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lilrukevwe:
Virginity is not decency but its just lack of opportunity how do u picture it is it true

idea:
frankies,if u read the last line of almond's post you wouldn't have posted all that u had posted because she's not in support of georgey's acts. i think and strongly feel people should be careful of how they rain insults on people that either had posted messages and need your candid advise or whatever. it's actually a free world but we shouldnt be insultive. thanks and peace out.

tinkerbery:
Almondjoy , thanks for giving it to Frankies, right def for him, YOUNG BILLY GOAT,

almondjoy:
Crucify you?  Not at all.  Please you have my blessings.   Like it is a new feeling?  And you say you are married?  All these lie lie threads sef!

Are you not a man? All you have to do is eat a dish once or twice and it ceases to please you.  Even me, I am like that too.  So please I am not disappointed at all.  Infact, you feel very normal to me and I empathize with you. Nuffing strange here!  It is all about "African values"!  Una yansh dey stay for one place?  Like this is your first time of turning tricks.  Please I am not impressed.  You are an African man and it is your M.O. even with all the holy communion every sunday.

Please come back and tell us about the next fling in about one week's time!

This girl must be feeling really special! Thanks to you lover boy--Felix Liberty!

Abeg commot make we see road!

weebee:
Pet name?

I feel it's simply better to call him by his first name. You know husbands could be funny atimes, what if he offends me and I'm really hurt at that moment would I still call him love, sugar, darl e.t.c and mean it? No. I say things that I mean and when i don't feel you have behaved like a darling why should I call you one?
Some women call their husbands pet names when they are good but when there is a quarrel honey would quickly turn  to monkey
Abeg first name is better wheather there is a quarel or not you can still answer your real name no pretence.

Purist:
Before someone else comes analyzing my post, allow me to clarify certain issues.

1. My post focuses on energy conservation in the household, not the country in general.

2. It also focuses on energy conservation based on the use of a prepaid meter, not on the general consumption of energy.

Of course if we were to be having light 24/7, we would definitely be spending about N30,000 - N50,000 or even more monthly on electricity alone.

predi:
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He he he he he he he he he! You are such a baby!

Sorry oh--not butting into your "personal or marital" life.

The fact that we disagree does not mean I do not respect your "views"--it is just a debate where things are seen differently. No one is disrespecting anyone's views here ok? So grow up!

Yes, I have answered my husband's phone because he asked me to. Without his consent--the phone ringing in my presence is only a "bloody nuisance" disturbing my quiet time! I quietly ask him to "silence" it! Or move it elsewhere. I have never asked "who is that". I have never felt threatened in my home. Like I said--every problem has a solution. I don't even know where mine is most of the time--the battery dies when I eventually find it. I am really not a phone person-so how can I keep up with another's?. Nairaland is more like it!

As for the laundry thing--I go through the contents of his pocket but dump them in a pile somewhere to be sorted out later by him--so they are not ruined. I DO NOT LOOK!---Like I said--who cares? His address book is constantly at the head of our bed--I have never opened it one day to see what is inside--Don't care about that! Not really interested in the contents. I am above that Nigerian home video detective rubbish! My only concerns is that he pays the bills and does his duty to his family. If I am involved fine---if not fine too! I can entertain myself--thank you! What he chooses to do in his own spare time is his business. Just like what I chose to do with my own spare time is my business--then we have "our" time--which is "our business"--- So "everyone has privacy to operate"!!!

By being gainfully employed, I mean you must have a lot of spare time on your hands to bother what your spouse is doing in e-mails or chat rooms! Usually that is a sign of control and most guys feel the need to have their egos stroked. Wanting to make sure the wives' world centre around them and them alone. Women who do that too, are attention seeking and insecure. I am not. I may like to entertain myself as you see on Nairaland but not attention-seeking in the least. Since I do better entertaining myself. So let's get that aspect straight. I like to have a good time always--with or without people. These debates are just that!-- Cheap Self Entertainment--on my spare time!

It all boils down to too control much I say. I am just not used to being controlled so it will not start with my e-mails. Just ma opinion darling! You say potato, I say tomato!

Duty calls!--someone needs some stuff! My pleasure always!
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oh almond almond almond!!

@frankie and somze

almond's is likened to quick sand in a way- the moment and the mour u try in be like her to insult or she swallows yu the mur--- but i like it tho, kind of an intrestin xter tho


@ almond munmiii , u dnt av to remind us in your posts al d time, ow old u are for us to knw ow old u re not o! u can get ff d fence, we don c u o ma!

in as much as i agree with u in some light, i also dnt agree with some. ofcourse na, se na me, wu has so much job responsibilities at home and at work, will even dream of a wifes passwrd.even thouh iam a network security analyst and hav all the wiawitall to hack any mail i want, yet it doesnt cross my mind, because its not a priority for me, i aint married yet- but i ve been livin in with my girl for a while now, infact my phone is filled is with lots of stuff from gals evrywia and she enjoys readin them all d time and we av a good laff ova them, i av access to her own too, but i dnt even boda to check it or even hav a laff ova her numero toasters and all. we re all human madam almond, people like us are rare and we re not expected to believe everyone will change to our style of livin just because it seems straight and logical in a way.

most of the time, my girl frends in d past, even my present girl, all seem to always think i dnt love em enough, just because i dnt do d random jelous thingi, dey tend to believ because i am attracted to ladies all d time, i dnt care about them- so u c mummy almond, i ve come to realise ehn! to balance my way of life- attimes i just go through dia sms's just to fulfill all righteousness, even at that its still evident to her that iam just pretendin.

itumo?

is that, i dnt c anytin wrong wit yu givin your man your passwrd, hes not even suposed to ask be4 yu giv im- just because i wldnt ask doesnt mean your partner wnt ask-so i make it readily available and it kind of brings d relatnship closer and all.at d same time, just because iam d way iam doesnt mean evry oda person shld be d same way, and the funny tin in all this is- the lady folks are mur prone to snoop and ask for passwrds from d man.

mama almond, women like yu re very rare-infact very very- the lots of women hia wu readily say NOOOOOOOOOO to this are those wu want to hide their e-mail passwrds from dia guys and expect to hav full access to dia man's e-mail and bank account existence- e no pure o! wia is d fairness in it all

almondjoy:
Dry topic Frankies! I am through with you--Please head to the political section and show your ignorance there! You have nothing to offer me any more. As you can see I never sleep with the same guy more than once! The thrill is gone and your arse is stale!

See you around!

Afam:
@nigeria1,

Have you tried comedy before? You can carve out a niche for yourself - say disjointed english and believe me you will strike gold.

I spend more time trying to understand you than in reading your posts.

So, being on the same plane with Iyabo is enough to prove here innocence abi? Wonderful. Maybe all criminals need to fly just once with you for them to become innocent people.

onmyown:
now this is what i call raw beef going on in here. think the thread has been lost in the midst.

frankies, almondjoy you two were former roomates or something?

almondjoy:
Don't you know I am from Edo state--with all pride? The word slut is very common and I personally take pride in it. Since you specialize in old ones--I could not teach you anything new. It looks like you have something against old folks. Is it a crime to be old or is it an insult to be old? --I am living and loving my old life--pray you get as old as I am.

I would rather be an old fool than a young blundering twit-Arrow like you who goes around picking up 80 year old prostitutes from Edo State like me for one-night stands--where you claim to be happily married! At 20, you are alreading suffering from decreased libido when you masturbate for breakfast, lunch and dinner. Only God knows what your cement floor or carpet looks like. How won't you suffer from erectile dysfunction as you confessed? Poor Mrs. Frankies. Please remember to take paternity tests on those 2 kids you say you have--they are very suspect from different fathers.

If I ever needed help, I would never look at your masturbating direction for one. Gosh! What vermin! So deal with your problems first--Major Wanka! Don't get me wrong--nothing wrong with turning tricks on yourself. It is just that most of us are way too advanced for that kiddy stuff and are into other things now. I stopped doing that when I was 5 years old---75 years ago---you monkey! So grow up and catch up! slowpoke!

Please go and attend to your cyber cafe before Interpol swarms the place with your global 419 dealings. At least I am retired and gone into private practice in my slutting. You are still navigating your tokunbo okada from street to street looking for geriatric pick-ups--for your dead bum equipment--on credit. My clients come to me at home on an appointment basis so Nairaland is my full time job. Idiot!

almondjoy:
Don't you know I am from Edo state--with all pride? The word slut is very common and I personally take pride in it. Since you specialize in old ones--I could not teach you anything new. It looks like you have something against old folks. Is it a crime to be old or is it an insult to be old? --I am living and loving my old life--pray you get as old as I am.

I would rather be an old fool than a young blundering twit-Arrow like you who goes around picking up 80 year old prostitutes from Edo State like me for one-night stands--where you claim to be happily married! At 20, you are alreading suffering from decreased libido when you masturbate for breakfast, lunch and dinner. Only God knows what your cement floor or carpet looks like. How won't you suffer from erectile dysfunction as you confessed? Poor Mrs. Frankies. Please remember to take paternity tests on those 2 kids you say you have--they are very suspect from different fathers.



Can you start all over your post and please be a bit mature in your write up, all you said here are too childish and senseless just like you. Get a brain. slut.

If I ever needed help, I would never look at your masturbating direction for one. Gosh! What vermin! So deal with your problems first--Major Wanka! Don't get me wrong--nothing wrong with turning tricks on yourself. It is just that most of us are way too advanced for that kiddy stuff and are into other things now. I stopped doing that when I was 5 years old---75 years ago---you monkey! So grow up and catch up! slowpoke!

Please go and attend to your cyber cafe before Interpol swarms the place with your global 419 dealings. At least I am retired and gone into private practice in my slutting. You are still navigating your tokunbo okada from street to street looking for geriatric pick-ups--for your dead bum equipment--on credit. My clients come to me at home on an appointment basis so Nairaland is my full time job. Idiot!

almondjoy:
I know darling! We are talking of the US not Nigeria. Nigeria has no laws to adhere to--only "anything goes laws". So please follow the trend of the discussion and do not get stuck on the thread's topic or go back to the hole in your mattress! Major Wanka!

almondjoy:
Most traffic offenses are not "criminal" in nature in the US, unless in the category of "vehicular homocide" as a result of drug related cases, suspended licences and DUI offences. Some can lead to other criminal activities. But most are not criminal in nature.

Specifically--"moving" violations are not criminal in nature---speeding, illegal lane changes and so on are not criminal in nature.

almondjoy:
STFU--you masturbating slowpoke! Go to political section and debates with intellectuals and stop picking up prostitutes in every corner of your neighbourhood. Idiot! Do I look like I can ever deal with your kind? You simpleton! Keep masturbating till your di-ck fall off from strangulation and lack of circulation. Go and get a real woman and stop paynig for sex!