taken to the hospital instead of the herbalist at first, high chance the guy might still be alive and would probably have oha for breakfast today.
If the guy had woken up, the supposed God would have taken credit for it and our people would never even for once think it's a work of chance.
Now that your God has failed, he no longer meddle in the affairs of men. While your Bible states the opposite that "God rules in the affairs of men".

Is this the God they are calling people to worship? This one does not deserve worship even if he lived.

I've said it. There is nothing that I've heard so far, be it Yahweh, Allah,Chukwu or which ever one of them that fits into the description of what can be called a God. Lots of irresponsible fairy dudes

As a matter of fact. The word "piss" really can't explain what I feel right now.

You see the reason atheists are everywhere on your faces on this forum? It's so that you may wake up from your stupidity and madness.

Though I didn't know the boy Junior Pope at all, but about a couple o' days ago, I saw the news flying around in my Google Magazine until it finally caught my 'ttention.

The news-site posted some screenshots, from prolly E-money or someone like that, and something on the post caught my fancy that I had to really look up what exactly was going on.

So here is the brief I got.

The guy Junior Pope and other members of the crew had an accident and fell into the waters. His was retrieved before he gave up the ghost AND THE FIRST THING THE IDIOTS AT THE SCENE DID WAS TO TAKE HIM TO A HERBALIST.

Like what..? Wait for it. When they got to the herbalist and haven seen the situation, the herbalist advised he should be taken to the hospital. I don't know if somebody is feeling me?

But how could people let superstition blind their eyes to the extent of losing a very brilliant actor. High chance the guy could have survived if he was rushed into a ward instead of a shrine. When will you people have sense for Pete sake?

Now that's about that, I don't know why Nigerian police force hasn't arrested everyone at the scene up till this very moment.

Now what has God got to do with this?

You guys prayed for a better Nigeria, y'all pray like never before last year to your deaf God. However, the situation of the country has worsen.

Imagine if there were responsive ambulances of emergence with efficient facilities prolly JP would still be alive.

Imagine if there was just one atheist at the scene of incident, Junior Pope would have been taken to the hospital, instead of the retard, earthly bastards and children of doom who agreed to a shrine. I'm sure if I were there ; by the time I bite two or three people and chew off their ears with a lil bit of threat here and there. We'll find our way to the hospital.

Before he was pronounced dead, the screenshots I saw say people were praying for him. And I saw some comments like...

"What God can not do does not exist"

"Miracle no dey tire Jesus"

"God na you I go dey worship all my life if Junior Pope survived"

Now that your God has failed you as usual, what are you gonna do about it?

Please, if you want to be unfortunate. Be unfortunate alone, your stupidity can cause someone else's life.

The government has failed,
The health sector has failed (You remember the case of Rico Swavey)
Your God has failed you.
You too don't fail you fellow citizen.

It's shocking that in Nigeria, with you and your money you'll still die like a chicken.

Shit man!

See, make everybody just get out.


nlfpmod ,let's enlighten our people.
Let's prevent a future occurrence.

Villa12:
I'm not saying it happen in your family. I just want you to understand say you first me come life no mean say you know wotsup pass me. They no dey do am by age o

I go like meet person like you for real life o. I dey like wicked people.

Villa12:
Make we hear word. Na where your power end na there another person own start. You think because you're older than someone or your younger ones in age then that automatically can make you do and undo? Let me tell you something guy. If you're the firstborn and una last botn get money pass you den forget it. He/she can do you just anything and he/she go use money close your family member mouth. Money is Power and it really stop nonesense. Shey u no know say with money anybody go lick your feet? Dey there dey form.

I am not in anyway supporting OP sister's behavior but OP is absolutely wrong for hitting her. Like who does that? You see why if some of these girls said BROKE men are violence by nature una go think say they no just like broke men. But they're actually right. No comfortable or Rich guys will do such. I really pity the woman that will end up with OP I'm sorry to say. Ordinary cook, i no cook do not warrant such attack abeg. I guess OP also took advantage of her being a female. I'm sure he can't try such to his younger brother. That one go break him head as man to man.


Op should learn to stay on his on and prepare whatever you feel like eating by yourself. Just for peace to reign. But if she prepare food for the family to eat fine and if she doesn't so be it. Enter kitchen and prepare what you'd eat. You're there just for the mean time.

I understand that there are different families but I'm talking about my own family where responsible and wise parents didn't raise rude brats.

We4all:


Have you met the child in person to verify his true complexion? Lighting/ editing of pictures might be the reason he appears light in pictures.

Furthermore, most kids born nowadays are usually lighter in complexion even if they have dark parents. I guess it has to do mostly with lifestyle of their mothers during pregnancy or environmental factors.

Lastly, most women have developed the habit of using lightening skin care products on their kids. So, your reason on why a DNA should be conducted is watery.

Oh! I didn't check the moniker before commenting. I just realized it's you again. Always on the other side of the fence.

Look at the picture below and tell me if the kid is still light due to filter or whatever

I understand that certain diet can affect the baby's complexion. However, more than 99% of Nigerians are mutually exclusive to this development.

BTW, the criterion for the DNA suggestion isn't based dependently on the skin colour, but it raises a doubt of course.

Also, which unfortunate mother would want to use skin light products on a toddler?

At the emboldened, what do you mean by it's me again?

DeGods007:


Wunmi na street girl na..No dey surprise say she no fit remember who give am this belle sef

That's how bad it has gotten

I'm sure many people got doubts too but are just for women supporting women shit