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See wahala oh!
Our honorable brothers from the east just broke another record.
9ja una too much jor.

Extremely creative questions I must say...especially the one that talks about the box of pencils.

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hmmmmm

hehehehehehehehe

Guilty or Not..

that's what I'm talking about.

Compliments of the Season ..what do you think?

Danhumprey: I would go with #75k per month,provided there would be job security. If you chose #3million,it would be exhausted in no time,unless you invest it. But I would rather go for 75k per months. It would suffice me. It's dangerous to be keeping a large sum of money with you.

Shallow minded fellow!... who told you that the OP had intentions of squandering the N3,000,000?

A N75,000 job can never guarantee u any job security.

Be wise and GRAB the N3M @OP..

Remember, that one of the recurrent maxims of Financial decision making is that "GOOD DEALS FADE FAST"

Father Francis fried five fishes for five friends.

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holyvirgin: I can't believe some of you are hailing those Indians gosh... Those guys from third world country, with little education and terrible grammer shouldn't be allowed to boss any Nigerian. They are disrespectful, saucy, lazy and not professionals at all.
The annoying part is that as a Nigerian working in any Indian company, don't expect promotions. Oh yes your salary MIGHT be increased a little but you can never rise to the position of manager instead they will go back to india, employ another indian who knows nothing about the job to lord over you despite the rise in unemployment.

I don't pray any of you to work with indians abeg....

SHUT U.P MuMu...they are lunching space probes to Mars...and here u are castigating them

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Na who be this mumu sef? fagish gay.

She was on her BB b4 then? Chaii...9ja mumu chiks won't stop supprising me. Na Heart Break tinz...leave ASUU jor...or maybe na lack of RUNS (ashee tinz) naim cause am not ASUU.

But wait oh! Una de percieve wetin de smell now?...choii...Mk una wait i de come mk i check beans for fire...brb

Benard94: I went with a private bike to the bank.

It has been continually emphasized that public bikes are not allowed at the bank’s car park

This is a bank with which I have accounts in naira and hard currencies.

What should I do? PLS ADVICE

Shame no de catch u ba? U get Hard currency and Soft currency yet na Okada u carry come bank ni.

Peeps like u never adhere to simple instructions. From all what u've just narrated above, u are a natural Coconut Headed Creature weh no de hear One.

An advice was given to u prior to ur entry into the bank yet u let it fall on Deaf ears...claiming u were in such a "Hurry".

What if as u reach dir and u met some Seasonal Shareholders withdrawing with 9MM Verve Card or an AK47 Master Card...wetin u for do?

Shey u for still de in a hurry ni?

Advice: Guy, go and find a way to bail out ur Hard Currency Okada and let the Management be cos it was act of Total negligence to simple instructions exhibited on ur path..

davedave1: Pls, sorry am off the topic, am having a hard time creating a topic, wouldn't mind if anybody can help me on how to do it, merci...

Ask Google...

The Galaxy Gear, Samsung's latest foray into the smartwatch category, is now official and it's quite unlike anything you've seen before. Yes, it's a smartphone accessory that can pick up notifications, control music playback, and keep time with a rich variety of watch faces, but Samsung takes it a few steps further by integrating a 1.9-megapixel camera, a speaker, and two microphones — allowing you to shoot short 720p movies andeven conduct phone calls with the Galaxy Gear.
It's not a standalone phone, but you can use it to make phone calls
Importantly, the Galaxy Gear is not a phonein its own right — it relies on a Bluetooth connection to your Samsung Galaxy device in order to do most of its connected work. When it goes on sale later this month, the Gear will be compatible with the freshly announced Galaxy Note 3 and Galaxy Note 10.1 2014 edition, while software updates for the Galaxy S4, Galaxy S III, and Galaxy Note II are in the works to introduce compatibility there as well. That new software should begin rolling out from October, depending on local carriers. Given that Samsung's new Galaxy slates run Android 4.3, which supports the Bluetooth Low Energy standard, Samsung may well have just tipped its hand about when it intends to distribute the 4.3 upgrade to its older Galaxy handsets.
Returning to the star of the show, the Gear, you'll find a 1.63-inch Super AMOLED display with a thrifty 320 x 320 resolution, a single-core 800MHz Exynos processor, a metal face and buckle, and a selection of six different shades of adjustable wrist band. Samsung is using the colors to emphasize the role of the Galaxy Gear as a lifestyle device: theWild Orange is aimed at sporty types while the Rose Gold targets a more feminine audience. The Korean company also claims the bands are very ergonomic, but in trying them on I found them less supple and flexible than the strap on the Pebble. Additionally, with all of its extra integrated tech, the Galaxy Gear is a fair bit bulkier than the Pebble, though Samsung's correct in saying its watch is lighter than it appears.
As usual with Samsung, the Galaxy Gear is a feature-rich device. Basic onboard apps include a pedometer and the ability to find your Galaxy (or, alternatively, an option to find your Gear via your Galaxy handset), but most impressive of all is the number of compatible apps. Samsung says there's over 70 to choose from — which can be installed via the Galaxy Gear Manager app on your phone — and Ispotted some popular names like Pocket, Path, Evernote, RunKeeper, and Runtastic Pro. Samsung's S Voice is also accessible via the Gear,but got no direct mention in the company's presentation. It's either becoming a standard feature or is being deemphasized as a major selling point.
One thing the Gear has in common with other smartwatches: it's not terribly smart
There are a couple of significant downsides that temper my enthusiasm for the new Gear. First and foremost is the speed and intuitiveness of the user interface — or rather, the lack thereof. There's a tangible lag to anything you do with the Gear, while the swipe gestures are hard to figure out and do different things depending on where you are in the menus. Additionally, the speaker built into the buckle is too quiet andmakes the old sci-fi action of conducting a phone call via your watch a possibility only in quiet areas; it also doesn't play back any music, it just controls output on your connected device. Most of all, however, I find it hard to justify spending the $299 asking price on an accessory like the Galaxy Gear. It's too dependent on its parent device for functionality — which will cost you a fair amount too — and, like all other smartwatches, fails to truly live up to the "smart" part of its name.
Also important will be the Galaxy Gear's battery life. It does use the Bluetooth 4.0 Low Energy standard to communicate, but at 315mAh its battery is decidedly small. Samsung promises "about a day" of endurance from the Gear, but by the end of our briefing with the company, the cameras on most of its demo units were refusing to turn on due to the watches running low on power.
On the plus side, the camera built into the Galaxy Gear produces surprisingly decent pictures and there's 4GB of onboard storage to stash them on if you're away from your smartphone. Samsung has intentionally made it impossible to disable the shutter release sound, so you won't be able to sneak any improper spy shots, but the camera's definitely a fun little feature to play around with. That's the thing about the Galaxy Gear — if you think of it as a toy and a fun accessory, it can definitely be enjoyed, however Samsung just isn't pricing it like such a device. TheGalaxy Gear will launch globally in late September and will be available in the United States for$299 in early October.

gramci: Who's Atiku Abubakar?

the Mallam who sells Buruntashi accross the street.

Thats the lie-lie girl's pixxx

http://teealimodels./2011/10/11/picture-mo-cheddah-posted-nude-picture-of-herself-to-eldee-but-surfaced-to-fans-true-or-false/

super story that touches the heart!!! he shld have blamed it ont he devil as usual.

Going Cashless... 9ja i Hail... That reminds me, guys where is Facrook Lawan?

Pls what is BBA? Is it a new phone? Or a new data plan by MTHen?

"Boi do i hate this sensless program..watching peeps live their everyday life foolin demselves...i've got better tinz to trade my time with jor..."

McLuhan: "Take care not to do your good deeds publicly or before men, in order to be seen by them; otherwise you will have no reward" (Matthew 6:1).

Go get your glasses re-sprayed dude...and stop reading the Bible up-side-down-under

mikelreal: And people say he gets his powers frm the devil? If the devil has been healing the sick helpin the poor from diffrnt parts of the world for more than 2 decades now, and every day I keep watchn it live with my two eyes the humility n care he showers on people everyday? Then d devil must be really stupid cos he is wastin his powers.

You took the words rigght out of my mouth dude... High Five!!!

If there's anything i do love and respect in Prophet-TBJ is his Total humility and Love for all tribe, culture and religion. This guy is a dangerous giver to real people who are in need...imagine sending Trailer loads of rice to the Home for the Blind & Disabled in the north (shocking enough, they were all Muslims..and they prayed to Allah to bless Him with tears in their eyes). Never have i heard him clamouring for "You must sow a seed....You must sow a seed"..Noo he doesn't. Rather he sows in the lives of people. I was humbled by what i saw on TV 2day when a guy who rose from N8,000 salary to a N14,000,000 salary job was told to use his 1st salary and impact heavily in the lives of those desperatly in need (motherless, handicaps, less privelliged, etc) and keep little for himself that wld sustain him for that 1st month only then plan the rest months... Unlike some churches that would coerce him to sow blue seed, green seed, brown seed, pink seed, purple seed, etc...then gather all the 'sown seeds' to build Universities where not even average member of their church can afford to send their kids to. Some fly private Jets and their members have never been to the airport in their lives nor have Bicycles.

But here is P-TBJ who gives dangerously, partakes in the giving like som1 said above whn he carries Rice Bags on his head to the poor, rehabilitated deportees whn they arrived from Libya, prophesy God's words (in clear and exact terms with dates, time and how it will happen.....unlike some MOG that will predict saying "2013 wld be a time of bumper harvest and all")and it comes to past 100%.
Moreover, he also practices what he preaches...

i'm not trying to judge any other MOG nor compare...but i believe they only have one star as compared to P-TBJ who is a 5-STAR General in christainity.

God bless you P-TBJ. U too much

One Big Conspiracy Theory

I hereby challenge the Prof and Mummy Patience Jona to a public debate at Eagle Square..