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SportsRe: Oshoala, Messi, Fati Model Barcelona’s Third Kit Ahead Of New Season by friday2011(m): 6:01pm On Sep 07, 2020
shawnfamous:
Look at money men

Please guys is there anyway I can still play football for the European clubs? I'm 31 sad sad
Yes naa, in your next world grin
SportsRe: Kazuyoshi Miura Playing Actively At 53! World's Oldest Professional Footballer by friday2011(m): 1:23pm On Sep 07, 2020
ValCon888:
Japan is a country that has a culture of eating fresh foods and seafood so it is easy to maintain a healthy lifestyle. Therefore, longevity in a sporting career is no surprise.
Look at how athletic the man looks at 53. A typical 53yr old man here cannot look down at his penis because of his potbelly.

A typical 53yr old man here cannot look down at his penis because of his potbelly.


Mad ooo
SportsRe: Kazuyoshi Miura Playing Actively At 53! World's Oldest Professional Footballer by friday2011(m): 1:21pm On Sep 07, 2020
logon599:
53!

Meanwhile the 45 minutes "set" I played last month I'm still feeling it in my ankles and I'm not even 35 yet.

Shey e balance? cry
I swear, e no balance grin
TV/MoviesRe: Bbnaija: Laycon And Kiddwaya Dine Together After Erica's Eviction. by friday2011(m): 12:23pm On Sep 07, 2020
donproject:
God will bless you for me...
For wetin na, if na d show dey give am joy, free her abeg...

The same way I love watching football, same way my wife love watching bbnaija and other showbiz...

When ever I have a football match to watch... She will jejelly excuse herself from the parlor, sometimes she watches with me...

Life no hard ooo, na we dey make d thing look like say e hard.
TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija: Erica Apologizes For Talking Down On Her Fellow Housemates by friday2011(m): 12:56pm On Sep 06, 2020
Made4naijalove:
Medicine after death, I have already ordered Uber VIP for you this evening
Lol... Dont be surprised she will be in the house beyond today... Tacha comes to mind
PoliticsRe: Abaribe: Why The South Should Not Believe El-Rufai On 2023 Presidency by friday2011(m): 12:53pm On Sep 06, 2020
Esseite:
You could sense the veins and deep patriotism in Abaribe... if words were alive, he may have cried giving that interview.

Coming from someone that life has blessed beyond measures, it's good still seeing such hunger to right wrongs..
I swear, the man just nailed it...

Unfortunately our lazy youths on nairaland will not read this.
Christianity EtcRe: When Last Did You Pray For Your Enemies? by friday2011(m): 11:07am On Sep 06, 2020
For wetin naa?

I don pray for myself finish?

FamilyRe: I Am Suspecting My Wife Is Cheating. Should I Confront Her? by friday2011(m): 3:27am On Sep 06, 2020
annex1:
Dont confront her. Just focus on yourself and children please. And till you suspect otherwise, use protection during intercourse.
Bro... You nailed it...

This life as e be now ehnnn... You dont have to involve yourself in any confrontation with anybody, everything just be like timebomb... Small torch like this, you go hear gbuaa, e don explode, @Op, abeg no fight her on this ooo...

Anytime conji hold you, use condom.
Christianity EtcRe: Archaeologists Unearth 2,500-Year-Old Palace Dating Back To The Kings Of Judah by friday2011(m): 3:18am On Sep 06, 2020
ehinmowo:
Are you a university graduate? If not, were you in science class in secondary school? If your answers are in the negative, you can consider reading about carbon dating and half life.
grin grin i hear you, professor
SportsRe: Onome Ebi's New House In Lagos (Photos) by friday2011(m): 2:32am On Sep 06, 2020
Nice one...

While some yeye artist and Nollywood actors dey rented apartments for lekki dey show nigerians on social media that the houses na dere own...

Be deceiving urself, ur eye go soon clear.

Christianity EtcRe: Archaeologists Unearth 2,500-Year-Old Palace Dating Back To The Kings Of Judah by friday2011(m): 2:27am On Sep 06, 2020
chatinent:
The way these scientists use dates is alarming!
I swear, like say them dey there when d thing happened... They can lie.
PoliticsRe: Tinubu Commissions Ondo Revenue Office Complex Constructed By Akeredolu (photos) by friday2011(m): 7:42pm On Sep 05, 2020
Na wa ooo...

See as sanwo-olu dey follow am like PA...

Strong Man
FoodRe: What Is The Funniest/Most Terrible Combination Of Foods You Have Ever Taken? by friday2011(m): 7:37pm On Sep 05, 2020
[quote author=Nuttella post=93609644]Drinking garri with fried fish.[/quote


Abeg d combination remain?


That thing dey make sense die... Add am cold water
FoodRe: What Is The Funniest/Most Terrible Combination Of Foods You Have Ever Taken? by friday2011(m): 7:35pm On Sep 05, 2020
Bread and toothpaste...

How?
Nairaland GeneralRe: How Many Of You Hunted For This Insect?? by friday2011(m): 2:00pm On Sep 05, 2020
infotainment:
Kuluso grin grin grin
Snr man
CrimeRe: Man Killed 2 Women, Stored Them In Freezer For Years In Uk(Pics) by friday2011(m): 11:34am On Sep 05, 2020
[quote author=CHIMaaaah post=93571200][color=#990000]some people get mind, how can you live with dead bodies you killed for more than a year without fear in the same apartment...... Does it mean ghost doesn't exist like Nollywood make Nigerians believeshuh


[b]Righteousness89 your comments are beginning to piss people off here, just keep your identity hidden, unless you wan chop general beating


grin abeg no wound me with laff... No let @Righteousness89 quote bible for your head ooo, he go con tell you now say bible talk say "torch not my anointed and do my Prophet no harm"
CrimeRe: Man Killed 2 Women, Stored Them In Freezer For Years In Uk(Pics) by friday2011(m): 11:22am On Sep 05, 2020
Na wa... U see am, as our light no dey kuku stable for this side... E for no fit happen for naija... Neighbors for don burst d guy...

RIP to the dead.
PoliticsRe: Frank Ayade: Governor's Brother With Chicken Bowls (Photo) by friday2011(m): 11:17am On Sep 05, 2020
Lifestone:
That look like a birthday setting. The chicken looks only for the Camera
My thoughts bro...

Dont be surprised at the end now... He or his brother will come out and say its just his birthday surprise meal... with that smile on that ladys face and d saxophonist...

My wife organized something similar for my birthday some 3,4yrs ago...

Not that its expensive, everything for that table is within 20-50k... Depending on how asorted the drinks are.
PoliticsRe: Sanwo-Olu Suspends Bamidele Balogun For Imposing 5% Levy On Digital Platforms by friday2011(m): 7:49am On Sep 05, 2020
petra1:
Possibly true. Because it was not done in secret. It was announced over and over on air for days .
No mind them, they only wanted to use the guy catch cruise...

Shebi na 5%...and its not directly on the common man...

Sanwo olu himself increased BRT fares by over 50% which affected an average lagosian...
SportsRe: Chelsea Sign Kai Havertz From Bayern Leverkusen by friday2011(m): 10:12pm On Sep 04, 2020
SQLmastar:
After all these signings, I can bet my ****, they won't get any trophy this coming season.
The highest they'll achieve is cup finals...and still lose.

Lampard still has a lot to learn. Maybe in the next two seasons, he'll be ready to win trophies.
Analyst aiye...

RomanceRe: Godfrey Baguma “Ugliest Man” in Uganda Marries Third Wife In Grand Style -Photos by friday2011(m): 10:04pm On Sep 04, 2020
Na waooo

This one pass ugly...

Na HUGLY
PoliticsRe: Gani Adams Urges FG, NASS To Reverse Fuel Price, Electricity Tariff by friday2011(m): 6:05am On Sep 04, 2020
eddyslim:
Are you okay?
He is sick upstairs...

So so obvious.
FamilyRe: My Neighbor Beats His Wife And Kids Daily, What Can I do? by friday2011(m): 6:41am On Sep 03, 2020
Fxwarrior:
Which one is "call down"?
Na so... When person too talk trash.
CrimeRe: “Kill Me Rather Than Destroy My Cannabis Farm" - Suspect Tells NDLEA In Kogi by friday2011(m): 10:42pm On Sep 02, 2020
Okokobioko...

Slawormir supplier wan kill himself...

Damnnnnnmmm... grin

TravelRe: Ibeno Bridge: Is This The Longest Bridge In South-South Nigeria? (Video) by friday2011(m): 4:53pm On Sep 02, 2020
Ent3rpreneur:
Posting on behalf of Swallow me

Damnnnnnmmm nigarrrrrr
Isoright.

Na all these kind thing guy man go look finish, e go come say fcck it.
Make i light my weed joor, bang pvssy, it's been all night bombing.
Light your Kush and relax, e good, twice on a Tuesday
twice on a Tuesday

Today na Wednesday ooo...

Slawormir will not be impressed with you. grin
AgricultureRe: The Big Python I Caught In My Farm This Morning by friday2011(m): 3:41pm On Sep 01, 2020
AkwaIbomMan:
how una take kill this kind thing?
This one small naa...
PoliticsRe: Orji Kalu Meets Abdulsalami Abubakar In Minna (Photos) by friday2011(m): 9:17pm On Aug 31, 2020
Cyberterror:
OUK is the choice of God and man. He is so much loved. He is a unifier who will bring our country together and make us stronger as one. When he was governor of Abia state, he built the largest cattle market in the whole southeast in Lokpanta where northerners and other Nigerians come to trade. He speaks Igbo, Hausa and Kanuri fluently. He is a pan Nigerian. An embodiment of the Nigerian dream. OUK 2023.
So based on building the largest cattle market in south east...reason why the north are rooting for power shift to the southeast?

HealthRe: Snake Pulled From A Russian Woman's Throat After It Crawled In While She Slept by friday2011(m): 8:04pm On Aug 31, 2020
Werey...

olooruniya

SportsRe: Lionel Messi Considers His Barcelona Contract Over, Didn't Report For Training by friday2011(m): 5:53pm On Aug 31, 2020
RomanianNinja:
Messi wherever you go I'll follow. You can call me chief zaddy. Messi is the only football club I'll ever support... Without Messi, football is super boring.

I know one penaldo supporter is about to quote me but please don't let the devil use you. Thanks for your cooperation
And when he retires from football, I hope you will also retire from being a fan...

Before Messi or Ronaldo, there was football, after they have gone, football will remain and far better players will still come up and go...

Nothing last for ever.
Foreign AffairsRe: Trump Supporters, Protesters Clash In Portland, US. One Dead (Pics) by friday2011(m):
Stalwert:
shocked when I say ipob supporting you is like failure leading your destiny unah think say person dey exergerate.

Trump have crashed their economy
Trump foolishness led to the death of 170k
Trump idiocy had called doubts on the credibility of their electoral system
Trump cowardice led to Russia paying the Taliban to kill us troops...

Trump if leading his supporters to arm themselves and main their citizens

Ipob unah helele , unah super power be failure inducing beams.
I dont seem to understand how people carry the matter of another mans land on there head as its being done on social media here in nigeria... How will someone with a sane mind come online and attribute the fact that some set of people perceived to be of eastern decent supporting a foreign president is the reason why there is a fraction of the violence and killings happening in your own country without anybody saying anything or doing anything... Weather ipod, oduduwa or arewa, you guys should channel your energy to ensure those in government are held responsible and accountable for the state of the economy and the senseless killings going unabated in every parts of the country expecially in the north...

Blacks lives matter protests in America is not your business here in nigeria...

How many times have you seen this white/black folks in America protesting the killings in nigeria or any other part of Africa?

Its because they dont care if we are fine or not...

We have a lot of problems that need attention here in Nigeria... If we continue to pretend that all is well, then nigeria is doomed.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Arsenal Vs Liverpool : Community Shield 5 - 4 On Penalties On 29th August 2020 by friday2011(m): 2:01pm On Aug 29, 2020
Enyimbafc:
WEMBLEY is Arsenal first home,if u think i'm lying ask Chelsea fans.

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