₦airaland Forum

StarOnEarth:
Oga she is married now, go find your sugar mummy for front.

Dang it, abeg she get sista wey desperate like am

DaddyMorenike:
Nothing of such, but I have something funny...... When I was in school(sec), I was a prayer warrior. So we had vigil that faithful day.
Our matron's wife who was also our coordinator called me to her office for special prayer, we prayed n held hands
Mama just dey carry hand up n down n I was feeling her Bobby n crotch area simultaneously. As normal, preeq stand
N my prayer point was "God no let this prayer end" I could not adjust cos we were holding hands. immediately she said the last "for ijn we pray, OMo I just
Coverup like say I wan defend freekick. Mama saw it and just smiled.

Ewwwwwwwww

StarOnEarth:
While I was in school, I went for a rehearsal (vigil) in the church, after we were done, the choir mistress told me she wanted to see me, I actually thought she wanted to complain about me coming late to church and how I have been unserious with church activities so I was trying to dodge her, around 3am she ask me if we could talk now and I said yes, then she ask if we could go somewhere private, instantly I knew the talk was not just a talk. So we went upstairs, it was totally dark out there, she said she was shy to say it, In my mind I was like see this old woman o, cos she was way older than I am, so she said she like me bla bla bla, I told her we can't date because am not the relationship type, before I know it sha we started kissing and fingering, if not for the residual of holy spirit in me, we would have bleeped, but later I heard from a friend that she has a thing for young guys, since then I ran from the church.

Abeg name and number... of the woman o no be u

Renderhelp:
@Renderhelp,

Since I started being intimate with my boyfriend he loves to pee on my body after or before sex, one time he even asked if I could drink his urine but I refused.

I love him very much but I find this thing disgusting and humiliating. He said he would end the relationship if I refuse him.

I don't want him to leave me, how can I enjoy his urine?

Ya toilet na, he can't try that sh!t with the mother of his kids

airminem:
com'on guy this is no friendlyadvice. This is friendly fire..

truth teller

midnighter:
She is not even ugly..

ehn give your popsy to fvck na

Pettyprincess:
Nd note i am better than your ex nd nd future girlfriend.

no ya not u ugly geh

person that they will still call back, u think say mnet no get sense?

Lordsama:
What are the chances of an immigrant who is a lawyer getting a job and PR in Canada?

Please i need the views of Nigerian lawyers practicing or working in Canada. Please this is very urgent and important.

Dish washer, dustbin man,cleaner,cab driver, snow plougher,security guard the list is endless

If na yankee you dey I woulda asked you to involve the police and become a billionaire buh na naija we dey so I'll advice you to either tell him you don't like it or keep enduring his gross advances or just leave the job all together.
Another thing you can do is go together with your mom and report him to your boss, mothers have a way of getting into peoples heads

Magnoliaa:

What's the male ego?

Ask your father

kestolove95:
So e go dey Bleep woman abi wetin?

are u interested?

Gideoniteprime4:
why e be say people like you they always be first to comment on tins like this
WHY NOT SEND US A PIC OF YOUR OWN KITCHEN?
4AKIN HIPPOCRATE!
I bet that this guys kitchen is gold if compared to yours!

oga wetin English language do you wey you dey murder am like this na?

Tehila07:
What seems like a solution is if I can find another job that won't affect her business. But the only thing I like most is what I'm doing currently.

if to say you sabi speak English well u and your wife no go get problem

see how dead your kitchen is, the snake probably thought no one could live in an uncompleted house

this one husband don run

Davash222:
Are we all going to pretend like we don’t what that Unidentified Flying Object is Its Edo State for crying out loud!

Me sef dey Edo ppl wey suppose dey pursue the thing dey shout aeroplane oda bo

helinues:
So what/who influences most of your critical decisions ?

Your mom when she is on my nuts

Man e be like say i go open dojo for naija for married woman self defense I go make bar

20M? toto na serious business o

Onyi22:
They all look alike

I just saw your dp, are you homeless or in prison?

ose this one don dey fine o, what's up?

and the grant shall be used to equip the pockets of their ogas at the top

This na the result of sucking dick too much

She no even fine sef

MERCHANDISER:
how i fit get this babe number?
she go fit collect 100k? i wan harvest her kpekus

08032773199

Stingman:
Funny guy. I thought Igbos were criminals that contribute nothing to the economy and are irrelevant?

Igbos has asked for equality in their country for the past 50 years, but successive government have largely ignored them.

The situation will FAST TRACK by 2023..if the country fails to adjust in line of Justice, all things being equal.

if una want equality, make una dey do more than jeans selling

make una no do biafra na, where I go see jeans buy?

ole them still wan sell property, make them abandon am na make we know say them dey vex

hisexcellency34:
Just multiple slaps

Forgive them since buhari became president,we no longer have the luxury of fuel,tyre and matches
Sai baba next level

he should be appearing in Ninja turtles 3