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ajixkhid1:
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Ayama where e from see cow and hippopotamus wey follow am take picture

2 years ke? Nysc don turn 2 years ni?

Has anyone seen suicide squad yet

[quote author=sleeksavbvy post=48207964][/quote]It's not new, almost all movie industries suffer from things like these even hollywood

Easily predictable
Hollywood movies are super predictable, I mean just look at all the genres;
Action: villain gets defeated , hero wins and gets the girl(e.g: bond movies,super hero flicks etc)
Thriller: villain dies, hero wins and gets the girl altho some try to be brilliant and involve a few twists but come on we can already see it a mile away(e.g: book of eli,chaos,gone girl etc)
Comedy: it always ends happily ever after(e.g: this is the end,21 jump street etc)
Horror: the villain looks like he's dead but shows up at the end so a sequel doesn't seem implausible(e.g: amityville horror, halloween etc)
Irrelevant sequels
Ah ah since 2000 hollywood efforts have been nothing but sequels, prequels, book adaptations,video game adaptations,remakes,reboots and it doesn't even matter whether it is necessary or not I even heard that new ideas are usually booted off for the "bankable" ideas ie recycled ideas
(e.g: robocop,sharknado etc)
No storyline or plot
Hehehe yea that's what the explosions, car chases and all them set piece cover is for, the fact that there isn't any reasonable plot to wrap it around (e.g: hurt locker,melancholia etc)

Some accident or shooting scenes are a write off
Well there happen to be such lack of professionalism in hollywood too they even have a name for it(bloopers)
and no movie seem to be above it( check out your favourite movie on the imdb website and check out their goofs)

Terrible subtitles
Hollywood does this too especially when they speak foreign languages(e.g: bourne identity etc)


Too much witchcraft
Witchcraft dey hollywood too na abi how else will you explain sylvester stallone killing a gang of dudes (holding assault rifles) using a hand gun or how will you explain why captain america can survive an explosion and building collapse

So abeg make una dey cut nollywood some slack from time to time

SUICIDE SQUAD TIME!!!!!!
Altho I don see story but make we forget em critics and just have fun that's the point of these movies

#SuicideSquad tomorrow yay!

#SuicideSquad 2 days to go

@tonyspike never mind, I just saw the ratings on RT

TonySpike:
The reviews are out, both on metacritic and RT.

RT has no consensus yet tho, I read the ign review man! that was mean

Minemrys:
Suicide Squad's a bad movie [according to reviews]
the DC haterz are coming. The DC haterz are coming.

TonySpike:
Reviews have finally started dropping for Suicide Squad. IGN rated the movie 5.9/10...Pheeews.i also saw a Telegraph review just now. I hope the movie can make 7.5 in the very least. Oya, Rotten Tomato and Metacritic, do your thing !!!

Have faith my brodas aug 5th is 3 days away

#SuicideSquad 3days to go

1st class library science university of zamfara

#SuicideSquad 4 days to go

Omo I see wonderwoman trailer, that one just wan use konji kill person for ere na wa o abeg make una help me tell am to dey cover body

Lumeday:
A very big tortoise was found wandering in my street somewhere in Bariga and it was immediately slaughtered by the pepper soup team. More pictures after the cut.

Tortoise for pepper soup? I swear naija people go carry dustbin put inside pepper soup one day

Minemrys:
lols na u start this marvel/DCstuff for the thread na.

Okay I go carry una matter go my church make them break the lock wey marvel take hol' una for throat wey make film wey pack batman and superman inside to flop










#SuicideSquad 5 days to go

Minemrys:
you cause trouble for this board c0me run ba? Lolx. Apologise to parrotibaba and kryptonian1987 oh

Ehen? I tantalize una with sneak pix from suicide squad and this is the thanks I get?
*storms out of thread*

Obadiah77:
No doubt I'm the luckiest man on heart ive been banging something i never thought i would bang in my entire life.

No doubt no guy on this section have this magnaminous asset that i posses, if you want to deny, please show us prove of your girl. Below is mine

O yea? well get a load of this

Minemrys:
Enough of this marvel DC stuff. Who started it anyway? Friendlyadvice, come clean your handwork.

Me? What did I do?
Anyway
#SuicideSquad countdown oya dc nerds join me 5 days to go

soberdrunk:
Just "six" laptops? Is this a joke? Unless if the laptop is a "special" laptop that can detect corruption before' it happens, if not this is not news worthy". For crying out, this is Nigeria the giant' of Africa not Mali or Somalia......

Yea so US can spy on Nigerian a55e5 with it

kryptonian1987:
What's that

this nigga talking shit about bvs Get him!!!!!

Hehe obviously tonyspike and kryptonian1987 have not seen this or them for don pounce on you by now

thenairama:
Man the characters are so animated dc for kukuma save money do cartoon so we go know say na cartoon we dey watch cartoon now lol I vote BVS standard

Hehe let me guess the car chase scene abi?
I cringed a bit in dat part but I tink I'm goin to like letos joker he's goin to be even more brutal than heath ledgers. It's a pity we'll be gettin little from him in this movie and we'll have to wait till batman before to get "a load of him"

12. when you graduate from friendzone to boyfriend and you feel like

11.when you catch your crushes boyfriend cheating

10.when your crush says you are like a hommie

9.when you find out your crush has a boyfriend or doesn't like you back

8.when you text your crush and get no response

7.when your crush texts you first and you are like

6. when your crush accepts you on facebook

5.whenever your crush makes a joke that's not that funny

Florblu:
it had better worth my attention @Op

Florblu:
it had better worth my attention @Op

ok I'm not doing again *runs away from thread*