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If this guy isn't arrested and prosecuted, then naija is gone Kpatakpata.

First picture.

Ewwwest ewww!

I'd rather die of hunger.

How do I unsee that picture? Explorers yaff killed me.

BoboYekini:
You been taking karate lessons or is this some sexual fetish thing?

I don't need karate lessons to kick that mofo's a$$.

Yuck! Who would wanna fvck that shrek? I like them fresh biko, you could tell that fool's got some horrible type of body odour, he disgusts me.

Btw, you and I aren't speaking, face your front.

slurryeye:
You sound very rude...I won't like to engage in dirty banter with you. You can only know as much as your cerebral content will allow you. I would have enlightened your ignorance ass how history determined the election of those idiots and criminals into power. Since you seem so uncouth, all I will tell you is bonne chance

You are talking rubbish, okay, so you didn't know it's rude approaching me like you did, who were you shaking your head at? Unto what na? Then you don't even have anything to say but jump to how I'm rude, I'm rude because I tell you off for insulting me? Talkin about how I'd have known to prepare for the calamity, just how could one have been prepared for this? And you are talking nonsense!

My friend the history of what happened on the day he was assassinated is rubbish, they should all be assassinated, we have no reason to care, if me thinking that makes you want to jump off a cliff, please do.

slurryeye:
It's actually 4.30pm where I am. Is people like you that will be shouting recession upandan but not knowing that with little knowledge of history, you would have positioned yourself well before the calamity

See mumu. The only calamity here is that your leaders are idiots and criminals, how does one prepare for that? My friend Gtfoh biko.

slurryeye:
Because is your history smh

Who nigerian history help? Abeg go sleep.

We should give a fvck, why?

Btw, who gives a lap dance looking like that? Mschew once more.

Yay! Poverty has been eradicated because someone received a lap dance. We are telling you that people have no food to eat and you are talking of lap dance, mschew.

I don't know how he is supposed to find out from "other sources" how his kid is doing.

It just doesn't sound right.

Oboy! Witchcraft is real.

mccoyelectric:
God said leave my prophet for me to judge.... Mark today.... because of dis things u r typing.... an incurable disease will come upon u.... no doctor in America, Nigeria, anywhere in d world... Can save u.... and eventually the same man of God.U insulted will be d one to pray for u..... and u 'll wear that apron n preach from bus to bus.... Mark my words....

Satan punish you, that bastard thief and the apron, how can he cure someone when he can't even cure himself of his lunacy? Tah! Go and die, not everyone is stupidly held by fear. Just leave me and that man in a room alone, I will beat his ugly thieving a$$ blue black, rubbish!

Incurable disease ko, may amadioha pay you a gruesome visit, anumanu!

The mumu pastor didn't say men shouldn't m tie wrappers o, perhaps men and women shouldn't even share towels. To beat this man just dey hungry me.

I don't even know why women subscribe to abrahamic religions sef, all they do is subjugate women, nonsense.

bedspread:
CHAIIIII!!! THIS YOUNG DECIDED TO CURSE HIMSELF AND 26 humans gave Him likes!!!

What you called on yourself will be so fast on you. It would hv been better for you to keep shut and act you didn't see this.

ANYWAYS THE VENUE WHERE YOU WILL CURED IS THE LORDS CHOSEN REVIVAL GROUND IJESHA, Lagos. KEEP THIS ADDRESS VERY WELL. So you don't waste your money in hospitals or wherever.
The same goes to the 26likers....

Thunder fire the stupid fingers you used to type that.

You are so dumb I feel really sorry for you, one bastard is there using your empty head and you are here thinking you can declare who's cursed with that your short short fingers. You are lucky this is the internet, you deserve beating, after you claim you are holy, ewu!

bedspread:
ANY MAN/WOMAN THAT VISITS THE LORDS CHOSEN AND YOU ARE NOT PRICKED TO CHANGE FROM YOUR WAYS, JUST KNOW THAT YOU HAVE BEEN SIGNED FOR HELL!!
THE ONLY PLACE WHERE YOU HEAR THE RAW WORLD OF GOD EVERY SERVICE DAY IS THE LORDS CHOSEN!! I pray God has mercy on you and not begin the judgement with you. With your words up there you are the one being economical with the truth

Sharrap biko, how you people think you can condemn someone, and instantly, they be condemned makes me wonder if una well at all, biko gerraway.

Chizua:
DEUTERONOMY 22 vs 5

The woman shall not wear that which pertaineth unto a man....

Jeremiah 4 vs 30
And when thou art spoiled, what wilt thou do? Though thou clothest thyself with crimson, though thou deckest thee with ornaments....

You don't have sense.

So the trousers that women wear, is same as those of men? Gtfoh please.

Very stupid imbec1le.

Saying "Naija" is a sin. This man needs slaps, what an idiot.

Doesn't annoy me, me sef dey follow look, I even call his attention to some.

There's really nothing to worry about when you know your man's gat you.

See as person just write rubbish full everywhere, who's gon read that? Duh!

Timbuktuo:
Absence of evidence isn't equal to evidence of absence. I'm as reasonable as they come, I'm just a reasonable militant.

Non-invitation.

Eww, how dare you name a boy FreeCocoa, maybe RawCocoa sha.

I hear you.

Wait till its our anniversary, then I'll invite you.

Lol, no be only raw cocoa. You don't know the name jor.

ToriBlue:
Why you no go suggest am? When you don already carry belle before wedding

Lol, I swear I for like am die. I for get that pregnancy glow in my wedding pics.

ToriBlue:
See vexing o

You wish I was vexing. Me wey even suggest make we no buy new clothes for the wedding sef, see you.

ToriBlue:
Why did you do only court wedding? Abi recession hit you so hard .

How that one take concern you? Na your wedding?

Timbuktuo:
True that, but it's not the same. Maybe I'll compromise on a travel arrangement that's fair to all parties.

Yeah, I vaguely remember you saying that a while back. Just by way if reparations, you could name your first boy Timbuktuo. Thanks.

Lol, someone is grown to be talking about compromise. That's great.

Reparation? What did I do wrong in the first place?

I'm naming my first child(boy or girl) after me.

Timbuktuo:
I have a career to pursue, and the world to travel, woman. Marriage might just cramp my style.

How fortunate you've got a solid support system. So, are you partial to male or female children?

Lol. You can travel the world with your spouse na, stop being selfish jor.

I swear I'm not sure, I just really know I love children, I'm cool either way.

Timbuktuo:
I wouldn't mind that when/if I get married. But I realise most people hate the very idea.

if ke? You are so getting married o, by fire by thunder.

Well, I guess they feel that way due to the stress that comes with it, but, I don't mind really, as I definitely will have help to make it easier.

Ishilove:
Ignore them. They're prolly ninjas themselves

I'll bet on that.

Wicked girl.

Timbuktuo:
Na now I know say your heart dey filled with evil. You no mention Naming, na omugwo your mind go. Smh. Wetin I wan come do for omugwo? Shior.

No be you pray for quadruplets? You go come babysit na, shior.

Fkforyou:
Nairaland peeps most have really gotten to you...

Instead of you to enjoy this beautiful moment and make as much memories as you can. You decided to come to Nairaland to mock the supposed "haters"....

Anyway HML.

Omo... I'm yearning for wedding rice.

I'm the last person NLnders can get to.

Best believe that.