₦airaland Forum

Everything don spoil for this country, sote the gods sef don dey thief.

enemyofprogress:
abeg comot Jo, shebi you dey form for me like sey you no dey see me

As if I get your time, Mschew.

enemyofprogress:
Introducing mama lala


Finally we have sin the woman that gaved birth to lala. Mama thanks for giving the world the snake master

Mumu.

Ile, fake story abeg, na today? Duh!

LesbianBoy:
Young lady try and change one of them or both! It tav tey o

Go call police.

LesbianBoy:
Young lady, you have been using this profile picture and signature for many years now, can't you change one or both of them? Na wa o!

Person wey dem born the last time wey you change any for don grow dey toast or dey receive toasters sef

We are who we are, we changeth not.

So long as its a snake, kill it, nonsense!

This girl dress sense just tire person sha.

brixton:
I was at this very casino just 2wks ago with my fam. We stayed at the Luxor casino and our room had the Mandalay Bay view from the windows.

Thank God for his mercy and Grace!

You are thanking god that others died and you didn't or what exactly?

That was how one started by saying to me mum "your youngest son" my mum just stood up and left, guess what, she had only one son and he is the oldest of us all.

hanassholesolo:
They actually look alright.

Ummm hmm!

zicoraads:
I bet if the two of you remove all that heavy makeup that usually sags your faces, stand in the sun for long and have sweat all over you, you won't be here spewing the bile coming out of your mouths.

Its not a bile something neither is it something to get angry about, it just is, what it is, una ugly, own it.

NL men can sabi ugly one kain sha. Make una better win.

Nigerians and their love for internet fight, no be small "who is the ashamed one" hehehe

If Peter and Paul Lik make them kill themselves, na them Saka but I must say, Peter is a hediot, family is family, there ain't no choosing sides especially when there's no need to, rubbish!

Harrynight:
Oya chop

Lol.

He knew how to be sweet when he wanted to be. I'm not bitter when I remember him, memories of him actually remind me the lengths a man would go for love.

ScienceWatch:
Remember, Atheists have a cruel, cowardly hidden agenda when they troll religious sites. Just like a viscous gang that will rob a woman of her dignity and honour by raping her, in the same way the Atheist gang comes to rob Christians of their dignity and honour
by raping their holy scriptures and then spraying their corrosive sperm over it.

Atheist are deluded when they think Christians will turn the other cheek.

But this doesn't make any sense na.

Hmmm!

Young03:
Rape her na ur wife she be

God punish you.

Many Nigerians are very annoying, they committed a crime so heinous and people are still saying god should have mercy on them, make why? Mschew.

If only them fit just give me ten minutes with these men.

Timbuktuo:
Hello, old frenemy. Been a while. how ya been?

Hey, been a while indeed. Been aite, hope all's been well with you?

greatnaija01:
If you were not FLOGGED, would you be as educated as you are to be able to compose this thread post? Some things you were not flogged for while you were a child are the same things now you are struggling with.... LIFE FLOGS US ALL with invisible CANE strokes. Teachers only do the physical....

If you waste your salary on games n sweets n doing whatever you like, HUNGER and POVERTY becomes the flogging that follows such wasteful spending

If you do not read or upgrade your knowledge about things, then you can never grow in business or in the workplace therefore INSULTS and LOSSES will be the flogging for such person

If you are a liar, cheat and are never satisfied with what you have till you get someone else's own.... HEART BREAKS IN RELATIONSHIPS with many INSULTS and NAME TAGS will be the person's flogging.

LIFE FLOGS US ALL. LIFE IS A TEACHER.

Simple question, you are writing plenty, who ask you all these one now?

So why did they kill him? Abi it was just for fun ni?

chronique:
Yes o! A very "simple one". She was walking on the road one day and it rained and there was a nakked guy with an erect dick on the floor but she did not know, and as she was trying to jump a pool of water, she landed on the slippery part of the ground and her clothes tore immediately, and her bra and pants removed and she fell on the erect dick on the floor that she didn't see, and the ground started bouncing she and the guy until they both came... It was just a very "simple mistake".

The worst part of infidelity, is when people say it was a mistake. Sometimes, I'm tempted to believe most people do not understand English. It would be easier for me to take, when someone says, "I know I messed up and misbehaved", than to hear that it was a mistake. A mistake is something done unintentionally and nobody cheats unintentionally. From the period of chatting and talking till they have sex, it is usually planned.
A mistake is different from when someone misbehaved.

Tell me something I don't know. Its a pity though.

Dude forgive and forget ,proceed with the marriage ,that she slept with someone else doesn't mean she loves him, it was a simple mistake. At least that's what these men would say were the tables turned.

enemyofprogress:
na me now,that your crazy old friend wey dey always troll you.

I wan show you my egusi soup wet don sour

Okay na ,welcome back. You know how we do it na, ignoring you has never been a problem, enjoy!

enemyofprogress:
frecocoa long time no see. Na me your long lost trolling friend. Now the trolling would start again.

Come make I show you something

I hope you are who I suspect you to be o.

Werin you wan show me?

Who ask you? Duh!

As if Igbo people send you.

Okay now ,that girl's gotta be pregnant.

That's a baby for feck's sakes, sh1t!

So this is what it has come to, what a shame.

Na sticks them wan use fight army? Make them careful o.