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Wetin she wan talk before?

“I found some steamy sext messages on his phone with a girl named Dami. When I confronted him with the findings, he walked out on me without even the courtsey to respond to my questions. I was so overpowered by rage, I lost control and snapped”

Is the above what she would’ve said?? Please...

Chelsea FC
2003 - 2018 (15 years)

With deep regrets, we announce the passing on of our beloved hater, hated, and most demised collegue

RIP!!

They'll still receive death sentence upon conviction. The Law doesn't want to know.

This is a very simple thing...

Issue a Bench Warrant naming a General of the Nigerian Army loyal to the Senate to produce the IG.

Simple!!


The General will storm Police Headquarters Maitama with all his battalion and disgrace the Police Chief when his subordinates start taking pictures of him being charted away in handcuffs and posting pictures on facebook.

Goat wey no dey hear word, may he become isi ewu!!

A place like Benue State does not need gun control at this moment. Benue, Taraba, Nassarawa...they should all be encouraged to own and maintain as many semi-automatics, machine and sub machine riffles as they can lay hold on.

Frankly, I think it's high time the local vigilante youths raid a barracks and empty its armory. If they won't do their jobs, do it for them.

taretoofine:
No respect for the constitution,no respect for the senate represent the geopolitical zones which in turn means no respect for the masses.. HOW DID WE GET HERE? Corrupt govt. Even sef who jet fighter help?

Is the bolded an inference? Are you infering that a man who took out time from answering the question they asked him to call you lazy youths has no respect for you??

National Assembly, you Lazy Leaders!! This is your chance to redeem yourself in the eyes of Nigerians. You shall suddenly become heroes!!

If this man can leave APC for Buhari and declare on his own, he'll be Nigeria's next elected leader. Alas! Fear no go gree am!!!

Now you can all see why Buhari flew his hardworking yoot out! How dare you expect that hardworking yoot to suffer the same fate as the rest of the lazy yoots of this nation??

Na where dem get power. They have power over people who cannot fight back. Give them armed bandits and they commot uniform and run with their behinds facing the bandits.

Kwara??!! I can swear Fulani involvement.

Trump bringing jobs back to America. Buhari taking jobs to Ghana.

Very soon Ghana will start their own "Nigeria must go."

Mtscheww...

He doesn't even have a blue mark beside his name. Go to sleep attention seeker. No one wants to know you. Even your father no get name outside Nigeria!!

Bros...the chemicals induce ecstasy. The feeling of being 'healed' is common in a state of ecstasy. It's not God, it's another 'spirit.'

Question: What killed the chicken?
Answer: BUHARI!


Question: How will they survive?
Answer: By voting him out in 2019!

Sad!

Nonesense! If his last name is "Okafor," or "Okeke," una no go gree person rest. Now it's "his village people are at work." Abi?

Driver wanted

The first 4 died in May. What is it about May? RIP though

mrdeey:
This is just unfortunate... While some of you will choose to call her a realist, I think she ought to be sacked... She has no business being the boss over the company she believes lacks the capacity of making any serious achievement.
Every thing we see around us today was once thought to be impossible. What she lacks is the knowledge of how to bring about the desired changem.

Do you read?

dipoolowoo:
By Dipo Olowookere


She told the lawmakers, who paid her agency a working visit, that the 20,000MW target was capital intensive, stressing there is no way the country will meet up within the time frame.

“We cannot run nuclear in Nigeria, and the question of wind energy, forget it. It’s just a story. We cannot run all that in Nigeria. It’s just a wish list (because Nigeria is not financially buoyant enough for such venture),” Mrs Amobi emphasised.


http://www.businesspost.ng/2016/11/02/nigeria-forget-nuclear-wind-energy-nbet-boss/

She doesn't lack "the knowledge of how to bring about the desired change," she has enough knowledge to know it won't happen within the timeframe and with the present financial climate. Mumu!!!

It's people like you that'll give your wife #100 and expect her to cook Garri and Egwusi soup rich with meat, fish and okporoko as night food, and then beat her up when you come home to meet watery soup without, and waterlogged EBA.

Klopp: "That's who we're facing next?"

Yorubamafia:
I hope he is sentenced to life in prison with hard labor or sent to the hang man's noose for termination to the under world. We warned against his antics then but his gullible supporters believed him and entrusted their lives savings with him just because of a fraudulent biafra. I lost my friend ifeanyi who was brainwashed by Nnamdi kanu on biafra radio to join the fruitless protest for biafra. Rip ifeanyi, may God punish Nnamdi Kanu for the lives lost as a result of the useless biafra protests

Hmm...even after blowing up various facilities, The Apartheid Regime of South Africa still saw it wise to not attempt to kill Mandela, fearing that he'll become a Martyr for more sinister plots. It is to the best interest of Nigeria to give him a slap on the wrist and move on. Imagine the amount of international backlash this zoo will suffer when you look at the Ken Saro Wiwa execution.

From GEJ being the most insulted President on the web (without any arrests even made) to this? So this is what Nigeria has become? Anyway, na una vote!

Kassidy90:
If only we can combine Igbo's creativities with Yoruba's intelligence and Hausa's Food Productions.... If only.
..

My friend, they are not intelligent, they just have more exposure and access to knowledge. That's why you'd still find a University Professor falling victim to a teenage high-school drop out.

Hmm...with which manufacturing sector? Running on what? Fuel of 145/per liter? I thought Fashola said he'll handle power within months. After the Army of Suckaway Mouth Odor will come and start talking nonsense.

H

Congregation of ONE NIGERIANISTS!


But innocent people exercising right to peaceful assembly go dey jail before probe sef.

Go to Lagos. They survived Ebola. Plus, you'll never notice the effects without laboratory testing, as children born to the indegenous usually bear stricking resemblance.

horpeyemmi66:
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They've done it again. Chike Nnaemeka.

God has cash another one.

Broadcasting live from Okokomaiko.

For NCAN Nigeria.

herzern:
The Economic and Financial Crimes Commission, has arrested one Chike Nnaemeka , for allegedly tricking an official of the Federal Road Safety Corps into marrying him
NCAN....Oyo State chapter chairman....
Our hardworking 'neighbours'.....lost tribe of Israelites have done it aqain oooh....
Greatness22....do yhu copy??

Hmm...but our "sisters" from the west go just dey born dey go. No husband, no boyfriend, no money, only pikin. A gal of 15 don carry 2 pikin for hand.

This is what happens when you do shakara when merchandize is still in good sellable condition. When they are in bad condition you have to pay a sharp guy to take it away, or you do promo.

Hmm...change has come... Thank God say na your guy cuz am.

Go and sit down, make we hear word! No be u follow vote change?