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Here is the bolt software guys... The download link is somwhere on this page = www.cnerotechiools.mobi

R.I.P Charly Boy (in advance oh!)

But wait oh! Make una no vex! Who is Kim Kandashit?

delors: we don hear this news tire na...which levels? Make demselves go marry jooor make we hear word.
But that akpako-headed Tuface, carry him yeye wedding go for Dubai after we don contribute money buy im CDs finish...I wonder wetin this yeye guys dey even do for us self...helpless people, dem nor help! Job, with all dem money, dem nor create! Carry my money dey do swag, do wedding for Dubai, moon and inside sun....Thunder fire anybody!

A Nomative view, through the eyes of a Brain-Dead Lunatic..

I never knew Poverty cld Bite this Hard!

koozy: What manner of mumu is this??!

This is Mumu of the 1st Order otherwise known as =
"Paramount MumuclocktiPussy"

*Final Destination Part 6*

Chrichigo: Mehn!.....dis is lack of ignorance....why didnt Jesus refused to obey d laws of land wen he was on earth......is beta u reason b4 u act..

BOOM-CHaka...i don kill one!. This is Shaolin English flying.

50calibre: This NYSC people should learn to respect people's religious beliefs and choices.

"If U can't BEAT THEM, pick an EXEMPTION LETTER..and -FCUCK off"

Policewoman: Pls is dia anywhere in d bible it is written dat women should nt wear trousers? Abi d babe na rev.sister?

Rev:Sis indeed...na foolishness de worry the Babe. Even in the school where i served, the principal (a Rev.Sis) showed us her NYSC pix and i saw her in Pure Kakii Troussers...(4 over 4). Then wetin dis Otulla chik come be na? mtchewwwww... FANATIC B*I*A*T*C*H

gibekure: i received mine too but am yet to receive confirmation test message. Maybe i did not follow the format well. pls what should i do?

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go kiss live transformer..

Mtchewwwwww

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So sad... This story surely reminds me of a friend who finished from the University of Hudders field with an MBA and then returned back to 9ja only to land himself with a marketing job for N25,000 per month... Indeed he was dissapointed....but at the end favour smiled at him....now he's a BIG Boy.

Simple!... Turn the other Cheek.

For those who were slated for 9am @ Unilorin, they are in d que now about entering the hall...* Reporting live from unilorin*

Ijogz K: You kidding me, Steve Ogah a CU graduate and my former head in the service Unit I served in when I was in Skool.. Nice one ohhh

HML in advance

de dir de carry last...

[quote author=sage_]When is she kumming?[/quote]Very Very soon...she'ld be Kumming on my bed 9 times 2night.

Jobos: Pls how do I post new topic on nairaland ?

ask d gods

Goooooal.....just watched a sneak peek of d match...

Hey guys, what do u think of my own pix?

[quote author=val_dubem]I hate cats. cats are witches![/quote]Traditional MUmU Thoughts

Goal.... Up CV

@Poster, how can i transfer fund from my Account to my mobile wallet?

Rubbish.... And Facrook Lawan de house de play PS3

Vikin: That's my village!

Guy, u're a suspect...

First to comment... This Space is Not for Sale!!!

Capnd143: DRONE.PDF

mumu!

seanet01: Pot calling kettle black.
Rochas should just go and face the 49 billion naira loan he misappropriated or looted.
Why did he waited for this time before coming out with this one sided story.
Not defending ohakim o. I know he is the same looter that Rochas is.
Rochas did you actually stole funds meant for the aviation sector?
Blink you need to get some check up.

WTFu*ck gba..gba...gba...gbagaun

Where is Chime "ASK GOOGLE"

irpheezy: @OP I want to bleach my teeth pls can yu giv ṁ̭̥̈̅̄e any home made recipe 4dat? Tanks

here is my little recpie dear..= my homemade teeth whitening recipe is to prepare a mixture of ½ tsp of baking soda and 1-2 drops of hydrogen peroxide. Apply this mixture on your teeth just twice a week. It will bleach the teeth. You may feel some irritation on your gums but it won’t harm your teeth and gum.


Source= http://www.pinkvilla.com/beauty/skin-care/homemade-white-teeth-recipes

A friend of mine had a similar case with a bottle of coke with some murky sort of substance that looked like a Dragon Fly deposited at the base of the bottle inside. He had already drank it almost to the end b4 spotting the "Dragonflyish" substance in it. He then had to forcefully make himself throw-up by inserting his fingers deep down his throat...then later headed down to their Bottling co in Rage & Anger there @ trans-amadi and was shown the way out by some Mopol Men. Saying he put the stuf inside the drink. They told him as soon as he opened the drink, he had no case... This was 3yrs ago tho..