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Xavfra:
Bullshit....

I should accept your Jesus....lmaoool...

Where was he when our African ancestors were taken into slavery

uruba23:
You are feeling Depressed is a better heading not you are Schizophrenic.
My advice to you is to calm down.Since you study Civil Engineering you need to take your C.V put it in a bag and forget it exist.Then find a mentor within the building industry and start going to site, jejeli you would become a supervisor, later a contractor.Thinking too much will just make you worst get a reasonable girl friend why at it, she do help you stay focus even when the chip are down. In John Legend words
'Even when you lose you are winning'.

Davash222:
She’s earning 200K monthly
Where she dey work?



Assuming this story is legit, her 3 months salary should cover for her gown and the catering. But, that doesn’t mean you have to impose that on her unless she forced you to marry her.

No one is forcing you to wed. if you don’t have the funds for that, since you’re done with the traditional wedding and rites, go to any magistrate court close to you and certify your wedding.

I don’t even know who brought this issue of white wedding to Africans.

DeraG:
If you can work online for 2-3hours daily, join our media team and get paid every Sunday. Drop your WhatsApp no for more detail.

Righteousness89:
There is Absolutely Nothing wrong in that!

You cannot put your Hands in Fire and not be burnt!

Those who have another meaning to it can go ahead and keep her..

We Live in a World that modifies evil , changes its meaning and praise it..

Let the World keep Decieving itself.... RAPTURE Will Settle All these Nonsense...

JeffreyD1:
Why not google if such company exist in Canada bro?



Modified
There's a company like that in Canada according to Google

budaatum:
The above, is religion, and its why we have religion, to share knowledge that we have. And the knowledge that we currently have is of a religious type, in Bible's and Qurans. When we know better, we'd share our better, but we don't know any better at the moment and share the best we have, in our religion, and religiously.

Examples of sharing 'better' is better schools, libraries, teachers, etc than we currently have. If you've seen what others are sharing you'd understand what I mean. In most of Europe, they've shared so much that they've killed their gods and evolve past the religious stage and into the scientific age. We will evolve too, someday.

budaatum:
It is very difficult for most to imagine living in a world with people who have not been guided by a religion, or its advanced form which is what education is. If they could imagine such a world, or better still, learn proper history, they'd be delighted that religion exists to instill a common ideology into a group of people thereby uniting them so they can evolve from the muddy disorganised apes that they are with everyone making up their own truth as they go along, into the more organised humans we see around us today sharing the same values to a large extent. I guess many think there used to be some glorious past when the truth is, there never was a time "when we were together as one, believing just one", nor was there some "BROTHERHOOD" to go back to. We, humans have always created enemies based on our own ideologies and actions, and the less knowledgeable we are the more enemies we created and the more like animals we behaved.

Contrary to your view that the "Bible is creating more enemies", the Bible actually exhorts us to love one another and build a glorious future. And you don't even have to read it, though we hope most do. But even if you don't those around you would ensure it is weaved into our collective psyche as we gradually evolve. The only pity is that we have not evolved past the believing it and worshipping stage to the understanding age. But we will. With time and experience we will acquire knowledge and eventually become wise and learn to live in peace.

budaatum:
It is very difficult for most to imagine living in a world with people who have not been guided by a religion, or its advanced form which is what education is. If they could imagine such a world, or better still, learn proper history, they'd be delighted that religion exists to instill a common ideology into a group of people thereby uniting them so they can evolve from the muddy disorganised apes that they are with everyone making up their own truth as they go along, into the more organised humans we see around us today sharing the same values to a large extent. I guess many think there used to be some glorious past when the truth is, there never was a time "when we were together as one, believing just one", nor was there some "BROTHERHOOD" to go back to. We, humans have always created enemies based on our own ideologies and actions, and the less knowledgeable we are the more enemies we created and the more like animals we behaved.

Contrary to your view that the "Bible is creating more enemies", the Bible actually exhorts us to love one another and build a glorious future. And you don't even have to read it, though we hope most do. But even if you don't those around you would ensure it is weaved into our collective psyche as we gradually evolve. The only pity is that we have not evolved past the believing it and worshipping stage to the understanding age. But we will. With time and experience we will acquire knowledge and eventually become wise and learn to live in peace.

budaatum:
Did you read the whole thread? Did you notice the Nobody and know how he became a Nobody? No pardon necesary. It isn't to easy to understand.

The aim of this post is to make those who read it curious enough that they do the work (read it, ponder on it, question the author extensively) to try to understand it and not just be lazy fuqs who don't use their brain at all as some claim one should not.

Witchersunited:
3rd eye indeed that small Pikin play when una dey play


I give una 50 years, all these religious nonsense go end

budaatum:
h[b]One is unworthy.[/b]

But for the Grace of God who so loves one did the Lord God send the Messiah that one may hear the Word of God and accept Jesus Christ as one's Lord and Saviour. The acceptance of this free gift, believing, so to say, despite being ignorant about it, is indeed how one is saved aleluya amen, for one could be unfortunate to "not have much soil" or be "soil amongst thorns" on which the "word falls and is choked to death" bearing no fruit at all.

That belief you now have sown in you inspires you to seek to learn about your Saviour, which is done by reading the Bible; and the Bible being a big book, can not be read least one work at it (and I do not mean Sunday church reading, picking a chapter here and a verse there as many do, but from the Beginning to the End without missing a single word).

Reading, however, is the beginning of your work. One can read the Bible and believe it and be done as some do, but some will seek for an understanding of what they have read which is more work. And yet, by the Grace of God! For if Jesus Christ had not sent you the Holy Ghost and Comforter to minister to you, all your work trying to understand is work in vain!

You may be the fortunate who loves the Lord God with all your heart and soul and being and hence be given to understand the Kingdom of God. You will pick up your cross, so to speak, big and heavy, being made of very heavy timber as you will find when it is on your back and feel it's weight on you. But carry it you will, which is work. Because if you have done the work of building up what is commonly called your spiritual muscles, it would not only feel like Simon of Cyrene carries it for you, though when goodness and mercy works on your behalf it would seem so, for the Power of Christ in you will empower you to such an extent that you would be strong enough to bear your cross and the crosses of others too, which is what I see the likes of Oyedepo doing - not so much by giving bread which is as stone, but by making you a Fishers of People, which is what he does, teaching those who go on to establish in their own right. After all, see ye not his fruits?

Some may accuse me of claiming I have said here that "work justifies". But I would have you consider, justify in who's eye? Surely not in the sight of those whom darkness has overcome and who see not! And besides, "study", which is predominantly the work I have listed above, is not to be done where you are to be seen doing it least you be justified by your fellow humans and your head puff up or you be disturbed and asked to go and play instead. The work I have listed above is not done to justify you nor be justified by you as you are not the one sitting at the right hand of God judging the living and the dead, but to the Glory of the Lord God Almighty alone whom one serves.

Be wise therefore and fill not only your lamp but also your jars with that which moths cannot get at because you do not know the day or the hour when the bridegroom will arrive.

"Oro Ut Omnes Sequantur Viam Ad Veram Vitam"

budaatum:
This began in this thread. I advise it be checked out. Only a few have answered so far!

budaatum:
This began in this thread. I advise it be checked out. Only a few have answered so far!

budaatum:
Where did you get "obeyed God's law from the time of Moses" from? Are there not numerous chapters in the Old Testament that say otherwise? And yes, you were progressing at your own pace so let me come take away all your recent foreign gadgets so you could continue developing at your own pace, shall I?

Forgive me vayina, but you do not appear to know much about Christ, nor about your ancestors, for that matter. To start with Christ existed way before Constantine, whom you claim created him, and there's a lot more to Christ than "dying for your sins" than you seem to know about. And your ancestors were not living a rosy life of "teaching laws" as you seem to think. Just as in the Old Testament, our ancestors too were breaking laws. In fact, you only have laws because people break them.

Yahweh was a God of fear, and very tribal. You did what you were told or you go to hell, but Adam and Eve didn't mind going to hell (it wasn't hell then but death, and then we find their death wasn't even as dead as first taught!), but my point is, fear, as a form of control, had stopped working, though the religious leaders by the time of Jesus, exploited with it. Jesus replaced that fear with Love, but you think he was created by the Romans, as "useless distraction" and a "sacrifice for sins".

It is written, "The blind receive sight, the lame walk, those who have leprosy are cleansed, the deaf hear, the dead are raised, and the good news is proclaimed to the poor." You appear to be none of those people listed.

budaatum:
God, having created the entire universe, decides to create man, but only after creating a garden. God teaches these people to take care of his farm for food and shelter but of the Godsfruit, they must not touch or he'll kill them! And your's truly they do. So God gets the funk, and sacks them, "escort them off the premises please and don't come back!"

"Hey, hold on, you said they'd die!" I say. I go back to where it's said, point at it. "See", " they'd die". But of course it's words in a book. It's not as if a "ah, ok, I'll just kill them" was going to pop on to the page with the words rearranged though it was worth considering considering how folks about me treated the book.

The copy I was reading was an immaculate white one ma got given when she'd married which I'd stolen from where she keeps emergency money and jewelry. It was wrapped in velvet, placed in a box, wrapped in a cloth, locked in a suitcase in a locked cupboard in her locked bedroom when I took it. A book thief was bad. Then a money thief had taken the money that had been there when I stole her Bible and she was yelling all over the place. Stole the Bible, stole the money, I is dead! To a lot of others at the time, it was treated equally valuable, the whole family could have the one, unlike now when everyone's got one or so many and all the others on their phone.

I look up and see there's always gods, Even if there aren't gods there'll always be controllers - cause that's what a god who keeps the godfruits to itself is. And those controllers want to keep all the godfruit to themselves and pay everyone else just food and board because by keeping them subservient they can better exploit them.

I look further and find it is not as I thought it was, the gods were not paying food and board, the bloody gods were in fact taking the sweat off people's brows. And then I find they use to even put chains round their necks sell people for slave work! It's then I understand what is meant when some say God wrote the Bible.

Many who have had that understanding got it from the Bible, and if someone hadn't written what God did in the Garden of Eden, I wouldn't have eyes wide enough to get that understanding. I had read the New Testament prior to starting the old thanks to Gideons who made it widely available, so it helped some of it fall in place. Depends how you read it, is my point. Many get to hear meanings of the story before they've read it and by such, a way of seeing it is imposed. If you read it as a child would read it, as was advised, you might have seen it in a different way too.

Controllers don't pay food and board anymore. Now you pay their food and board, Gucci shoes, Armani suits and jet fuel willingly too! Exploitation by exploiters has drastically changed for the worst.

I get to the fourth chapter, and Cain murders Abel, and I'm thinking, when did all this happen, I'm on to a good one here, and that's when I began reading the Bible aged 8. For the next 5 years, it was my go back to book whenever I was out of James Hadley Chase or anything else till I'd finished it. I never would have read it if I hadn't read it then.

Do you remember what you first thought when you first read the creation myth in Genesis?

MuttleyLaff:
"I appeared to Abraham, to Isaac, and to Jacob as God Almighty, and I did not reveal to them My name 'LORD'?"
- Exodus 6:3

The truth wey I tok dere hit home and the ting come pain the ignoranus las las sotay hin cum to dey misfire. wickedtuna, the yadayada is a dish best served back to budaatum, when like that cold, lol. Thats fact and not any opinion.

Fela Abami Ẹda, sings:
♩♪ ♫ ♬"Jen wi temi. Don't Gag Me. Make I tok my own, the truth is bitter. Make I tok my own. I'll open mouth like basket, if I see the truth. I'll tell, you can't shut me up, you cant close my mouth, the truth is bitter, you cant gag me. You havent got a padlock for my mouth. The papa, wey born Fela, don quench dum da dum da dum... Whether you like it or not, just leave me, make I tok my own, I no fit shut up, I no fit keep my mouth close"♫♬♩♪♭

I appear to Tom, to Dick and to Harry as a jolly and happy fellow, but not to most has it been revealed, certainly not budaatum, the reason and story behind why the moniker name MuttleyLaff is used and what does the MuttleyLaff moniker mean.

budaatum in getting all worked up, came up with a groundless opinion that the MuttleyLaff moniker is about a mutt and so ignorantly associated the MuttleyLaff moniker with being a mongrel dog and etcetera, when in fact, it seems budaatum didnt grow up, watch Dick Dastardly and his sidekick, Muttley, known best for his mischievous wheezing laughs.

budaatum, fyi, I registered the MuttleyLaff moniker on Nairaland, because of getting mischievous wheezing laughs reading contents on Nairaland and thanks to you budaatum and others, who religiously make sure, I am never, in short supply of the laughs

machiavelli95:
So he will use "alligator pepper mouth" to suck her boobs and her punny shey, you want to kill person shey? You no get conscience?

Miffia:
Hi everyone... Good Afternoon

I will keep this brief and short.. Ignore any typographical error, please.

I have this boyfriend, we've been dating for years now. The thing is, he doesn't last long during sex, he's a 2 minutes man, as you people call it. There was a time, we had sex, less than 1 minute, yes, I mean less than a minute, just 3 or 4 thrusts and he released. He was shocked, sad and disappointed, I was shocked too. I was even the one cheering him up, not to be sad, that everything will be okay, that's not his fault, he just wore his cloth and left.

This is someone I want to marry, we will soon do our introduction and wedding, and I don't want our sex life to be boring, we are not enjoying s*x at all, and I don't want to cheat on him... We love each other so much.

Please, anybody that has experienced this before, or know how to stop it should advice me on what to do, its not making me happy neither is my boyfriend happy too

Your advice will be appreciated.. Thank You.

enilove:
@Otemserpent , You are joking with your eternal life with all these satanic threads you keep opening here and there .

Honestly I dare your kind of god to exploit a KNOWER and one who Has selflessly decided to propagate Truth.. If your god does anything to one who is TRANSFORMING a whole lot with these revelations then such a one can never be a God or the TOTALITY OF EXISTENCE (CREATOR)

Wilgrea7:
gobyee gave u a simple challenge... enter church and prove your power.. if Yahweh and Allah are under your feet then why are they still doing wonders in people's lives, and why cant u challenge and destroy their power openly? why come to nairaland when you can simply show the world that your imaginary friend is stronger?

newbornmacho:
Hahaha otemanuduno! You are found out like one of them . when Mohammed was asked for proof of his prophet hood he pointed to his book. Item the great revelator of doctufo doesn't know the name of his god child, and has to rely on the brain of man to remind him.

OK . you do have a point I agree with though, we are gods says the scriptures to thise to whom the word was sent. And yes God reproduces himself in his creation, producing sons of God who are in effect God.
But Satan also incarnates himself producing the beast, the false prophet and many other sons of Belial. These ones are false gods of this world who shiver and tremble at the mention of the name of Jesus Christ, the culmination and perfection of the incarnation of divinity, called the SON of God. In him all things consist, he is the essence of reality, and meaning , and nature , and being, the rock that followed the Israelites in the wilderness, the logos and word and the manifestation of The Almighty God, the mystery that holds all things together,in him we live and move and have our being, in him all things consist.
But he reveals himself only to the predestined few... The elect, and all others are abandoned to wallow in all manner of stupid theories of men to whirl away what little time they have on earth .

MhizVee:
How do you now know that the book of universal history is accurate?

MhizVee:
Mirosh wow! Really, I can understand why you and OtemAtum seems to be confused, did you read that part in the bible that Paul said that if any other person preach another gospel to you, be it an Angel, let the person be accursed

Primesky:
See person. So I should keep quiet for you to keep spewing lies all over the place right?. You're acting as a spokes person for the devil and his colleagues. Nothing but lies!. Lies must be resisted before they're assumed as truth. Only the truth of God's holy word can save, Doctoufos is nothing but lies, deceptions concoted by devils to destroy man. But I always tell you, you will fail woefully!.

Jesus Christ is Lord forever!