Blue3k:


Source: https://www.thisdaylive.com/index.php/2020/04/20/military-begins-final-offensive-against-boko-haram-iswap/

The news should be Nigeria Military Gives Bokoharam massive weapon to fight the chadian Government.

Olatunjimoses19:
https://www.independent.ng/sacked-commissioner-reveals-why-he-celebrated-kyaris-death/

oga u are happy simple.

tylesh:
Kemi Olunloyo said it

Kemi Olunloyo was right afterall, this whole delay was probably to try to reshuffle their cabinet, to find a possible replacement before making announcement.
corona virus does not accept bribe, it doesn't know tribe, religion, or social class.
This explained part of the reasons why they imported Chinese physicians and nurses against the general clamour, if they can't go abroad, let them import abroad to themselves, but when it's time up, its time up.
Now zlatan ibile, Chris Oyakhilome, and other deranged Nigerians who still argue that corona virus is scam can confirm for them selves.

Melezenawii:
Chief of Staff to the President, Mallam Abba Kyari, passes on

https://mobile.twitter.com/FemAdesina/status/1251295558112870400

Even with all the Billions and Billions Looted;they never cared about Fixing Nigeria and the Health Sector; their Thoughts has always been to Fly outside even with a Slight Cough.
I still Maintain that the Best Country to be Hit by Covid 19 is Nigeria.
From the top 2 Is gone;Others are in Line.
Covid 19 kills Nigerian President Aba Kyrian.
He died One week ago and the burning of offices began to cover their Tracks....

Descorts:
We started as friends. We were so close she could do anything for me and I could do anything for her.

She had a boyfriend who was a serial cheat and treated her like trash. It got to a point they broke up and he left. She was heartbroken.

I gave her my shoulders to lean on. I was there for her throughout those turbulent times and made sure she was never sad again.

She moved on. 2 months on we started dating. It was all fun and rosy. I'm not the type to fall deeply in love or should I say, women don't tickle my fantasy, I'd rather be with my goons than be with any girl.

But this girl came into my life and I don't know what she did to me to make me so in love with her. I loved her, she loved me. It was a heaven made match and a relationship anyone would wish for. On my birthday she got me a really expensive gift and I fell even more for her.

3 months on, her birthday was close and I was planning to make it special for her. Then I heard her ex came back in town, I wasn't troubled, "she loves me so much and she won't bat an eyelid for him anymore" I thought.

And then it happened. She left me for her ex who came back for her. I heard from a reliable source that before he came back, they'd been communicating online and the guy told her he's coming to take her back and he did take her from me.....

I am broken.....
I shall rise again in no time, and when I rise... I AM GOING TO BE A HEARTLESS MONSTER.
These hoes... non virgins or virgins, young or old, I shall toy with their emotions and break them....

GAME ON

nonsese...Remember to start with ur sister

GOFRONT:
In the End, It is still VANITY UPON VANIYT.....Even with his fleet of Airplanes..


Hey Dino Melaye, where are your fleet of Vanities, How many have you driven since 3 weeks??

They are all chilling in your garage, No going out. VANITY UPON VANITY..


REMINDER: Pls and pls, Nobody should Quote me......I'm on a raw drip at a male ward of Crestwood hospital...

vanity is when u dont have such to enoy

ValCon888:
From a scientific point of view, a woman has more erogenous zones compared to a man. The clitoris alone has more than 8000 nerve endings. That's like detonating a nuclear bomb inside an active volcano.

hahahahhahaahaha

yenereal:
I'm speechless for now.

dont be please;continue with Sia baba naaaaaaaa...

Babatunde40:
The solution to boko haram in Nigeria is Very Very simple.

Put a law: Death by hanging for any boko haram sympathizer. You will see how boko haram will end

If you pity boko haram, you die by hanging

If you celebrate their actions because of your religion, you die by hanging

If you leak information to them, you die by hanging

If you fund boko haram, you die by hanging

If you supply food or items or fuel to boko haram, you die by hanging

Every form of boko haram sympathizers die by hanging

You will see how boko haram will end

lol..Hang my who

prof2007:

https://punchng.com/osinbajos-strategy-for-ending-boko-haram-war/

Audio Vice that wants to Kill Buhari Worriors...

Raalsalghul:


Are you male or female?

hahahhaahhaa nice question..
Him wan cover up his Gaysim

Modelling?
The only Good side of Modelling is that if you are smart;you will Fuckkk ur way up to even be with Mds and Senators.
I remeber a femal Gf telling me then that she wasts to be a model;started getting attention and Many Different Dicks;
Your mum knows why said no.
Modelling is another Form or Prostitution

Preshieben:
So i was actually thinking about peagantry and modelling
I decided to try when the opportunity shown up on February
Picked a form
Contested for face of valentine Akwa ibom
Tried my little best
Surprisingly,I came second out of 22 fine babes
I was thrilled
And the experience was wow so I decided to go into modelling fully maybe after this lockdown
Collected the price and sent it to mom

I asked for her permission to go into modelling
She said no
I have passion for that stuff and I can't disobey mom
Any Advice from my elders??

Modelling?
The only Good side of Modelling is that if you are smart;you will Fuckkk ur way up to even be with Mds and Senators.
I remeber a femal Gf telling me then that she wasts to be a model;started getting attention and Many Different Dicks;
Your mum knows why said no.
Modelling is another Form or Prostitution

What we need is unlimited browsing....

shedy03:

Airtel: 4G=N1000. But the network is sluggish.
Am telling myself my next sub will be on my MTN line.

i think say na only me...

Ishitinyourlife:
I live in the west, I'm single and in my late thirties, I work independently I have a store/cybercafe/gamehouse where I sell electronics like home sound system, games, pads, phone accessories, mobile phones etc and I also have a cyber cafe and a game house in the same building.

I have about 6 workers that run the place with me cos I can't be everywhere at all time and the shop is a little big. Among my workers is a very beautiful 22 year old undergraduate that works for me when she gets off school and during holidays. I like all my workers and I treat them right but I'm not really a guy that gets personal with people so they know I have boundaries, but this girl is exceptional. She takes her work diligently makes even more sales than me in the shop most of the time cos she is good with people.

This girl is very attractive and she dresses nice too. She doesn't wear revealing clothes. She's modest, all calm. I used to buy food from restaurants to eat in the shop before because I don't really like cooking but she told me I don't need to do that, she can make my food and bring it over to the shop for me. Like she will bring me food in the morning before school and afternoon and she refused to collect a dime from me.

People are starting to feel a certain vibe among us cos she smiles whenever she looks at me and even my workers do call her oga's wife jokingly.

In truth I like the girl but I don't know if asking her out might cause a problem to my business.

Advise me please.

after Banging her for 6 months;ur senses will come back and then the curses..Lol

Nbote:
China built corona hospital in 8days, Russsia built corona hospital in one month.. Nigeria shared 52billion naira corona money in 2days.. We follow get record

hahahhaahhaahhahaahahhahaa

Anarchy01:
Her bros no wan see her with anybody but i need her

kill her brother naaaaa...Its simple.

Jerrygotswagg:
Davido earlier today posted a picture of himself crying while in the toilet ... He caption the picture “ Ahmed why na .... “
.
.
Love and prayers your way Davido

over IS late friend..Lol
yoruba Blogger spotted

Iyiataata92:
You've been masturbating at an average of 2 times a day for 8 years. Average in the sense that anyday you miss your session, you go on 4 times the next day to cover the missed count.
If that's true bro, then you need to apologise to your Jon Thomas for 8 rough years misappropriation and maladministration.
That dick won't be proud of you as the owner

hahahahahahah funny

successmatters:
Their love for Owmbe party is greater than bubu's grip on the oil ministry

Arrange a coded owambe for Tinubbu and Osinbaba tomorrow with orisirisi Ekiti girls and they will gladly sacrifice their 2023 ambitions for the party

hahahhaahhahahahaah Ah tell u

ijustdey:


https://m.guardian.ng/news/former-lagos-governorship-candidate-gbadamosi-arrested/

To all the girls who visit there boyfriends and put their phone on Airplane Mode.
Your plane will crash one day

mcmbonu:
We will beat these disease and come out strong.

click Like if you believe

Election Update..?Mr jubril is still winning north central

fergie001:


https://twitter.com/NCDCgov/status/1247260424401227780?s=19



https://twitter.com/NCDCgov/status/1247260428000022528?s=19

Election Update..?Mr jubril is still winning north central

nony43:
The Nigerian police force, is the worst in the world check google

no indian is..

calabaman:
That's it....am moving to chad.


This is my idea of what a president should be doing in the midst of anarchy.


Sai Idriss Deby!


Wait a min, since I joined NL in 09' alas FIRST TO COMMENT

jubril will rather congratulate BH boys....

Islie:


Source: https://www.dailytrust.com.ng/despite-gulping-13bn-in-5yrs-state-house-clinic-unfit-to-treat-abba-kyari.html

Welcome to the zoo

Iyiataata92:
Most of the Notherners that contacted this virus go into hiding? Like Abba Kyari, like el Rufai and staff. What is their motive?
They run on taxpayer's money and Nigerians deserve to to made aware of their health conditions

welcome to the zoo

dre11:
......Doctors threaten to withdraw services over police harassment



https://m.guardian.ng/news/anxiety-in-kaduna-as-three-covid-19-cases-are-linked-to-governors-retinue/

welcome to the zoo

IJOBA2:
GOOD MORNING HELINUES AND AFAMED

hahahahahaha sounds funny but what is Afamed??

Powerintoxicate:
Funke akindele soon to be a convict?

Yorubas and Party is like 5 and 6.
Take zombiesim and Madness out of an Average Yoruba guy;you can never take Party Away from him..
So if JJskilz doesnt celebrate his Birthday Party this Year;he will no longer be a man
I just but wonder ooooooo
Cant they Just waite

Melezenawii:


https://punchng.com/breaking-lockdown-police-take-funke-akindele-husband-to-court/?amp=1&__twitter_impression=true

Yorubas and Party is like 5 and 6.
Take zombiesim and Madness out of an Average Yoruba guy;you can never take Party Away from him..
So if JJskilz doesnt celebrate his Birthday Party this Year;he will no longer be a man
I just but wonder ooooooo
Cant they Just waite