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heeee why are they Photoshopping them togeda I sabi this teni picture na

She no even fine sef

TerryMcGinis:
Am 26+, male and have been suffering from constipation for a long time now, since 2007/08 if I remember correctly, it started as mild constipation, but then it started getting worse.

I'd go for days, 4/5 before I would be able to go to the loo...and even when I finally go, I don't get to empty my bowel completely, its just little that comes out, my stomach is always bloated, even when I haven't eaten, p.s I used to have a flat tummy. But nowadays my tummy is always swollen. After managing to go to toilet, I still feel the need to go, because I just pass out very small quantity of faeces no matter how much I eat, and how much I strain to push them out, it doesn't change.
I've tried incorporating fruits and I drink lots of water, I drink two satchet of water or more sometimes, I've reduced fried meals still no change.

I believe I'm suffering this ailment because as a teen I was always fond of indulging in late night meals, heavy meals like especially beans and bread, and my theory is that I've over worked my stomach, and upset the balance, I'm really suffering, as I type I'm not at ease at all...I'm always hearing noise in my stomach, lest I forget, I have been experiencing symptoms of ulcer for four to five years now.

Practitioners in the house I need your help on how to clean my colon of old faeces stuck inside my intestines, so I can be free, and feel light again, its impossible for me to lose weight because of it, when I don't eat well, I would get constipated for long term. And when I visit the loo, I would pass out very tiny stuff.

Please help a brother if you know anybody that has experienced this before and found a solution to it. God bless you all.


Front page pls: mods. I beg you in the name of God.

It may be stomach cancer, you should visit a gen hospital and run some tests

Funmmyastic:
Stop it!You no dey hear word.

What? I will give her pain killers before I do it,it won't hurt

oga say na fumble each other

calabaman:
^^^^
Insensitive response man

I'm just wondering how their dicks were able to fit in

Funmmyastic:
Are you sure you are alright?

mmm it looks so tight and deep and wet

15 ke? Can girls f*ck at 15?

mmm I feel like f*cking the hole at the side of her head

crocodile dey nigeria?

eyah allah can't save him he has to rely on western medicine , I guess boko isn't really haram

Jesus! What did they do to him

apostle suleiman should come and raise them na where is he hiding?




R.I.P to the dead, world no even sweet like that sef

false prophet worshipper

ole adebole ole adebole ole adebole

no go hustle dey find signs for der na so pipo take dey enter prison

She no even fine sef

purples25:
Beta go and sleep before we visit you.

Did I / we hold you ?

With your witchcraft you cannot grow your breast

Ehn why dem come dey go gym?

purples25:
Okayyy ooooo be yourself

Madam mosquito breast lemme na I no do

purples25:
Thank God that's what you even think I have sef

I like it like that

Iyam jusss lookin at you

Abeg no look me o, I no dey do gehs wey no get breast

Ademidd:
...lol. Is my pastor hungry? No.

Yinmu why he come dey use bible beg una for money?

Ademidd:
Is my pastor lying? No.

Didn't he just lie that he saw vision of vice president toy's helicopter crash?

Ademidd:
Have i been prostituting around to make money? No.

Dey lie for your papa there, Judging from how cheap y'all RCCG gehs are, I will hold unto my opinion until proven otherwise

Ademidd:
You are frustrated and I won't allow you drag me into the gutter with you.

Awww the RCCG LovePeddler is running away to go f*ck one of her lying pastors, make sure you carry krest follow body o

Ajibel:
Hope you feel good and fulfiled about yourself now after this vituperations you just typed?

my friend shut up don't you have an abused wife to rape in the name of allah?

davires:
Try and have small sense nah.

No its not like that, it will be consensual and I will use condom

Ademidd:
Is this how you address your parents and grandparents at home that is if you have any.

My friend shut up and go suck dick to pay your tithe to your hungry lying pastor

Pastor adebole is nothing but a liar and a fool

purples25:
Too bad you don't know the truth and you cannot know ......

Of course I've seen myself...... That's why I'm laughing at you

you know you can always put tissue paper in your cloth to beef up appearance or just save your money do silicon you don't have to carry mosquito bite breasts upandan

Ajibel:
Happy Ed-El-Kabir

Does this look like terrorist thread to you? My frnd go and worship your false prophet with your fellow "holy warriors"

Take him to Luth or any government teaching hospital most private clinics dey miss road