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cindykaey:
You ugly sha
And you're looking like a small boy ...

hi the most beautiful girl in the world,I would advise u to re-create him to suit so that he will no more be ugly.

cindykaey:
You ugly sha
And you're looking like a small boy ...

hi the most beautiful girl in the world,I would advise u to re-create him to suit so that he will no more be ugly.

Adasun:
Hellow fellow,am in a big mess right now.



My pervetious heart lead me to cheat on my wife and unfortunately i got caught red handed.i woun't explain dat awkward experience for now.



My wife trusted me so much,but i broke those trust.now my own home is broken too.


When da deed happened and i was caught,she cried nd cried and later left my house.due to pleads frm those she respected so much because i ask them for help.she later came back to da hwz bt not in gud terms


we no longer greet,she hardly talks to me,she cook when she wants to.once she did not cook,i had to buy fud for da kids


most of all,she now started acting wield nd free.she picks suspicious calls right under my nose.laugh anyhow when charting.


When it first started,i thought it's just a plot to get me jealous so i dance to da tone.i use my body language to atleast show her am jealous and want her badly.


Bt it got worse,she now comes home late and even brought a guy home.and when i saw dis guy in da sitting rum,he introduce me as her cousing.


i was mad,but i myself i guilty.how do i show her dat am in charge when i myself was caught cheatingshould i send her out?on what ground

should i continue to make peace reign?bt i have tried my best.i need ur help my fellow landers.help a brother to make da right decision.

why did u cheated on her in the first place,its unfair bro.

wristbangle:
Despite the saying that all that glitters is not gold, many guys are still being swayed by mere physical appearance/attributes of a lady without thorough or proper evaluation to know if truly these attributes complement the heart.

However, many guys tend to be disappointed and discouraged to stay in a relationship when they later discover that what they thought she is, is not truly what she is.

The following points buttress the misplaced attributes guys check in a lady that often land them into bad relationship/ marriage.

1. Gigantic Butt and Bosoms

I believe that what defines a lady is not the size of butts and bosoms but tell this to some guys and watch them tear you to pieces. Once a lady has huge bosoms and backside, they don't care if her attitude is bad or not. They will try to gain her love and at the end of the day, they will end up regretting because the lady in question only has huge bosoms and but nothing upstairs.

2. Beauty

No doubt beauty remains one of the major reasons why guys approach a lady but what beats my imagination is that, ironically, a lady can be so pretty but won't be able to compute a simple arithmetic. I mean, could it be that these guys are extremely senseless to have chosen a beautiful lady who can't engage in intellectual discussions. To a broad view, one who marries because of beauty may not find joy in that relationship.

3. Skin colour

In Nigeria, guys normally over-hype fair skinned ladies while neglecting black skinned ladies making it look like being fair in complexion is a blessing and that being dark is a curse. I still don't know what skin colour has got to do with good/fruitful marital life. In fact, this neglect and discrimination cause low self esteem to our dark skinned ladies and therefore triggers competition when many of our ladies resort to bleaching.

4. Experienced in several sex positions

The world has gone weird that you will hear some guys saying they cannot date/marry a lady who is not experienced in sex let alone a virgin lady. Most guys are obsessed with ladies who during love making give them scissors-kick style, cow girl, reverse cow, hot doggy, girl style, devastating bllow job etc. The truth of the matter is that infidelity is their watchword when you can't satisfy their high libido. Prof Tosyne and Dr Ronald4lif can bear me witness.

5. Angelic voice

Some guys can urinate on their body when they exchange contact with a lady they met online, only to ring her up and discover that her voice is as angelic as that of Celine Dion. But when they get to meet this lady offline, she will look exactly like Julius Agwu. They will be disappointed and will look for a way to dismiss her. This is to say that sweet voice has landed many guys into wrong choice.

6. Rich Background

The fact that a lady is from a rich background doesn't mean she will be giving you her father's money. The erroneous belief of many guys is that when a lady is from a rich background, they have narrowly escaped from poverty when they date her, not knowing that their financial troubles just begun. This kind of ideology can send such guys to early grave if care is not taking.

7. She's a regular church goer

The fact that a lady is a committed worker in church or mosque doesn't mean she will become a good wife. In fact, some of them are even worse than we could ever imagine. Guys just need to be very careful so as not to be deceived by these ladies lifestyle because even the perceived wayward ladies may actually be the best wife.

8. Body stature

When you ask question to guys on how they want the body stature of their girlfriend or wife to be, you will hear funny answers such as "I don't want orobo or too skinny ladies o", "I can't marry a muscular lady because she won't be romantic and will end up beating me", etc. Lol, anyway what if you marry your preferred body stature and she turns out to be a nightmare in marriage?

if u don't use all these criteria,which one are u gonna use my dear?

Mimido2:
ok

pls,add me on whatsapp for beta chat.pls trespassers should beware cos i will only accept invite from this lady. thanks

Mimido2:
no.....am from Edo state

the name sound,Benue. but wouldn't mind knowing u more

Mimido2:
6 is okay

mimido2,are u from Benue?

donkross1:
Did you call their attention abi mods na omnipresent


Lalasticlala dz guy dey find you.

do i need to call there attention before they know what to do?

greatme2good:
I know it must be a guy that will write this.
OP I pray u get own Janet or better still change ur gf's name to Janet if she's not one.Don't bother thanking me.

thanks a lot,i changed her name already

Savigne:
If you say so.

you are beautiful just the way you her

JudgementHammer:
Chai e just be like say she go stain dat white cloth with her black color. Black girls mess dey smell black too. Her sweat no go gud oh. She must of necessity change undies everyday. And torchlight is needed if bleeping her in the dark.

Lol but she's cute and clean sha.

I can give my life to her

Savigne:
Make I see the man wey go call me short...Bottle go loss for him head.

interestingly interesting!

I can't just figure what i should do now

fuckkkkk you all for overhyping dis crab. anybody can. make it in this maturit of ours only if you can think and act

it's unfair that this moderators will not push this kind of informative and educative thread to the front page but if it is someone doing exercise and showing their cleavages,it will be immediately pushed. SMH

noxide:
In other words devaluation is not a good thing, right?

Am the asking,don't redirect the question to me

Do you think Nigerian Naira should be devalued considering all these points?
Economic effect of devaluation of the currency


A devaluation occurs in a fixed exchange rate. A depreciation occurs in a floating exchange rate system. Both mean a fall in the value of the currency. e.g. a devaluation in the Pound means it is worth less Euros.
Effects of a devaluation
1. Exports cheaper . A devaluation of the exchange rate will make exports more competitive and appear cheaper to foreigners. This will increase demand for exports
2. Imports more expensive. A devaluation means imports will become more expensive. This will reduce demand for imports.
3. Increased AD . A devaluation could cause higher economic growth. Part of AD is (X-M) therefore higher exports and lower imports should increase AD (assuming demand is relatively elastic). Higher AD is likely to cause higher Real GDP and inflation.
4. Inflation is likely to occur because: Imports are more expensive causing cost push inflation. AD is increasing causing demand pull inflation with exports becoming cheaper manufacturers may have less incentive to cut costs and become more efficient. Therefore over time, costs may increase.
5. Improvement in the current account . With exports more competitive and imports more expensive, we should see higher exports and lower imports, which will reduce the current account deficit.
Evaluation of a Devaluation The effect of a devaluation depends on:
1. Elasticity of demand for exports and imports. If demand is price inelastic, the a fall in the price of exports will lead to only a small rise in quantity. Therefore, the value of exports may actually fall. An improvement in the current account on the Balance of Payments depends upon the Marshall Lerner condition and the elasticity of demand for exports and imports If PEDx + PEDm > 1 then a devaluation will improve the current account The impact of a devaluation may take time to have effect. In the short term, demand may be inelastic, but over time demand may become more price elastic and have a bigger effect.
2. State of the global economy. If the global economy is in recession, then a devaluation may be insufficient to boost export demand. If growth is strong, then there will be a greater increase in demand. However, in a boom, a devaluation is likely to exacerbate inflation.
3.Inflation The effect on inflation will depend on other factors such as: Spare capacity in the economy. E.g. in a recession, a devaluation is unlikely to cause inflation. Do firms pass increased import costs onto consumers? Firms may reduce their profit margins, at least in the short run. Import prices are not the only determinant of inflation. Other factors affecting inflation such as wage increases may be important.
4. It depends why the currency is being devalued. If it is due to a loss of competitiveness, then a devaluation can help to restore competitiveness and economic growth. If the devaluation is aiming to meet a certain exchange rate target, it may be inappropriate for the economy.

Medunah:
Tell him there will be ' no sex' or any form of intimacy like bj, smooching, kissing bla bla, He will run, I tell ya


+ no8) works like magic too, just tell him ur pastor wants to see him nd he must come to ur church for 3-5days dry fasting so dat it can be revealed to you if he is the will of God. He will run faster than Usain bolt

I will gladly accept that from you,if you tell me this babe

Mariecakes:
I wont lie Money is very essential

money is essential abi,why don't you work for the money and see how it feels?

midehi2:
the very beautiful damsel you quoted

hmmmm,i see. A damsel indeed

midehi2:
gerraat here mhennn

who is this please?

midehi2:
oops

cool, romantic..but you black o

I dislike you with passion,do you know why? you said someone is black and makes you a racist which is a punishable offence. Am not black thou

jideflows:
this no b good news at all.... the 800naira i buy never finish since january... and i pay service charge of 750 naira.... the fixed charge high pass the light i dey use... please its no to fixed charges ......... cos with this e clear say service charge don surface again.. and the 800 naira unit go carry me till march... meaning say i go pay additonail 1k5 by march and na just 800 naira i buy oh... una see wahala... where MR common sense... 750 +1500=2250 and na just 800 narai i never fit use finish.. so who is fooling who?

that fixed charges is just too high,our government is not just helping the masses at all. they just keep implementing new ways of extorting us. May God deliver us from their den

BABYLUVLY:
Please enough of this humble beginning thing. Some guys are confused. When you agree to manage with them, they turn wolves.

that means u not meet the right person

vybzkartel:
She wakes up at 6am

sometimes after 6 am

and i believe a virtuous wife should be waking up earlier

I am often up by 4am or 5 am

She wakes up late and doesnt pray

I have been diplomatic, harsh and all...but she hasnt changed. what do i do?

I think if you chop off her head,she will wake up early. give ur testimony later bro.

safarigirl:
Take yourself out, buy yourself a gift, give yourself a treat. Be your own bae #TeamNoDrama.....great advice Charlie

will like to take you to Kosovo land on val's day

Speechless3:
I need a val boo

you gat me babe!

isn't Janet a nice girl?

myfantasies:
Level 1
Waiting for level 2

let's make level 2 together pretty

Dudeweedlmao:
-he opens thread on sex
-i give him advice to just Bleep
-proceeds to ask another dumb question

Look, its okay to be a closet homosexua.l
I don't even give two shitts if you like to get your prostrate stimulated by other men.
But don't come to romance section of all places and give me the holier than thou attitude.

Seriously, i like to fvck, if you don't like it burn in hell, faggott

heya,sorry bro. I don't know it would pained you to the marrow. take heart,its just one of those things

Dudeweedlmao:

the fuckkk am sayin is that ur brain is weathering geologically like a laterite

dollyjoy:
case closed!

case closed kwa?

dollyjoy:
i loveeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee you

.x




like seriously. I loveeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee you too