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Pathetic... May God help IJN

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Posterity may never forgive Tinubu and Baba...

So na dis boy dem wan carry exchange for election victory ba? Hahahahaah

Thank God I've been fasting for the boy since den... He shall be well again.

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Marry Buhari's son. He needs u now more than ever.

Obinrin oshi!

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That's good.
Thank God its left hand.
This way, he has saved himself the agony of always thinking about how to give a woman hand action...
Like me, I would never use my right hand.

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Next topic would be:


WizKid's Son Boluwatife caught kissing Imade; sign of future marriage?

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Such hogwash!

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Me wey be guy sef... If Dangote or Otedola gimme him daughter; I go even change my surname to their own.
My name Haliru Dutsinma go turn to Haliru Otedola

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Attributes of a zoo.
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National stadium abandoned

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Waste of resources

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People of God...come and see o

Na wash

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Razzmatazz!

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Nigerians are hypocrite.

Check out, most of dem had sex yesterday... All unmarried!

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Gov. Wicked

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Thank God I lost my virginity in Primary 3

Df

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This is the worst thing I've seen on NL all year!
It is well with her.
May we not be victims of accidents and circumstance.

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Man must whack! Na side hustle na I'm sure pass.

Funny enuf, after this bike hustle, na ashawo house for Allen e go spend d proceed.

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This Hausa people no go kee me ooo

I remember my neighbour while I still dey for Zamfara. Na so he go marry one small girl of about 11 years old from Jigawa.

This girl would play and sleep off in neighbour's house. The man go come carry am for night.

The most traumatic cry I have heard all my life was the night the man married her. The girl was jux screaming and shouting all through the sex.
At the end, she started crying.

Pathetic!

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Is it zoro or zobo

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If Atiku no become president, I don decide say I no go marry.

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The three year old kid had an erection in the morning.

We called in the priest to rename him 'Innocent'...
He must bench 2face.
My prayer for the little kid is that he begins to have sex at a very young age, say 10. So as to become experienced before adulthood.

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To every successful actress, there is a tithe-collecting clergyman in the background.

As if no b dem plan am... Gerrout joor

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Davido and Wizkid did better than Buhari this year.

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This guy fine well well that year. Majid and Vicker jux come pursue am go back to im village for Lag.

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Let's talk about the ones in Nigeria...

1): have sex with a 13 year old in the south and get arrested for sleeping with a minor.
Have sex with a 10year old in the north and even marry her and you shall be hosted by the emir in celebration.

2): Have sex with a blood relative in the south and see ursef tagged an outcast. But have sex with a blood relative in the north and even marry her, it is called 'auren dangi' and it is allowed.

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To me, this year, dis guy is greater than Wizkid and Davido combined! No song in the world was more felt than his song... Even Despacito no reach

See handsomeness na... Mo fo!

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It is such a pity.

God pls make him impotent so that he doesn't end up procreating future scammers.

Political razzmatazz!