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* opens thread and closes* *thinking* Admires anyone that contributes reasonably not a dead point.

EFOSA VAL:
yeah,i think i got more to say!

                                                                 i love his ability to tell me any thing,
                                                                 and i mean anything!!!
                                                                 well this is also credit to me 4 making
                                                                  him come out off his shell,and now
                                                                  i think he is really out.infact so out.why[b]?[/b]

                                                                         

                                                                  my guy tells me about his games ( if u no what that means)
                                                                  like i said before,when i am out of the country on business
                                                                  he, like most men had to find an alternative means
                                                                  to keep his johnny busy . which means dating other women
                                                                  well what do u expect from a guy thats well placed in his career
                                                                  has so much money to move any lady out of her mind
                                                                  is the first son of a well connected family in NIGERIA
                                                                  and a droup dead hansome guy to the bone
                                                                              oh yes he really is


                                                                  so he most of the time has to b with this lady or that lady
                                                                   sad u think? but come-on we hav found a way around it.
                                                                   now we talk about it and i think its getting better.
                                                                   i no he use to hav alot of ladies on him,but now they are few.how?
                                                                   

                                                                   silly this may sound but it working 4 us.
                                                                   i got him to pick the once he liked very much which he did
                                                                   and i got him to introduce them to me
                                                                   it was very hard but he did eventually
                                                                   and i meet 2 of them at first then 1 was added
                                                                   to replace another who got married along the line.


                                                                   its not been easy but well what do i do
                                                                   now i can say that things are falling into shape
                                                                   i hope that by this july when we get married that  
                                                                   he will b with just one of them and as time gose on only me.
                                                                   well if not i might just live the "play boy" life with him
                                     
                                                                   well thats the extent i am willing to make him happy
                                                                   because he has done more than that 4 me over 4years now


                                                                                              Now thats tripping!!!
                                                                                                 is'nt it?

Very sorry for you girl  

I dont think you know what you are doing. For how long will you live with that in  your life? Marrying someone who believes he is doing you a favour.

I want to conclude you are not marrying him out of love but for all the stupid things you listed.

For your information, when you become ''after-three'' (give birth to three kids) You will be worn out and changed .Maybe by then he will drive you out of his bedroom to the boys quaters to give room for one of those '' keeping his johnson  busy''  according to you.

Beware and get a brain

ugo227:
Are u sure you're wedding is tomorrow, how come you have time to send a posting when you're getting married tomorrow with all the WAHALA of organising weddings CONGRATULATIONS ALL THE SAME

You are the only truthful guy in here. This was the first thing that came to my mind immediately I saw the post.


@ poster

I wish you what you wish yourself.

The above quote is from alomondjoy

Forever confused woman

1921 Forums / Sexuality / Re: Slapping The Opposite Sex on: February 13, 2008, 02:59 AM
I did! He hit me first and I slapped him right back in less than a split second. No regrets at all. It sure felt gooooooooooood. That was the last time he ever tried such rubbish! It would have ended in a shoot out. He discovered I could pack a punch as good as his too! Both of us had black eyes to show the world how in love we were.


Turn the other cheek ko!



1923 Forums / Romance / Re: Girl Can You Toast A Guy, on: February 13, 2008, 02:44 AM
I usually prefer to do the chasing now in my life. In ma teens and early 20's I liked to be chased. Now I find it very boring that a guy should chase me--with their mumuscious moves. Kai!

I am way past that phase. I do the chasing since I hit 25!

Gosh! We have a lot of local country peeps on this Nairaland I swear! Villagers! Hmmm!

In this day and age of man to women ratio of 1:50? Make una siddon for thia dey wait for who to chase una. You can wear all the mini and midi skirts dey parade for nairaland--ain't gonnnna happen if you do not move your blooming tail!

You damn right I am gonnna be doing the chasing--he does not have to respect me. I just need him to co-operate jest a lirrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrle!






Stop deceiving yourself old woman. You have always been confused in this land and will always be.


@ all

Ignore this fool now and always

cutensexxy:
i have one on my arm with my fiance name and my name in a heart, very sexy, and also another one on my chest i think they are sexy on a man but not too many,  my fiance is about to get one with my name on his chest, goes to show how much he loves me as hes a Nigeria man and doesnt have any, to each its own as far as tatoos go , everyone has their on beliefs but i feel u shouldnt condemn people that have one or like them, its a personal choice,

What if they go their seperate ways eventually will she remove the tatoo and put the name of the new one

@ poster


Funny question, kick the second girl and enjoy a real miserable


My friend do the right thing.I could have said love matters but thank your stars you have a feeling for the second one.

You know the answer , crazy stupid guy

BUT I REALLY WANNA MEET ONE LADY WITH FIST WELL CLENCHED BEFORE I MEET HER COS SHE DESERVES THE WORST PUNCH IN HER LIFE TO MAKE HER THE REAL ''SAD'' WOMAN SHE IS.

SHE KNOWS HERSELF.

almondjoy:
I already gave my reasons you cork-sucking twit! Because little boys like you keep digging holes in your matresses since that is the size you shrivelled dickey can conform to! Your she-goat of a wife has no other choice but to kick out your retared peforated arse , out of you thatch roofed hut ---so you can keep sucking abunnas in dilapidated molues for a "small fee"! Or to give you the absolute freedom to masturbate till the genital warts on the tip of your "wanka" are all burned off!

OLODO! Useless cork sucking male LovePeddler!

Senselessness at work again. Can you come back old fool. Couldnt make out anything from your post.
I suppose I should have some sympathy for your handicap. You are obviously paralyzed from the neck up to your brain.

Clearly, the full area of your ignorance is hereby identified. We are presently only exploring the fringes of that vast expanse.

Reading your post makes blindness a wonderful thing to look forward to.

Idiot

almondjoy:
I am happy you are able to concentrate and at least contribute to topics no matter how silly/trifling those idiotic contributions may be. I think you fit the profile of the poster's husband since you specialize in picking up both male and female sluts even when you confessed that you are a married man. Well, men like you should be lined up and executed for daring to put your filthy leprous hands on any living thing.

The poster should sort which issue out? Idiot! If you had any iota of common sense you would have realized that a domestic environment would do more damage to the kids than separation from a Pig like you! But what do you know? Since you spent all your life sucking abunnas behind molues to set up your 419 cyber "massage parlor for male sluts" in Otigba! I knew you would condone such nonsense as the "bloody unholy ritualistic book" most of you men read upside down tells you.

Men like you are professional vagabonds who constantly want a slave for a wife so you can carry out your base fantasies of domestic abuse on them. If I were your ever-menstruating she-goat of a wife, I would have long sent you to see your maker the devil, sent your carcass to Darfur to feed the hungry vultures there. But wait a minute? She only has a brain of a she-goat and is not capable of knowing when an animal is entering or exiting any part of her orifices. Perfect match then.

Next time try a real slut like myself and see if you even live to take a last breath as you lay those filthy fingers on any fly around your anus!

Cow!

Can you counterclaim that you are not a freakish specimen of botched genetics.Yeah, If you are not a mistake from a test tube experiment,you could have been reasoning constructively.

The next thing we will see is your stupid advice for her to leave her marriage. I am really suprised that you don't even know how clueless you are in some vital issues.Yet you will now allow those that have something upstairs to contribute due to lack of space already occupied by an internet-addicted idiot like you.

Let me tell you a plain truth. The earlier you admit you are a dumbass that does not know anything except to while away your stupid flat ass on the internet,The earlier we can help to at least give you a brain of a 10year old to enable you reason to some extent as a child because right now , you reason like a rat.

The more I post this to you , the more annoyed I am of you. That if they give me a pistol on you, I will choose a double-barrel and send you to where you belong. you living-dead slowpoke.

I still know it is better for the lady to be with the hubby than becoming a divorced son-handling idiot like you.

Ass hole

bebe2007:
Frankies, where in my post did i praise or encourage players? na wa for your interpretations o! i was only saying such games are meant for players not guys like him, who cannot handle such.

Apologies Bebe, But if you read your post well, it sounds as if you are extolling them.

I thought you wanted to sound like that stupid almondjoy who doesn't have decency in her dictionary.

bebe2007:
Well since you used to be a player how would you have handled such situation if it happened to you?

*looks back to check if she is asking someone behind me cos I am sure Im not the one she is asking*

almondjoy:
I am glad we are getting somewhere.  I may not be able to debate meaningfully in political topics and religious topics like you do, but when it comes to simple sociology, I think I have enough brain wave activity not to totally flatline for want of statistical evidence.

Not suprise of that. How can you contribute reasonably on those fields when you are highly retarded and cannot give a simple advice. When I told you that all you have in your brain can be written on a piece of stamp, you thought I was just making a statement. You have said it yourself.

Even the aspect you claim you are good at, you cant even point out issues with a human face. I can only love this land when a person like you is no longer here. or better still for you- learn how to contribute reasonably

You an unfortunate result from an unprotected intercourse.

@ almondjoy


Can you tell us your own reason please. The great land wants to know. Idiot

ifyalways:
because peole marry for the wrong reason.
because naija babes are becoming enlightened .
because people marry the wrong people for wrong reasons.
because divorce is an option when things get irredeemable.
because its better to be alive and divorced than married in your coffin.

Ify well stated.You forgot to add that others divorce because they are sluts and hid things from their hubby.


*wondering which of the reasons caused that pathetic loser 's divorce*

herdey2tu:
ALL Nairalanders on this Forum, please lets raise our glasses, in a toast to the newest Bride and Groom; Admondjoy and Frankies, Long life the fires that sparks up the love between them.

To the Bride and Groom!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

This is not funny anyway. These days I seem to be annoyed with that fool that I called a friend ''almondjoy'' because of the way she talks senselessly. For me to teased about marrying her is like a disaster to me.

*sighs*

stefykarl:
SEE MADAM, WHY ARE YOU ASKING WHEN YOU HAVE MADE UP YOUR MIND, COS FROM WHAT I CAN DEDUCE FROM WHAT YOU SENT IS THE GUY PICKED YOU WHEN YOU ARE NOTHING AND MADE YOU SOME BODY, NOW YOU KNOW YOU ARE MORE EDUCATED THAN HE IS, AFTER SACRIFICING TO MAKE You SOMEONE ALL YOU DO IS SAY ALL THESE NONSENSE. DIDNT YOU SEE THAT HE IS LAZY BEFORE YOU MARRIED HIM, NOW THE ONLY IMPORTANT THINGS ARE YOUR CHILDREN.
YOU KNOW WHAT, YOU HAVE SOMEONE ELSE YOU WANT TO RUN TO, SO, DONT BOTHER US.
YOU ARE NOT ASHAMED OF YOURSELF, AFTER 11 YRS OF MARRIAGE THIS IS THE THANK YOU, YOU WILL GIVE HIM.
YOU SAID HE CHEATED TWICE, HOW MANY TIMES HAVE YOU CHEATED ON HIM? YOU DIDNT TELL US,GO AND SIT DOWN AND FOLLOW YOUR NEW FRIEND.
YOU ARE A DISGRACE

Lose that capital letter.It pisses me off.

almondjoy:
I really do not understand the kinds of females Nigeria is turning out these days. 

@poster

You are actually looking for "guidance" after 11 years of marriage?--What have you been doing all these 11 years?  All I can do is wonder at you with your level of educaton.  Please do not teach those daughters of yours this nonsense you are practicing in your marriage so they end up as "doormats" in some irresponsible men's hands!  In 2008?

What did your mother teach you about marriage? --Or did you just run away and get married?  Did you have aunts, sisters and so on--successfully married famales in your families?  Please go and ask them how they coped with these kinds of situations.

Please ladies and gentlemen if you cannot take care of marital issues--do no get married at all!  Some of you do not meet the basic requirements and that is "common sense 001"!

I personally, have nothing to advice you on--you deal with your mess! You never tell a deaf man that there is a war going on.  When he sees others running for cover, he too will run without asking questions!

Rubbish!

Stupid and senseless post as usual.You are finished old slut


@ poster

Before you give up on that marriage, have you exhausted all the diplomacy you could? You said you have two wonderful children.Have you ever considered the pyschological effect the eventual seperation will cause them?

I suggest you can sort the whole issue out or at least perform all within your capacity to resolve the issue.If you can cope in the marriage for 11 years , I strongly believe that you are as good as a manager in it.Talk to him, let him understand what he is doing to you. You will definitely be justified for any action you take afterwards.

almondjoy:
My dear sister--I will not say anything to you at all. So simple? We will discuss this in about 10 years from now ok? Let me give you time to catch up. You are still in "Disneyworld"!

Hmmmmmmmmm! No need at all, at all!

There she goes again, wishing another fellow bad marriage.10years when she will divorce like you? or get fed up in her marriage?

Get a life , old woman.

almondjoy:
You still dey ves?

Still waiting for my "humiliation" package ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh! I have been divorced now for over 10 years and I am looking for a new "spouse". Would you like to marry me Frankies? I am officially proposing to you via Nairaland--please do not turn me down as that would be the "ultimate" humiliation to my fragile ego.

Even you cannot spoil my great holiday season. You have not written anything worth my attention in the past few days so I will keep looking out for "the new humiliating you"! Till then--you are invisible. Try and make some interesting contributions while you are about Nairaland.

Try programming, computers or technology sections of nairaland like I suggested. As you know my specialty area is "Sexuality and Romance" as a real woman. So go to your area of specialization and show us what you gat and let us see what a real man upstairs you are since you have failed woefully downstairs. you are such a bad "fu-ck"!

Please meet me under the "mistletoe" for a kiss if you know what that means!!!!!

*spits after reading the last line of almondjoy post* My december resolution is to avoid any xmas tree around because of the nasty post.



@ almondjoy

Keep waiting till winter is over.You can't even get a hand wave from me let alone that.You will till eternity.MY wife read this.

almondjoy:
You still dey ves?

Still waiting for my "humiliation" package ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh! I have been divorced now for over 10 years and I am looking for a new "spouse". Would you like to marry me Frankies? I am officially proposing to you via Nairaland--please do not turn me down as that would be the "ultimate" humiliation to my fragile ego.

Now I know why you want all to have a bad marriage just like you. You have said it all. My annoyance with you fool started after reading your post on '' should I know my e-mail password''

I still advise to leave the brothel and find a decent place to stay.

georgee:
Abeg make una help me find banking job,av bn lookn 4job almost 2yrs, frustratn wan kill me

Don't worry, God will grant your request.Hand everything to him in prayer.Remember tobe upright before him. Your miracle is on the way.

*thinking* Sounding like a pastor

Oluchia:
Not every graduate. I for one don't want to work in a bank .
And I have so many of my banker friends who would prefer working elsewhere, but since about 80% of graduate recruitment in the country is from the banking sector, one doesn't really have much choice than to join the bandwagon instead of staying jobless . At least half bread they say, is better than none.

Thanks dear, you said it all but still permit me to add that I never for once wanted to work in a bank.So I am glad I am not there. A very close of mine that read my course too is very much in there.

bebe2007:
Ths is the problem i have with guys!!! You knew you were not capable of playing such games, why did you go into it? not all men are players. If you are not a player by nature do not try to go into such, you would just mess things up. Leave that game for the natural ones, they can always handle situations.

*thinking* Just when I stopped being a player for my dear wife to have me fully someone is here praising players.

So there is nothing wrong in being a player?

Well, past is past.

funloving:
Where is Almondjoy ? She knows how to reply such posters.
Almondjoy ! Almondjoy !! Almondjoy !!! Almondjoy !!!! Please come there is a job for you here

Poster, just wait, Almondjoy is coming for the right answer to your question

_{*****I don run because when the babe start, yawa go gas and area no go hear word *****}[i][/i]

There is nothing she can do.She met her above-match in me. She is accepting defeat now. She is just an abominably execrable half-wit and a dry fun seeking asshole.

almondjoy:
he he he he he he he he!

I don see am. But I will leave him for now---till he says more.

Shut that your black colored mass of flesh you called lips. You are just a suspended internet-addicted owl looking for solace.
Some times I used to wonder how a disease -ridden idiot like you does not know that you are a miserable depraved narcissist.

Pathetic Sucker!!!!!!

almondjoy:
Because women are getting smarter.  Enough to realize that you can always survive without taking the abuses of a destructive marriage.  Most women work too and have tasted independence and how pleasurable it is to "sleep" in your own bed without some blaring trumpeter serenading your ear drums every night. 

No more "I am a full time house wife" crap!

Yipppppppppeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!

We are earnestly waiting for you to announce your own divorce on this site.Well, no matter what happens I can't wish you for the worst.Because you still have time to remedy the situation in your marriage.

But a fuckwit like you does not even know the basics for a good and enjoyable marriage.

Why cant you an ill-mannered slowpoke accept your already humuliated being and get a life?

Idiot

almondjoy:
In all honesty--he has a 50/50 chance of his marriage surviving the "adulterous" affair.  How many women leave their homes realistically after the man has populated the whole city with children.  Most women will really put up with that and hope for the best. I am not encouraging adultery but to point out that communication is the issue now not adultery. 

The poster is softening up so let us help him reach the promised land.

I say wait till baby #4 shows up.  You will be sleeping in separate bedrooms!   Or like oyb said:

MAJOR  GENERAL WANKA!!! WHERE YOU DEY OH Don't let the religios ones get a hold of that "rosy palmer" gist oh!  Na sin according to some!

Finally listen to what women want too!
He is still "young and restless"!  Like oyb said--wait till the baby is born and mama has to breast feed junior for about a year.  The poster will run mad for losing his favorite toys!   Any attempt to mess with them will meet with some serious eye and nose drops that might cause him to choke.  Junior will definitely not appreciate that either and the poster might just get pee'ed and pooped on, every day and night for encroaching.

No sharing please!

The pathetic fool sounding pessimistic as usual.I can see that you are an irredeemably promiscuous slut. I have told you time without numbers that you have a dry marriage where you are a training kit for samuel peters the boxer is not a guarantee that others have so.

So a miserable soul like you should stop influencing youths getting ready for marriage. Desist from telling them that there is no happiness in marriage as years go by.

You devilishly detestable ruffian that is a rape on woman decency.

I have told you to go to the nearest bridge and do the right thing.your post is too nightmarish and retarded for my liking.So get your flea infested ass out of this site.

Shameless idiot.

naijaborn:
Han han! this is rather too much hasnt anyone on this forum seen this crossfiring _{som peops just no send}
@Almondjoy nd Frankie, i'll implore yu guys to stop this wild abuse!it's so uncalled for^{abi una kno una self before}

@Frankie; addressin a sista in this forum wit a foul lang. like b**ch,slot n all isnt nice at all^{so i'll suggest yu appologize n kill dhatred}
@Almondjoy; yur a sista in this forum!? aint yu yu really need to kool off! n respect a brother in here, just imagine if evry one in here where to pik on one another like yu n frankie is doing take it easy maami n endeavour to be a good woman, ^{don't yu think frankie deserves an appology too!because as much as yu think he's wronged yu,yu might as well av wronged him}
nd to yu'll;one love!!!

Apologies to you and anyone in here, I must have offended by my raw attack on that fool called almondjoy

That this place is a public forum is not a guarantee for us to entertain some pathetic fools like almondjoy.I will single handedly get rid of the fool or until she changes.

Once more, My apologies,

Cheers.

almondjoy:
Oh please have you a merry Xmas Frankies and a Happy New year. I believe I have told you enough to last you a life time. So sleep over those and let me have a good time on Nairaland--since I have made you non-contributary, I will ease up on you till you come up with more of your stupid posts!

As you see, I do not go chasing your boring, ignorant piece of an idiotic arse around like you do my scented one. There are too many interesting topics to concentrate on. So have a merry Xmas and a happy new 2008 on top of your mama as usual!

Look at this unfortunate occurrence of unprotected intercourse tactically accepting defeat. I told you earlier that your wide mouth met your above-match in a married guy you thought I was joking.

I have been enduring all your god-forsaken posts on this land untill my patience was over stretched.You are an indescribably detestable idiot. Very much heart-sickening,miserable person.

Dont accept defeat yet, I still need to crush that your, flat-assed in a flea-infested pants.

A demented asshole like you should have known you would be a loser by trying me.
I suggest you engage your local Search & Rescue Unit by getting lost or better, go and freeze your son's d**k and remain a son-handling bitch you have always been.

@ almondjoy

Confused fool.Anytime I see your post. I have one puzzle in mind---Why is it that the people with the smallest minds always have the biggest mouths?.

But I am consoled by the saying that'' empty vessels make most noise.''
Trying to get something of value out of your post is like trying to squeeze orange juice out of an apple.Impossible.

You are a just a frustrated ranting ant.

Im quite sure that you are fed with a brain tumour when you are a kid.

Flea -infested dullard