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as far as it lagos... that crowd is rented and paid... Na today....

if I had my way I would just get married to my mama....but till then make I just dey watch

phollybee:
Most Naija People with Empty Brains... Una no dey use ur a Brain Create better Thread ,Na soso love story una fit share....Well, here in China na everything we dey use to improve our economy technologically!!!

please can someone explain to me what this one is saying.. just gave a good description of himself

I thought there was a failed assassination attempt on GMB too... and he hasn't used it to seek pity from the masses like GEJ is doing now.... he fooled Nigerians with I had no shoes back then, now its is assassination attempt.... we r no longer deceived

like we don't know they were promised between 2k-3k... after collecting them go still go thumb print for Buhari during election proper...this is lagos

imagine teaching someone the a-z of import business and they asking for links and contacts to seller,what you buy and sell...

we find love in a hopeless place

all I need is a phone that can connect me directly to my Creator

is everyone trying to import same thing the Op imported....

I call them "hard-to-miss" signs because someone who really
loves you does them without even knowing - love compels
them. Read below..
1. Wants To Spend Time With You:
When someone truly loves you, s/he will do everything they can to spend time with you irrespective of their schedule. Both of you might be occupied due to family, work, or other relevant commitments but someone who truly cares about you will always squeeze out time because they simply can't do without you.

2. 'We' Automatically Replaces 'I':
Someone who loves you includes you in everything s/he does.
He plans for both of you which makes them fond of using the
word "we" instead of "i". Another word they'll start using is
"us". It simply means your lover sees you as part of his/her
life.

3. Respects Your Views:
Whenever you speak to your partner, s/he will listen. Someone
who loves you will always listen to you no matter how
senseless what you're saying might be. S/he listens calmly and
corrects you boldly when s/he feels you're wrong.

4. Asks About Your Day:
This is a very obvious way of knowing if your partner truly
cares about you. When you guys are together, does your
partner ask how you spent your day? Does s/he tries to find
out what happened at work? Even if you're not together, such
interests keeps communication routes open.

5. Showing Affection:
You don't necessarily need to engage in s*x to be emotionally
intimate. However, showing some sign of physical attraction
and closeness bonds the both of you. Example, resting your
head on her shoulder, frequent hugging or holding hands
while walking suggests that your partner feels some vital
connection in you.

6. Admires You:
Someone who loves you is quick to admire you. They don't
hesitate telling you how good you look and they always thank
God for blessing them with you. Someone who hardly notices
your new hair-do or shirt cares less about you.

mo' money mo' problem

Drdaps:
op every spirit of carry over in your life, consume by fire in Jesus name. For you to start the new year with this silly last year topic.

every spirit of carry over in your life, consume by fire in Jesus name. For you to start the new year with this silly last year comment

In my interaction with all kinds Of ladies over the years, I discovered that there are some questions that they don't tell you the truth. It's as if it is a Taboo in their "Ladies Kingdom".

Even if they are too good, they often "bend" the truth until you can't tell which is truth anymore. lol.

Below are some of those questions:

1. How old are you?

Majority of ladies feel that if they reveal their age to an interested young man in a social network, they might be looked down upon, but not with a potential partner na...
Age is a number, just spill it.
Hiding it does not reduce it.

2. Are you in a relationship?

When you ask her this question, TWO things are involved.

She might say YES to make you think that she is not lonely and bored.
If she says NO, it might be that she's a type that wants to "dig gold" (as my brother tosyne2much analyzed, hehehe) from all angles OR she might just be spreading her tentacles. Lies remains Lies!

3. Are you a Virgin?

This is like a rhetorical question. Before you ask, just answer it yourself, YES!
Some might get mad at you just for asking, hah! Bae, sorry o... My curiosity got the better of me...

4. What can make you tell a lie?
Lies? Lies are bad, she'll reply.
I don't lie. I hate lying.
Take a deep breath because you've just been lied to.

5. Do you love me?

NB: I've never asked this sha . lol.
Whenever you get to this point, don't try to ask. Anything you hear is obviously not the truth. Why? Love is shown more than it's spoken.

6. When was the last time you got laid?

More often than not, if she is a bit honest, she'll tell, two years ago or A year and six months.
I'm not doubting her but... hmm!
God is watching ooo!

7. What did you take for breakfast?

Hehehe! She will never tell you garri or "packet shirt" with ogbono soup.
She will tell you things like: Plantain chips, Indomie, Bread and tea...
The thing go fear me more when I ask, since morning? and she replies, Yes!
Hah! Where you get strength from to rush for lectures? You be Super woman?
She won't tell you she's watching her weight which Most times are PLAIN, SILLY LIES! Lol!
For most part, She'll tell you Nothing, I am not hungry or I have lost appetite... iffa hear!
All she needs to hear is just your "Bae, try and eat something, OK" lol.
These are my findings, you can add to it.

too busy chasing money to be chasing women... I need to take my mama out of the hood

anigbajumo:
4ur mind.....I rated myself 90% of d quality,bt rich niggas drinkz,club, etc except u dnt like it.

am a rich nigga but i dont drink or club ..i rather be in my Ferrari talking to the Holy Ghost

op, does that website belong to you and how popular is it in comparison to konga, jumia, kaymu,dealdey,vconnect marketplace ,gtb smemarkethub

TheWholeTruth:
Did you actually check the spec of this phone


Not good enough to be on the list, the company still have a long way to go.

Check processor, Ram, Battery, Camera, resolution,Rom etc.

then wait for the leagoo elite series

pink lips reloaded

op, where is leagoo, or havent you heard of them,i am currently using leagoo lead 2, their phones are superb and amazing.. see more @ www.leagoo.cc and http://www.leagoo.cc/c662695.html .... from wake gesture to super slim, light weight

anyone having issues with gtbank MasterCard.... I can't make payments online; can't withdraw on other banks ATM machine..... made series of complaints was told nothing is wrong with the card

ireneony:
We live in a society where sex is seen as an exchange for gift, money, relationship, jobs, e.t.c. why can't a man just help a lady without asking for sex.
women are so disregarded in this country and I asked myself why do some men have this attitude of "if you rub my back, I go rub your back"
sometimes, last year a friend was telling me how a guy bought her #500 suya, before she knew, the guy
started telling her to follow him to his house, I was like wow just because of suya..to cut the story short, she returned the #500 back to the guy.
In the days of our fathers and mothers, things were not like this, a man will be ready to help a lady without asking her for sex, but in this 21st century almost everything is screwed

... I don't ask for sex..... a Simple hug ,touch could set it motion

A Good Relationship makes you happier everyday, but it needs constant maintenance for it to last long..here are ways to maintain your relationship:
1. make sure she knows that you are fully into her—and not just for her looks. Encourage her to achieve her own goals and support her whenever she needs it most.

2. Call her at least once a day, your reason could be: just to talk, just to say hi, or just to know each other better. No one ever wants to be forgotten throughout the day. If for some reason, you can't call her, at least send a text message telling her that you care.

3. Compliment her honestly as often as possible. If it's not sincere, it's not worth anything. Women appreciate it if you comment positively on their appearance from time to time.

4. Get happy as soon as possible whenever you’re angry. Your sad mood will affect everyone around you-including yourWoman. I know that sometimes, a bad mood is unavoidable,but do your best to stay positive.

5. Taking part in shared responsibilities is also healthy... It reminds her that you’re committed—and it makes works around the house done faster which will make her even happier.

6. Mix up. I know you love your quiet time with her, but including friends and family in your activities will help you out as a couple. It shows your girlfriend that you are interested in the people she cares about and it gives her the opportunity to get to know your people as well.

7. Talk about whatever is on your mind, even if it’s just that you’re annoyed because of something she did. Putting it away will only force you to bottle up your emotions, and that could lead to aggressive actions later on.

8. Give her Some Space. Sometimes girls want to be left alone or do things with their friends privately. Stop showing excessive concern and following her to wherever she goes.Giving space will not damage your relationship.

9. Be Good to Your Girlfriend - Do not hit or shout at your girlfriend especially when you are with someone else or in public. Commend her in public, and scold her in private.

10. Smell Good & Look good - Make use of deodorant and look good, when you hang around. Women hate men with a bad hygiene.
Do not always wear the same thing. Make sure you look neat,
clean and smart when you meet her

11. Behave Well towards her Friends - Even if her friends are boys or girls, you must be nice to all of them. Do not be interested in them more than friendship-especially if they are women.

If you follow of all these steps, you will have a solid relationship. If it all sounds like too much to take on at once,don't panic. Just start with one strategy and build your way up..

1.Anti-Blackberry Users= Those who post “invite me on 28f2d61f let's BBM” Pins but below it writes Via Nokia

2.Beautifools= They post a status and gets 3 likes but when they post pics they get 100 likes,most of these show boobs bro.

3.The Admires= Those who update us with the La Liga Scores and how they admire “Neymar” but she don't know what a corner is.

4.Unfaithful Cheaters= We all know them,they post “I love you so much” but they don't write the poor guys name And this status makes 30 niqqars be feeling special & loved.

5.Mrs Correction= Those who don't like or comment on your status but they only comment when they see spelling errors...like we in english
classes.

6.FaceBeauty= They be looking so beautiful on FB but you can't even notice them in person. �

7.The GodFearers=These ones only praise God on sundays they open a powerful verse but during the week they be posting about weed,alcohol & sex yet on sunday they feel blessed.its like they use time table.

8.Drunk in Love babes=They got the guts to change their real surnames to their bfs surname but the Mother in Law doesn't even know them
but its none of my buzz.

9.Pornstars= yoh we all know them,they upload their naked pics on FB just to get 200 likes from thirsty & Sexually Starved Broke niqqers.

10.Virgins= They turn to surprise me.They be acting like they have no experience in sex on FB but in reality they distribute the poor pussy
like...!
I wana skip 11,let me jus put it

11.ParentAbusers= They like posting about how they love their parents but they only post during the month end..you like them when they get paid,but in some cases its true.

12.Real Girls= How can I forget them,they don't entertain FB Drama.They just love music...I love them.

You all wife materials,it just depends on what kind of material he wants!

how did a copied post @ www.nairaland.com/2051341/not-buy-laptop-without-reading , make front page and the original didn't..... SMH for the mods

I use the mtn 1000 naira data plan on my bb and. I don't even finish it before it expires

how does this fatten the chicken I intend killing for tomorrow christmas