₦airaland Forum

almondjoy:
You are right! Sometimes it is beneficial to be an old fool. But the good news about being mature is that some of us have not masturbated in about 25 years. We have the real things! So keep wanking off as usual all over Nairaland!

Just to show you are only a little boy playing with his little toy. Please do not contribute anymore to these kinds of topics. People with brains usually feature in the Political section more often or Technology or Business. So we deserve each other. You slowpoke!

hbrednic:
@sweet T
so you see that picture too.
that picture must have been taking in the days of lord lugard

Sweet T:
@Almondjoy
What yearr did you take that picture on your profile ? 1865 ?

Frankies:
It is only a guy that is not very mature will insult a girl he slept with. Though sometimes, girls calls for it. they behave towardS their ex as if say the ex has not touched them before. The only way the guy will redeem his dignity is by reminding the girl that he had been there.

almondjoy:
We are happy you are born-again, contrary to your "old beliefs". You are very mature now and we say "thank God"!

You are so stupid and it shows everywhere you show you demented writings as you can see below. You patron of prostitutes!

omena555:
is almondjoy married? if so, to who? a man or a woman?

almondjoy:
@Olanajim

Thanks for your prophesy--Like I said I have made my peace with God and man so nothing to fear for anymore.  If it takes 2000 comings or cummings like our saviour to make things right, then so be it!

Is it every battle you win by destabilizing confused foot soldiers? When the mascots and field marshals are at large.

That is the problem with Nigeria.  You need to borrow a leaf from our next door neighbour Ghana. 

You can never win war against corruption foot soldiers in Nigeria when the "Five-Star Generals" roam free.  Period!

That's good!

That is why we will remain where we are for the next 5000 years.  We keep making the same mistakes and will never consider any slightest change even where what we have done repeatedly for 47 years has not shown any progress but regress. 

We are all watching and we shall see!


As usual pessimitic almondjoy has spoken. this pessimism will never help you old woman.

almondjoy:
You fail to realize that I am a bonafide Agenegbode chick!  I personally do not treasure flowers.  I say me like money, vacations and jewelry/clothes gifts!  Besides, I am not the sentimental type. Takes a lot to "mushy" me up.  I really do not like junk around my house too.

You, on other other hand are just very romantic--which is good and suits your person.  You are very norturing--I am errrrrrrrrrrrrrr?----- -------more business like--in the utility department.  What I have must be useful to me.  That makes me romantic----- My idea of romance na plenty money and jewelry.   Emotions will flow proper after all that!  Not before!  I know he loves me---no need to repeat what I already know.  This is time to show it and not with flowers please!

Show a partner love or romance the way he or she will appreciate it.  Mine does not like flowers either.  De nwando--you know them Igbo guys like "pots of soups"!!!

Just make sure one pot of stew and one pot of soup stay constantly on the stove all year round and you will see the romance of your life!

almondjoy:
Like I said-------Looks good on paper!

almondjoy:
At this stage in your life?  How did you have your daughter if I may ask.  Were you conscious?

almondjoy:
Thank you I-man

Did you notice that in the abstract, the effects of women working took a toll on the men within 10 years.  The men came up with illnesses such as strokes, cancer and other stress related illnesses. 

Hmmmm!  I wonder why?  When they are too busy calculating the wives pay checks and wondering how to sabotage their plans of of establishing successful futures if the wives ever decided to leave their lazy behinds.  It becomes an intenal spriritual struggle for most of the men.  Instead of working well with their wives for supplementing the family income, they are coming up with all sorts of real and imagined illnesses to further frustrate these poor women.  The women are the ones to be pitied in this study, due to the stress caused by lazy, intimidated men who will not work and will not allow the women to work in peace.

Does it ever stop?

The women are working and the men are still dying? I can understand if the women are dying out of stress.  What causes the men to die is the frustration of not being in control anymore.  It is better for both of us to die --than for me to remain in the kitchen and burn my knuckles and eyelashes to death--or risk being thrown out of my own home 30 years later, in case Mr. Almondo decides I am not the one any more.  

House hold level stress caused by "bitching, lazy, fat-butted, balding, pot-bellied men"--driving taxis all over down town LA--with less than $20 to show in his pocket at the end of each day!!!!!!! Further caused by those lazy bums of men who threaten to drag themselves and their wives down the hellish paths of social and economic damnation.

Don't mind the bloody taxi drivers! An army they wrestled us almost at gun point to produce--even with the joblessness. Surprisingly the effects of joblessnes that should render any well adjusted man impotent serves as Viagra to most of our African men.  The more jobless they are the more virile they become.  I don't understand it.   Women need to wake up and smell the "vicks"!  We understand what is killing the women, but please what is killing the men oh?

almondjoy:
I thought you wanted to wait till your wedding night to "comsumate"?


Sorry to say--you started all wrong and I do not think this is going to turn out right any which way you choose to approach it. Your state of mind is very "emotionally unhealthy". If you sleep with this dude, or marry him or whatever--this relationship is bound to turn out like all the rest. Not being a pessimist--but a realist as always. You have major emotional and psychological issues of recognition, acceptance and fulfillment.

mamaput:
now that you have saved his posts in yours he cannot even deny.
yo mrs frankie  come and see.
that is if there is a mrs frankie  at all 

aisha2:
Buka Food tastes better and more Natural, less calories and less risks from Cancer.
Most people that insist on eating in fast food joints, check there background, they are obviuosly trying to fit into a higher social ladder and eating in a fast food or posh resturant makes them feel as if they have arrived. Nothing wrong in eating in a posh place once in a while but when you have to eat out every day you should be wise and save cost.
Some young people don't think, If youn calculate how much you spend on fast food if you eat out everyday, you will be shocked.
My Boyfriends office is close to mine and he takes me out veryday for lunch, except on weekends when i cook, Guess where we he takes me to? A buka in maitama. Once in a while he takes me out for a special treat or i take him out.