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BrainnewsNg:
Hmmm

Why u dey quote me na? Hmmm na app?

mayorjosh:
If you are an android user download MOBDROon google play........ If you are a bb10 user download MOBDRO by searching on your browser... They're streaming it on sky sports 1 on the app.... No payment required.... Thank me later

Thanks bro.... How do you know the right channel for a particular match.

Pls someone should help me with an app to stream this match.

Sunnypar:
The two young lovers dated for a year and the lady never for once cooked for the guy during courtship. Finally they got married, the lady had to cook for her husband, just then the husband knew his wife missed it in cooking, the meals were always over salted...
Three months after marriage, the husband's family i.e mother and two siblings came visiting, the wife prepared the meal, egusi soup with vegetables and many more spices, the food's aroma was inviting, the appearance was tempting, just then the husband blessed the food and tasted it, then he asked everyone to hold on, ''Dear, can you please pass me the salt''?
He requested of the wife, ''of course dear'' she replied and handed him the salt, he then applied a little salt to the over salted meal and said "lets dine". When the family members began eating, they screamed, ''you've spoil the poor woman's meal with your arrogance'' ''you've over-salted it now''..

All the blame went to the man, and his wife got the
cuddles. I declare to you this day, a man that can't protect you won't come your way... A woman that won't value you will never run across your part.....click like

OK, I got it...she use egusi cook the salt soup and she's been doing that for the past 3 months without learning. Issorit!

Shey soup nor remain for pot? Make she go pot go bring the remaining one na. That nigga has been digging his grave one meal at a time. It's not gonno be long before he gets the desired undesired 6 feet.

I would rather declare that a woman who intend to murder me with NaCl should never run across my path.

godoluwa:
most of the people that comment above dnt comprehend simple english

Lol
They just read headline and make comments... Imagine the comments!

Kompressor:
Do you even know Ibori??
Each time there is a thread on the Ibori case a lot of people are quick to result to name calling, Ibori is only a victim of power tussle.
It is not compulsory to comment on all threads you see. Have a nice day

Yes, you are right bro...that was why the unrepentant criminal pleaded guilty. They used power to tussle him into money laundering, they also used power to tussle his mouth to plead guilty. In fact nor be only tussle self, dem use muscle join... dey there dey defend criminal wey use e own mouth talk say true true him na big thief.


Britain, please do the needful...allow that criminal rot in jail. When you guys get tired of jailing him, please kindly poison him so we have one less criminal to worry about here.

VIPERVENOM:
He did not rant. At least he made some valid points. We should give him some breathing space and let him work. D fact that he failed to get passed the group stage of chan doesn't make him a bad coach. Those criticising him might even be a worse version of Gary Neville..... If u know wat I mean

Yes, he will get the kind of breathing space he gave Keshi. Oliseh never chichontin!

Sabadon:
nothing got me cracked up other Dan d way d guy package e slippers

Hahahahaha.... The guy na correct guy, very proactive, fully prepared to run away with all his belongings in case the war becomes too much for him or maybe he just don't want his slippers to be counted as "casualty" when the war is over.


But your eyes sharp gôn!

Archiq:
Our men of God should be careful on what they prophesize. Mean while prophesis should help to avert misfortunes. He should pray to avert d doom.

I think you need real prophecy

I only came here to lol.

ritababe:
Chai i swear that fine they pepper Emptyhen for body die, very soon them go go hire russian mafians to come defend them .
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All in all they are just wasting their money cus they must pay, Na Buhari Dey Thrown.

Thrown

olaide721:
Well to all those that cares to listen I am a victim of this so called organisation they are scam its started back then last year when they came to ogun state with one man O war man to train us @ abeokuta we are the second batch and some have been duped b4 us to make all the story look nice they call the first batch too to join us we meet @ IWE IROYIN for test later we are selected that was after we pay 3500 we had our training for one week and a place adjacent to GTB,beside the civil defence office in abeokuta we are brain washed to the extent of looking @ the civil defence that one day we will be like them. I started noticing immediately we are ask to pay another 27,500 for our uniform when a uniform was brought only to the center for us to take picture a lot of my friend fall into this except 2 of us that refuse to pay tho I was think if the job turns to be through I will rush and pay b4 that I also notice that on daily basis we see new faces even when the training commence and exams concluded one of a friend who we stayed in is house during this training was a victim of such act when we told him about the programme he showed interest.
Going forward the training came to an end we are now waiting for the call up then presidential election came,I was contacted by TJ don't really know is full name that I and some other fellow will head the jonathan initiative movement in ijebu ode area that we are to campaign rigorously for the re-election of the president that is only when he is re-elected that the job will come easily that was the end of "ESCORP" if I can contact some friend they should still have the picture and the souvenir they bought in camp then well its left for u to believe my story but let me add this I was a sectional commandant during the training the training started far back b4 general election and we are also told that we will have national camp in lagos which never cam to light till now. then if I call Tj all what he will say is we are on it or better still blame gov. Amosun for nt granting it.
Yes I remember their is one guy among them then who is named Muhammed is gentle and nice bur after that training where I saw him was on youtube advertising I told my immediate elder brother he didn't believe until I showed him the clips.
So my brothers and sisters here RUN with ur money,don't do any federal job that require u paying anything. ESCORP was, is a SCAM

I got the message but reading your post was a big punishment. Your writing skill is terrible.


Please arrange your post properly for the sake of others. Merci!

Bigmarx:
What do you say about gods that demand for human sacrifice? What do you say about blood money? What do you say about a man whose legs where at the point of amputation and he said no way I will walk again against medical advice? He had to sign undertaken not to visit any public hospital in respect to that leg if he doesn't agree to amputation? The problem I have with people like you is you don't read deep. Sorry to say this. If you can read some dark books all these things you are saying you no go talk am. I thank God you are aware of hierarchy in the spirit realms.....dude Even these spirit testify that God is real. You can consult book moses and co......they know God exist they even fear God more than we do. you are only being superficial. You read the bible and call it fiction now I DARE you Read the book of moses, Read A-Z of Devils alphabet, take your time study soul Travelling....experiment it.....they are practical books.......source for I dark books....after studying do the maths then tell me God doesn't exist. Is it because God is so merciful? Is it because the bible is made so easy that you flout the word of God and nothing happens? I Dare you now...Read Those any of those books Carry out an experimental exercise just miss one step, if you no run mad or meet death instantaneously then know am talking trash. Some of you just sit watch film and think abstract it doesn't add...God doesn't exist.......laffs again.......I have seen a demon as real as I have seen Man. Don't doubt God dude unless you want to provoke him and make him make you believe......your story will be legendary......God is love, He loves you.

Bros why you dey use question dey answer question na?

I asked those questions hoping you would provide some answers but you decided to tryna trivialise them and scare me with books you think have only been read by you and no other.


Please if you really care, answer the questions I asked previously. Merci!

Joeace3000:
Very very good development. Employers will be asking for experience when NYSC that should have been use to gather experience and spur interest in our fields of study are used in teaching in class... Let the schools find teachers n let graduates get job experiences according to what they studied.

Meanwhile Brilliantlightsmedia.com is back and better Please check my Signature. Lets get started right away

Supported. After all we have education graduates. They should be he ones to teach during NYSC.

Bigmarx:
I have had confrontations with the dark spirits and I prayed and they bowed; I have heard testimonies of Christians how they defeated demons. Because I have once been in an awkward situation and the spirit of God saw me through. Because I see God promises being made manifest in my life. Because my family and I once had no hope but God saw us through our dark years. I am a living testimony....The power of God is real. Call Yaweh call Jehova as long as you can access Him "IN THE NAME OF JESUS CHRIST"....God loves you

Whatever you've experienced, know one thing; people have had more hopeless experiences and somehow scaled through too, and they were not necessary Christians.

Using your experience as a yardstick for accepting that Yahweh is the true God is flawed because Christians and non-Christians (even antichrists) have had similar experiences too and survived still, should we then conclude that whatever these guys believe is true?


I sincerely believe there are supernatural powers, but just like humans, they are all busy fighting for supremacy, e.g Yahweh and Satan (according to the bible). It will be better if they are left alone to do their thing. Humans should face their business and find solutions to their problems.
Do you know that just letting go of religious believes would solve many of our today's problems?

Bigmarx:
sister whether you are responsible for your life or not predicament or no predicament, responsibility or no responsibility.....please accept Jesus. Atheism is just an illusion. I am quite sure you are exposed perhaps you have left the shores of Nigeria; you might have seen real "magicians".....are you saying the magician power is not real? How do you explain some one putting a candy bar in a handkerchief says one or thing and it turns into a bird; how do you explain that? If you know the Nigerian terrain especially osun, ogun, ogbomosho; you see calabashes on T-junctions, those sacrifices were offered to supposed gods how do you explain it? How do you explain magical rings and enchantment that they use on people and they become useless? How about people talking about their one chance experience? How do you explain people killed for ritual purposes? Which power accepts the blood offerings? Have you seen ifa festivals, osun festival etc? What powers are behind those festivities? Have you been to olumo rock and see the inscriptions and mark of their gods and sacrifices placed on those rocks? Now atheism!....I was once an atheist. I don't know how sound you are but I believe atheist are philosophers and great thinkers therefore you might have read certain books so I want to ask you; How do you explain the powers behind soul travelling? How do you explain astral travelling? How do you explain astrology and zodiac? Have you read ancient Egyptian? A-z of the devils alphabet? black concious? Angels and demons? Soul travelling? Let me leave the books of moses aside. If you have read any of the these books and if you have answered all my questions and you are still an atheist then you are lying to yourself because you know these powers exist! And if they exist why don't you believe there is a greater power that these smaller powers can comprehend the mighty power in the name of Jesus? Are you an atheist because you prayed about something in your life and God didn't answer (that was how I started doubting God) and you were disappointed? Or perhaps you looked at the sufferings of this world and you see how people are being maltreated and you wonder if there is truly God? Dearest God exist, his presence can be felt, his voice can be heard and he loves you.............................. Go back to God. Atheism is an ideology that even the protagonists know that is wrong but they are swift to back if up with events and happenings. Don't hide under morality, ethics or self-disciplined. Don't harden your heart. Turn back your heart to your maker, He is waiting.

I'm sure you're referring her to the Jewish God... Yahweh. And you also pointed out that there are phenomenons that no one can explain, not even Christians.
How are you so sure that the Christian God is the true God? And he is superior to every other God?

Nice concept .
Goodluck on your choice of pet.
Where should we wait you Mortuary or hospital

Hahahahahaha... I think we should wait for him at the cemetery.

Stolen wealth redistribution.


Pastor collects tithe without paying his own tithe... Now boys want his tithe.

The church should endeavour to pay the ransom tithe in full to avoid stories that touch.

Her mate dey UK dey bag first class she dey here dey do nonsense... Mtchwww

Anyone with her contact ? ...just wanna tell her something.

Psalm18:
None. Pure pseudo science.
We have heard stories like this before. It will disappear soon when it proves disappointing.
Rice water does not do any of those things

Scientifically
Rice water is rich in excess starch.
How does starch then translate into treating ailments from dandruff to acne. Beats the imagination.

Nor mind them, this was how they made innocent people to bathe with salt water the other time.

They just wake up and cook up articles without a single experiment or reference.

Raymondenyi:
This OP; stop all these nonsense u posting, to attract pity for u, it is totally uncalled for; all the issues u raiseed here holds no water @ all...
If u can pull urself tru med skool financially is it 5k, interview fee u can't pay? (dat I as well as u know, would have used such amount for drinks)... stop this nonsEnse...
The issue of MAN know Man, is a general problem in our nepotic environment, a reflection of a failed system, and 1 of our greatest challenge we as a country have refused to address... it happens everywhere...
Fighting for housejob space; Yes it happens, but u will definitely eventually get, it is [b]impossible [/b]for u to stay more than a year without getting an internship slot (stop deceiving the public kid)... getting a residency slot, is even more difficult, but the truth ; U'll eventually get, if u determined and really want to futher...

Stop writing all these, nonsense and attracting a pity party for urself, it is totally uncalled for and unnecessary...

This nigga is very corrupt. There is no other reason why the brain of a sane human would synthesis such trash this early momo.


Bro #leavetrash4LAWMA

Lemon12:
after the Nigeria/Biafra war 'umuodumaya' was renamed 'rumuodumaya' by the Nigeria govt nd the traitors (ijaws)


Smh !!!

Go change am back naaa... dey there dey shake your head till e go fall commont from your neck.

lofty900:
all the countries you mentioned are Arab countries. Those people are born to fight so they are the cause of their problems. Zimbabwe and Uganda are not Arab countries and the people are clamoring for a change of leadership for over a decade. When buhari won the election, Zimbabweans flooded twitter and congratulating Nigerians over a smooth transition of power while condemning their own government.

Born to fight? Were they fighting like this before the Arab spring?

englishmart:
free metu. Is it that anybody who opposes APC will undergo arrest? .

Maybe, anybody who opposes APC after eating our yam.

Now tell me, you are probably against APC but have you ever imagined that EFCC will invite/detain you? I guess not and this is only because you know you did not eat yam.

Whichever side you take, do well to stay away from yam.


#IAteNoYamSoIFearNothing.

Well, I will rather reason with her privately.

F22RAPTOR:
Wow very pretty. A wise man once likened marrying a woman like this to planting corn by a road side. ok, nuff said. BTW where is Waje?...

In those days, we call such corn farms "community corn". The funny thing is people only remember the corn belongs to the "community" when it's time to harvest it, they will never assist in maintaining the farm. It fits the description of a beautiful Lady so well, while the mumu husband be forming "I'm taking good care of my wife", one idiot will be harvesting where he hadn't planted

Acidosis:
I keep warning people on Nairaland not to allow ex boyfriends/girlfriends interfere in their relationships.

It is not about trust, its about commonsense. An ex should not even be on your contact, BBM, Facebook or Whatsapp. Do not keep pictures of exes, and don't allow anyone of them (dead or living) come near your home.

Sir, your marriage is 15 years plus. Why on earth would a woman leave you, your home and a job of 200k/driver/car for a meagre 40k?

Sir, your wife must have gotten N40k in cash, and N300k in KIND. Whoever tells you otherwise can kill you.

How can you book flights on 3 occasions for a 40K job? Nawaooo!

I don't know what to tell you, many Nairaland women will blame you on this so get ready to act like a man.

You got that part of the story wrong. She left that job when they relocated to Lagos.

Last year when I moved to Lagos from where we were she left a job that pays her two hundred thousand naira plus car and driver on the reason that the family should stay tougher.

Congratulations!

Let it pluge some more!