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You go bend last last , Na Una type full Canada student visa thread . Oni yeye

You’re useless

bunto:
You people are useless more than the government.
Is the government one phantom figure? Is it not the same Nigerians that collect money to give judgement in favour of foreigners?
There is no law in Nigeria that stipulate that foreigners should be accorded preferential treatment.

Our government are useless modified @ mosdiiiiii

TarOrfeeek:
If you try this in Nigeria

Police will come and arrest you, flog you in front of the Chinese man, then make you sign undertaking that you will never fight a Chinese man ever again.

Nigeria is a useless country.

He’s a developer , might be building for him though ... just saying orJV

VillagePipu:
Sujumoto again?
That nigga has never completed any project in his life.

Nice write up .... thanks for opening dia eyes . To all of Una whey Dey condemned Dubai and still suffering in Nigeria , thunder fire you

german89:
My brother first of all da Hustle da gave u 1.5m is a very good one. Though I don't know d nature of the Hustle or where it came from.

But I must tell u these:
1.5m is huge oh back home but it's change in any European country.

Now this is my advice to u Sir. Use some part of the money japa enter UAE. Use 170k for SIRA(Security certification), it's a 5day training.
After the training call me/chat me/text me or hala me. Anyhow... I will surely help u to secure a security job in Dubai or Sharjah. The salary not gonna be less than 170k to 220k for a start. Free accommodation and tFair if ur apartment is far from ur working place and if it's in restaurants or hotel ur 100% sure of free food.
My brother no matter how exorbitant, flamboyant or expensive life ur living u must surely save at least 100k every month.

No. 2. If u have no skill(s) and u can kick start with a menial jobs like: been a cleaner, receptionist, office boy, helper, car wash/car polish, waiter etc. I can guarantee u at least 100k salary every month. Mind u will still enjoy free accommodation but maybe 4 to 6 person in a big room like hostel.

Work or Hustle for at least 2 and half yrs in UAE, save some cash add to d balance of da 1.5m(As in change wey remain for da initial 1 5m).
Get back to me, I will help you relocate to Europe via sports route. Mind u, u musnt be a sports guy. It's just one of the ways to japa guys are currently using.

Lastly... Whenever ur salary enters weda tru bank in UAE or cash at hand, I will tell u where or how to send it back home in order to maximize profit.

But.. Most importantly be of good behavior once u migrate, trust me u gonna make friends with d locals(Emirati) and that would be d beginning of ur success.
UAE is just a stepping stone but also a good country to start with.
Most jobs in UAE are normally or usually 12hrs duty, but some company might have shift/shifting... Las Las u go dey alright.

Let all ur expectations be lower than even what I qoated or written here.

May God strengthen U, Direct u, Favour u and bless ur efforts Dearly Beloved. AMEN

You don go Dubai before ?where you stay for Dubai Nonsense at it peak . Stop condemning uae. That country is far far better than Nigeria

Someodds:
I laugh hard to the guy quoting 200k/month job in Dubai as a new comer. No go follow them run yourself street, you go come back begging for money. 1.5 too micro brother. Tankio

Of the greatest . Abeg how much did you spend to get yourself to ghana?

Topshow4real:
I entered by road on Friday, got all necessary stamps and flew to Dubai on Saturday. You talk as if you're not from Africa.. Nothing is impossible in that sweet continent

WE SOLD OUR FUCKING RIGHT

Injibutaaaaaaa they wanna see crazy

I need Corolla 2012 sport number . Any reliable seller should quote me

FATAI AKANDE NII

Casper21:
You guys should follow me, I'm about to update how to make #30k daily at home using your mobile phone

Mejiloyan okanloko

MejiLoyon:
I want to address the fetish level

Hold one hand over your head, raise the other hand up, raise one leg and start hopping on your other leg. Now say after me, oh lord, allow me to have sense. Deliver me from the spirit of mumuism.

Your mother CAN NEVER be the cause of your misfortune. Else she would have flushed you from day one. Having taken care of you,through shit and piss. Sickness,school,food everything one woman go come say she dey fetish. If she is let her be fetish. If that fetish level no kill me and I still dey okay,dear mother dey do am dey go. I don't like divorce but as for your wife,it's left to you

2015 felele in Ibadan I was attending one cele church. I was born a celestian so make una no talk say I go find jazz. In any case one wooli do sharamantakaya come my side say spirit dey run am. I just dey look. Mid prophesy na him he mention say na my mama dey do me. Na that time I believe say spirit dey him body true true because the way I looked at him he stopped prophesying. I calmly walked to the Shephard and told him to warn that prophet. If he try am again he go collect. Apology accepted I left and never returned. If my mama dey do me and I dey this okay,please mommy, continue to be doing me.

Lil bow won niiiii

oloyedewaris:
Twitter have to bow

Rip to the lost young souls

Pls if you applied to Hull university and you’ve gotten your visa pls quote me Na beg I Dey beg

Abakayarriiiiiiiii

Cruise thread

You’re a commercial idiot

Fulanibandit:
Fulani bandits kill Yoruba people, our Yoruba slaves will still defend us online and call Buhari their Darling Daddy. Yoruba people are good slaves like Hausas. It is IPOB Igbo people that are stubborn. They are wiser than us Fulani bandits but we shall deal with them Inshallah

Thanks walex

Wahleyz2:
It depends, as soon as your payment is confirmed by the University, it may take days, a week or two weeks... It depends

Olosho... you don Bleep us ( children ) now you wan Bleep FGN WITH SCOPE TOO , children no go smile no matter what you do or how big the effort you emanated

Meh people are liberated ... FGN AYEYINTIBAJE BAYIIIIIIII

Give an African man religion and before you know he looses his sense .

Herdsmen and bloodshed are 5&6. Awon commercial idiot . Awon terrorist , awon banditry , awon miscreant

Abeg I just got an unconditional offer , pls how many days did it take you to get the cas after paying the 2k

Wahleyz2:
I just got my own CAS yesterday from Hull

God bless America

We keep selling our rights ..: Yoruba

Is your head peppering you Abori tayin niiiii

Explicit02:
The honest truth is Nigerian government can ban twitter if the legislative (masses spokesperson) deem it fit to ban...not just over the night without due process...

Twitter has the right to remove or ban if u violates its rules and regulations so also the nation can do vice versa....

If a government had designated a group as a terrorist group, Twitter has no justification to allow such groups to propagate their rhetoric via their platform.



If you use America as a case study here u re totally wrong twitter has a full right license to operate in America so far it didn't break America's law so also anyone in America must not break twitter law... Even if jack twits send a wrong signal the message will be removed.

We all know if u write what nairaland mods see as against its rules u will be suspended (ask Nwamaiipke)

Nigeria should follow due process that's my own opinion

U cants use Facebook in China....
And no one crucify China for that

Sufferness

HEAVEN4444:
800k is very good price for boysquarters in phase 1. most landlords want 1.3 million but if you go to ikate you will see boysquarters for 600 k but its just one tiny room that even 1 bed will not enter so you will just have to sleep on the mattress on the floor and you cant fit any furniture in there.

Correct

Hull students pls mention me .

This femi adeshina deserve some strokes