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almondjoy:
You are used to smelling armpits and crotches since your head is buried in there for 23 out of 24 hours a day. I may have a "smelly armpit attracting you" but your gangrenous jello of a dickie can never attract even the lava in my commode! Only armpit? Scoot down a little and have the real "scent of a woman"! Not like the "dinghy county bush pig" you call a wife at your motel-home in "Gboko" who smells like she is on her period every single day.--RAW DECAYING PIECE OF PIG FLESH!!!! With dried flakes of unwashed blood trailing her all over the place--since you encouraged her not to bathe--even ever since she had all those piglets you call kids! The ultimate attraction for your baboonic nostrils.

Son handling? Oh please--be original! You keep sleeping with your mother and I will keep handling my sons! Illiterate wretch like you. Go to technology and programming section and display your ignorance. You Idumota goat phocking son of a bleached LovePeddler!!! I have "fuctarded" a Hummer and need a driver like you to send to the market for transport livestock and vegetables for our family use! Leave Nigeria first--then you can find out how cheap I am as a slut I am very popular in Las Vegas!

Congratulations! You have just proved the theory that there is no limit to your stupidity. Your ineffective imitation of good posting style only serves to illuminate your lack of substance, good taste, and decency.

Why can't you be much more realistic.You not only reply with my post as your point but you also say things unrealistic and too nasty as you are
You are so stupid that even single-celled organisms out score you in IQ tests.Dumb ass

I suggest the next time that you feel an urge to embarrass yourself and bore others, that you summon all your might, and resist or better still, try to have some small idea of what in the hell you're talking about before you try to post again.

Almondjoy, skunk-brained bastard

Before we go further on this topic. The question is '' do we still have ugly girls?

Every girl there days is pretty at least. What matters in a woman is decency and character.

The beauty you behold today will still fade away in that very woman but the character is the beauty you will be seeing for years in her.

Take for instance, almondjoy is so senseless and ill-mannered to the hubby.That is why she does not believe in love and transparency in her marriage. Tell me what beauty,will one still see in her after she has already lost her physical beauty? she is an old slut now.I pity her anyway.

So character matters in a woman.

What is the big deal in that? *closes topic*

@ Poster

Do you need a jupiter to come on June ''31st'' and tell you that she is ready for the worst?

If you call her, she might make up with you but that will not rule out the fact that she no longer have the feelings for you and she is very ready to leave you. That is , if she had not forgotten you already.


Wake up My man!!!!!

almondjoy:
Another woman sleeping with 2 brothers! Gosh! No wonder people spend so much time repenting and being born again. If I were God, there are somethings I will not forgive. Sleeping with 2 brothers will definitely send you to everlasting fire!

Rubbish. The most disgusting thng in the whole wide world--lncest!

How did this stupid post solve the problem?I used to think that you were a gibbering idiot.The poster was asking what to do and somebody is here dreaming about being God.

Now, after reading your latest post, I have a much, much lower opinion of you. I see you've set aside this special time to shamefully humiliate yourself on this dignified land. You've got a big hole in your head, Get a brain and shut it. When you are at a loss for words,go and do what you know best. You stinking cheap slut.


Pathetic loser.

@ poster

I think you have gotten enough advice in here. The whole thing is straight.

Forgive your brother but never trust him with your girl in future. As for that cheap thing you called your ''babe''.Please give her 10,000 miles away from you. She can do worse than that in future externally.

So many of us in here can not be wrong.

I rest my case.

grafikdon:
And what about some of you pitching your tent on Nairaland? Are really making 'good use' of your time? Abeg lighten up!

I thought one can only be a drug addict until I discovered nairaland. Some have been so much addicted to this site that once you are in here they are here too. Well, the site is very lovely, educative, entertaining and interactive.

My only regret is that some fools like almondjoy is really making this site too childish and senseless, far from the objective of seun when he developed it

*wondering if seun is aware of that* * checks if he is online now*

Baba Sege.

@ almondjoy

Get this into that your empty skull. Sometimes I imagine how useless and idiotic you are in real life. I can bet you are a frustrated sex slave looking for solace online.

I can never be tired of a fool like you .I have better things to attend to than having the whole time in the world for a flat-assed and son-handling idiot like you, desperately waiting for her patrons. Cheap slut.

You sound so backward and illiterate.I have always told you that all you lost in your stupidity , you greatly gained in your foolishness. Get a life you old confused armpit-smelling person.

I will crush you till you become reasonable.Always ready for a knuckle-headed clown like you.

But I will never allow a repulsive ugly owl like you to interfer in my serious time.

Idiot

almondjoy:
Sorry oh! Those were not meant for you eyes my sister ooooooooooooooooooooh. I just love to cuss this Nairaland masturbating machine! Happy thanksgiving ooooooooooooooooooh!

Errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr. Just try and stay away from the "Cranberry Sauce"--so you are not reminded of those things!

As for the story being real--Frankies and his family from generation to generation have participated in such rituals--go and read his posts!

I guess to spice up the relationship of a marriage he has with the she-goat he calls his wife!

Like I have always told you , you stupid almondjoy

Get a brain. You sound so senseless altime. god!!!!!!

ODIX:
MY EXPERIENCE WAS EVEN WORSE.WE USED TO  HAVE A MAID SOME TIME A AGO, I JUST FINISHED MY DEGREE PROGRAM WAITING TO BE MOBILISED FOR NYSC.I WAS MOSTLY AT HOME ALONE WITH HER. WHAT MADE IT HARD WAS THAT SHE WAS VERY ATTRACTIVE SHE WOULD COME TO MY ROOM MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT AT SLITEST OPPORTUNITIES. BEFORE I KNEW IT. WE WERE SLEEPING TOGETHER. THIS EXPERIENCE ALMOST RUINED MY LIFE.  NOTHING YOU DO WILL SATISFY HER,SHE SIMPLY INCREDIBLE.
       LOOKING BACK NOW I GUES I WAS LUCKY TO HAVE SURVIVE THAT EXPERIENCE .I WOULD NOT ADVICE EVEN MY WORSET ENEMY TO GO THROUGH WHAT I EXPERIENCED I EXCAPED WITH BY WISKER

Lose that capital letter, you meaningless being.

naijacutee:
What is "Chelsea"?

I suppose they are talking about chelsea dry gin. *wondering what that will do for her*

@ Poster

As per as your topic, If I see someone with that kind of plight, My advice will be as follows

Since the guy has admitted that he is responsible, it will make things simpler.

And your parents will object to an abortion,I think it is better to keep her between your family and the guy.Eventually after delivery,she can decide to give the child up for adoption but that would not be your concern because she will be leaving the house after the delivery.

So the fate of the baby ,apart from terminating his life, will be an entire responsiblity of the parties involved

almondjoy:
An[b] IT [/b] student doing internship in "Gboko" somewhere is a match for who?   You have already graduated to[b] ITT  [/b] -International-Thief-Thief.  Can't even stay in school and graduate like your mates---Picking up prostitutes all over the place and Pimping your children on the streets of God knows where. Bloody Illiterate who never contributes any meaningful thing to any topic including those in  "games" section on  Nairaland.  love-vendor! Do you have a job? 

Please IT is not a profession these days--I think it has reclassified as a "hobby".  That is what my kids use to Play Nintendo and Sony Games.  Every 2 year old is a "Programmer" in the real civilized world.  Go back to school and get a real job!  You can only use that terminology in Nigeria---Once you step out of there, all you can do is work at McDonald's or "Throw Paper" at night as a Newspaper vendor like all your IT mates over here.  So make sure you keep that shop in Otigba and continue yahoozeeing!  slowpoke!

IT? Locally educated tout! Please go back to school and read something other that how to "open e-mail" accounts for 419 and set up cyber cafes in Otigba!

I will glagly "fuctard" a Hummer with my slutting capablities and employ you as one of my drivers I send to the market as errand boys!  That is all you will be good for.  Goat phocker!  You will soon graduate to molesting "turkeys" judging from the size of your equipment in the "goat thread" and your picture will be posted all over Nairaland in the sexuality section like the last time!

See Match of a guy--retarded SOB like yourself---talking of soft white tissue located in your rear end where your brain resides!  I am waiting for you.  You idiot of unknown parentage!  Do you specialize in anything other than "Old toothless sluts"--since one gave birth to you? Please Happy turkey day with your Motel Six Wife--and who ever fathered those children you said you have!

Dirty fool. Can you take time and review what you posted and personally make out how meaningless it is.
Almondjoy slut, please get a life and improve in your thinking.

ikamefa:
a little bit of edo-state, a huge chunk of ondo- state and a pinch of imo state 

_{so what state am i from?}  

Nawaaooo only you?

One nigeria

*wondering why these females love the joke*

*shakes head with a little smile*

kaypinchi:
Nice 1.
Women still don't know what they want.

Wondering if I can still get that tract (Man Shortage) in a music store in Lagos. It was a favourite then.
Any help?

tract or track?

I hate being provoked by some fellows. Please girl, this is not a fashion section to show off your clothes or is it your figure.So get the next available cab and speed away from this site.

Bullshit

unicorn99:
HABA FRANK!!! this is heart breaking

You can add to my disappointment. My only annoyance is that people say we look alike but I protest that alltime because I am much more handsome than him.Furthermore, I am not into wife battering.

D-reloaded:
I hope all is well, almond.

How do you expect all to be well with the fool when her whole wide world is for everyone in nairaland to have a bad marriage like her. Thats why she doesnt want to hear anything positive in anyother 's marriage.

I have a sweet marriage and I am proud of my wife anytime anyday.

@ almondjoy
Bath with 10 litres of fuel and go to hell. You cheap pessimistic fellow.

krisbobo:
@ All

My I humbly share a piece of advice with us all? Thanks. NEVER ADVICE ANYONE TO LEAVE A MARRIAGE! In fact, never advice anyone on the action to take in any circumstance. Never tell people what to do. The best you can do is to say that, were you to be in his/her shoes, so, so and so is what YOU would have done, and please leave it at that. Let the person be the one to decide what to do and not run under the pretense of the fact that she was advised, even if we all know that invariably he/she decided to follow the advice.

Good point , deserves  to be noted.

almondjoy:
Sorry, I am not that civilized.  I am a Nigerian so I might as well act like one!   In the only language understood by most Nigerian  gutter snipes like Frankies. If I see who deserves respect--I will duly give it.  Till then na gutter we go swim inside.   Abi you hear say I dey find husband?   I am very good at that ghetto business too! When they kick us both out of this website then you all can have peace.  Pickin when say im mama no go sleep--im no go sleep too!  Rubbish!  Let him come out again!  Na im mama for village im go go insult oh and get away with am!

Frankies the Nigerian Goat-phocker!!!!!!!

Get this straight into that your blocked ''soft white tissue'' you called brain.( I can bet my dead granny that it is not).

I don't need your respect , fool, I have enough from the people I meet everyday.So an insult from a decent being will be much  more valued than a respect from a slut like you. So my ''deer''(Yes you are a deer) not dear, why not take a stroll to nearest bridge and do the right thing.

Get a brain. you pitiable person

ocho:
I can't help but yawn and wonder when men will come up with better excuses for their illicit affairs besides"my wife made me do it". That phrase is getting rather old and boring.
As for you poster man,I won't judge or crucify you but honestly,I don't know what you want us to say about your affair that isn't glaring. Thank God he gave us all the ability to discern good from evil.

Frankies, ease up on almondjoy,she was just trying to make a point, a valid one at that.
almondjoy honey, silence would have been a better answer for him. Raining insults was not very nice regardless of what he had said.

You won't understand why I dont like that breathless and myopic fool.I dont mean to be rude to anybody but I hate it when some unacceptable walking robot will come in here and contribute blindly not knowing that people are influenced by what they read here.

I apologise for my raw nature but I owe that slut no apology .I can only rest when I see this fool change for the better or better still , take her promiscuous nature to where she belongs. -A bothel.

She will be suprise she met her above-match in a guy(A married one that so much  loves and respects his wife, for that matter) instead of a lady. quite unbelievable to her.

@ poster

This is the last time I will contribute to this f***king topic.

Nobody is doubting that bad things do happen during this period but that is completely out of the point.

But for you to say that xmas festivities is just a waste of time is completely unacceptable and nobody will spare you for that.

Xmas is a very significant occasion that worths celebrating anytime any year.

Be careful or you will hear from my lawyer

Scopium:
[size=13pt]You are most welcome but on the other hand,.,.,.,.,. _{Now that you are here what are we going to to do, with it?}[/size]

He is coming in to tell us how to sell ice to eskimos which we dont know how to.