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TV/MoviesRe: DC EXTENDED UNIVERSE (FILM) by friendlyadvice: 6:26pm On Jun 26, 2016
TonySpike:
Is Dr. Hugo Strange in Suicide Squad? That guy is a baaaaad guy in Gotham TV series. The guy is simply a genius, and unfortunately, a good friend of Bruce Wayne's Father, Dr Thomas Wayne. I think he was the one that schemed the death of Thomas and Martha Wayne. Yes, Maaaaaartha #BVS
Rumoured to be there though so I shouldn't get ahead of myself but fingers crossed anyway
RomanceRe: Lanicky's Victory: Victory Against Cyberbullying by friendlyadvice: 1:26pm On Jun 26, 2016
stiflerdrug:
Lol Boss abeg. No vex. No sue me
angry hmmm I don hear make I call my litigation team ask them make dem stand down
TV/MoviesRe: DC EXTENDED UNIVERSE (FILM) by friendlyadvice: 1:20pm On Jun 26, 2016
Lol @ "I can't wait to show you my toys"
No time wey joker no dey shine looking fwd 2 dis movie
1. Harley quinn
2. Dead shot
3. Captain boomerang
4. Killer croc
5. El diablo
6. Joker
7. The tree guy from krypton
8. Dr hugo strange

Dem no born them mama well make this film no enta a billy
RomanceRe: Lanicky's Victory: Victory Against Cyberbullying by friendlyadvice: 1:05pm On Jun 26, 2016
stiflerdrug:
if yo d one on yo DP and you still call someone uglee.. *takes a deep breath* u need rehab. #FriendlyAdvice
angry na who dey call my name for ere?
angry make una take una time o
TV/MoviesRe: Swing And A Miss: Half Of A Yellow Sun by friendlyadvice: 2:35pm On May 23, 2015
lipsrsealed ha. Op don vex face nollywood
I get suggestions for you:

Room 1403
Blackberry babes
Sai baba
ASUU strike
Flower girl
Ebola
RomanceRe: How Do You Deal With An Employee With A Crush ? by friendlyadvice: 2:31pm On May 23, 2015
Op make him/her your fckbuddie
RomanceRe: See The Gift My GF Gave Me. despite 50k monthly allowee (photos) by friendlyadvice: 2:30pm On May 23, 2015
grin na because she no buy you singlet and pant na why u still get mouth to complain
PoliticsRe: Man Trekking For GEJ Replies Omotola After She Called Trekkers 'Silly' by friendlyadvice: 3:09pm On May 15, 2015
If there's so much craze about this trekking thing then why don't we make it an annual sport like sony's amazing race you know complete with sponsors and live coverage split the trekkers into teams with inter-ethnic members at the end the winning team gets a cash prize
it can promote tourism, spread awareness on tribal unity and even bring social matters to the attention of those who can solve them
#JustSaying
PoliticsRe: Transition C’ttee: Buhari Insists On Credible Persons As Bakare Heads Screening by friendlyadvice: 10:34am On Apr 13, 2015
Looool
Instead of make una dey think of how you can chip in to move this nation forward una busy dey pray for one man admin to fail becos ur guy no win
As if his failure wont trickle down to you and me
Nigerians na una get sense pass wink
TV/MoviesRe: Swing And A Miss: American Sniper by friendlyadvice: 1:27pm On Apr 11, 2015
Looool guy why don't you do for nollywood
CrimeRe: Woman Commits Suicide After Son Caught Her In Bed, Sexing Co-Worker (Pic) by friendlyadvice: 1:26pm On Jan 19, 2015
grin hmmmm oga you sure say you no assist your wife with the hanging? cause this your story be like nollywood yoruba film. which kind pikin be that that e pikin sef? na this kind pikin wey dem dey sew them mouth together
CrimeRe: Calabar Boy Caught And Burnt To Death For Stealing (Graphic Photo) by friendlyadvice: 1:22pm On Jan 19, 2015
Such an irony the boy stole and he deserved to be burnt alive but you who murdered him what do you deserve?
You said the boy was lazy why didn't you use your mob/brute force to make him learn a trade or go to school? Who knows what this boy would have become
You say the police force is ineffective why didn't you finance them and provide the resources for them to do their jobs instead of hiring security guards and paying pastors to ask God to leave the important things he is doing to come and protect your life and property
WHY?
They say nigerians are one of the smartest people in the world but I think nigerians are actually the dumbest set of people the world has ever seen
Car TalkRe: Man Killed In Ikorodu By Hit And Run Driver (Photo) by friendlyadvice: 12:20pm On Jan 19, 2015
Sad story, I don't blame the driver for running afterall if passersby stopped lynching drivers who knock down pedestrians perhaps the drivers would be more responsible
RIP to the dead
InvestmentRe: CNN's 10 Most Prosperous African Countries, Nigeria Missing by friendlyadvice:
PRODUTIM1:
Nigeria name is missing from the CNN just released Africa 10 most prosperous nation. According to the latest report, Bostwana top the list. The research were based on the criteria ranging from economics to education to health.

The full list are
1.Bostwana
2.South Africa
3.Morocco
4.Namibia
5.Tunisia
6.Algeria
7.Ghana
8.Rwanda
9.Burkina Faso
10.Senegal

http://cnn.it/1zzdd3W
I'm not surprised that nigeria isn't on the list
-The Nigerian common man can join energy and resources to establish investment clubs to help promising nigerians become entrepreneurs and employers of labour
-The Nigerian common man can join energy and resources to find cleaner and more efficient sources of electricity to solve the epileptic power supply problem
-The Nigerian common man can join energy and resources to establish art and theatre clubs that can develop the quality and content of our entertainment sector
-The Nigerian common man can join energy and resources to establish consumer protection agencies to protect consumers, provide feedback to local producers and promote local products
-The Nigerian common man can even lobby and influence gov't policies for the common good
But instead they go to church to pray for miracles without work,they engage in APC and PDP senseless rivalry,they rant about how bad nigeria is at newspaper stands,nairaland and radio shows, they blame all their woes on gov't and take out their frustration on petty criminals


Even though its king solomon that is president of nigeria, we will still not be on that list #Fact
InvestmentRe: CNN's 10 Most Prosperous African Countries, Nigeria Missing by friendlyadvice: 10:23pm On Dec 18, 2014
PRODUTIM1:
Nigeria name is missing from the CNN just released Africa 10 most prosperous nation. According to the latest report, Bostwana top the list. The research were based on the criteria ranging from economics to education to health.

The full list are
1.Bostwana
2.South Africa
3.Morocco
4.Namibia
5.Tunisia
6.Algeria
7.Ghana
8.Rwanda
9.Burkina Faso
10.Senegal

http://cnn.it/1zzdd3W
CrimeRe: Nigerian Gay Guy Kills Self After He Was Attacked by friendlyadvice: 10:02pm On Dec 18, 2014
50calibre:
This guy is talking shi*t!! The family didn't lose a son, they lost a fa*ggot.
I wish more fa*ggots would take this route, even the fa*ggot tweeting this should man up and hang himself.
Fa*gs are disgusting, my heart never bleeds for a fa*g
grin yea man! #NoHomo if any guy wink me or hold my hand or blow me kiss, omo na knife and acid
TV/MoviesRe: Swing And A Miss: Gone Girl by friendlyadvice: 9:15pm On Nov 30, 2014
leverage:
THIS IS THE FIRST TYM I AM HEARING ABOUT THIS FILM. IT APPEARS TO BE WELL RATED AND MADE QUITE A LOT OF MONEY, I DEY GO IROKO TO DOWNLOAD
I downloaded mine from torrent
PoliticsRe: Boko Haram: America Is not Nigeria's friend - Gowon by friendlyadvice: 6:35pm On Nov 30, 2014
Hadone:
WE'RE ALWAYS GOOD AT POINTING ACCUSATION FINGERS TO THE USA. THEY'RE ONLY AFRAID OF INDIRECTLY SELLING THE ARMS TO THE BOKOHARAM IN THE NAME OF NIGERIA. YOU ALL SEE WHAT IS ACTUALLY HAPPENING. MY FRIEND IN YOLA WAS TELLING ME HOW THE MASSES ASSEMBLED IN STREETS OF YOLA MONTHS BACK CLAPPING WITH FULL HOPE FOR SOLDIERS AS THEY CONVEY HEAVY LOADS OF ARMS TO MUBI MEANT FOR FIGHTING INSURGENTS. HE CALLED ME AND SAY 'I ASSURE U BH WILL BE HISTORY IN ONE WEEK' BUT GUESS WHAT? SAME GUY CALLED BACK AFTER EXACTLY A WEEK CRYING AND TELLING ME THAT BH HAS CAPTURED MUBI, &THAT SOLDIERS WERE ARRIVING YOLA BARE FOOTED WITH SHORTNICKERS AS THEY ALL THREW THEIR UNIFORMS. I ASKED HIM ABOUT THE HEAVY WEAPONS TAKEN THEIR AND HE BURSTED INTO TEARS AGAIN TELLING ME THAT THEY ARE IN THE HANDS OF BOKOHARAM AS EVEN THE BARRACKS WHERE THEY WERE KEPT IS UNDER BH CONTROL. WHOSE NEGLIGENCE, AMERICA?
@bolded hmmmn grin guy friend sabi lie o why e no talk say they use head waka come back?
PoliticsRe: Why My Family, Folks And I Wouldn't Vote Come 2015 by friendlyadvice: 6:24am On Nov 30, 2014
aj_five: 2. LACK OF SECURITY.
This here is a big problem. The security is
rubbish.
During the last election, I along with my folks
almost lost our lives. We were forcefully
circumcised to vote for the opposition. Our
vote or we lost our thumbs.
Even after we obliged, the thugs robbed us of
our money and threatened to ransack our
houses if we dare cough a whim.
Exactly my reason for not voting , I go just jeje sit down for my house
Besides voting is the least way of fulfilling your obligations as a citizen or exercising your rights nigerians are fund of thinking that once they've voted they've done the country a big favor the truth is whether its GEJ or Buhari or even king david and king solomon joined together, Nigeria will still fail if we leave everything to FG, if you want to change nigeria? Then roll up your sleeves and get to work join a community or a pressure group and formulate policies for change and lobby the gov't into accepting and supporting it there's no limit to what one can achieve when they have an entire community behind them. I prefer serving my country this way than standing under sun to vote for a man just because he gave me bag of rice or because he wears a hat like my grand father in the village
TravelRe: US Embassy Receives 220,000 Visa Applications by friendlyadvice: 3:54am On Nov 26, 2014
19naia:
Thats $161.00 per application.. Thats $35.4million income in less than one year, from visa applications alone.. They make other income from other services.. Thats a lot of money being made along with many of the applicants being denied visa... I think the US embassy must be profitable to the US Government there...
grin you know what's funny? That money can be used to run a start up company with hundreds of SMEs under its belt making them money and eliminating the unemployment they cry about,it can be invested in the power sector for cleaner and more efficient alternative to "I better pass my neighbour" like solar inverter generators etc which can also make them money and at the right price at least cut the electricity problem in half, they can even run health facilities and profit from mandatory health insurance which will definitely make them money and uplift the health system in the country, but no!
They prefer running to america to start forming jason bourne with immigration when their visa expire grin don't you just find that funny?
BusinessRe: Nigeria Still Ranks 4th Globally On Return On Investment Ratings by friendlyadvice: 9:41am On Nov 24, 2014
Its true that ones attitude determines his altitude, going through this thread all I see is "na lie","propaganda for gullible nigerians" the posts get even more embarrassing as you read on. I have a question for you guys , with your infinite wisdom and your ability to not be fooled by "propaganda" why is nigeria even in a worse state than before? Why won't the rich get richer and the poor poorer? Yes! Nigerian gov't lies but there's hardly any politician in this world that is totally honest see america ; obama jumps out and announce some policy that would benefit the average man guess what? a capitalist influenced that decision if it won't benefit the rich they won't do it if you doubt me check every single american amenity they enjoy and ask how it benefits the rich and powerful, china is even way worse than america yet they are generations ahead of nigeria you know why? Because of their attitude if they hear something rather than sit back and doubt they investigate for loopholes they can exploit and twist to their benefit as someone is making bad decisions and destroying the country, another one is ready to sweep up the mess and fix the cracks
You claim the information is false why don't you investigate check the stock market, check business news examine business trends and if its favourable then take advantage before the opportunity closes
If its capital that is your problem,how about rounding up your assets sell that land or house in your village? Or making a habit of picking on little investment opportunities you see like mutual funds etc how about starting an investment club with your friends or community members? Your ten ten naira multiplied can become a billion some day becos you don't just have capital synergy but mind synergy as well
Even if you want a loan from the bank do you think they make the interest rates high to chase away people? They are in a business they do it for a reason, plan your business well what's your 5 years plan? What assets you will acquire to build your business value? What is the trend like in the market you are going into? etc they will gladly give you a loan if your house is in order. Just think and research rather than sitting down and criticizing all the time, later them go travel go dey marry them daughters for papers so disgusting I swear nigerians dey give person headache
PoliticsRe: President Barrack Obama Of United States Of America To Visit Akwa Ibom state by friendlyadvice: 10:04am On Nov 12, 2014
Ah ah why the guy the phuck up like this na make e go visit military camp for maiduguri grin na that one I go hail
PoliticsRe: Warning:-its The End,say Goodbye To NIGERIA! by friendlyadvice: 6:19pm On Nov 10, 2014
grin hehehe nairaland no go kill person with laff na so una be "predict" say ebola go wipe out nigeria, una no even get better thing talk, is it these lilly livered nigerians that want to rip nigeria apart?
*ROTFL* they are even more cowardly and non-chalant than they were in the 90s *smh* if una like no go find work sit down there dey form Nostradamus and war strategists from an armchair

grin this one wey una dey hound MODs to carry the thread go front page I wish una best of luck
TV/MoviesRe: Swing And A Miss: Transcendence by friendlyadvice: 11:27pm On Nov 04, 2014
cheesy wait o are you joking? Did johnie depp really die at the end of the movie because honestly I was too bored to finish the movie, if he did then the movie is very meaningless didn't they design the computer to keep him alive?
TV/MoviesRe: Swing And A Miss: Transcendence by friendlyadvice: 7:40am On Oct 17, 2014
severee:
Narrator
at warner bros complex chris nolan meets with greedy movie executives
chris nolan
Hey there boys do you know what time it is? It's time to once again insult the intelligence of movie viewers worldwide and rip them off while we are at it
greedy executives
Really? How? Our big ticket item batman is sold already and man of steel didn't do sh*t for us, I don't like this it looks like they are seeing through your bs mr nolan
chris nolan
not this time I've a story which was ripped off from a five minute irrelevant sub-plot of that bullsh*t movie winter soldier
greedy executives
What subplot?
chris nolan
The part where chris evans and scarlett johansson chat away with some dude who downloads himself into a 1960 computer with a USB portal, we will be literarily stealing from it even up to the part where the computer dude st*pidly ordered hydra to fire a missile at the lab that destroyed him along with it
greedy executives
Hmmm lazy script wrapped in fine clothes that sounds like a good idea just like when we ripped off the plot of oceans 11 for inception ,wrapped it all up and passed it on as a deep and intelligent movie they totally ate that sh*t up
chris nolan
So are we in business?
greedy executives
Hellz yea
Lol how you know say them hold meeting?
I liked the movie a bit although it was very dissapointing
Abeg show mercy
RomanceRe: No Fine Girl Has Ever Agree To Date Me by friendlyadvice: 7:36am On Oct 17, 2014
Op don't feel bad na ugly people sef deserve love na manage ugly gal u hear?
BusinessRe: FG To Spend N1 Trillion On Petrol Subsidy In 2015 by friendlyadvice: 7:32am On Oct 17, 2014
Interval:
All these money are mostly meant for private pockets
undecided why is your pocket not among?
The same tired old speech has been on for more than 15 years in nigeria why won't nigerians ever change tactics and just move forward una go surprise even though gov't begin dey do everything right and our economy grows even larger, nigeria will still be among the poorest nations in the world #Fact
HealthRe: How The World Media Is Celebrating Nigeria's Ebola Victory Pictures And Video by friendlyadvice: 1:35am On Oct 08, 2014
sexzskil:
With the 17 likes you got, which i know u were looking for anyway, IT IS NO SUPPRISE WHY NIGERIA WILL REMAIN A THIRD-WORLD SLUM FOREVER. Monkeys!
. grin hehehe why are you being so bitter? I only told you the truth, you know something else? Not only are you jobless and immature you are also a coward cos I can bet that even tho you get the opportunity to take your "fight for justice" to one of our "corrupt leaders" you no go get mind to say sh*t instead you go under anonymity of nairaland and make baseless comments from an armchair all in the name of "standing out" lol you are pathetic grin get a hobby my dear
HealthRe: How The World Media Is Celebrating Nigeria's Ebola Victory Pictures And Video by friendlyadvice: 12:18am On Oct 08, 2014
sexzskil:
I HAVE FOUGHT FOR JUSTICE HERE: THAT AN AMERICAN DR IN WHO ACTUALLY CONTAINED EBOLA AND NOT THE NIGERIAN GOVERNMENT. THIS GREAT MAN DESERVED TO BE IMMORTALISED OR GIVEN THE TITTLE OF A GCFR.

NIGERIA IS A MEDIOCRE NATION, SO THAT MALAWI IS FAR GREATER THAN HER. A NATION FILLED WITH RETROGRESSIVE, PRIMITIVE, INFERIOR MONKEYS. SCUMS OF THE WORLD!

I'VE NEVER FOLLOWED D DUMB CROWD MY WHOLE LIFE.

I'VE FOUGHT FOR REAL JUSTICE, WHICH IS MY TRUE CALLING.

MAY AMERICA RULES THE UNIVERSE FOR ETERNITY(AMEN)!
. grin kpele ok ok nigeria contained ebola with the help of dr david from WHO we've shown gratitude so now can we become progressive apes? Lol! Everyone is in a joyful mood, no one is interested in your childish rants, so why are you struggling so hard to be noticed are you really seeking attention that badly? OMG this is just sad, so trolling for insults on nairaland is your own version of fighting for justice SMH my dear please get a life undecided
CultureRe: Funny Things Only Nigerians Do by friendlyadvice: 7:09pm On Oct 01, 2014
mobuch: Small big fool, see how ðεƔ have disgraced and exposed you on your ashewo thread; u should be ashamed of urself, anyway, na still small pekin u be.
grin what thread are you all talking about? Its sounds interesting can u send me the link?
CultureRe: Funny Things Only Nigerians Do by friendlyadvice: 4:28pm On Oct 01, 2014
RedBenson: I sincerely admire ur sensibility for equally refusing to further comment on that thread. Just keep remaining silent until sanity is restored, then i may bring back the thread to its former title. They think they are wise. Imagine typing nonsense all over the page. I bet you, as far as we are absent from that thread, it wont last 2wks when it would die a natural death. You can bet me on that.
cheesy lol what thread was that?
CultureRe: Funny Things Only Nigerians Do by friendlyadvice: 12:51pm On Oct 01, 2014
Seriously I like this thread this is the first time someone is actually procurring a reasonable solution to nigeria's problems rather than just bashing it

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