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Damn , I have never done that shit before . Thanking God for the kind of man I am . Op I’m very happy for you . God will continue doing miraculous things in your life and our lives

No cap ...don’t judge prof . his perspective about life ..... don’t blame him ... chose your choice too .

Mama

Don’t dare tell your brother that shit bruh , untimely death wont be ours and yours ooooo... you have to be very careful around her now that you knew her secret because women are dangerous and she can go to any length to make sure she even bring you down now that you’ve knew her secret . You tell your bruh or not , you’re still in a freaking danger .all you need to do now is man up , talk to her , let her know that what you saw wasn’t your business and you don’t give a damn but she should just try and change if she likes because everyday is for the thief and one day is for the owner

Saved for another day . I have read those books man maybe before you even read them . I don’t live from books . I live my life the way I designed it . I don’t care about simpshood or simps , all I know is don’t get used and don’t lose guard .

angelfallz:
Lol maybe you're a SIMP yourself, since you said you can't see SIMPS. your orientation of yourself, society, women and how the dynamics of relationships work needs to change for you to truly start seeing SIMPS.
you can start by reading this book, The Rational by Rollo Tomassi. By the time you're done you may start seeing the SIMPS even you yourself may realise you are a SIMP. i say may because some men are hell bent on being SIMPS that they actively reject the truth.

Lol it’s okay ... but if there is no simps how will the sharp girls and guys eat ? Do you even know the meaning of the word simps ? It’s not pointing to one gender : simps means a silly or foolish person.it can either be a man or woman ? If there are no maggots how will fish feed and if there is populace how will the government generate money ? So for every life to be up to what it is you must have a simps directly or indirectly . During schools day when kids lie to parents about book prices. Parents pay . The simphood comes in directly or indirectly . Let’s people leave their life and face whatever the consequence it’s for them to face . Ain’t supporting no simps , simphood , redpill, redpillers and mysognist . Live my life how I structured it and how God want it to be because you can’t cheat nature

Meeyankee:
Stop supporting nonsense dick head.. May be we should also leave arm robbers and rapist alone because that is how they also decide to leave their lives. Being a simp is a crime too.

The last time I checked I don’t see any simps in this universe all I believe is that people are just living the best they can . You can’t force your way of life on other negro or bitch . Just live your life the way you wanna no offense so that you won’t regret not doing things you wanna do because people will say why did you do it . Live your life to your best

The kigelia, or “sausage tree,” is a common sight in the Serengeti.
“Kigelia-Africana-Serengeti” by Bjørn Christian Tørrissen – Own work by uploader, http://bjornfree.com/galleries.html. Licensed under CC BY-SA 3.0 via Wikimedia Commons – http://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Kigelia-Africana-Serengeti.JPG#mediaviewer/File:Kigelia-Africana-Serengeti.JPG

It may have a mouth-watering name, but don’t eat from the sausage tree (the popular name for the kigelia) unless you know what you’re doing!

Tall, with smooth grey bark and beautiful, bell-shaped flowers, the kigelia tree is often cultivated ornamentally, but Tanzanian tribes have long been putting the tree’s eponymous sausage-shaped fruits—as well as its leaves and bark—to all sorts of uses for generations.

Some of the myriad health problems treated with extracts from various parts of the tree include malaria, headaches, syphilis and other venereal diseases, rheumatism, inflamed spleen, ulcers, and gastro-intestinal issues (just to name a few). The fruit is known to have anti-microbial properties, and is thought to help with skin problems like eczema and psoriasis. It often even makes its way into high-end anti-aging and beauty products!

Kigelia Fruit

The heavy oblong fruits give the sausage tree its vernacular name.
“Kigelia-Africana-Fruit” by Bjørn Christian Tørrissen – Own work by uploader, http://bjornfree.com/galleries.html. Licensed under CC BY-SA 3.0 via Wikimedia Commons – http://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Kigelia-Africana-Fruit.JPG#mediaviewer/File:Kigelia-Africana-Fruit.JPG

So why call it poison?

First off, one of the most popular ways to use the sausage tree’s fruits is in a traditional beer enjoyed by the Kikuyu people (get it?). Secondly, if you consume the tree’s fruits raw, they’re highly poisonous. So that one’s pretty literal.

(Which reminds us of one more “medicinal” property ascribed to the tree: it’s an extremely effective emetic.)

In order to make the fruits safe for beer brewing, they must first be sun-dried, then fermented with sugar cane juice for around 24 hours, then dried again, before finally being added to a large barrel of sugar cane juice, where they’ll ferment for around four days. The final beverage should taste sour, smell boozy, and hopefully not act as an immediate emetic (at least when consumed in moderation).

Besides being drunk, the beer is also commonly used as a soothing bath for children suffering from measles (whether “retains the fruit’s anti-inflammatory properties” makes a drink more or less appealing, of course, is a matter of personal preference).

Beyond potential poisonousness, and the very real chance of inebriation, there’s another good reason to be cautious of the sausage tree and its famous fruits: their size.

Dense and fibrous, the fruits can grow to over three feet in length, weighing upwards of 22 pounds. That’s a serious enough missile that even safari vehicles (a notoriously rugged lot) can take serious damage from the falling fruits.

So enjoy the lovely flowers and strange, sausage-like fruits of the kigelia tree…preferably from a safe distance.

100 percent.

Congrats

Jazakallahu bi khair

Allah will answer all our prayers

Listed

Bleep that shit . Who the hell is asking for this plutonic angel from Pluto planet number ? Do you have the ability and capability to live in the Pluto with her ?girl better give dem your number make your helper no go pass you . Opportunity comes but once . To those that I treated for free last week how una dey feel now . Una take my herb and no single kudos on here , no wahala. Dey enjoy more health on your .....

You never settle this matter since ? Na you ooooo gas chamber

Business is secret but not really secret you give valuable information for free and sell fake info . That’s how life operates right from the onset’s.valuable info are given for free but fake or incomplete ones are sold . I know how to take care of high blood p and I’ll teach you guys on the next free on week tutorials.

Hmm

Boy : black is beautiful .

Hun

Who go settle this matter like this @ the pics ?

popweezy:
Nice one sha...

By the way who picmixed this photo

I no sure say the pesin go make heaven o

Everyday ( from dusk till dawn ) in our matrimonial room , on our family stringed bed . . Some days when I’m married

Mo rerin daku , virgin kor Virginia ni

Women in uniform are the craziest type of women to fall in love with , every issue like this is I will tore your ass . Meh . My last soldier girl friend in Akure is still on the lookout for me because I disappeared after she caught me with another girl in shopping mall . Till today we never see

The ROI is pregnancy which we Dey expect soon

pek:
Please, what's the investment return like Mr Gasman?

Who will now settle this matter of you commot ? Abeg don’t go

Zabiboy:

Mehnn....some guys are not worth their BALLS
A girl told you this crap @ emboldened and you are still asking us if it was a mistake...
JEEZZZZ..
I'v remove my hand from your matter o

Make I come join . I Dey settle matter too

Dannieln1:
Girl save her boyfriend number as Gas money
Na the matter we dey try settle since..


She dey claim say na mistake but dey guy talk say na because him don too invest for her head.

Send your address make I help you send moin moin

Lol

Pm me

Oracle55:
Please nairalander i need your help i last only 10mins in bed and my girl is complaining about it we had s*x last night it was 10mins and this morning she woke me up but my john Thomas didn't react well please how can i last longer advice pls

I do and I’ll always . If you’re on good diets nothing is going to alter your sexual life .

Albertone:
The question should be "How many nairalanders even last long in bed without using man power drugs"

Ok pm me then

adams19:
please sir tell me

or let me PM you then you send it to my gmail address...


plssssss