₦airaland Forum

softysparky:
Ronald4lif, I am patiently waiting for you.

Burger01:
Individual reasons for wanting to meet these wonderful peeps . Great posts and good sense of humour. Cherryice, I will make that trip, believe me.

Ishilove
cherryice
Sile12
Callotti
MzNelly
Lala247
Missclasssy
Dimples192
Jacksparrow1207
Mirexxx

Too many, I can't name them all...

Collynzo419:
Disturbing news

We will not allow Boko Haram to set this country on Fire!

Boko Haram is operating successfully because of the inability of this government to deal with them decisively! So much corruption in the government and they do not care about the ordinary Nigerian. Jonathan will go to bed tonight in peace while some Nigerians will be weeping and mourning.

Over 300 girls missing and yet another 400+ abducted??

We need change in this country.

This is no more sentimental politics but a realistic assessment of our situation.

Blitz888:
Please stop being partisan.
The dude you quoted typed wisely and you decided to make yourself a [s]spectacle of public ridicule with your inanely tactless rant[/s].
Violence should not be tolerated or encouraged irrespective of who the perps are...
None of them is worth our blood!

mrborntodoit:
In as much as I support Gej, I strongly condemn political violence .

Politicians aren't worth your blood ! Be wise!!

missclasssy:
These politicians are just engaging in superfluous charades

Seriously, I don't give a fvck about their redundant debates!

ottizz:
I will rather have him do it than go outside to impregnate a girl. Nothing wrong with it as long as it does not consume him. I did it, and I am happily married with kids.

Dimples192:
" Is it true that you can't understand the sexual fantasy and satisfaction of man until he is comfortable and rich "

In this case yes.

He wasn't a cheat when he couldn't afford it. Now his wealth is the excuse for his infidelity. She was very smart not to sleep with him. Life is sweet. It's a shame he wasted 20 yrs of her life those were her best years.
Karma will deal with him.

chipmunkey:
[size=15pt]Did she just say "He lacks good taste?" [/size]

oyebode95:
[s]Guy u no get common sense , revenue allocation no be personal gift frm Jonathan bt constitutional right of d state. So, let dem wash anything they wonna wash maybe they perceive OGA JONATHAN AS DUNG or POLLUTANT. Sai Buhari

FastShipping:


It seems Jonathan is suffering from leprosy. Jonathan is someone to avoid like ebola.

egift:
[s]Unlike Jonathan, I don't have a Zoo. And am not into the business of owning a psychiatric hospital either, so following me across Nairaland will not get you the care (in the zoo) or help (in the psych hospital) that you need. So I hope you understand why I often ignore you? Cheers!

7days to Change[/s].

curiouses:
The station isn't going anywhere. They have no materials to sustain it.

adezt08:
DAMASAK, Nigeria — Boko Haram’s black flag is everywhere in the town of Damasak, deep in Islamist-held territory in northern Nigeria: It is painted on former administrative buildings and schools, and on the side of abandoned gas stations.

The other unmistakable sign of the Islamist militants’ recent presence is that practically none of the residents are left in a once-thriving town of 200,000. They have either fled to the state capital, Maiduguri, or been killed by Boko Haram. Every looted and battered storefront yawns open to the dusty roadside.

Mostly, the only sound in the hot, still air is from military vehicles, carrying soldiers from the neighboring countries of Chad and Niger as they make their way through the wreckage of the deadly five-month Islamist occupation of this Nigerian town. From time to time, the Chadian soldiers ululate to celebrate their victory against the militants in a fierce firefight that stretched into this week.

The Chadians ushered a small group of journalists around for a brief look at their handiwork this week, offering a rare glimpse into the group’s northern Nigerian stronghold, and into the dimensions, and difficulties, of a cross-border, four-nation fight against the Islamists.


Chadian soldiers in Damasak on Wednesday, only days after the town was liberated from Boko Haram militants. Credit Tyler Hicks/The New York Times
Rather than a display of important regional cooperation in the battle against Boko Haram, the visit instead pointed out some of the confusion and resentment that are creating tension among neighbors. The soldiers from Chad and Niger had succeeded here, but there was not a single Nigerian soldier to be found. The force members were bewildered to find themselves as foreign liberators without any help from the Nigerians.

Even as the Nigerian government, with a national election looming, insists that its forces have chased Boko Haram fighters out of much of their northern territory, the deserted streets and all-foreign force here paint a different picture. Hundreds of thousands of Nigerians still cannot return home to towns that have been, nominally at least, freed from Boko Haram.

But the foreign soldiers here said they do not want to occupy somebody else’s country, and worry that the Islamist fighters will simply return if they leave and the Nigerians have not arrived to take over.

Hundreds of miles away in N’Djamena, the capital of Chad, officials are expressing anger at the near-total absence of cooperation from the Nigerians in a crucial regional battle, even as Nigerian officials are discounting the extent of Chad’s role.

The disquiet of the Chadian officials was echoed in the words of the front-line Chadian soldiers here who wonder why they, and not the Nigerians, are holding towns like Damasak, several days after the last Boko Haram fighter has fled or been killed.

“We asked them to come, to receive this town from us, but they have not come,” said Second Lt. Mohammed Hassan, resting in the shade of the armored vehicle he had manned with his company.

“It is because they are afraid,” Lieutenant Hassan added, spitting out the words, his face half-hiddenagainst the 107-degree heat in a black turban.

Around him hundreds of soldiers from Chad and Niger were camped out under the broiling sun. The senior Chadian officers tried to shoo away a handful of journalists, but a few of the soldiers, like the lieutenant, still wanted to talk about the battle.

“We fought on the night of the 14th, and the last attack was on the 15th,” Lieutenant Hassan said. As for the Nigerians, “we called them on the 16th” — after the fight for Damasak had ended — “and told them to come; they didn’t believe we were here,” Lieutenant Hassan said.

More politely, his country’s foreign minister, Moussa Faki Mahamat, two hours away by military transport plane and helicopter in N’Djamena, offered a similar appraisal in an interview Thursday.

Soldiers from Chad played cards in Damasak. The force members were bewildered at having become foreign liberators without any help from the Nigerians. Credit Tyler Hicks/The New York Times
“The Nigerian Army has not succeeded in facing up to Boko Haram,” Mr. Mahamat said.

“The occupation of these towns, this is up to Nigeria,” he added. “My fondest wish is that they assume their responsibilities.”

The soldiers around Lieutenant Hassan, savoring their victory over Boko Haram, displayed a pile of battered rifles captured from the Islamists, some with Arabic exhortations on the stocks. The men said they had thoroughly searched the looted town and its parched savanna surroundings in the past two days, and there was not a single Boko Haram fighter to be found.

The fight was definitely over, several of the men said with satisfaction, noting with wonder the strange fighting habits and beliefs of their opponents.

“You would say that these are people ready to die, to commit suicide,” Lieutenant Hassan said.


He recounted how, after the battle, a Boko Haram prisoner seemed terrified by the Chadians’ superior matériel — Chad has perhaps the region’s best-equipped army after decades of war, civil and external. The captured fighter insisted that the lieutenant’s armored personnel carrier was self-driving and ate its opponents.

As a convoy of military vehicles rumbled down the deserted main street, a solitary older couple could be glimpsed at the back of a mud-walled compound. The woman raised clenched fists to the sky, despairingly, as the trucks passed. The soldiers said that the handful of people left in Damasak were simply too feeble to move.

Boko Haram captured the town late in November, according to Nigerian news accounts. The fighters infiltrated Damasak’s extensive market — on the border with Niger, and close to Cameroon, it was until recently a major regional trading hub — and killed merchants there to sow terror in the population, its customary method. Another group of fighters was waiting at the town’s edge and overran government buildings as the remaining soldiers were occupied at the market.

Since then, Damasak had become a regional headquarters for Boko Haram, officials in Maiduguri said. “Damasak is where they were doing their planning and operational business,” said an official close to the governor of Borno State, of which Maiduguri is the capital.

The number of substantial buildings bearing the Boko Haram insignia was testimony to the town’s strategic role for the group. “They were coordinating and doing all their training there,” the official said.

Now Damasak, like much of northeastern Nigeria, is in a vacuum. Boko Haram has been chased away for now, but it is not clear that the Nigerian Army is ready to occupy and hold this and other towns.

“It is up to them to hold the town. Not us. Our role is offensive. Our mission is to chase the terrorists,” Lieutenant Hassan said. “But they are afraid,” he repeated angrily.

“Our biggest wish is that the Nigerian Army pulls itself together — that it takes responsibility in the towns,” said Mr. Mahamat, the Chadian foreign minister. “We are ready to disengage, right away.”

http://www.nytimes.com/2015/03/21/world/africa/nigerian-army-noticeably-absent-in-town-taken-from-boko-haram.html

sonssyo:
dis is sad dou,some men ar nt just normal. wel i advise u nt to do anyfin funny,just keep calm,work harder,save some money,park out of d huz.live ur life,cos puppy wil be thinkg dat he provides shelter and food etc for u.anyways hw wil u rate mumsy,good or bad woman, if good plz do take good care of her and for pupsy just do d needful,greet him,dnt keep malice wit him,but hv it at d back of ur mind dat u dnt hv a good father,good dad dnt beat dre wife.plz dnt park out of d huz yet,arrange ur slf first

Burger01:
Ishilove:

Awww so sweet of you! You unlocked my heart with that blaster.

Muted. My feelings for you been muted for so long a time
I've been a secret admirer of you, I remain muted no more!
You make me high and I'm dropping this for you.
I don't give a hoot if Seun bans me fifty years

I can write from Adam - a biblical patriarch,
To Zacharias - a tax-collector at Jericho.
I will chose to write from 'Ishi' to the 'Love'
Fifty Shades for grey is what I will give you.

A Darkrebel666 rhythmically ventricles
Compares not to a French kiss on top Eiffel Tower
Or having smooching spells on the balcony of Hotel du Cap-Eden-Roc

I will be the one you call daddy moi
Hold you and never let you go
A shoulder you can lean on
Kiss you from Lagos to Boston
Lick lollipop off your fine lips
Lick your tears when you cry
Carry you when you are weak
Understand you when you need understanding
Remain sleepless when you can't sleep

Better pikin, fine girl
I will tingle you down south
Make you scream for more
If I move it in and out
Will it make you scream inside?
I will move it right and left
And make it last all night

Breakfast in big Mac's
Shopping in Tiffany
Eyes behind shades
We pop rozay in Reno
We fly to Caribbean Island
Bath you in and out
Around me you are safe
A 100 Eyop will fall by the roadside
I gat eyes, my eyes are for you
Only you I see on Nairaland.

The creator created Eve from Adam's rib
My rib been missing since I was born
Used to create a masterpiece like you
I adore you just the way you are
God wouldn't have done any better
With a masterpiece like you

Can't you see Ishilove
I'm hopelessly enchanted
Mesmerised by your beauty
Blasted away by your brains
Like Rozzayy so into Djeezy
I'm so into you baby
Keep a diary of me in your heart
I will see you when we get there....

Ciao.
Boy o boy! Ishilove must be so wet down below this lines mehn will surely melt d thickest of heart jare. B b y just say YES and YES it is. Or should I helep u ??
YES YES YES YES YES YES YESSSSSS

EggovinMma:
God forbid!
50k salary inside marriage. Na before ooo.But now, I REJECT EVERY SPIRIT OF POVERTY IN MY LIFE.My bible tells me to seek and I shall find, and whatever I bind here on earth shall be bind in heaven. I stand upon the rock of St Peter and I am binding every spirit of poverty in the life of my future husband, every spirit of meagre salary. I lose your hold on that poor future husband of mine.IT SHALL NOT BE MY POTION.50K SALARY KE? Which kind rough play be that?

maimota:
This must be a distance learning programme.

stronger:
Let me seat back and watch GEJites rejoice that the confab report will soon be implemented!

If you don't understand that this "adoption" of the report is another "election wuruwuru", then you are a victim of the decay in the country's educational system! Accept my condolences!

*Do you know when the PIB report was adopted by the FEC? YEARS AGO!!
*Where is the PIB? Still hanging in the NASS!!

Is this a MAJOR step towards the confab report implementation? NO!!! Because it will need to pass through years and years of NASS approval! And if you read the report, you know many aspects of it are dead on arrival sef

Because so-called YORUBA ELDERS are offering support because of confab report, they have now tried to deceive some people with a mere adoption that does not hold any water.

MR. PRESIDENT! Yorubas are not fools! We see through your games and we shall kick you out even if you dash everyone of us $1 million!

PocoAPoco57:
Most nigerians are not civilized thats why.

firstEVA:
[s]I feel for you, but pls forgive her since you have the heart to, you have put your child as your major consideration and I believe you're doing the right thing, have a heart to heart talk with her on why you're still staying back in the marriage, she will change for good. A united home is always better for children[/s].

softysparky:
Wow..........Ozubulu bee nna m.

Anambra adigo mma.........

ozoigbondu:
One of the numerous theives in nigeria that refuses to leave the corridor of power.From kahaki to agbada or safari suit a theif is a theif

breadandbutter:


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The only people i pity in this whole scenario are the igbos beating their empty chest in support of GEJ and Jimi Agbaje. They have been cornered and rendered useless in the Nigerian polity so they are doing all they can to remain relevant. GEJ is an Ijaw man while Agbaje is Yoruba and it's obvious they don't give a damn about the igbo tribe who keep ranting in support of them. The Yeebos have finally turned to an Ijaw/Yoruba slave something they frequently accuse the Yoruba's of doing for the northerners

Whether agbaje or Ambode wins, Lagos remains in the hands of the Yoruba but under a different party. An igbo man will never rule Lagos or Aso rock.

What did the igbos benefit from GEJ's rule The promise of second niger brigde is still on paper, Many failed projects in their erosion ravaged region and so on but these people chose to remain suffering.

The igbos are just trying to flex their political muscle but we all know that they will forever remain behind the yoruba and the north in Nigerian politics.


Instead of working hard to regain their political relevance, they are busy supporting those who don't care about their existence. When the reality of the economy hits them hard, they turn to drug trafficking and kidnapping for survival.

What a group of wasted sperms [/b][/b]