₦airaland Forum

Pells:
SIMP
All these to get her number
Grow up

lol
so bkos I say make you take am easy on her I dun turn simp
And even I want her number how e take be ur concern
I believe say na you be the biggest simp of all men
your type go dey form redpiller online but offline go dey spend huge amount on gals
life no suppose hard but na people like you dey make am hard
small thing person dun turn simp
catch cruise boy no too dey take things personal
everybody dey here to catch fun....

brain54:
Them still get time come spend money to buy nylon and package the apple…


Sane people!


Unlike some countries In Africa that I know.


I no call country name o but their logo is green white green…

Lol
You dey indirectly call Nigeria ahbi

Pells:
I will forgive you this time Next time we jam You might not be lucky

Pls don't hurt my Sweetvie She's Just An Harmless Lady She's All Have Got Here

Sweetvie:
That was uncalled for, u know

Check Ur Mails Sweetvie

Vinnie2000:
Lolss...
DaddyCK na Colombia Drug mafia( Unto Igbo and Shayo)..
Boogeyman na Mexico Mafia..
While Orgasmgiver nah Italian Mafia..

Exactly you got it right

Vinnie2000:
OP, Siofra.

Between DaddyCK, Boogeyman and Orgasmgiver,

Who is more Deadly?

Lol did you think Siofra can handle or deal with any of these tough guys you just mentioned

DaddyCK is deadlier When It Comes To Vawulence And Attack

Boogyman554 Is Deadlier When It Comes To Smoking And Kala Related Matter

Orgasmgiver Is Deadlier When It Comes To Sex Related Matters

Thank You

Blessedmercy8:
I'm telling you life truth. You men find it difficult to treat a fine girl badly and I'm not talking about makeup beauty. Talking from experience.
The girl no fine.

so every fine gal deserved to be treated well and tolerated if they insult or hurl abusive words on a guy
I believed that if it was your brother that was insulted by a lady you wouldn't take it lightly

I'll make sure I take you from behind
give you a hot doggy and spank ur ass
I'll make sure you keep on screaming my name while I bag ur wet honey pot and I will make sure you look into my eyes until I'm done bathing ur womb with my hot seed I'll make sure I flood ur uterus with my hot thick sperm

bukky1994:
no oooo

shey you no dey take weed or you no dey nack

bukky1994:
no oooo

shey you no dey take weed or you no dey nack

Sweetvie:
Lol... No o I no want control anybody but normally u too get mouth Haaa... My friends go killme

Lol okay for ur sake I go reduce the mouth
give me nah how they want take know say na you gimme beside, I no go let them know

bukky1994:
you no ask of me this guy

lol na your customer ni

Boogyman557:
Holly Gram I don experience am well well...



Doz ASHAWOO wey don tey for the business, na them de do am pass..


They act nice and say sweet things like, FINE BOY, COME I GO DO U WELL, U GO FUVK ME FROM BACK, THIS MY BREASTT NA 4 U, ANY HOW U WANT AM I GO GIVE U..


Once u follow them enter room.. there character go change to ogbanje own.. U go ask ur self, is this not the same PESIN telling me sweet sweet tins outside..


That is y anytime way I go ASHAWOO house, I always look for fresh and new ASHAWOO wey just join the business..


Take NOTE...


No be all ASHAWOO de behave like dat.. Some are student from different uni...


Infact majority of ASHAWOO now, na student way come hustle..


That is y u see alot of young girls in the hotel and by next month, dos once go disappear and another fresh once go enter again...


Make I stop here because I de role WEED..


I de like SMOKE WEED by dis time because everywhere go just de calm..


LITE UP my WEED in peace


WTF MAN!

That's why I dey feel you too much
more sperm to ur dick
more bullet to ur Kala
more smokes to ur weed
abeg next time you dey go okpo lodge make you carry ur Kala follow body so that who do anyhow you go blast their left leg

They're many fertile Men That Can Help You Here Give It A Try And You'll Not Regret Meeting Them Boogeyman VeryWickedGoat Jeromestacks
These Men Are very fertile and they have very high sperm counts if they shoot your womb you're gonna be expecting twins

Nwatachoba1:
Bro, small penis is not or should I say entirely created by his maker

Small penis sometimes is caused by the penis not getting the right amount of blood needed in the vessels, if I get that right.. so what most do is to make the blood flow properly there in a large amount and thereby causing the penis to enlarge and elongate.... ahnie

Lol
why you quote Ahnie
shey na her body you want use the penis enlargement cream ontop

Effizybozz:
Ok
Hope they won’t ask maybe question of what I wanted to get… like the reason they scam me.. I can argue it something else I wanted to buy

why won't they ask? of course they will na.
you will just tell them you wanted to patronize him and the reason you paid for the penis enlargement cream or pills was because you wanted to use it on your babe that you're suspecting that she's cheating on you and chopping your money. As a means of vengeance you wanted to shift her womb, reason you decide to buy the enlargement stuff

[quote author=festacman post=118493686]Finidi George is a manager with mindset of a SQUAD player. As a properly accredited manager, he could have visited Portugal's dressing room, wish them good luck and request for autographed jersey from any player he likes. How does he want his players to respect him with this kind of poor professional attitude. He is a legend with Nations Cup, UCL, etc to his name.

And may be Moses Simon should have given him the Jersey to cover his shame instead of leaving him to stand stranded with a tilted head like a boy who came to buy ice cream only to meet another boy buying the last cup available.

To think of it. It was Pepe ooo. Now, imagine the kind of free for all dragging that would have happened if Ronaldo played.


he would have knelt down begging for it
low self esteem no go finish some people shar

Sweetvie:
Lol... I no want person wey get mouth pass me
Go Canada... They many for their
Canada is lonely

Lol
I get mouth??
So you dey find guy way u go fit dey control ahbi

Give me your lonely friends there @Canada

gabemuyi:
It is very much withdrawable

which app we gon download?

Sweetvie:

Are you marketing urself �

Lol
Na Reality I'm Telling You
As You No Want Sweet Guy
Shar If You Get Foreign Friends Way Day Find Sweet Naija Guys I Dey Available

Casham:
I am not ugly, I am very dark skinned. I have met girls who laughed at me and swore they can never date a "devil" like me. I have also been 'toasted' by some REALLY BEAUTIFUL Queens who gushed all over me. Believe it or not, but I have been 'raped' by three ladies at once. All I am just saying is, even if you are 'ugly' for real, you can still be attractive to someone who respects you. The chick obviously doesn't respect you or is only tryna scope her way back into the exe's life. She's still in love with the idiot. And you sef, no dey sneak enter people privacy.

Wtf!
how come three ladies overpower you and succeeded in raping you that shows how weak you are as a man
the only thing that will make them overpower you is if they're heavily "armed to the teeth"

Sweetvie:
Hi guys
Am on sick leave got bored so I decide to create this thread coz am kinda curious... We all know Nairaland is full of Redpiller, simp and feminist so my question is what is your ideal partner?
For me I want someone who love me for me
He doesn't have to be perfect. We don't have to share same goals... we just have to support each other goals. Working, ion care about skin colour, tall, caring and yeah, good looking

have got all these qualities you're looking for in ur ideal man.

She is the Husband You Are The Wife I'm Very Sure You're The One Doing The House Chores At Home. I won't be surprise if it happens that you're the one washing her pants and bra.

merits:
Must you sex?just three months.

body no be firewood na you call 3months just ahbi shey you want make him akamu turn ice block abi

zexy2030:
If ur wife denies u sex because she is breast feeding.. Sit her down and ask her questions she will tell you and if she insist, call one of her relations that is closer to her, report it. If it doesn't change, send her out or stay away outside ur home for a week. No call, no message, just act caring in the morning then lodge outside with either phones off or don't pick her calls. Then after 7days return home. If she asks you where u went don't reply her. Stop eating her food. Buy food and bring home. If she ask you why, tell her u r on a specific fast. If she ask u for money, promise u will give her and pretend u forgot. Watch her do and tell us what she will do next.

make him send her out of the house way be say no be him build am

Sweetvie:
Lolzz... Now I remember That's good... Quel est votre profession? Just curious

Suis un écrivain
Suis très doué pour lécriture

Medianna:
Why? If i may ask? You're not the first person saying it. Am getting scared

him dey use indirect take say you too wowo for his liken he mean say ur NL monicker fine pass u he shock am say how this kind fine name go get this kind DP

Adekunle Gold Sang That Song titled SADE

Sweetvie:
Lol... Remind me who sing that song
Comment allez vous?

mon amour Je vais bien

imagrg:
He's joking with his job.
Why some lecturers preek nor dey rest sef?

Maybe the girl too fine and him need change oil for her body