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akwunmi: I REALy tnk d poster 4 dis!!!
Evn wen TECHNO is trying hard to librat dem 4rm sam high fone prizes slavry,som stil de blind to c dat FACT.wetin concern normal fone user wit gorilla glass? Snapdragon chip? Ur sammy wit gorilla glass no go spoil again?..truly no kno d makers of f7 gpu or cpu chip bu wu CAREs!!wen it delivers wot ur so called snapdragon chipest do...f7 runs app smoothly n plays heavy hd games well..wot more can I ask 4? PRODUCTIVITY N DURABILITY Is Wot we wnt n techno has dat..som mumu go con de tlk make de no compar dem? Y de no go compar fone of 36k wit beta spec to a fone of 53k wit lesser spec It shows how sammy is just using name 2rub us but techno don open our eyes now...na u b baba 4 here now ooo...ALL HAIL TECHNO!!!!!

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Of a truth, they re improving... come 2015 Techno wld take 9ja by Storm.

Has my Mother don coming back?

Ee get as ee de do me for eyez oh!

How ee go carry be naa?

See WASH

Gad dammit! Dis BOKO BOUNTY HUNTERS are really doing a great job i must say...taking their future in their hands and getting rid of unwanted elements in their communities....as well as working hard to claim the $7,000,000 Bounty placed on Shekau's head... More deodorants to ur armpits guys..keep it up!

Whaaat a shame!...see president mandela there in South Africa hospital recieving proper treatment ...yet some Sacreed Foolz are recieving treatment abroad... What a big shame.. Woe unto all the so called useless politicians...

But wait oh! How about those who applied for jobs at NIMC and were made to travel as far as PHC to Ilorin in Kwara state? Like my self and yet not a single word from them. Only for me to visit the NIMC office here in phc to see some arrogant old chaps struggling to use the computer as enrollment officers.

9ja when will u change?

mollytinrox: yes. shebi entry is 200k?

No oh! Its N209,000 as for this month of June.

Source= Google

God help GTB because some quality friends of mine and also my money de dir...

King harzyz: hmmmm....what can I do for rivers state in this my service year.....hmmmmm.....thinking...maybe I shld build a church buh they've got ample of it....any advice palssssss

Maybe acquiring a brand new Bombardier Jet plane with full registration details and papers can land u not only an NYSC award nor a presidential award, but a PDP Presidential Ticket for 2015 election.

Seun: Who is Dolce?

Na una Village JuJu...

How about setting up a laundry business...and employ some teens around to do the job on a part time basis for a reasonable Wage. And u can also sell some laundry items der too. Just a suggestion... Think BIG Bro

Intresting topic...

During my service year, i saved N275,000 which i used to upgrade my ICT knowledge bank (ORACLE 11g, Ethical Hacking, Etc) and also saved an extra N73,000 which i used to acquire an HP Compac Preisario Laptop...plus the extra N40,000 which President Jonna blessed us with due to the backlog of cash we were owed...
Moreover, i served during the time of the 2010 / 2011 General elections in IMO State...i guess u can guess the rest...if u cant, ask OHAKIM AND ROCHAS

Here is d pix.

9ja Babes No de carry last at all.

Chocboyslim: Honestly, i don't know what to do.....My elder bro wife to be is dying for me & my only brother who trusted me so much never notice it.

All this started when i celebrated my birthday last year & my elder bro funded everything such as drinks,foods etc, except the cake & the party house decoration which was funded by his fiancee. She even bought me a 'Rolex stone watch' as a birthday gift right before my brother.

I never knew that she had feelings for me then, until one fateful morning, when she blew it open by sending me 'morning love texts' confessing that she loves me & will do anything to make me happy. First time i saw the text, i thought it was a mistake, that she wanted to send it to my bro but when i call to confirm, she told me that the text was for me. At first i couldn't say anything, i was speechless, never believed it until when i met her one on one in my bro absent that she make it clearer to me that she was madly in love with me & even ended it up with a hot kiss.

Honestly, my brother's fiancee is truly beautiful that no man can resist her easily & my bro who trusted me so much never noticed dis.......

what should i do? Should i make this known to my bro or should i keep it secret & enjoy her ?

Pls am confused now, need your advise!

ur own don finish bro...back out now b4 it escalates to somtin else.. Use ur phone recorder to record ur conversation with her telling her off but if she still insists, Gbam!!! U've got an evidence....report the evidence to ur bro with an apology speach.

Thats my Bank. Haters can go to Eleme

yuzedo: huh?!? is dere a nigerans inside Pakistar?? god! cant dey come and leave in lagos? at list even if dey cant afford land in banana island, dey can pack to orile, agega, mushin macket, okokokomako, sulurele, and oda getto area!

gbuaaggai...!!!

Hezron Lorraine: Wow.love is love irrespective of gender.I noticed during the same sex marriage prohibition debate in the nigerian congress,how some members were quick to support the motion that gays are psychologically incompetent.if so,why clamour for a jail term of over fourteen years.
Which is worse,a man gulping down pension of elderly people,about 23billion denieing them their source of livelihood and means of survival being,who at the end of the day gets a minimal jail term and option of fine.and yet you deem it fit to send two individuals to jail for expressing their intimate believes,which you don't have concrete evidence to why you don't support their lifestyles except your religious hypocrisy.its a dream come true in france as freedom of expression is not trampled upon no matter ur sexual orientation.thumbs up france.

are u a Fagget?

[quote author=Dr. Whizy]Abeg wher d oba dey 4 d pic?? [/quote]print out the pic using white A4 paper...then open the Ink Cattridge door and peep through, u would see the Oba inside waving his middle finger at u... Dr Whisky..!

Abagworo: Where in Port Harcourt did this happen?

thats exactly whats rolling tru my head right now...

lonelydora: The money is supposed to be for logistics, but in Nigeria is another dubious way to make more money from people.


BAba God! Thank you for allowing me be the 1st to comment. I have been trying since I joined Nairaland, and today u made it happen. I abandoned my work in the office today just to be the 1st to comment. To all the Moderators that made it happen, I say THANK YOU.

hahahahahaha...very funny

Bring out my Nokia E-5 and start playing Angry Bird.

I made 1st page...thanks to GEJ

Na Wa oh!

U guys and chiks @ Y.A.B mk una repent oh! See the sin of una youths don de tell on una...

I guess Seun is back from the Mountain top with the 21 Commandments...

Hurray!!! I made 1st page

dortex4real: Can I check with phone browser?

No! Check wit Phone Battery..

Lolzzz... 9ja we Hail thee

Hmmm....funny fellas.

Monichilly: Ehen...men are very wicked.

MuMu Lexbyan Bit*h

nyere84: What is it with Nigerian men and Marriage??

Must evritin be all about marriage??

Who says a lady cant be fulfilled & happy without marriage??

must u wash ur dirty linen in public? Oya no go marry na, mk monopause knock for ur pus*y.

Na waaaaaa ooooooooh...
9jaaa i hail ooooh!

This is 1,600,000 Nigerians receiving N2,000,000 each to start business ooooh!

Bleep....c.o.n.v.e.n.a.n.t