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Oga David go gym na... Ahn ahn

Why allow ursef to develop potbelly at this age when you are not an Igbo man.

Pls visit the gym nitori oloun

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Tufiakwa!
A gospel artiste that bleaches.

Her mates are getting houses at Banana Island and LekkiI, she is getting a mansion at Iju.

Now compare her achievement with that of small Linda that has a house in Banana island and then come back to argue with me why prostitution should not be legalised in the entire country.

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I repeat... Behind every successful actress (that owns cars and house(s), there is a tithe-collecting pastor in the background.

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Even the Bible says that "the kingdom of heaven(Nigeria) suffers violence (by SARS) and only the violent (citizens oppressed) take it by force.
Rekashi banduyah..rekekekekekesutra(Speaks in tongues)

The solution is for we all to start killing any SARS official we see. That way, they demsefs will appeal to the govt for the scraping of the SARS

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He should be given another chance na... Haba!

Dem still dey banish people?

The dead woman should be flogged before burial. That way, her spirit will not be foolish again in the other side.

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If only I can get a job of even 'four figures' ...




I'd be dancing unclad every morning

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This marriage will not last up to a normal cum time.

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We talking money she talking breast!
Mtseew!!

I repeat... Breasts are more valuable to the eyes than to the hands, for after a minute, you discover it's normal flesh like your stomach's.

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A woman shouldn't be kept so long under the sun because of her make-up.

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If you are not outside Nigeria, try to take ursef out by all means... Nigeria is another place entirey

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Brethren! All breasts are the same. Nothing special about them.

Each tym I handle it, within I feel nothing.
Breasts are more valuable to the eyes than to the hands

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She is beautiful... But even at old age, Aisha Buhari stands out for me.

I have nightmares every night when I remember Buhari can no longer dig her.

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Nothing hurts Teebillz like his discovery that Tiwa slept with Tuface and Donjazzy and her neighbours in London.

I rather marry Buhari's daughter than to marry Tiwa as a divorcee

Final score
1:2

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There is no God anywhere.

The christian book says sometin in Psalms 82:6 :"...ye are gods"

We are our own God.

Let's fix our health system and our judicial system and our religious system and everything.

Then let's liv everytin to the devil like the Japanese and chines do. Where are they today? Far gone!

MensesDoctor:

Not at all. I am not encouraging sex. apart from pregnancy which am trying to save them from, what of the much dreaded STDs? Do they expect me to be telling that one also The focus for now is pregnancy. STD is for another day, thanks

OK I get u. May God help us all

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With the way she acts on Sunrise daily.

I'm 100% sure she must be a nagging woman.

Tufiakwa!

I rather marry Buhari's daughter

MensesDoctor:
Most girls do not know that there is something called a biological clock which their menstrual period follow. If they can work with this clock, they can never be pregnant, with or without condom.

Any girl that gets unwanted pregnancy in this 21st century needs some slaps.

As a doctor that you claim to be, are you then encouraging sex without condom with this statement? Don't u know some naive minds mite take u literally and end up distributing and contacting STDS

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Pls let someone close tell him to thank his stars and stop thanking God. Because a father would not allow his son to go tru this jux to prove his saving power.

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Driver go back to the driving school joor

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The car no fine sef

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What madness!

Better go and fight... There is no God anywhere

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How the guy go take chop her now?

Oooooooooooooooooh!

I heard they are good in doggy

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38 wat?

Football age

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For he very first tym in my life... There was no sex on the 25th Dec.

It was almost becoming a yearly ritual

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In the past... During he days of our forefathers... Both his girl and her daughter and her parents would have been banished from the land.

Nowadays, we celebrate baby mamaism! Such hogwash

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Make una no go learn how to cook better food.

See how una dey celebrate sabiness on top indomie...

Give this girls ogbono soup, even to mix am go hard dem

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Which one dem dey na?

In another news, I am so sad to inform our northern brothers that Hausa women are the highest consumers of Tramadol and Codeine.
Averagely, all youths abuse drugs there.

I suspect Yusuf was on 2000MLgof Tramadol prior to the clash

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I work more wonders with my left hand...
One time, the lady ran outta my bed without cloths

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With the same hand?


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