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I just hope say my aunty for village no dey follow them cry sha, this is wey na the church she dey attend. Follow the rest of the family attend Salvation Army, you no gree! By the way, RIP to the dead

As a matter of fact, am yet to see myself in your fantastic six!

I was also passing there last week Friday (but this is not my first time of seeing it though) and thinking to myself, 'I swear I go dey piss there bastardly because after all 'please' dey there!

The only problem Saraki has is false declaration of assets.
So, I wouldn't want such to be my case, when contesting for whatever.
#ASSET_DECLARATION
Am not a braggart but only being grateful to God. The
following are my assets:
1. One Bold 5 phone (very clean)
2. One Nokia phone
3. One 15mah power bank
4. Two tooth brushes.
5. One mother
6. One Sibling
7. One Chinco phone (with microwave, washing machine, key holder, nail cutter, heater, wifi and lighter)
8. Fifteen cousins (two of them are university graduate)
9. Eight nieces (one of them has a secondary school leaving
certificated).
10. A local breed dog (Lucky).
11. Seven and half girlfriends.
12. Twenty seven neigbors (seven males and twenty females).
13. About 150 course mates (even though they are all on strike)
14. Unknown numbers of friends and family members (I hope the CCT won't use this one against me)
This and nothing more I have, so help me God.
#Fortune

Mzbabytush:
May 17

Same with my baby bro, sad though that he's just 17

favourlious:
may 9

A day apart, May 8 things. I've never a birthday matey

Margauxluv:
Dats it.
Buh when u guys were still togeda.
Ain't none of Ur friends noticed dat he s a small boy
Maybe advise you earlier to leave d small boy.

Fake friends #always adding salt to sm1 s pathetic injuries.
Real friends wil only give u recipe on how to move on easily not blames.

Any friend tell me that shite is only a snitch, as a matter of fact; you are not allowed to speak ill of my ex(s), because they all left a footprint in ma life

Women being ruining 'ball-less' guys life since 1819BC, try am with me and you go know say may mama na from Ogun state and she no dey play with her first son matter

naughtynaughty:
can we be friends? Lemme follow u asap.

Of course! We can be friends, you know I was never angry from your comment, Nairaland has made many people be on the defensive even when they are not attacked because many 'cowards' use online forums to show their strengths

naughtynaughty:
awww..sorry dear. Gudevening

No need to be, its a free world!
By the way, a very good evening to you too

naughtynaughty:
and who is diz? Abi u want me 2kol u ode too?

You are free to call me whatever you wish, you have a right to say your mind.

jonaifame22:
my broda, konji jus fasten itself curl untop me frm head to toe like one big anaconda, na so I lock my shop find am go, customer call me taya, I no show, at the end of the day na jus hug she give me,she say make I bear wth her till after fasting

Lo, you make me remember my own wey happen with one of my girlfriend like that.
Konji, hammer to the point I go her house just so that I go kiss and do a little bit of 'finger-work', we sit down for their compound that night, after small kisses, so go I carry hand say make I touch the holy land, na so I meet gate man in the name of pad, say na that time of the month, na so I carry myself go back home ooo

@ Op, e be like say you no dey see her toto and leave am alone. And see am say she dey fast, na you don turn the devil be that naaaaa..........!!!

naughtynaughty:
100000000 likes for u biko. Talking abt ladies prostitution lyk say guys too no dey doam. Hypocrisy. If u wat to talk sense den make it equal. Ode!

Sis, calm down.....the guy no understand nau, kilo tun fa oro 'ode' ni kini tan so??

Moz22:
lol..u seem to know me lot more

Don't know you, but we all know 'most' guys are sexually active. And take note, when a girl gives you her body, it means you mean something to her unless if she's wanting something in return
Even the oloshos have my respect, if the toto no special for one kind way, some guys no go hustle am with their money
By the way I am for #TeamNoOlosho, toast and F em'!

This matter needs to reach CCT tribunal oooo, but first serve her the papers first so that she fit carry the matter go High court first before the matter reach the Supreme court!

Moz22:
I hate to do this but I am so pressed so em gonna...

Really gonna be pressing alotta buttons this evening bt I no send una ooo..

Its not just those who sell their bodies or those who stand at allen junction seeking for men to sleep with are regarded as prostitute, Well if you are a lady and you have sleep with a minimum of 3 guys before actually getting married, then you are into prostitution. Its as simple as that, well I can't say of d men. Em outta here

Bros.......I don't wanna also say this but am so pressed by your post that's am gonna drop this.....
This is post is nothing but hypocrisy. You date girl, she no give you; you bash her say she no love you. If she wants to prove her love by giving you and the guys that comes into her life after you break her heart before marrying, does that make her a prostitute.
And what does that makes you; you that am sure you are not a virgin and I can categorically say you can't count how many girls you've done unless you're still 17!!!

Buhari must hear this....he has to probe you guys, this is fraud of the highest order!!!

Yoruba men and orobo!!! In this case its even two of them. Yoruba men I hail una oooo, You guys been hustling heavy things since 1980BC

Babice:
ok ooo,wats up na?

am okaycand you dear

Babice:
abeg show him something

ko ni fe gba gbigbona nau

cassyrooy:
Miss the thread too, anyways i'm fine here.


You and Free101 be like...*seals lips*

better seal your lips o....if you don't want me to pull a Mike Tyson on you oo

Babice:
wat my mind is telin me is not gud,hope itz nt wat am tinking?

lol.....so what is the Queen of Sociology thread thinking ?

Babice:
omo ibo cassyrooy,answer naw,ma je ki ogbeni free101 ma so ede ti a mo gbo ri

Aunty Babice....latest English leyi ooo!

Babice:
to ha** (meaning wat)?

many things oooo. use ya imagination

cassyrooy:
No answers for you guys.

Cc. Babice, Free101

lol....abegi...answer am "hungarin" for ya answer

cassyrooy:
God save me from these guys.

You'll fetch in good money after we are through egbon

Babice:
eyaa while am here wishing d resumption date was extended anyways,Free101, so fun cassyrooy pe ko ba e bere lowo ifa ojo ti strike ni skul e a tan?

Cassyrooy! Cassyrooy!! Cassyrooy!!! abegi, e bawa bere lowo Ifa ati awon Irunmole ijo ti strike Unijos ma tan!

Babice:
Jeesu!! dnt tel me Free101 was ryt?

Why won't I be right?! I said it!

Babice:
Free101,oye ka lo ba won ni kourtu abi ki le ri si cassyrooy?

Cassyrooy abi Kasimu o gbo yoruba, mo tiye fe ta.....elo lo ni lowo