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Ezinwannem:
most naija babe's own are not bad oooooo
see mine below 4 limited time

we dont see much of her, only her tommy, get her to take all of them cloths on, them we can really appreciate her and tell you what we think about your girl.

sometimes i wonder if all nigerian girls are pregnant

na wa oo make una dey use condom now? abi no bele them carry?

so?

or are trying to make us believe that you are sleeping with plenty of them AND IS FEELING GUILTY about it.

now instead of teaching them computer appreciation, you are teaching them sexiology or sex appreciation

well dont feel bad, you are still a teacher, either way.

i will cope by makling sure i sleep with all the lagos mamas.

if you like try across the border dating, that one na your business.

A woman asked her son junior to call her husband who was at work and ask him when he will be coming back.
when junior came back his mother asked "Junior, did you get your dad on the phone?"
"no, mummy, a woman picked the call" junior replied
"what!!! ok, i will see him when he comes back" she angrily said. she waited paitently and angrily until her husband comes back home from work.
without even asking him anything she gave her husband three dirty slaps and held him tighly on his shirt.
the neigbours upon hearing the noise came to know whats going on.
"what is the problem sir?" inquired one of the neigbours.
"ask her, i dont know what is wrong with her" the obviously confused man said.
the woman angrily said "i asked my son to call his daddy and instead this man gave his phone to one of his numerous girlfriends to answer."
"i dont have any girlfriend and i gave no one my phone to answer" the man quickly said.
"junior! did a woman pick his call?"
"yes mummy" junior replied.
"what did she say?" the man asked
"she said, the number you have called is not available at the moment. please try again later."

her ability to exhibit her feminine traits proudly

i will like to be the super sex master

@jenny
your first reply that if married men stop chasing after yourgirls that young girls wil leave them a lone is a pretty dumb answer.
you are making it sound like women dont have the right to say no to a man,
ok, lets dogs start talking and giving mony and chase after girls, will you sleep wth the dogs and blame the dogs for chasing you?

common, i alway like reading our posts, dont dissapoint me now.

small girl way dey start get small breast for chest, na her toto she dey put for trouble

pikin way carry im papa up na blocus go cover im face

monkey fast, monkey fast, na because tree near tree

the gift is bottom power

luvthrone:
some times it is as if love is a joke, it hurts and it is nice too, do we stop loving because we gave our hearts to the wrong people.

no wonder people's heart gets broken.
when you love do not , i repeat do not give your heart to the person, love with your head and not your heart.

NaJa HaJe:
lol . . . . . u dey craze. . . . lol

How about you giving me your girl's number so i can educate her on your mentality. i guess it will make things easier for you.

Oh by the way. . . . . . . love can last foreva u no. . . . . . don't be too cynical or you may miss it.

so love can last forever hmnn i really have never thought of that.
well for me love is the best feeling any one can get in life, thats why i dont hesitate to fall in love over and over again with either the same person or different people at different times
i think if my love lasts forever with one person, it will be boring, although i will settle down one day and inevitably live that boring life, but for now i ensure that i fall in love at least once a month. it might not be with different persons, infact you wont understand.

NaJa HaJe:
Obedience comes in accordance to what is requested from me.

If he asks me something real silly and stupid and selfish . . . . . . . . before he married me he'll know that won't be happening

This is why its good for women to be their own women. Make your own woman and be variably independent. That way a man won't have the opportunity to talk nonsense into your ears.

hmmmnn
thats cool, now am begining to think that i underated you. sorry for the misconception.

dating in nigeria is bulshit.
you take a girl out on a date and say there is no string attached? unless you want to be her mugu

what does he think about the future for both of you?

romantic novels teach you how to live your life but not how to use your brain

your house dey burn you dey pursue rat.

what have pretty girls got to do with your insecurity.

you have been punked

what you couldnt do in four years your fellow man did in one day.

ask your father how he tosted your mother

wow thats a long list, aint we men in trouble?

Tahila:
Why wouldnt yoo continue the relationship was it her fault?

you never can tell

elizabetta:
pray for yourself.you need it

are you unhappy that i dont like you. well i dont and i never will bad bad bad luck

just say you are sorry and i will think about giving you a chance

welli:
dance ke.just take that tin out before my hubby come across it.he will behead smone

my head!!!!!! pleeeese dont let him do that, i was just expressing my em em em em mind, feelings, no i was just wondering.

all ladies who see their name, no iunsult to you, infact you should regard it as a previlage cos such thing does not happen too often. you are blessed.(you will have good luck through out this month)

and if you dont see your name? wow, i am really sorry for not putting your name, bad luck all the way. sorry, next time i will remember you.

God i hope my chik does not see this post.

leave the stupid girl alone.
she does not deserve you.
look around you and make something meaningful out of your life rather than chasing shadows

is it right for a girl to sleep with a guy?